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ELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 21/02/2025
GAY MITCH HEDBERG: i'm gay for pay. i'm gay for free too, but i like to get paid.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
oh are we weighing this? our bases in the gulf are destroyed and we've essentially shown the gulfies we do not give a fuck about them and that having our bases there makes them vulnerable and we can't protect them or ourselves. are we also weighing not going to the bar we just got 86ed from
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Dr. Hilary Agro, PhD 🍄 @hilaryagro.com · 03/07/2026
Neurodivergent men who care about fixing societal problems, I made this for you. Please share widely 💚
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Crispy Crust @bizijosh.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
My friend here needs some in person help. If anyone lives close by, she could really use some assistance
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 20/05/2026
might be time to reconcile with the fact that fascists are preternaturally good at reality tv
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Democracy Now! @democracynow.org · 20/05/2026
"It's harrowing to see the immiseration of the entire population." Independent journalist Ed Augustin reports from Havana and describes the "unfolding humanitarian crisis" gripping Cuba due to the intensified U.S. blockade.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
NEW—Video shared w me by a witness shows another angle of NYPD officer throwing a protester to the ground during an anti-ICE protest outside Wyckoff Medical Center in the early hours of Sunday morning + has helped identify the officer. His name is Hubert Mohamed, The Handbasket is first to report:
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
WHO AGREE'S ? - dashare.zone ADMIN
A REGGAE SKELETEIN LOOKEN EXAUSTED "IF THE DOCTER DOESNT FIX YOUR HEALTH PROBLEM YOU SHOULDNT HAVE TO PAY" AND SORRY BUT IF U DONT AGREE EITHER YOUR EVIL OR YOUR A DOCTER!!!!!! IF I GO TO GET MY TIRE'S ROTATED AND THEY DONT ROTATE THEM AND THEN THEY CALL ME FAT THEN I DONT PAY THAT FUCKEN  BILL EITHER SO WHY DO I GOTTA PAY FOR HEALTH CARE IN THIS WAY ??? THINK ABOUT IT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Josep Goded (Backup Account But Still Active) @josepgoded2.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Israeli forces assaulted a Palestinian shepherd while settlers stole his livestock in Al-Mughayyir, West Bank.
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
this is what they took from you
Zoolander gasoline fight
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
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an older man in a suit and pink shirt is sitting at a table with a notebook and water bottles .
Alt: “Oh my god! He admit it!” GIF of the scene from “I think you should leave” with an older man in a suit and pink shirt is sitting at a table with a notebook and water bottles
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Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Congress dialogue tree: A. Sorry, we don't have a majority B. Sorry, we don't have a supermajority C. Sorry, we have to support the president D. [say nothing, avoid all media]
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drewtoothpaste @drewtoothpaste.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
who else remembers what senators used to do on the ides of march
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Jamie Dyer @jamiedcville.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
bsky.app/profile/hann...
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Concentration camps: “For 280 days we haven’t eaten a single piece of fruit, banana, apple, orange, or anything fresh. We are all in one big room with no doors or windows. We can’t see any grass or trees. We are all constantly sick."
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Exclusive: Detention Center Captives Are Throwing Lotion Bottles Wrapped With Notes to Organizers Outside Otay Mesa Facility ~ L.A. TACO
“For 280 days we haven’t eaten a single piece of fruit, banana, apple, orange, or anything fresh," an Otay Mesa captive communicated through handwritten note. "We are all in one big room with no doors...
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Jordan Uhl @jordanuhl.com · 04/02/2026
I gathered a few resources you can use & take action with to protect your communities from ICE: stopicetoday.com
stopicetoday.com
STOP ICE TODAY
Take action to protect your community from ICE.
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Dr. Hilary Agro, PhD 🍄 @hilaryagro.com · 28/01/2026
Hi, leftist public educator here who makes educational videos, the answer is that propagandists on the right are funded by billionaires and culture workers on the left are funded by $5 a month donations from already struggling working class people. Hope that helps, anything else is missing the point
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Jeff Rueter @jeffrueter.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son."
Statement from Michael and Susan Pretti
Parents of Alex Jeffrey Pretti

“We are heartbroken but also very angry.

Alex was a kindhearted soul who cared deeply for his family and friends and also the American veterans whom he cared for as an ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA hospital. Alex wanted to make a difference in this world. Unfortunately, he will not be with us to see his impact.

I do not throw around the ‘hero’ term lightly. However, his last thought and act was to protect a woman. The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting. Alex is clearly not holding a gun when attacked by Trump’s murdering and cowardly ICE thugs. He had his phone in his right hand and his empty left hand is raised above his head while trying to protect the woman ICE just pushed down, all while being pepper sprayed. 

Please get the truth out about our son. He was a good man. Thank you.
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The War Monitor @warmonitor.net · 25/01/2026
It appears the shooter saw another agent remove the gun from Alex’s waistband, waited for that agent to clear, then shot Alex in the back. I don't see a defense for this.
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
we love to see napoleon march on russia folks don’t we, just love to see it
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Jon Collins @jcollins.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
ICE agents stopped by protesters after the shooting an observer in Minneapolis, according to witnesse. ICE deployed pepper spray and tear gas.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
ICE just murdered a woman here in Minneapolis. A legal observer. Shot her multiple times while she drove away as ordered. She was a US citizen. Absolute, unequivocal, cold-blooded murder by Trump’s gestapo. Abolish ICE, jail for everyone in charge. This is the lowest bar we accept now.
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Dr. Hilary Agro, PhD 🍄 @hilaryagro.com · 03/01/2026
When we say that the War on Drugs has always been a pretext for political suppression, this is exactly the kind of thing we mean. Legalizing all drugs is not a frivolous goal, it's necessary for pulling the rug out from under US imperialism (and its domestic slavery factories aka prisons)
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Max Berger @maxberger.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
This is why they want us talking about day care centers and $500 boots.
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Nothing to see here, just a right wing hyper-nationalist government going to their party’s youth event sponsored by a group with a martyred leader they’ve pledged to avenge, recruiting people to join their masked police force devoted to removing auslanders from ze homeland.
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LustyTireFire (Erotic Thriller) @lustytirefire.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
did it in four words hemmingway
microphone, pop filter, and interface 
Never Used Podcast Equipment
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Well it’s almost that time folks. Time to put up your Space Stocking and wrap your presents in hopeful dreaming of the arrival of the Xeno Santa and his cosmic sleigh, and what better place to do that than in Space Hotel, the hotel in the cold vastness of space that will open in 12 short months!
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First ever space hotel slated to be operational by 2027trib.al/iswu2uU
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Actual names @actualnames.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Fannie Getsoff Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, City Death Certificates, 1803-1915
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
We love Tiny Tim, but let's be real. "God bless us, every one!" is no "Don't have a cow, man!"
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Seattle is using stencils when neighbors go missing
NEIGHBOR KIDNAPPED HERE
ABOLISH ICE

painted on Seattle sidewalk in yellow paint
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Santana Abraxas @slime-golem.biz · 22/11/2025
2001 a space odyssey
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Starbucks Workers United @sbworkersunited.org · 13/11/2025
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Don't Buy Starbucks! At any location, today and beyond, while workers are on ULP strike!
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
“Oh poor people can buy popsicles with food stamps” shut the fuck up the government gives perverts a trillion dollars in government money each year for pervert factories for billionaires the fucking popsicles are none of your fuckin business
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NPR @npr.org · 30/10/2025
The White House plans to bar hospitals that treat transgender children and youth from getting any Medicare and Medicaid payments. The move would affect trans youth who have private insurance, too. n.pr/4qFa1mY
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Trump pushes an end to medical care for transgender youth nationally
The White House plans to bar hospitals that treat transgender children and youth from getting any Medicare and Medicaid payments. The move would affect trans youth who have private insurance, too.
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Gav Maclean @gavmaclean.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
At a fundamental level, we have to accept much of silicon valley has gone insane.
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An ex-Intel CEO’s mission to build a Christian AI: ‘hasten the coming of Christ’s return’
Patrick Gelsinger, executive chairman of Gloo, has made it his mission to advance Christian principles in Silicon Valley
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Decades of Twitter have made children terse with their jokes, mindful of character count limits. They no longer laboriously say "Why was six afraid of seven?". They quickly convey the important parts, "six seven".
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ice.cream.assassin (spooky edition) @icassassin.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Felt compelled
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onion person @junlper.beer · 08/10/2025
if every democrat doesn’t use the “we took freedom of speech away” on every messaging apparatus they have every single day for the next 4 years assume they want to lose
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Ed @notdred.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Ok the wild thing about this is that this was a setup by the *Project Veritas* guy
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Xavier @jonaius.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
A guy who represents the most impoverished districts is profiting tens of billions of dollars off of genocide. Even worse, Adam’s explaining how he feels to be a Jewish person while Israel is committing genocide and Torres had the worst response to that ever. Adam KNOWS what he’s talking about.
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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 29/08/2025
that's cool well even though I don't have a medical degree I can diagnose whether or not someone has brain worms just by looking at them
headline: RFK Jr, who doesn’t have a medical degree, says he can diagnose children just by just looking at them
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
NORMAL GUY: trans people should be allowed to pursue fulfilling happy lives WEIRDO (spends all of their leisure time feverishly posting about the pervasive sexual threat posed by trans people being allowed to pursue fulfilling happy lives): you have some kind of sick fetish or something???
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utopia deferred @utopia-defer.red · 16/08/2025
i am losing my fucking mind at the executive of the Israeli cyber directorate coming to the united states to engage in literal child sex trafficking tourism and being caught in a sting
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