Reposted by bird > /dev/null 🏳️⚧️🌱JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 18hUltimate Transsexuals. 10 Hours 69 Transsexuals. 69 Cocks 134 Balls. The Best Of Edition Full Of Cocks 261343342
Reposted by bird > /dev/null 🏳️⚧️🌱(S)Cary 🎃 @acry.bsky.social · 9hI've forever been a holdout saying "I won't buy Universe Beyond and there's no crossover that would ever get me to buy in" but then I remembered the Beatles, and—while I'm no superfan—the idea that I could turn Ringo sideways and send him into combat against an enemy beast has this undeniable allure 8859
Reposted by bird > /dev/null 🏳️⚧️🌱Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 11hGoing to be honest this might be my favourite headline of the AI bubble 321071181
Reposted by bird > /dev/null 🏳️⚧️🌱LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 14hOn my way to a job interview, smartly leaving the iced coffee at home 1003837524
Reposted by bird > /dev/null 🏳️⚧️🌱June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 16helevated snuff films are on their way out, cozy snuff films are going to be the next hot thing. people want low-conflict murders they can watch without stressing out too much 420057
Reposted by bird > /dev/null 🏳️⚧️🌱horse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 18hi need the Aja sweatpants so bad 68814
Reposted by bird > /dev/null 🏳️⚧️🌱Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 20hLovecraft & M. R. James could only dream of writing a sentence like this. 321051
Reposted by bird > /dev/null 🏳️⚧️🌱kokomi🐰💕 @kokomiin.bsky.social · 18hko-fi poll winner: burnt out OL Limes #laimuart #illustration 61365262
Reposted by bird > /dev/null 🏳️⚧️🌱🖤 Ina! ❤️ @ina-strangeworld.bsky.social · 19hclaude generating this post's url for some reason: 41506347
Reposted by bird > /dev/null 🏳️⚧️🌱USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 20hNobody asked for this gross fucking AI slop. STOP. You are legit maga coded. Stop fucking using this shit and make your own content you lazy fuck. 24822113
Reposted by bird > /dev/null 🏳️⚧️🌱Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21hlisten everyone, i’m getting sick of all the criticism. this is my first blender project. i’m still figuring out how pivot points work. i am also aware that at frame 860 he teleports to fairfax along the x-axis. i’m working on it 303664354
Reposted by bird > /dev/null 🏳️⚧️🌱Vita Ayala @definitelyvita.bsky.social · 30/09/2026These fools think people wanted isolated, hyper individual lives/experience when art (visual, textual, music, etc) is about connection and communication between people. 435379
Reposted by bird > /dev/null 🏳️⚧️🌱MutaSheep but 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 @mutariesco.bsky.social · 30/09/2026not only is this 100% true, this fun fact helps even outside of the pasture. 102935797
Reposted by bird > /dev/null 🏳️⚧️🌱Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Only one man could have solved this 732520
Reposted by bird > /dev/null 🏳️⚧️🌱Alaska Public Media @alaskapublic.org · 30/09/2026Meet Backpack, your 2026 Fat Bear Week champion. Backpack is 20 years old, weighs about 1,000 pounds and got his nickname because, as a cub, he loved riding on his mom's back across the Brooks River.akpub.ioMeet Backpack, Fat Bear Week’s chunky champBackpack went from hitching a ride on his mom’s back to cross the Brooks River to winning the hearts of fat bear fans around the world. 161607561
Reposted by bird > /dev/null 🏳️⚧️🌱Grinda 🏳️⚧️🔞 @grindagoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026are people being annoying about weebs not liking the international release names again I'm not fucking calling it delicious in dungeon, Fed. 2629225
Reposted by bird > /dev/null 🏳️⚧️🌱Zac Thompson @zacthompson.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Skirting the razor thin line between pleasure and pain by making another Hellraiser shitpost. 1517181
Reposted by bird > /dev/null 🏳️⚧️🌱Robyn @centurypunk.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Blusky tweet: “The femlale version of jorking it is jilking it.” 0 likes 1 retweet The 1 user who retweeted: “The Water Level in my Basement is Rising and my Son is out of time!” 161583485
Reposted by bird > /dev/null 🏳️⚧️🌱Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/09/2026The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo 442742380
Reposted by bird > /dev/null 🏳️⚧️🌱headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 30/09/2026i remember when i first heard about american college fraternities as a teen and was like well i must be missing something culturally there must be more there that isnt just the evil stuff but then i learned no its pretty much just the evil stuff 131268171
Reposted by bird > /dev/null 🏳️⚧️🌱Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026“What if we released malware represented in the form of a cute avatar” is an actual business plan now.engadget.comDots are OpenAI's new personal agents and soon you'll be able to control several of them - EngadgetSure, seems safe. 631179381
Reposted by bird > /dev/null 🏳️⚧️🌱Rimjobs are coming to #HaloInfinite @swordfrotonline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They should make a hammer with a camera inside of it 46315
Reposted by bird > /dev/null 🏳️⚧️🌱Len @len.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This might be the funniest achievement Paradox has ever added. 51638368
Reposted by bird > /dev/null 🏳️⚧️🌱Wolfmanning Skull 🎃 @manningkrull.bsky.social · 16/01/2025Apple was too big to fit in the slicer so I cut the sides off first and then when the slicer started to cut the square apple into 16 wedges I realized I'd inadvertently created a Lament Configuration. 😬 1222525
Reposted by bird > /dev/null 🏳️⚧️🌱bijan @bijan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i think about this post all the time. you might too 3269251740
Reposted by bird > /dev/null 🏳️⚧️🌱Black Lodge Cult @blacklodgecult.bsky.social · 28/09/2026TWIN PEAKS. The Return, Part 8 (2017) 113135
Reposted by bird > /dev/null 🏳️⚧️🌱chaff @earthlikeplanet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Whole Foods knows about the Four Waters that are combined in a specific order to create normal water but they won't tell you them 9420106
Reposted by bird > /dev/null 🏳️⚧️🌱JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · 29/09/2026Wife's Friend Evil Nipple Yumi Hinata 712847
Reposted by bird > /dev/null 🏳️⚧️🌱Illiterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It's so funny to call yourself a Rationalist and everything you believe is fake and stupid and insane as hell 15616
Reposted by bird > /dev/null 🏳️⚧️🌱Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They want to drive a wooden stake into my heart for pulling my cock out at the Toronto Blue Jays game. All I'm saying is I paid for the tickets 06632
Reposted by bird > /dev/null 🏳️⚧️🌱Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me 201013349
Reposted by bird > /dev/null 🏳️⚧️🌱headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 28/09/2026warning: do not go to the cinema and spend your hard earned money on the new avengers endgame screenings because you will have to watch avengers endgame for three hours 202169411
Reposted by bird > /dev/null 🏳️⚧️🌱Lance Parkin @lanceparkin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026New word: CLICKWALL. (n) The opposite of clickbait. A headline so unappealing, promising so little reward even by the standards of these things, that it is physically impossible to tap the link to the article. 5473120
Reposted by bird > /dev/null 🏳️⚧️🌱Andrei @capbaddecisions.bsky.social · 28/09/2026<he's just a little guy/weird thing/sibling> #controlresonant #dylanfaden #remedygames #brart 3374148
Reposted by bird > /dev/null 🏳️⚧️🌱Dracula Flow @dracula-flow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'm getting too much money! 03616
Reposted by bird > /dev/null 🏳️⚧️🌱Ela Bambust 🏳️⚧️ (alleged transsexual) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale. Trans women: At long last, I have gained a sexual obsession with the Torment Nexus from popular webfic Don't Glorify The Torment Nexus 13771148
Reposted by bird > /dev/null 🏳️⚧️🌱Rebecca de Autumn🍂 @sweetpeebs.bsky.social · 28/09/2026fbc bureaucrats would hate it if mamdani had the service weapon. he’d say things like “well i think people should have breaks longer than 2 minutes at a time” and “why are you torturing that little bald boy” and they’d be so mad at him for it 320726
Reposted by bird > /dev/null 🏳️⚧️🌱catren parker dot come @jon-snow-420.bsky.social · 28/09/2026bold of mike flanagan to give carrie a huge unwieldy boner 391129159
Reposted by bird > /dev/null 🏳️⚧️🌱Tolarian Community College @tolariancommunitycollege.com · 27/09/2026I have been informed this is currently the top post in the "hololive" subreddit. Now all I need to do is figure out what that is and I will be able to connect better with the youth culture! 49964195
Reposted by bird > /dev/null 🏳️⚧️🌱🐔 Brian Bucklew 🐔 ₑͤ>∿<ₑͤ ∞🌮 @unormal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026this but im serious 131036
Reposted by bird > /dev/null 🏳️⚧️🌱reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 27/09/2026two households, both alike in dignity 2243844