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Birdbig

@birdphomet.bsky.social
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əu!xvW 26 she mtf Twitter is for the birds lmao CERTIFIED BIRDBIG 💯 Fuck USA 🇺🇸 🔥

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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 28/10/2025
Can everyone get cool with communism really quickly
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Crooked Union Guy @peezytx.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
I like to listen to very dry and academic history podcasts when I work out but only so I can yell “shut up nerd” while I bench
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 25/10/2025
lol this cop pissed himself
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it.

A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE?

A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES
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Birdbig @birdphomet.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
How else am i supposed to fit a baked potato up my ass? It wont go in dry
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Birdbig @birdphomet.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Did it work
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 23/09/2025
while you are getting raptured im gonna be gooning having my own little personal fapture
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Birdbig @birdphomet.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Hornkofloirmpycoputer
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Birdbig @birdphomet.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Smackleroy
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Birdbig @birdphomet.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Cramgribula
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 29/08/2025
pecks you with my beak
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Birdbig @birdphomet.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Fuckyousky
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MF DONG @dong.social · 25/08/2025
(adam schiff voice) the only way to stand up to the president is to hold a strongly negative opinion of him. wont you join me in frowning, and furrowing your brow
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ceej @ceej.online · 20/08/2025
(nodding) night corn
screenshot of a chumbox link that reads "Chuck Norris: This Night Routine Makes Me Feel Years Younger" and a photo of chuck in front of a microphone superimposed over a blurry photo of two grilled corn cobs
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Birdbig @birdphomet.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
They really dont. 10 years of ORANGE MAN BAD have proven this. MEMES ARE NOT PRAXIS 🗣🗣
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Saeed Khan @saeedwkhan.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
He won’t save the county. Memes will not save the country. Only the people themselves can save the country.
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Birdbig @birdphomet.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
JEFFERONI AND TURKEYSLICE
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Birdbig @birdphomet.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
I yucked your mom last night and she loooved it
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 21/06/2025
Meta just announced Oakley smart glasses. They start at $399, and they’ll be available later this summer
Meta Oakleys, circumcised
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/06/2025
Please Like Me
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Please Like Me
It can be strange, sometimes, to be me. I’m the wealthiest man on the planet, for starters. Leaders across America, and indeed the world, look to me as a visionary driving technological progress in ar...
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Kevin Buist @kevinbuist.com · 31/05/2025
Yes, you did vote to deport moms.
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Lee Knox Ostertag @leeknoxostertag.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
kind of obsessed with 2025 pride merch...I'm calling it cowardcore.
abercrombie and fitch 'pride mid rise jorts' which are literally just jorts with a rainbow tag inside the pant.abercrombie & fitch 'pride long sleeved striped button up shirt' that is...a green and white striped shirt. hello am I going crazy.beige terrycloth shorts from target. nothing about them indicates pride except that they are listed as such on the website.levi's 'pride icon' skirt which is literally just a short dark denim skirt. nothing to indicate 'pride' except that there is one image of a male model wearing it which technically you could do with any item of clothing but go off I guess
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AntifaLeader @antifaleader1.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/05/2025
it does feel like many of you may have forgotten that all politicians are motherfuckers
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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I am not an investor in bluesky and I don't care if they can never profit off us. it's just a website where my dumbest most annoying thoughts go to die
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Brandy Jensen @brandyjensen.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
fuck off
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 12/05/2025
[seeing the government do some heinous totalitarian shit] oh man, i hope someone introduces a bill to make this illegal
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Birdbig @birdphomet.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
Eating a #apple
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
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AntifaLeader @antifaleader1.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
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Birdbig @birdphomet.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Celebr*ty T shirt activism will surely save us now
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
A sticker of Calvin pissing on stickers of Calvin pissing on things.
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Birdbig @birdphomet.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
"You can have slavery and you can have peace, so peace isnt the answer. Liberation is the answer. Speak not of peace, speak of liberation." Temu treatlerites wishing the destruction of the third world to get their little treats from the Social-Imperialist China cheaply. NeoLiberalism is a scourge.
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Don Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
The government of Israel is withholding food aid to 2.1 million people. www.bbc.com/news/article...
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Gaza: WFP runs out of food aid after seven-week Israeli blockade
The UN agency has delivered its last supplies to meals kitchens, which it warns will run out of food in the coming days.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 29/04/2025
adult man playing with toys
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
is this good
cnbc.com screenshot

article title:
More Americans are financing groceries with buy now, pay later loans — and more are paying those bills late, survey says

article information:
PUBLISHED SAT, APR 26 2025•7:00 AM EDT
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Birdbig @birdphomet.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Brench faguette
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Danny Deraney @dannyderaney.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Muppets Tonight was something else
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Vintage Obscura Radio @vintageobscura.net · 25/04/2025
The Time Machine {Машина Времени} - 2000 Год (Через 20 лет)(1982) Anti-War song written in 1980 about year 2000 A.D. Kismet Records based in NYC, USA . redd.it/1jn5v7a youtu.be/AFb8lDlSCho
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The Time Machine {Машина Времени} - 2000 Год (Через 20 лет)(1982) Anti-War song written in 1980 about year 2000 A.D. Kismet Records based in NYC, USA .
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again
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Birdbig @birdphomet.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Shit flavored cigarettes
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ʟʊʟʊ ȶɦɛ ɢɦօֆȶ (ɮɨʀɖ ʍօɖɛ) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
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a painting of a priest with the name andrew on it
Alt: a painting of a priest with the name andrew on it swinging incense around
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Birdbig @birdphomet.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
What the fucking crud
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Birdbig @birdphomet.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Go to hell then go to the dmv
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