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@birdphomet.bsky.social
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əu!xvW 26 she mtf Twitter is for the birds lmao CERTIFIED BIRDBIG 💯 Fuck USA 🇺🇸 🔥

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Birdbig @birdphomet.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
It's working
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Birdbig @birdphomet.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 28/10/2025
Can everyone get cool with communism really quickly
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Crooked Union Guy @peezytx.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
I like to listen to very dry and academic history podcasts when I work out but only so I can yell “shut up nerd” while I bench
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Birdbig @birdphomet.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Any amount is frankly too much
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 25/10/2025
lol this cop pissed himself
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
A grey blue washed image of a bearded young ish white guy looking into the mirror all serious with his palm pressed against it.

A serif font title reads: DID I JUST ARGUE WITH A JOKE?

A semi opaque navy snoot near the bottom bears the bluesky logo and the text PART OF A BLUESKY EDUCATIONAL SERIES
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Birdbig @birdphomet.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
I picked the coolest name i could think of ever
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Birdbig @birdphomet.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Guy who cant bounce on it due to having super glue all over his ass
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Birdbig @birdphomet.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Literally sounds like 4tran brainworm material
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Birdbig @birdphomet.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
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Birdbig @birdphomet.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
If jeff bezos made lame ass coworker music i bet you would defend him if you liked it enough
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Birdbig @birdphomet.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
I hate jk rowling too, because she is a billionare, and she uses her money and status to empower transphobic organizations. And also, harry potter sucks. But people will still defend her because they like harry potter too much to care.
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Birdbig @birdphomet.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
I'm clowning on this billionare here because i saw this post defending her. Other billionares like musk bezos etc get clowned on and nobody here defends them because they know billionares are evil by default. But people will bend over backward to defend her bc they cant get enough mid pop music
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Birdbig @birdphomet.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Why are you taking it personally? Maybe my comments aren't for you. What are you, her ghost writer?
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Birdbig @birdphomet.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
People genuinely (not performatively) hate Taylor Swift for being a billionare and making shitty music. Her new song "Cancelled" is corny as fuck, even more than her other songs. Billionares don't need people to defend them from getting clowned on
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Birdbig @birdphomet.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Only one way to find out
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Birdbig @birdphomet.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Aint a thing performative about it, shes a billionare, and making a song about getting cancelled is an eminem tier cornball move 🌽🏀 celebrities do not need you to defend them. They can go cry about it in their mansions if they want
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Birdbig @birdphomet.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
2 movies id never watch willingly 💀 you have bad taste
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Birdbig @birdphomet.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
The audacity
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Birdbig @birdphomet.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
How else am i supposed to fit a baked potato up my ass? It wont go in dry
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Birdbig @birdphomet.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
That would be so cool...
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Birdbig @birdphomet.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Did it work
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 23/09/2025
while you are getting raptured im gonna be gooning having my own little personal fapture
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Birdbig @birdphomet.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Hornkofloirmpycoputer
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Birdbig @birdphomet.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Sleag heepling
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Birdbig @birdphomet.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Llaalp
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Birdbig @birdphomet.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Smackleroy
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Birdbig @birdphomet.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Cramgribula
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Birdbig @birdphomet.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Gonna be a neverending alf hog with how stupid this place is
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 29/08/2025
pecks you with my beak
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Birdbig @birdphomet.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Fuckyousky
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MF DONG @dong.social · 25/08/2025
(adam schiff voice) the only way to stand up to the president is to hold a strongly negative opinion of him. wont you join me in frowning, and furrowing your brow
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ceej @ceej.online · 20/08/2025
(nodding) night corn
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Birdbig @birdphomet.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
They really dont. 10 years of ORANGE MAN BAD have proven this. MEMES ARE NOT PRAXIS 🗣🗣
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Saeed Khan @saeedwkhan.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
He won’t save the county. Memes will not save the country. Only the people themselves can save the country.
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Birdbig @birdphomet.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
JEFFERONI AND TURKEYSLICE
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Birdbig @birdphomet.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
I yucked your mom last night and she loooved it
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Birdbig @birdphomet.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
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Birdbig @birdphomet.bsky.social · 23/06/2025
COTTAGE CHEESE
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 21/06/2025
Meta just announced Oakley smart glasses. They start at $399, and they’ll be available later this summer
Meta Oakleys, circumcised
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/06/2025
Please Like Me
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Please Like Me
It can be strange, sometimes, to be me. I’m the wealthiest man on the planet, for starters. Leaders across America, and indeed the world, look to me as a visionary driving technological progress in ar...
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Kevin Buist @kevinbuist.com · 31/05/2025
Yes, you did vote to deport moms.
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Lee Knox Ostertag @leeknoxostertag.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
kind of obsessed with 2025 pride merch...I'm calling it cowardcore.
abercrombie and fitch 'pride mid rise jorts' which are literally just jorts with a rainbow tag inside the pant.abercrombie & fitch 'pride long sleeved striped button up shirt' that is...a green and white striped shirt. hello am I going crazy.beige terrycloth shorts from target. nothing about them indicates pride except that they are listed as such on the website.levi's 'pride icon' skirt which is literally just a short dark denim skirt. nothing to indicate 'pride' except that there is one image of a male model wearing it which technically you could do with any item of clothing but go off I guess
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AntifaLeader @antifaleader1.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/05/2025
it does feel like many of you may have forgotten that all politicians are motherfuckers
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Amazing Digital Carcass @amagire.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I am not an investor in bluesky and I don't care if they can never profit off us. it's just a website where my dumbest most annoying thoughts go to die
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