Reposted by Brian ShoopKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 09/10/2026My man looks like he's telling Quaid to start the reactor 348711
Reposted by Brian Shoop🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026 111305389
Reposted by Brian ShoopCarter Lowe @whitesoxx.bsky.social · 18/09/2026 A member of the Braves Triple-A affiliate, the Gwinnett Stripers, rescued a kitten from traffic in late August, and the team called on fans to help name the cute kitty. ChipPurr Jones was the runaway answer and the kitten (with the help of treats) threw out the first pitch 8533163
Reposted by Brian ShoopInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Me and my friends would have killed Liberty Biberty with hammers I can tell you that much 08511
Reposted by Brian Shooplukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Commentator who hasn’t heard of the Harlem Globetrotters: “it’s been a very unusual game, and I’m afraid the refs have missed several key calls.” 32106887
Reposted by Brian Shoopmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 11/03/2025have to figure trump's gonna rename lake ontario soon 850965
Reposted by Brian ShoopSolomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 24/08/2026I’m not losing my freedom in Ohio 315510
Reposted by Brian ShoopInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Early Beach Boys song: Little girl that I met on the shore She’s a friend but a little bit more Pet Sounds song: THE KING RISES FROM THE DEEP THE KING RISES FROM THE DEEP THE KING RISES FROM THE DEEP (Cows mooing in an airplane hangar layered over Beethoven’s Ninth) 128640
Reposted by Brian ShoopGailey 🍉 @sarahgailey.bsky.social · 02/08/2026if there's a cat in your house you gotta go bother 'em. hurry 47748192
Reposted by Brian ShoopJames @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 01/08/2026No you probably haven’t heard of it. Yeah so it’s a concept album. It’s about Anne Frank. Yeah. Yeah her. And it sounds like it was recorded inside of a tin can. No you’ll love it. You just gotta get past the part where he screams about Jesus for five minutes 1222213
Reposted by Brian ShoopSolomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 22/07/2026You want me to be afraid of Zohran Mamdani and his hot weird wife? I refuse 557463
Reposted by Brian Shoopdirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 16/07/2026"I'd kill for my child" okay but would you put aside your preconceived notions of gender or sexuality for your child? would you apologize to your child when you're wrong? would you tell your child they can be whoever they want to be, and mean it? your child doesn't need more killing in their name 663992076
Reposted by Brian ShoopLiam Hogan @liamhogan.id.au · 02/07/2026Ad Rock: you can disagree with the current All: POPE MCA: but if you push his buttons then you’re a All: DOPE Mike D: ordain yourself a bishop and you’re All: SCHISMATIC Ad Rock: excommunication is All: AUTOMATIC 80113983391
Reposted by Brian ShoopMatt Cameron @mattcameron.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Repost this if you "share a similar ideology" to these kind, decent, community-minded people who took a brave stand against the same American fascism which has just condemned them to spend most of the rest of their lives in federal prison for attending a peaceful protest 36351
Reposted by Brian ShoopSolomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 28/05/2026If you’ll eat Bob Evans after 2pm you ain’t but a single wiz khalifa song from being on a t shirt with doves 3457
Reposted by Brian ShoopMatt Cameron @mattcameron.bsky.social · 23/05/2026IS USCIS REALLY GOING TO "FORCE" EVERYONE WHO COULD OTHERWISE GET A GREENCARD OUT OF THE COUNTRY? My law office is being flooded with questions about yesterday's stunning USCIS policy announcement. In Part I of the most thorough analysis yet published on it, I provide detailed answers with receiptsdeportnation.substack.comDID DHS JUST STOP PROCESSING GREENCARDS? A CLOSER LOOKSomeone who has been helping people through the immigration system for 20 years answers your questions about USCIS's stunning new policy announcement 14272119
Reposted by Brian ShoopNintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Kirby is real, we saw him in Central Park. The people were tossing stale bread and red solo cups at him and he was clapping like a seal. Nature is disgusting. 114125
Reposted by Brian ShoopJerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 21/04/2026Every time Matt Damon takes on a period role he ends up looking like a third baseman for the Phillies. 15392581509
Reposted by Brian ShoopSimon Pegg @simonpegg.bsky.social · 16/04/2026The White House has just released a new photograph of JD Vance taken during his negotiations with Iran last week. 0575100
Reposted by Brian Shoopslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 12/04/2026jd vance negotiating with Iran 5377191328
Reposted by Brian ShoopInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Imagine you're slipping the surly bonds of Earth and touching the face of God but then you have to get on the phone to listen to a child molester ramble about how Bette Midler is nasty 01545279
Reposted by Brian ShoopMatt Ford @mford.bsky.social · 23/03/2026I strongly encourage every American to visit the Gettysburg battlefield site, look down from Little Round Top, and decide for yourself whether Lee was a “brilliant military tactician.” 1153908576
Reposted by Brian ShoopOlúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 19/03/2026I would like to personally award Afroman the Bluesky Medal of Valor for Exemplary Service in Bringing Back Shame 363726538
Reposted by Brian ShoopAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 16/03/2026mom can you pick me up at the strait of hormuz, my friends are laughing at me and wont help 207150202676
Reposted by Brian ShoopThe Onion @theonion.com · 07/03/2026Commentary: Anyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course? theonion.comAnyone Else Have Those Weird Dreams Where Sobbing Future Generations Beg You To Change Course?The human subconscious is such an interesting thing. No matter how much you think you’ve got it figured out, it’ll always spit out the most random stuff. Take me, for example. After coming home from a... 151700235
Reposted by Brian ShoopRevan @revan.eurosky.social · 25/02/2026Saw this in Discord and it’s amazing 5278271499
Reposted by Brian Shoopaaron 👻🎃💀 @hillenjoyer.myatproto.social · 20/02/2026send an email? like jeffrey esptein did? no thanks 540893
Reposted by Brian ShoopJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/02/2026so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined 577174841
Reposted by Brian ShoopNick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 08/02/2026I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds. 269196956058
Reposted by Brian ShoopKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 07/02/2026GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊 222334596960
Reposted by Brian ShoopChristine Langhoff @clanghoff.bsky.social · 26/01/2026I know. I know. But it always comes back to Epstein and Maxwell. Always. No paywall: www.nytimes.com/interactive/...nytimes.comRead Democrats’ Letter to Bondi About Maxwell (Gift Article)Representatives Jamie Raskin of Maryland and Robert Garcia of California, the top Democrats on the Judiciary and Oversight Committees, said that more than a dozen people had come forward with whistle-... 066
Reposted by Brian ShoopSolomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 21/01/2026www.fooddive.com/news/tyson-8...fooddive.comTyson agrees to $82.5M settlement in beef price-fixing lawsuitMeat giants have spent hundreds of millions of dollars to settle claims that they artificially raised prices for years. 33526
Reposted by Brian ShoopDavid J Prokopetz @prokopetz.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Everyone needs to listen to Gustav Holst's "The Planets", not for hoity-toity nerd reasons, but because every epic sci-fi movie OST for the past century has been directly lifting shit from this one specific collection of pieces, and you deserve to hear your favourite motif in its native environment. 1712605447
Reposted by Brian ShoopRadley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Hearing that Bessent is up for the National Hockey League-Hellman’s Mayo Prize in Economics. 1341459
Reposted by Brian ShoopRoasted Garlic & Herb Paoli @huhhowdoibluethis.bsky.social · 27/11/2025Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning... 158169993277
Reposted by Brian Shoopjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/11/2025me waking up and opening this app 1769017560
Reposted by Brian Shoopslate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 22/11/2025trump asking zohran about universal free childcare 51410137
Reposted by Brian ShoopChris Geidner @chrisgeidner.bsky.social · 17/11/2025When DHS dared to call its anti-immigrant racial profiling weekend in Charlotte, North Carolina, “Operation Charlotte’s Web,” I knew I was going to have to write about it. Tonight, at Law Dork, here it is: www.lawdork.com/p/gregory-bo... 432345743
Reposted by Brian ShoopRev. Dr. Michael Woolf @revdrmichaelwoolf.bsky.social · 15/11/2025I wanted to share probably the most important sermon I’ve given and it’s while I’m being arrested. It’s torture pure and simple what happens at #Broadview. I’m ok, though I was thrown to the ground and choked with my pectoral cross. A review of the video shows I was peaceful - did I deserve this? 243114594878
Reposted by Brian Shoopcaylen @caylen.bsky.social · 13/11/2025a “Space Force”, if you will 236116391798
Reposted by Brian ShoopBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 12/11/2025It was located entirely within my kitchen. 25108861
Reposted by Brian ShoopGregory Pratt @royalpratt.bsky.social · 01/11/2025On Halloween, “state-sponsored terror” in Chicago and the north suburbs. A @chicagotribune.com team effort on the feds’ actions on what’s supposed to be a special day for families and children www.chicagotribune.com/2025/10/31/c...chicagotribune.comOn Halloween, ‘state-sponsored terror’ in Chicago and the north suburbsDespite pleas from Gov. JB Pritzker to pause federal immigration enforcement operations while children celebrate Halloween, Border Patrol agents tore through Chicago and the suburbs. 515086
Reposted by Brian ShoopThe Onion @theonion.com · 31/10/2025ICE Agent, 7-Year-Old Both Wearing Same ‘Military Commando’ Halloween Costume 307124192705
Reposted by Brian ShoopTrung Le Nguyen @trungles.com · 27/10/2025Oh Bari Weiss is just Ms Rachel’s Wario 172180373
Reposted by Brian ShoopRachel Walens @rwalens.bsky.social · 23/10/2025“Witnesses say Putnam even performed a brief a cappella version of Hagar’s 1984 hit “I Can’t Drive 55” in an effort to prove his identity.” [A] bank teller told police [:] “He was wearing red sunglasses and smelled faintly of margarita mix, so I thought it was actually him.” tinyurl.com/7s7v2vz5yahoo.comIllinois man arrested after pretending to be rocker Sammy HagarRonnie Putnam allegedly tried to open a bank account in the name of rock musician Sammy Hagar. (MOUT VERNON POLICE PHOTO) 1012524
Reposted by Brian ShoopPhilip Bump @pbump.com · 21/10/2025First World Series between two cities threatened with invasion or invaded by a U.S. president. 15087721911
Reposted by Brian ShoopMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 18/10/2025I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music. 319116872600
Reposted by Brian ShoopSolomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 04/10/2025Getting stabbed and arrested???? 911911
