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Baby attorney in flyover country | political southpaw | shitpost enjoyer | video game player | movie watcher

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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 20h
me on halloween when your house has king size candy bars
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Anybody need a warmer? @biestyoy.bsky.social · 18h
Kirk finished off that loss like a professional. Let your ineffective QB sit out for the garbage time, let em run down the clock so we can all just go home
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Anybody need a warmer? @biestyoy.bsky.social · 18h
Horrible, depressing vibes to keep seeing this anti-trans ad with a detransitioner demonizing doctors who give kids gender affirming care
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Anybody need a warmer? @biestyoy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did Lil Wayne say this
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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Anybody need a warmer? @biestyoy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I’m smokin the money and gettin high on the fumes
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The good news is that antifascism, Reconstruction 2.0, the abolition of billionaires, and the Butlerian Jihad are all one project now
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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
AOC understands this and I'm extremely excited to campaign for her because of it.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Come for all of the Raiders imitating Fernando Mendoza, stay for the reveal that Kirk Cousins is gentle parenting him behind the scenes
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Anybody need a warmer? @biestyoy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Just broke a sweat kicking a soccer ball around with a fifth grader. For my community
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hookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
For I am a salt-hag. I know gull gossip. I know the calling and quelling of storms. My hair is wind-braided. My lips wear rough salt kisses. I stand on the cliffs and read omens pulled by the tide. Be well and avoid my anger. – #EmilyCBanting, 1982 #FolkWitchFriday #WitchSky
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martha quicklime @humblebumbler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
(at dark mcdonalds drive thru) Speaker: oough. have you come to release me from my waking dream me: nah sorry. can I get a repast of the forlorn S: nine souls today. round up for the penitent order of dolora? me: not today S: ok pull forward (a boulder appears and squishes me like a bug)
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Anthony Edwards @edwardsanthonyb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Breaking news: The Earth is getting rounder agupubs.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1029/...
INBOX:
Earth’s poles are rising by 0.5 to 1 millimeters per year, slowly un-squashing our planet’s slightly flattened, jelly-donut-like shape, according to a new study. Linking satellite measurements of changing altitude across Earth’s surface from 1997 to 2015 to the planet’s shape, researchers found that the rounding effect also seems to be accelerating over time, with the poles rising an extra 0.4 millimeters per year faster every decade. Though our planet seems solid, the Earth’s interior acts more like an extremely slow-flowing liquid, warping over time under forces like the weight of ice sheets and oceans. Currently, our planet bulges out a little around the equator. But as ice sheets melt and reduce the force acting on the Earth at the poles, the equator is gradually cinching in as the poles push upwards, molding our planet into a more spherical shape. [JGR Solid Earth study]

https://agupubs.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1029/2026JB034224
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Anjali Dayal @anjalikdayal.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
these are our pianos, not theirs! I know this stuff can feel secondary with all of the immediate pain this admin causes, but in the face of such personalism, it also feels important to assert the democratic principle that these cultural inheritances don't belong to the president, they belong to us
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the government should fund a program qhere young people apprentice under him so someone still knows how to do this stuff
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026
It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...
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The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN
It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.
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Jessica Luther @jessicawluther.com · 01/10/2026
This *INCLUDES* tourism from the world's largest sporting event, and it was FIFA's biggest-ever World Cup.
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Queen's Domain⚔️ - DEMO OUT NOW @queensdomain.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Queen’s Domain is launching OCT 30TH!! ⚔️ Excited to announce our retro-fantasy action RPG with brutal combat and traversal-focused exploration will be available soon for PC and Consoles. Coming to Steam, Switch 2, Xbox Series and PS5!
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Snowjob @snowjob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hollow Knight is a Metroidvania and anyone saying otherwise is a reprobate.
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
in woke 2, we’re gonna to get a handle on the term “soulslikes” very strongly. if it is first-person it is not a soulslike. if it is a side-scroll it is not a soulslike. if there are cutscenes in the middle of the fight and that weird slow-mo shit they do in sonyslop games it is not a soulslike
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Anybody need a warmer? @biestyoy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Third draft of the set gets the first trophy
Screenshot of an MTGO Reality Fracture draft deck; it's blue-green value stuff and it won a trophy!
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Anybody need a warmer? @biestyoy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Taking this as a sign that we're going through the modern office equivalent of the "insomnia plague" from One Hundred Years of Solitude, wherein the residents of Macondo all forgot what household and farm things were called and started writing the names on them directly
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Anybody need a warmer? @biestyoy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Stop calling them “right wing influencers” and start calling them “state-backed propagandists”
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
every lever of power in the so-called American liberal order – from the ostensibly liberal government to the ostensibly liberal media to ostensibly liberal academia – are all laser focused on one single thing...the state of Israel must be allowed to massacre as many Palestinians as they wish
This is one of those moments where I’m overwhelmed and do not feel up to the task of capturing exactly what is happening in words as peaceful college students across the country are being thrown into the carceral grinder by their own administrations for the crime of sitting around and asking for the facilitation of less death but I will tell you one thing which is that we are currently experiencing a period of collective mass hysteria and mass psychosis I haven’t seen since the early 2000s where every lever of power in the so-called American liberal order – from the ostensibly liberal government to the ostensibly liberal media to ostensibly liberal academia – are all laser focused on one single thing: No matter the cost in blood or money, no matter the suffering of innocents, no matter the violations of supposed norms, the state of Israel must be allowed to massacre as many Palestinians as they wish and any effort to forestall that from Boston to Los Angeles to Atlanta to New York City should be met with the full force of the militarized police to “restore the peace.” 

This specific slaughter for some reason – and yes I know a number of the reasons – is worth any price we might have to pay at home in terms of dismantling our own Constitutional rights. It’s madness. People have gone mad. Normal people that we all know not just the easily dismissed as "evil" ones.
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joe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
increasingly feels like my Perfectly Fine liberal arts education was an artifact grabbed fleeing a burning temple
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I love playing videogames right up till the scales fall from my eyes and I realise the roguelike I’m playing is gambling dopamine disguised as strategy mixed with light execution barrier and then I start trying to press the scales back on. Yeah usually when I press on the scales they just say FAT
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
is drake maye rex grossman? the people are asking
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The literacy crisis is not just referring to people's ability to literally read and write. It's also people's inability to read for context. I've been a public educator for over 20 years and I have never, ever seen it this bad.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Should the economy be regulated by a democratic society to ensure that it creates opportunity and benefit for everyone? Or should it be a plaything for approximately a dozen of the world's most odious assholes? Who knows
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Anybody need a warmer? @biestyoy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
As a City fan who is also a Raiders fan raised by Raiders fans who grew up during the 1980s era, I’m more than ready to roll out the “if ya ain’t cheatin, ya ain’t tryin” defense
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 24/09/2026
"While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss it entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violently with a disquieting crunch, we do not believe that now is the time for a dramatic change in kicking strategy." buff.ly/X2RjqP5
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“Charlie Brown Must Stay the Course”: A Football Kick Autopsy Report by the Democratic Party
“While Charlie Brown did once again accelerate toward the ball, miss the ball entirely as Lucy pulled it away, flip backward through the air, and land violen...
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Anybody need a warmer? @biestyoy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I’ve been learning about this situation yesterday and today, which has (I think) retroactively given me context for the @gooffkings.bsky.social spoof Army stream sponsor a bit ago
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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
beating a dead horse at this point but language matters here, "rogue" implies independently deciding to do something that was restricted and nothing about this reporting suggests that happened
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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this doesn't read as "rogue" it reads as no guardrails restricting these actions were in place so the agents completed their task by accessing the information
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Anybody need a warmer? @biestyoy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Writing an essay on the racial politics of Grey’s Anatomy, specifically up to the point where I am, about how the only black character who isn’t an authority figure is essentially part of but also spurned from the main group for being a transfer from the old hospital
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 24/09/2026
AI has not made us better, more productive, more successful or grown the economy outside of GPU sales and data center construction. It has also made the price of every single device of every kind more expensive, depressed the housing market, and increased literally everybody’s cost of debt.
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finallysock.bsky.social @finallysock.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
here it is - J! bowl game category, brought to you by Bad Boy Mowers
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Anybody need a warmer? @biestyoy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Sucks to live in a world where “well, if we do this, then we make more money” is a winning argument when presented to basically any person near any lever of power
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sometimes a drug trip is a profound experience where you realize that you’ve been carrying pain in your heart for years, that you can forgive yourself. Other times you come up with a concept called “gay money” (money that’s gay) and you text your friend “gay money” days later. Both are healing. ❤️‍🩹
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depression haver 🪼 @probablymarin.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
they posted three more btw
a VHS artifacted image of a training toilet, wipes, and toiletries

I NEVER ASKED TO BE POTTY TRAINED
I WILL NEVER PEE IN THE POTTY
I WILL NEVER PEE IN THE POTTY
I WILL NEVER PEE IN THE POTTY
I WILL NEVER PEE IN THE POTTY
I WILL NEVER PEE IN THE POTTY
I WILL NEVER PEE IN THE POTTY
I WILL NEVER PEE IN THE POTTY
I WILL NEVER PEE IN THE POTTY
I WILL NEVER PEE IN THE POTTY
I WILL PEE MY PANTS AS MANY TIMES AS IT TAKES FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT I WILL NEVER GO PEE IN THE POTTY
no one loves me no one loves me no one loves me no one loves me no one lova VHS artifacted close-up of dirt and grass

YOU TOOK MY DIRT
I WANTED TO EAT IT
YOU DIDNT LET ME
IT WAS MINE 
MINE MINE 
MINE MINE 
MINE MINE 
MINE MINE 
MINE MINE 
MINE MINE 
MINE MINE 
MINE MINE a VHS artifacted image of a pool and grass with three beach balls

I DONT WANT TO SHARE THE BALL
IT'S 
MINE
I HATE YOU TEACHER
I HATE YOU TEACHER
I HATE YOU TEACHER
MY BALL
MY BALL
MY BALL
MY BALL
MY BALL
MY BALL
MY BALL
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FIX MOJANG BEDROCK ANTI VIRAL SPIRAL @adventurewetpaint.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Ana Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 23/09/2026
There is a plus side to this: A large WPA-style jobs program hiring people to undo all this shit.
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Hubert Montoya @hughmazing.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
USCIS is saying my clients provided material support to a terrorist organization by paying for their birth certificates in Afghanistan. They allege the fees paid went to the taliban because the taliban runs Afghanistan.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/09/2026
this is a genuinely crazy story
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Anybody need a warmer? @biestyoy.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Very funny to me that there’s a law on the books in South Dakota that says “you MUST support yourself with your labors!!” Just an unserious sandbox for conservative policy in these codes sometimes
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Racket @racketmn.com · 19/09/2026
Review: Older, wiser, louder, and no, not always sad, the singer-songwriter enraptured a young crowd on her biggest tour yet.
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Phoebe Bridgers’ Past Looks Brighter Than Ever at Grand Casino Arena - Racket
Older, wiser, louder, and no, not always sad, the singer-songwriter enraptured a young crowd on her biggest tour yet.
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zoey 🧀🎼 @zoey.dog · 20/09/2026
can't stop thinking about this
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
the whole thing of being open-minded isn’t saying all viewpoints are equally valid, it’s subjecting them all to equal scrutiny then rejecting the ones that are evil or backwards or stupid
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