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Emily @biblewarrior69.bsky.social · 5m
It's not so much that AI models are conscious, but instead that our genuine consciousness can be robustly imitated by a machine and it's frankly sort of embarrassing for us
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Emily @biblewarrior69.bsky.social · 9m
Going to the gas station to buy gas and wrack up the bonus points even though fuel has gone up massively this year and I don't own a car
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freecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 38m
the argument that LLMs are conscious appears to be just repeating “but how do you know theyre not” over and over. maybe convincing to some but i have a 3 year old so I am used to these convos
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Emily @biblewarrior69.bsky.social · 31m
Working on a grand, unified "everything wrong with society stems from neurotypicality" theory of the world. It will be immensely unpopular
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Emily @biblewarrior69.bsky.social · 2h
Stalin was so surprised by Operation Barbarossa because he was jacking off. He was gooning hard. He already had the cat ears on, he didn't want to hear about Germans flooding across the border
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The Virologist 🇳🇱🤙 @thevirologist.bsky.social · 3h
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Emily @biblewarrior69.bsky.social · 3h
Thinking about Shaq and his AI generated Marilyn Monroe videos again
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speedy @deathofspeedy.myatproto.social · 3h
grandson: and how short were the posts me: oh lord - brief! they were brief. and you know, they say brev
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 12h
people are unfair about Sophie Cunningham’s stats because they don’t understand she’s a role player. that role? game loser
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Mark E. Poasts @lolphillies.bsky.social · 14h
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Emily @biblewarrior69.bsky.social · 15h
Threw my hair back in the world's messiest messy bun and it's weirdly hot. Love this for me
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 16h
like tears in rain
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While hentai (until now, I thought it was called manga) was on screen as part of search to prove 2 my wife tentacle porn exists, what....(1)
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...some to show her it was real. But I couldn't find any - & ended up w/ this. My family reads my twitter feed, so they know this is true.
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Sigh. Ok, I'm a dumbass. Believe it or not, my kids & I were trying to convince my wife that "tentacle porn" existed. I tried to find...(1)
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 19h
They're hitting me with folding chairs in a serene and Christlike manner
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Emily @biblewarrior69.bsky.social · 21h
Just realized I'm excited for a Phillies/Braves game and felt a deep chill
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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
thinking about this again and smiling
“james hennessy: it's sad reading like 14th century Christian theologians who spent an inordinate amount of time writing "OK there are exactly 3,892 demons and these are their names and these are their powers"... man, you would have loved Dragonball Z
Sep 27, 2023 at 9:32 pm”
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Emily @biblewarrior69.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Bro, come over, we're going to practice fucking each other so we can better satisfy our wives. No, it's to build hip strength, this is totally normal
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Holly Anderson 🍇 @hollyanderson.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
crylaughing at the thought of Mike Tomlin getting home after a long day of listening to Aaron Rodgers and just straight up dissociating for five hours in Minecraft 
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DoctorTheopolis @drzaiusbaltar.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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sid flesh @crab.cab · 30/09/2026
blocked by daPSPmasta ∆.•×°`
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Jac @dairyqueenslime.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they crave the esoteric piss knowledge
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think about this interview with the distinguished philosopher Conan O'Brien a lot. I actually think this is a healthy way to live your life! www.nytimes.com/2019/01/14/a...
Is this how you want to go out, with a show that gets smaller and smaller until it’s gone?

Maybe that’s O.K. I think you have more of a problem with that than I do. [Laughs.] At this point in my career, I could go out with a grand, 21-gun salute, and climb into a rocket and the entire Supreme Court walks out and they jointly press a button, I’m shot up into the air and there’s an explosion and it’s orange and it spells, “Good night and God love.” In this culture? Two years later, it’s going to be, who’s Conan? This is going to sound grim, but eventually, all our graves go unattended.

You’re right, that does sound grim.

Sorry. Calvin Coolidge was a pretty popular president. I’ve been to his grave in Vermont. It has the presidential seal on it. Nobody was there. And by the way, I’m the only late-night host that has been to Calvin Coolidge’s grave. I think that’s what separates me from the other hosts.

I had a great conversation with Albert Brooks once. When I met him for the first time, I was kind of stammering. I said, you make movies, they live on forever. I just do these late-night shows, they get lost, they’re never seen again and who cares? And he looked at me and he said, [Albert Brooks voice] “What are you talking about? None of it matters.” None of it matters? “No, that’s the secret. In 1940, people said Clark Gable is the face of the 20th Century. Who [expletive] thinks about Clark Gable? It doesn’t matter. You’ll be forgotten. I’ll be forgotten. We’ll all be forgotten.” It’s so funny because you’d think that would depress me. I was walking on air after that.
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
there's still this idea among some ai boosters that ai in law is gonna level the playing field for poor people/give them better access to law but so far it's been like: your state appointed attorney will shit out the worst possible ai-generated bullshit and you'll rot in prison
“It's little comfort to know that my stupidity is what brings us together this afternoon,” New Mexico attorney Stephen D. Aarons said in a hearing last month before five judges. He “assumed” ChatGPT would generate a “bulletproof summary of proceedings.” Instead, ChatGPT generated false testimony from “wholly fabricated witnesses,” according to an order of direct contempt from the New Mexico Supreme Court. Aarons was representing a man who was found guilty of killing his wife earlier this year; Aarons said he hadn’t told his client directly that he was caught using ChatGPT on the case because he’s currently serving life in prison.
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Emily @biblewarrior69.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's time for me to form a personality cult. I need to make posters with my face on it. I need to find a good quality printer that does poster work. I need 3 to 15 million followers in short order
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Emily @biblewarrior69.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anthropic announces that Claude has come up with a racial slur so obscene and so powerful that it can never be released publicly. Riots break out worldwide after it's leaked that the slur is against white people
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 30/09/2026
there has got to be a way to weaponize sovereign citizens over this and make them and their stupid movement useful
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Emily @biblewarrior69.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Feeling incredibly empty inside after clearing out my parents' old apartment. Maybe drugs can fill this hole. Maybe getting into a fight could
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Dennis B. Hooper @dennisbhooper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just encountered this for the first time and wow
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Andrew Robbins @robbinsa.me · 30/09/2026
he has claimed ownership
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Ppallo @ppallo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The names that the Wu-Tang Clan name generator is capable of spitting out are just as good as the "real" Wu-Tang Clan members names. If you can't accept that you will not survive in tomorrow's world. I will often spend hours on end generating names, this is how your kids will interact with Hip-hop.
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
cat holding 1 monster thinking of cat holding 2 monsters
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
it is kind of funny there is this broad sense of no one caring or bothering to work anymore, everyone just wandering away from their jobs
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Emily @biblewarrior69.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I shouldn't have power over who lives and who dies, that's too much. But I absolutely should have power over who's sick and who's well
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phylan @phylan.website · 30/09/2026
smoking that shit that makes me look like the live action Moe Szyslak
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Revan @revan.eurosky.social · 23/08/2026
Amazing
In the week after the June 24 primary election for mayor, I was determined to meet with voters in conservative neighborhoods where
Assemblyman Zohran Mamdani (D-Astoria), a democratic socialist, had performed surprisingly well. In a Howard Beach precinct where Mamdani won, I met a couple who, despite being conservative, voted for Mamdani because they bizarrely thought he had run "to the right" of former Gov. Andrew Cuomo and also believed he was Italian-American, as his name ended in an
"'" and he was from Astoria.
When I dug further into why they thought he was running "to the right" of Cuomo, they noted that it was because he discussed "prices" and
"cost of living," as Donald Trump had in 2024.
They both voted for Trump. They had a hard time believing Mamdani was a socialist because they believed socialists "support making everything more expensive. 1"
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Fr Chase 🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁🦁 @kalanthropos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Emily @biblewarrior69.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
If you can't spend $183 million on a nice dinner out occasionally, that means you're poor. That's how the economy works in 2026
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of my weirder preoccupations in celebrity bodyguards. Imagine your job is just being paid to be massive and hover and make eye contact with people and glower and be like "I wouldn't, babes." Have you seen Kendrick Lamar's bodyguard?
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
claude build me an app that hacks into my penis and jerks me off to 70% completion and then deletes itself along with all of my cum files. claude invest 30% of my savings into an llc for this app. claude title the app jerkotron and upload it to the android app store
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Google earth has updated its satellite images of Gaza. The destruction is almost incomprehensible.
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Jordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Emily @biblewarrior69.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Chinese Yuan came to replace the US Dollar as the global reserve currency[1][2], except during the war years, during which sucking dick briefly became the world's dominant method of exchange[3][4][5][6].
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
war eagle
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
women are giving birth in Gaza without anesthesia or medication
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Emily @biblewarrior69.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[serious historian voice] Hitler was an unprecedented type of guy
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
cuth pube
A sign that attempts to spell out "the Cube pub" by shifting the B in Cube down with the PU right before it and TH before the E.
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Emily @biblewarrior69.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Battle of Verdun happened because the Germans heard there was a vast hoard of chocolate in the dungeon of one of those castles. Honestly, chocolate is probably 80 or 90% of why Germany invaded France in 1914
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Again the world should’ve ended in 1983 but Petrov made that call and now we’re stuck in a For The Man Who Has Everything pocket universe that keeps trying desperately to make it 1983 again
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Nick (derogatory) ✨ @slothropsmap.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Moderator, Kristen Soltis Anderson
What is the top issue you think Americans are facing right now?


Nick, 36, independent, White, fluffer
Where are all the Kmarts? Americans are struggling right now, they have no good places to shop. They're shoving Whole Foods down our throat. No one wants to pay that much for a green pepper. I'll vote for anyone who brings back Kmart. Cereal cost $2!
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