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ben @bensnider94.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Truly generationally great song open.spotify.com/track/5bJ1Dr...
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Mac Miller · Swimming · Song · 2018
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ben @bensnider94.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Many college students have gone to college
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ben @bensnider94.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
ESPNNEWS still doing ESPN 8 events is such a sick thing that would’ve dominated Twitter in 2013
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ben @bensnider94.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Rest in peace my granny she got hit by a bazooka
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ben @bensnider94.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
@edsbs.bsky.social Nebraska and Vanderbilt are playing by far the best game in the second round of the NCAA Basketball Tournament
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Douglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Jesus, they weren’t bloody joking.
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ben @bensnider94.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Basketball announcers love when a guy uses the rim to protect them from a block. Can’t get enough of it
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ben @bensnider94.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Can’t wait to finally see @kenpom.com perform live
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined
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ben @bensnider94.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
How many order derivatives can we go before any regulation hits these markets? O/U 2.5
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Dan @danmorse.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
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ben @bensnider94.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
The last 2 weeks might be the greatest stretch of football my eyes have ever seen
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Christian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Liam Coen looks like he's at the funeral for somebody who died in a dirt bike accident
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ben @bensnider94.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Ok that’s it. I’m still not on here that much
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Retweet if you want your Christmas presents NOW
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 21/12/2025
Somebody needs to take that Capital One guy down a peg
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
i finally see that jeffery epstein did kill himself, he was getting too many emails.
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eli yudin @eliyudin.com · 15/10/2025
finally AI comes for my job, a guy who writes erotica containing heavy use of the phrase “as a result”
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
i work at the factory that makes resealable snack pouches making sure the “tear here” label is too high above the ziploc thing when you rip it off. every day i leave work i get shot at in the parking lot by a half dozen guys wearing shirts tucked into jean shorts
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
I love to push a button and receive a pellet. A delicious treat for me? Might as well push it again. If it gives me a small electric shock once in a while, well, that's just the cost of doing business
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
bro it’s okay that you need ai to help you write an email. anubis has weighed your soul against the feather of fate and found you unworthy. prepare to be devoured
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Carson @neohazard.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?" Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 08/05/2025
new pope! *crowd goes wild* American pope! *crowd boos* woke for an American! *crowd goes wild* bad on protecting abusive priests! *crowd boos* hates JD Vance! *crowd goes wild*
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America's rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
i got surgery to become a servile 3 1/2 foot tall man so bar stool media will hire me to carry chicken wings around the office on a platter
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?
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ben @bensnider94.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I will carry the tradition over here It is time For The Good Skeets
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ben @bensnider94.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
Streets don’t talk about Bon Iver’s sustained greatness
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Shelby Sr. @classicshelb.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Little kid in the Criterion closet grabbing eight copies of ‘Frozen’
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
(very quietly) i don't think the playoff committee's job should be to protect the sanctity of conference championship games or to influence non-conference scheduling i think they should just seed the playoff
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ben @bensnider94.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Clueless husbands need a time wasting task different from getting food at the store. Today is Super Bowl Sunday for real grocers. There cannot be a moment of idling in produce
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Oregon fan in a Slipknot fit in Iowa is diabolical
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ben @bensnider94.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
The door to the college basketball season has been thrust open with Bama/St John’s
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ben @bensnider94.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Not only did you give up a nuke to the one Astro on the blue jays, the candle’s glimmer of hope was so painfully put out by the 6 worst at bats I’ve ever seen, ending with Cal on deck. This might have been the worst possible way for a season to end
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ben @bensnider94.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
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ben @bensnider94.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Broors
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ben @bensnider94.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Still thinking about Game 5
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
something alex just realized: nbc's last sunday night football game ended 41-40, which was an nfl scorigami. the very next nbc night game was tonight's a&m-notre dame game, which ended 41-40
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ben @bensnider94.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
It’s Hayley
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Daniel @escargotpro.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now
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ben @bensnider94.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Good god Lanorris Sellers
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ben @bensnider94.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Brittany Howard wore a floor length white feather dress tonight I’ll never get over that
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 10/08/2025
It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday The unholy thing shambles in He’s too big for the chair sitting next to me And he makes an unbearable din Sing us a song, you’re the piano man Your skin is a wooden facade You’ve brass pedals for hands And your hair’s copper strands Give unbearable insult to god
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ben @bensnider94.bsky.social · 26/07/2025
Rick and Morty deservedly isn’t in the zeitgeist for a variety of reasons but before everything that happened after the Szechuan sauce that was a killer show
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ben @bensnider94.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Every white man thinks they dance like Jon Heder
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ben @bensnider94.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Rick Moranis. What a fucking dude
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ben @bensnider94.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I’m sorry The Lumineers were actually good I’m tired of their reputation as nothing more than millennial nostalgia
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