ben @bensnider94.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Truly generationally great song open.spotify.com/track/5bJ1Dr...open.spotify.comSelf CareMac Miller · Swimming · Song · 2018 000 0
ben @bensnider94.bsky.social · 19/07/2026ESPNNEWS still doing ESPN 8 events is such a sick thing that would’ve dominated Twitter in 2013 000 0
ben @bensnider94.bsky.social · 22/03/2026@edsbs.bsky.social Nebraska and Vanderbilt are playing by far the best game in the second round of the NCAA Basketball Tournament 000 0
Reposted by benDouglas Cheape @douglascheape.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Jesus, they weren’t bloody joking. 58102822249 0
ben @bensnider94.bsky.social · 20/03/2026Basketball announcers love when a guy uses the rim to protect them from a block. Can’t get enough of it 000 0
Reposted by benJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 09/02/2026so far tonight bad bunny has sung more reggaeton songs than the patriots and seahawks combined 577171840 0
ben @bensnider94.bsky.social · 08/02/2026How many order derivatives can we go before any regulation hits these markets? O/U 2.5 000 0
ben @bensnider94.bsky.social · 18/01/2026The last 2 weeks might be the greatest stretch of football my eyes have ever seen 000 0
Reposted by benChristian D'Andrea @trainisland.bsky.social · 11/01/2026Liam Coen looks like he's at the funeral for somebody who died in a dirt bike accident 241376183 0
Reposted by benjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Retweet if you want your Christmas presents NOW 12757181 0
Reposted by benPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 21/12/2025Somebody needs to take that Capital One guy down a peg 41737 0
Reposted by benisla @demomolos.bsky.social · 12/11/2025i finally see that jeffery epstein did kill himself, he was getting too many emails. 161782217 0
Reposted by beneli yudin @eliyudin.com · 15/10/2025finally AI comes for my job, a guy who writes erotica containing heavy use of the phrase “as a result” 291902192 0
Reposted by benRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 11/10/2025baseball is the best preparation for death because it does not come with a clock that tells you when your suffering will end one way or the other 563474759 0
Reposted by benbort @crushbort.bsky.social · 15/04/2025i work at the factory that makes resealable snack pouches making sure the “tear here” label is too high above the ziploc thing when you rip it off. every day i leave work i get shot at in the parking lot by a half dozen guys wearing shirts tucked into jean shorts 564429644 0
Reposted by benKendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 03/06/2025I love to push a button and receive a pellet. A delicious treat for me? Might as well push it again. If it gives me a small electric shock once in a while, well, that's just the cost of doing business 5167051075 0
Reposted by benleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 20/05/2025bro it’s okay that you need ai to help you write an email. anubis has weighed your soul against the feather of fate and found you unworthy. prepare to be devoured 2164162062 0
Reposted by benCarson @neohazard.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?" Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary. 4760322172 0
Reposted by benMicah @rincewind.run · 08/05/2025new pope! *crowd goes wild* American pope! *crowd boos* woke for an American! *crowd goes wild* bad on protecting abusive priests! *crowd boos* hates JD Vance! *crowd goes wild* 211206755146 0
Reposted by benHamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 09/04/2025okay now that you all have gotten a taste of America's rational and predictable new trade policy, everyone who wants to build your new factories here just form an orderly line 404233164589 0
Reposted by benwint @dril.bsky.social · 16/02/2025i got surgery to become a servile 3 1/2 foot tall man so bar stool media will hire me to carry chicken wings around the office on a platter 514528275 0
Reposted by bendave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane? 156153032423 0
ben @bensnider94.bsky.social · 03/01/2026I will carry the tradition over here It is time For The Good Skeets 000 0
ben @bensnider94.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Streets don’t talk about Bon Iver’s sustained greatness 000 0
Reposted by benShelby Sr. @classicshelb.bsky.social · 23/12/2025Little kid in the Criterion closet grabbing eight copies of ‘Frozen’ 0154 0
Reposted by benRyan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 07/12/2025(very quietly) i don't think the playoff committee's job should be to protect the sanctity of conference championship games or to influence non-conference scheduling i think they should just seed the playoff 1531023 0
ben @bensnider94.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Clueless husbands need a time wasting task different from getting food at the store. Today is Super Bowl Sunday for real grocers. There cannot be a moment of idling in produce 000 0
Reposted by benCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 08/11/2025Oregon fan in a Slipknot fit in Iowa is diabolical 1737750 0
ben @bensnider94.bsky.social · 08/11/2025The door to the college basketball season has been thrust open with Bama/St John’s 000 0
ben @bensnider94.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Not only did you give up a nuke to the one Astro on the blue jays, the candle’s glimmer of hope was so painfully put out by the 6 worst at bats I’ve ever seen, ending with Cal on deck. This might have been the worst possible way for a season to end 000 0
Reposted by benJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 14/09/2025something alex just realized: nbc's last sunday night football game ended 41-40, which was an nfl scorigami. the very next nbc night game was tonight's a&m-notre dame game, which ended 41-40 23118381 0
Reposted by benDaniel @escargotpro.bsky.social · 01/09/2025What if they not letting Trump speak because he had a Reverse Fetterman Stroke and hes woke now 7864431245 0
ben @bensnider94.bsky.social · 25/08/2025Brittany Howard wore a floor length white feather dress tonight I’ll never get over that 000 0
Reposted by benSam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 10/08/2025It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday The unholy thing shambles in He’s too big for the chair sitting next to me And he makes an unbearable din Sing us a song, you’re the piano man Your skin is a wooden facade You’ve brass pedals for hands And your hair’s copper strands Give unbearable insult to god 181736436 0
ben @bensnider94.bsky.social · 26/07/2025Rick and Morty deservedly isn’t in the zeitgeist for a variety of reasons but before everything that happened after the Szechuan sauce that was a killer show 110 0
ben @bensnider94.bsky.social · 08/06/2025I’m sorry The Lumineers were actually good I’m tired of their reputation as nothing more than millennial nostalgia 110 0