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@ryishere.bsky.social
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Hi, I put the “disco” in discombobulated. They/them Queer as fuck 18+ MDNI

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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 6h
NOOOOO. WHY DID THAT HAPPEN ON TED LASSO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 10h
OPERATION PLANT CABINET
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 14h
Isn’t it weird that we can’t feel our hair or nails grow
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Pits are a little ripe. Body is a little feral
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Imagine having to spend £650 on your car in two days just for a service and 4 tyres 🫠
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Why am I hard again?
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I can’t believe I had to pay £350 for a car service 😭😭😭
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Could rail.
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Accidentally bottomed a little…. My hashtag dom top facade is cracking
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
looking a bit George Michael (wham)
Gym selfie wearing a khaki top and great shorts, holding my phone with my right hand
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I just hit triple digits on an Iso-lateral row
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Eaten half a tube of Pringles today.
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is better at acting than Gal Gadot
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I still think about how this flopped
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Did chest and triceps and my arms are getting a little bigger 🥹
Gym selfie flexing my tricepGym selfie holding my phone in right hand
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Swaylor Twift looks evil.
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I could absolutely ruin a sticky toffee pudding rn
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Remember in season 8 of drag race when they tried to make the shade tree happen….
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Why isn’t Hiccups (Body go crazy) - Carly with a Y on streaming platforms yet.
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Me yesterday:
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Do I upgrade my phone or do I wait until next year?
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wamt silky throat 🥺
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One of the funniest D20 rolls imo, is in Fantasy High: Junior Year where K2 rolls for divine intervention by saying “I don’t think you heard me “Blimey”” The 5 minutes after that are SO funny and I CRY every time
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thotwheelsracer.bsky.social @thotwheelsracer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Do birds call a beige buffet pecky bits?
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Currently on my bed, in what I can only describe as bottom doggy style, to try stretching out my hips so that it helps sciatica
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh noooo. I hope the elephants’ feet are okay
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tryna get beefy
Gym selfie. My left leg is slightly forward. I’m holding my phone with my right hand. I’m wearing a grey vest and khaki shorts. 
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Stop opening Bluesky in the gym so everyone can see the smutty timeline challenge
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
New Iso-lateral Row PB
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Couldn’t decide which of these selfies were the best at showing how mediocre I am at taking selfies.
A selfie in the gym mirrors. I’m wearing a grey vest and khaki shorts. 
A selfie in the gym changing room mirror 
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
At the gym and my bulge looking 👌
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
MY PREP NURSE HAS AN ALLOTMENT AT THE SAME BUNCH OF PLOTS AS ME 😭
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Radio music is homophobic today
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Gettin my prep refill later
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I need a PT to keep me accountable because I can sort my own program… I just never stick to it 😭
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I want a compression shirt
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John Rain🥇 @johnrain.co.uk · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran's tour bus.
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I’m poorly so have a gym pic to make it look like I went.
Another gym selfie. Flexing right arm to show off bicep.
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Can’t wait to start the cut over the winter. Next summer is gonna be body tea coochie good
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I would donate my left nut to suck colt spences dick
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This might be my new personality forever
Dressed as a sad clown
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I didn’t get into Würszhmein
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
At a summerween (Halloween at the end of summer) party
A selfie of me with clown face paint and a black ruffle abound my neck, finished off with a pink bobble hat
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Just saw Hilary Duff. Little gay me feels so happy
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hayley Williams tickets are sold out. I didn’t get any. Do NOT talk to me
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Imagine how great my chest would look if I had a lower body fat %. Can’t wait to get lean
Shirtless selfies at the gym.
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My boobies feel big today
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I’ve started playing a new game called Big Ambitions… and I have an accompanying spreadsheet for it because my ADHD brain has such bad short term working memory…
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ALL THE HAYLEY WILLIAMS PRESALE TICKETS ARE SOLD OUT ALREADY
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Ry @ryishere.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I’m less than an hour into my journey to Manchester and I want to kms (as a joke)
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