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@cxnor.bsky.social
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he/him🏳️‍🌈 Manchester, UK Often found shouting at cars Insta: cxnorjc19 Views my own

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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 10h
Death to people who use the office kitchen area for meetings
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 10h
14:48 and my first time today not in meetings and I can actually get some work done 🎉🎉🎉 (until 15:00 to 17:00)
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Four pints. I’d rather four pints.
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Andy Burnham’s speech was exactly what I wanted to hear and borderline radical compared to Starmer and I saw six (6) different poodles on my way home from work what a great day
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sharon Graham once again being about as far removed from reality as is physically possible
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
also I can’t remember who said it to me on here recently but GOV.UK is one of the best digital services and it deserves a national holiday
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Did a tax self assessment for the first time which is stressy as fuck but turns out I overestimated how much I owed and therefore set aside by nearly double 🥳
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
If you complain about speed cameras it’s because you don’t care about people being killed on the roads 😊
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Mitch @coastermitch.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Finally, the ROSCOs should not exist, all they really do is sap money out of the railways.
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🇵🇸 Dean Tāne 🇵🇸 @dean-tane.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Three years into this genocide there’s still many who think this is too “nuanced” or “complicated” to have an opinion on it
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Big fan of this M&S insta ad for “the only pieces you need this autumn” that links to a page containing 2,295 different items.
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I am a machine that turns meeting actions into unactioned meeting actions
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Awake but at what cost
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Once again confused by whatever evolutionary chemistry happens in my brain that makes tan lines so incredibly attractive
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@longwall26
Confident in my ability to properly tennis, I take the court. I smile at my opponent. Serena does not return the gesture. She'd be prettier if she did, I think. She serves. The ball passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly

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One in eight men (12%) say they could win a point in a game of tennis against 23 time grand slam winner Serena Williams
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con @con98.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
i have gotten so gay off that tequila a few times in my life
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It has been so long since I had a fry up wahh
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Moist out
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
How does one bloc a homo
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Another day another night oomf is not riding my face 😪😪😪
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This bsky user is brought to you by the cool crisp refreshment of Super Bock Portuguese lager 🍻
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Crying in court AHAHAHAHAHAHA www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
bbc.co.uk
Daniel Thomas pleads not guilty after dinghy slashed in Channel
Daniel Thomas is accused of criminal damage after a video appeared to show him slashing at a dinghy.
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is my Roman Empire. I think about it at least weekly 😭
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
“Oooh big stretch!” but it’s me putting things in my ass
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Howwww is it October next week
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K. @ksc10.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Back into coat in the morning, tits out in the afternoon weather are we
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I miss private accounts full hot is too much for main
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Behold: a fully pedestrianised Market Street
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Several of these cakes are my sleep paralysis demon
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I too have been wrong on a nut
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Stout cake and coffee and walnut cake are like my favourite sweet foods. Now I’m hungry 😭
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nigella appears to eat by scraping the cake off the spoon with her teeth which is savage behaviour and she is therefore a disaster.
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
ice my boy bunt
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Love a bunt
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I hate questions like this because I’d say I don’t view any particular sexuality as positively or negatively but when presented like this it sounds more negative ??
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
How can you be bisexual and unwilling to date a bisexual 😭😭😭 what is wrong with men
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dylan @pinkponysub.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Middle of a work call and Spotify/sonos decides to blast Baby One More Time at very high volume. If they didn’t know I was gay before…
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Turned down going to a conference tomorrow so other people in my team could go and I have an irritating suspicion there is going to be an ~interesting~ unannounced guest speaker.
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Caroline Russell @carolinerussell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Summer of terrifying drought and wildfire, bus drivers sweltering in shocking temperatures, everyone losing sleep unable to get cool at night and *this* is the policy they come up with? Just makes things worse and does nothing to address inequality or enable people to walk, cycle or catch a bus. 🤷‍♀️
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A lot of government digital services a crap but I just verified my identify for something with a facial scan on my phone and scanning the NFC chip in my passport and that's cool
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BΛRNES @alex-fredrick.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
GM
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Some guy just send me a dick pic that was taken with a fisheye lens I’m so so tired
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It has been 61 hours since I was last on holiday and I am very bored, anxious and in dire need of a swimming pool
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
to DP or to be DPd
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Only just realised this week it’s been 10 years since I first moved to Manchester 🐝
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Balls smooth like my brain
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Will post full hog for hash browns
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ben @benrs.uk · 19/09/2026
Cher Lloyd - Swagger Jagger
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Conor @cxnor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I already miss this lighting
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