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@benrs.uk
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outwith stan ~ occasional gamer 🎮 ~ plant papa 🪴 ~ he/they member of the alphabet mafia 🏳️‍🌈 27 ~ single instagr.am/_benrs

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ben @benrs.uk · 11h
now i know
an instruction pamphlet for a philips clothes steamer entirely of the pictorial style rather than with wordsa closeup crop of the pamphlet, showing someone steaming a poor lady in her eye and a cross next to it letting you know this inadvisable
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ben @benrs.uk · 16h
TalkTalk began as a challenger to BT in the broadband market. It was listed on the London Stock Exchange, but was taken over by private equity in 2021.

Since then, the firm has built up debt while losing customers, leaving it unable to pay some of those it owes money to.
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ben @benrs.uk · 17h
the way i got influenced by the #laurelyannyfridgereveal to buy this
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ben @benrs.uk · 17h
monday again
kate bush in an 80s interview looking a little bit done with ur shit
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ben @benrs.uk · 18h
i wonder what she’d make of this
the late Patricia Routledge in the victoria wood sketch as character Kitty, she is dolled up and holding a glass of sherry
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ben @benrs.uk · 04/10/2026
something deeply unserious about her shelving being so absolutely mahoosive idk
a wide angle shoot of a lady in 1980s interior design hell land in a double height room panelled in i think pine, using a bookshelf almost as high as the ceiling as she’s on a moving track ladder to reach a high shelf

Wall Systems & Shelving, 1981 Courtesy of Sunset Books
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ben @benrs.uk · 04/10/2026
Oh
Grandad
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ben @benrs.uk · 04/10/2026
but why would you pay more for the… nvm
home bargains monopoly £15, next to the normal one for a tenner
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ben @benrs.uk · 04/10/2026
tonal shift final boss between the two interviewees 💀
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ben @benrs.uk · 04/10/2026
good morning andy, that would be funny but i don’t think he has that on his yk?
a much better view of the guy, taken from my front camera would you believe??
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ben @benrs.uk · 04/10/2026
gm from me and my thrifted shirt with the wee guy™ on it
mirror selfie of me. i am in a bright light blue spare bedroom, wearing a polo ralph lauren rugby shirt with navy and green block stripes and the teddy bear on it, over a white t-shirt which is almost hidden behind the white collar. i am also wearing dark indigo straight leg selvedge jeans, and my hair is shortish cut and brown. i am wearing the glasses i always wear which are black framed and circular, and i am holding a light blue iphone in my hand. an extreme zoom in of the ralph lauren polo teddy (hitherto mentioned as the wee guy) in his own stripey rugby shirt booting the ball into the air
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ben @benrs.uk · 03/10/2026
a herculean doussy 😳
doussy d’hercule
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ben @benrs.uk · 03/10/2026
terrific final visit to ̶j̶o̶h̶n̶ ̶m̶e̶n̶z̶i̶e̶s̶/ ̶w̶h̶s̶m̶i̶t̶h̶/tg jones, no notes truly
a dimly lit tg jones with more than half the lights off or flashing, and the famous blue carpet a wide angle portrait of me below the exposed false ceiling, a very broken fluorescent light and a yellow everything must go signan ancient caspar lee book for £1
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ben @benrs.uk · 03/10/2026
the new tab page of Chrome giving tailored news sources is fine generally, but the BBC covering local news means i get served headlines like this which are never worth seeing 🫠
Discover
Westfield's Whitgift plans will be 'nothing like' current site
BBC 2h
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ben @benrs.uk · 03/10/2026
gm
What do you do in this situation of an impacted wisdom tooth then someone quoted it with sadam hussein
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ben @benrs.uk · 03/10/2026
at least the highs will start falling by… next Fri/Sat 💀
a weather forecast for the next week, highs of 38 degrees Celsius and lows of 19 throughout with mostly sunny weather
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ben @benrs.uk · 02/10/2026
give this man a brolly ffs x
bbc scotland’s philip sim reporting outside hollywood in the rain, his jacket is wet
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ben @benrs.uk · 02/10/2026
tbf it’s already on Disney+ but this means more will end up seeing it so 🙂‍↕️
netflix saying down with love is coming on 16 october
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ben @benrs.uk · 02/10/2026
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ben @benrs.uk · 02/10/2026
oomfs this month
sister michael saying “I think we should keep them in cages”
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ben @benrs.uk · 02/10/2026
morning
This Ul still looks better than half the apps today.

Gothic Baroque moment of Ul design
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ben @benrs.uk · 02/10/2026
seagulls in finding nemo saying alt? over and over
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ben @benrs.uk · 01/10/2026
good night
Beautifully restored. New springs will launch a baby 35+ feet.
$300 - LYNCHBURG, VA
Victorian baby yeet machine
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ben @benrs.uk · 01/10/2026
sickos meme
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ben @benrs.uk · 01/10/2026
traitors on again tonight 😍
the moose in the traitors castle but they put a fringe on it like claudia winkeman for some reason
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ben @benrs.uk · 01/10/2026
who’s ready for brocktober!!! ✨
brock from the pokémon tv show from the late 90s, for some reason he is using a frying fan to keep his hair dry from the rain
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ben @benrs.uk · 01/10/2026
fuck offf does the radio times app ask you for £5.99 a month to view the sodding tv guide lmao
the tv guide hidden by a screen asking me to subscribe nowthe subscription page
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ben @benrs.uk · 01/10/2026
followed 🫦
Your compatibility with lexfirth is Medium. You both listen to Slayyyter, Charli xcx and Madonna.
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ben @benrs.uk · 01/10/2026
this app update was so needed to tell me this; thank u samsung
Device running
Frank Spinatra will complete at 11:16.
Frank Spinatra
Utility
2:18
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ben @benrs.uk · 01/10/2026
Opinion
I have a new favourite medical drama - and now I want to have a nasty accident in Pittsburgh
Adrian Chiles

The Pitt is on a different level - it's not so much like watching drama as being in one

Wed 30 Sep 2026 17.20 BST
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ben @benrs.uk · 01/10/2026
good morning
blathers saying STOP! Do NOT free it!
Leave the beast caged!
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ben @benrs.uk · 30/09/2026
for you, anything 🙂‍↕️
me in my hanes white briefs, front view me in my hanes white briefs, side view
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ben @benrs.uk · 30/09/2026
or in some cases, 30 years older
a 34 year old seb payne a couple years ago. christ know what he looks like now im not finding out
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ben @benrs.uk · 30/09/2026
gm
when he goes to infinity and beyond
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ben @benrs.uk · 29/09/2026
weird way to write 29
jenna maroney asking jack what too old is
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ben @benrs.uk · 29/09/2026
morning
To think I've found the biggest con in the biscuit world
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FrustratedTeddyLamp • 10/10/2021 23:26
The fully coated digestives £1.79 for 6! It's just a normal chocolate digestive with extra chocolate at the back which is £1 for an extra 70g and loads more biscuits!

At least it made me feel better about triple chocolate marylands which were £1 for 8!
When it looks like it's £1.35 for 22 normal chocolate!

Bad biscuit week.

dementedpixie • 10/10/2021 23:29
They arent even that nice
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ben @benrs.uk · 28/09/2026
not saying i only watch movies i know will be terrible, but doesn’t this look absolutely dogshit (complimentary) 🤩🤩

THE WORLD ENSLAVED BY A VIRUS
2025: The World Enslaved by a Virus
2021 • DIRECTED BY
Simon Wesely, Joshua Wesely

• TRAILER
91 mins
2025

In a post-apocalyptic world brought on by the Coronavirus, communism runs rampant, meetings are forbidden and Christianity is illegal. A band of young believers launch an underground revolution to reunite Christians and regain freedom from their oppressive superiors.the poster
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ben @benrs.uk · 28/09/2026
monday again is it
stuff do be happening

fukkkk Imao

it be happening way too much
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ben @benrs.uk · 27/09/2026
good night
the fact that she was allegedly 29 years old here

Kim Zolciak
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ben @benrs.uk · 27/09/2026
just seen these hideous adidas trainers and i’m not sure which mode of transport they look more like; the Sinclair C5 or an original liveried Eurostar?
adidas crazy 2 trainers, they are slip on sort of one block of material mostly white with yellow gold and black detailing
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ben @benrs.uk · 27/09/2026
claybourne elder too though 🫦
claybourne elder as john adams in the gilded age
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ben @benrs.uk · 27/09/2026
i… didn’t see that
sum lady that always tells the truth
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ben @benrs.uk · 27/09/2026
long message meme
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ben @benrs.uk · 27/09/2026
not bad for,, 8 drinks in?
me in the bathroom of the carnoustie golf hotel, i am wearing brown wool trousers with a white shirt and a burgundy silk tie
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ben @benrs.uk · 26/09/2026
evening guest ready x
me in a brown wool suit, tan shoes and burgundy tie
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ben @benrs.uk · 26/09/2026
the Vanish “value pack” being filled like this, absolute scam x
the big vanish value pack tub in my hand of oxygen bleach and optical brighteners looking at most three quarters full having just been opened
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ben @benrs.uk · 26/09/2026
ofc, i used the method™ to get them
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ben @benrs.uk · 26/09/2026
it’s possible i’ve underestimated how much apples i needed to pick from the tree (i need 750g)
large cooking apples on the kitchen table
zoom in on the Boots kitchen scale, showing just under 1.2kg of apples
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ben @benrs.uk · 26/09/2026
still the funniest joke in cinema history
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ben @benrs.uk · 26/09/2026
i feel like for one demographic being taken by companies saying everything has protein in it, there’s another similar one with CBD being ‘infused’ in things idk
silent night cbd pillow in tesco, nine pounds if you’re interested
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