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Ben🇯🇲in

@benris84.bsky.social
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(He/Him) Co-parent of 3 wonderful, terrible children Probable AuDHD 42 and clueless

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Brandy Schillace @bschillace.brandyschillace.com · 21h
Readers and writers of #BookSky, I got a story for you. Last year, I released a major nonfiction and sequel to an award winning mystery. This year, I released an audiobook on forensic history. But like most authors, I struggle to make sales/get recognition, and am a poor AF. Now the funny part: 1/
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Sidereal K 💫 @gimmethekspecial.bsky.social · 23h
going through life just trying not to fuck up too badly
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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Simon Hintermann @aurumek.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Today is my birthday (turning 30), which is the only time each year when I ask you for a repost should you like my art. Have a good day! 🦦🌿✨️ - Simon
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Ben🇯🇲in @benris84.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My partner is watching Taskmaster from the beginning with me ❤️
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The Museum of English Rural Life (MERL) @themerl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
happy bare minimum Friday to all who celebrate
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Tyler Wilcox @tylerwilcox.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My cat is a maniac
orange cat named timmy poking his head through a door at an unlikely angle
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy looks at a laptop and says “boy o boy! I wonder what my comedy hero’s up to”

Panel 2: A tweet from John Cleese that reads “This is where the Arabs were ahead of us

By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations”

Panels 3-5: Purple Guy slowly closes laptop with a mystified look of revulsion
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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they’ve meltzer 📓📇🤼‍♂️ S. Qiouyi Lu 陸秋逸 @s.qiouyi.lu · 22/09/2026
da drawing bug will not let go top: titán inset: bandido in virgen de guadalupe serape left: templario upper right: hangman spitting swerve’s blood bottom right: el hijo del vikingo hugging komander #AEW #CMLL #AAA #art
pencil sketches 

top: titán

inset: bandido in virgen de guadalupe serape

left: templario

upper right: hangman spitting swerve’s blood

bottom right: el hijo del vikingo hugging komander
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🐕 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/all-bark-132436320
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Stuart Gipp @stuartgipp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Any mutuals happen to own a Super Advantage?
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Andrew @andrewlawrence.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Oedipal Arrangements 🇵🇸 @6to12elbow.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Me looking at my husband when he chews with his mouth open
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Stefan @zin5ki.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Steles are up.
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badly drawn bee 🐝 @soapachu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We've discovered the mirror
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dubiousbusiness.bsky.social @dubiousbusiness.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Joe Rogan will repeat absolutely fucking anything. The meme is not mine.
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Ramin Nasibov @nasibov.me · 19/09/2026
Sanders is climbing a tree.
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Steve Lieber @stevelieberart.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just added to the Helioscope etsy shop: Moon Knight, drawn by me at Granite State Comic Con in the green room while I gulped down some coffee. helioscopepdx.etsy.com/listing/4578...
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Hugh Campbell @vgreengoblinv.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My favorite.
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Concerned Uncle @johndoemn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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The Space Pope @popecrocodylus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not bad, but this one is my favorite:
@prettyliltakemachine

Welcome new students. My name is Charles Xavier. The world around you will judge people like us for our differences, but at this school we seek to teach you to harness - who thought that. I do not look like Mr. Clean's gay brother. Who thought that."
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Mike @2adult2person.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Twitter user dawnedEUW quote tweeting a "picture" of a white dragon laying on the ground: i can't help but notice that i am seeing a lot more dragon sighting videos since the advent of generative AI.

Could it be that AI's adverse effects on the environment are leading to a change in their behavior, e.g. lack of water sources that causes them to move closer to cities?
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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Any other introverts not get enough sleep because nighttime is the only time you finally get uninterrupted alone time, so you end up staying awake way later than you should trying to make up for it?
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Introvert Problems @introvertproblems.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“Are you okay?” Yeah I just talked to two people back to back, need to lie down and stare at the ceiling for a bit
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Ben🇯🇲in @benris84.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
1 child: Demanding but manageable 2 children: Demanding but manageable 3 children: actual armageddon.
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Orbinho @orbinho.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Teams with the best win percentage against Arsenal in Premier League history: 43% Swansea 40% Man Utd 38% Liverpool 34% Man City 32% Brighton #BHAARS
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horror Ewacui @ewacat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Grumpy lad from The Land Before Time
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
sherman, for the love of god!
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Chaz Hutton @chazhutton.com · 18/09/2026
…or how about a hat that just says ‘Hat’? You KNOW you want that in your life.
instachaaz.shop
Hat Hat.
After the success of a t-shirt with the word 't-shirt' on it, How could I not do a Hat Hat? • 100% chino cotton twill • Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester • Unstructured, 6-pane...
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The English Oak Project @thekentacorn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Never grow up, it’s a sign of surrender
Ancient woodland scene
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S.E. Danesti @seedanesti.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?" Me:
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Ryan Vance @ryanvance.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I don’t think I’m hearing this in my head the way they expected me to.
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Hugo Gordon @hugogordon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This image makes me laugh every time
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💙🪄 Keep Rising 🪄💙 @keeprising.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
♥️ anyone else weeping happy tears ❤️💛💚💜🤎🧡🤍🦋🕊🌱
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Gil Hova @gil.hova.net · 17/09/2026
Any opportunity to re-post "When the Glove"
Web cartoon of the cartoonist waking up at 5 am, still half-asleep, saying "Just had such a good idea, gotta write it down", and is writing it on a piece of paper.

THE NEXT MORNING

The paper says "When the glove"

The cartoonist stares at the paper.
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Ben🇯🇲in @benris84.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
All typos today are 70% lack of sleep (30% standard)
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Jimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
As a parent who grew up on Roald Dahl and had to read a few gifted Walliams books to my child, good riddance. Absolute phoned-in, knocked-off crap.
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pink jimi photon @pinkjimiphoton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Suzi Gage @soozaphone.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Please please please can this story break before people start giving my children his books for presents and I have to secretly dispose of them.
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Marie Le Conte @youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com · 18/09/2026
woman currently using the cafe's toilet as a cubicle to take a work call from (??) is an exciting new frontier in the "have people forgotten how to behave in the world" discourse we've been having here lately
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The Daily Tism @thedailytism.com · 18/09/2026
Paige Thomas, 29, is unsure of whether or not she would meet the criteria for an autism diagnosis, yet simply relates to a bunch of stuff autistic woman say, do, wear and refuse to eat.
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“I don’t know if I’m autistic” says woman whose special interest is autism
A woman doesn’t know if she’s autistic despite being completely hyperfixated on autism, it has been reported.  Paige Thomas, 29, is unsure of whether or not she would meet the criteria for an autism…
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 18/09/2026
What on earth is happening?
  This had become the new normal. RNLI crew members had been forced to take their permits off their cars after their tyres have been repeatedly slashed. Most of them have been pilloried at the school gates or turned away from local pubs. One man who worked in search and rescue had been beaten unconscious and hospitalised, recognised for TV interviews he had done.
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
An efficient way to save water.
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Ben🇯🇲in @benris84.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Dangerously close to burnout Goo thing I know zero (0) ways to stop it
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Grimace looks in the mirror and says "i'm having a mid-life crisis." He gets the buzzer out and says "time to shave my head..." He starts buzzing, to reveal that underneath he is a depressed Caucasian.
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Virgil V. @blackheartinertia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hey, if McDonald’s in Japan can do it with fries when they did their Street Fighter crossover, you can do anything with Guile’s hair. 🤣
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