Andrew @andrewlawrence.bsky.social · 25/09/2026John Sweeney *emptying his shopping bag directly into a frying pan*: BOLOGNESE 010
Andrew @andrewlawrence.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Consultant radiologist *reviewing another x-ray on a Friday night*: 010
Andrew @andrewlawrence.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Alt alt text: if pavarotti played a goomba in Super Mario Bros (1993) 000
Andrew @andrewlawrence.bsky.social · 20/09/2026*best Pink impression" 🎵 I'm sitting down, Cos I'm very very very tired (I'm sitting down, I'm sitting) 🎵 001
Andrew @andrewlawrence.bsky.social · 20/09/2026No Ms Rachel, don't use the @dannyrobins.bsky.social Uncanny phone... www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...theguardian.comMs Rachel, the controversial queen of toddler TV: ‘My goal isn’t to be the most liked. It’s to help kids and speak the truth’Her catchy videos have racked up billions of views, but Rachel Accurso’s statements on everything from Gaza to LGBTQ rights have caused a stir. She talks about screen time, song fatigue and speculatio... 010
Andrew @andrewlawrence.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I always listen to @herring1967.bsky.social latest as soon as it goes live. Have one busy day and so listen to this Book Club late and the book's sold old when I go to buy it. Congrats to @quantick.bsky.social and @christhebarker.bsky.social (but also boooooooo!) www.rhlstp.co.uk/website.cgi?...rhlstp.co.ukRHLSTP 100
Andrew @andrewlawrence.bsky.social · 18/09/2026hi, pope expert here! this is not funny, popes only lay green eggs when they're in extreme distress 000
Reposted by AndrewClues at Ten @cluesatten.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Performance from broken Ed Sheeran - his opener has departed! (8)cryptick.wildvale.co.ukCryptick | Solve this clue!Can you solve this cryptic clue? 0215
Reposted by AndrewHassinator @hassinator.bsky.social · 13/09/2026a great letter in the times today. perhaps worth sharing in these troubled times. #RNLI #heroes 4059762393
Reposted by AndrewAlex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 10/09/2026If you feel like donating to the RNLI, here’s a link. I just have. Their minimum donation is £2: I think it might be nice for them to receive a lot of donations this week, even if they’re mostly very modest. Just so they know a lot of people out here appreciate their work. rnli.org/support-us/g...rnli.orgDonate to the RNLI and help save lives at seaYour donations really make a difference. We depend on your generosity to educate people to stay safe and prevent tragedies on and offshore. Donate here. 4920921254
Andrew @andrewlawrence.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Fun interview with @alexwinter.com in the @theguardian.com today www.theguardian.com/film/2026/se...theguardian.comAlex Winter: ‘Michael Winner was the most erudite sociopath I’ve ever met’The Bill & Ted actor on Keanu Reeves, whether there will be a fourth instalment and nights out in Brixton with the Death Wish director 000
Andrew @andrewlawrence.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I can't believe it's not original... Fat... Spread? 000
Reposted by AndrewDr Jo Kershaw @mthrjo.bsky.social · 06/09/2026The RNLI have some of the best people in Britain volunteering for them. They put their lives on the line when they are called on and they will rescue anyone who needs them. Because every life matters, and offering help is the right thing to do. You can donate here: rnli.orgrnli.orgRNLI - Royal National Lifeboat Institution - Saving Lives at SeaThe RNLI is the charity that saves lives at sea. We do this through lifeboat search and rescue, lifeguards, water safety education and international interventions. 161170608
Andrew @andrewlawrence.bsky.social · 08/09/2026🎵I went to by some tickets one day, To see some sea shanties, come what may. But when the gig finally came around, I wish I'd gone to sea and drowned.🎵 001
Reposted by AndrewTom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 31/08/2026FUCK IT! Who'd like to win a signed book from me & Jim? 3 of these going to 3 randomly selected people who repost this & pop a reply below. YOU MIGHT LIKE IT IF YOU LIKE: Weird stones Bookshops Mysterious pensioners Badgers The devil fungi Deer Pixies Sample story here: www.tom-cox.com/the-date/ 121188130
Andrew @andrewlawrence.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Sharing this review because it's good but particularly for this quote: "Boston Legal, the sporadically magnificent mid-00s comedy-drama in which an empurpled William Shatner puffed and rumbled like the world’s cheeriest internal organ." www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...theguardian.comThe Rainmaker review – please don’t hurt your eyes trying to find anything good in this legal dramaFrom dialogue so hokey it could be printed on a tea towel to mind-numbing storylines – how can a glossy take on John Grisham’s novel about a fiery law graduate be so tedious? 000
Andrew @andrewlawrence.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Phew #Keywords > 27 August 2026 I found all 5 words! 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 6✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 7✗ 💡 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 7✗ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ✓ 🏆 Win streak 17 🔥 Play streak 107 keywords.bagpuss.orgkeywords.bagpuss.orgKeywordsCan you discover today's five connected words? 000
Reposted by AndrewBoner Vivant @dougtilley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Rest in peace to one of the best to ever do it. 2162601959
Andrew @andrewlawrence.bsky.social · 26/08/2026We all know where he's looking down at us from. RIP Timstatic.klipy.comTim Curry Says SPACE!ALT: Tim Curry Says SPACE! 010
Reposted by AndrewToss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing 2295269512871
Reposted by AndrewWuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Buckingham Palace band playing 9 to 5 for Dolly Parton 378154034303
Reposted by AndrewMike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 25/08/2026Dolly Parton dying hits so hard. She felt like one of those figures who always was and always will be. She felt like America when it was trying to be the place it promised to be. As beloved as her music is, it’s even better than people give it credit for. There won’t be another one like her. 162081318
Andrew @andrewlawrence.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Saw this and thought of @oldenoughtosay.com www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/9... treehouses in disrepair... Grade II woodland... rockwork, pools, cascades and boathouse...rightmove.co.ukCheck out this 5 bedroom detached house for sale on Rightmove5 bedroom detached house for sale in North Road, Leigh Woods, Bristol, BS8 for £800,000. Marketed by Savills, Clifton 000
Andrew @andrewlawrence.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Has anyone ever seen Rivers Cuomo and Rhys Darby in the same room 000
Andrew @andrewlawrence.bsky.social · 19/08/2026When the recipe turned out more complicated than it looked 000
Andrew @andrewlawrence.bsky.social · 19/08/2026static.klipy.comMan Dancing with Excited HypeALT: Man Dancing with Excited Hype 010
Andrew @andrewlawrence.bsky.social · 18/08/2026So your superpower compels people to do things against their will and your name is a play on troublemaker and you're a super... hero? #sewingbee #greatbritishsewingbee 010