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Gil Hova

@gil.hova.net
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He/him. JC/NYC. • Tabletop games - now making games as Informal Ferret Games • Robot fight facilitator at NHRL • Fan of weird/noisy music • Ferret nut • Still not a negotiable Final Fantasy currency All my links: gil.hova.net

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 6h
anyway, if dems brought Nader in before he's on the ballot or made an effort to court Nader voters, there might be room to complain. but if a candidate gets votes by appealing to a segment of the political spectrum that you won't touch and in fact scoff at, then in what world are those your votes?
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Barry Deutsch @barrydeutsch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
But We Mustn't Ruin HIS Life By me and @postcardsbybecky.bsky.social Read more cartoons! —> #Policartoon Support the cartoons! —>patreon.com/barry
Four-panel cartoon with a tiny kicker panel below.

PANEL 1. A Black delivery worker stands beside her van, holding a package. She looks downcast.

WOMAN: Everywhere I went I was terrified I’d run into **him**. I couldn’t sleep, couldn’t concentrate…  
WOMAN: After I failed two classes I lost my scholarship.

PANEL 2. A girl in pink sits on a bicycle on a residential street, looking down.

GIRL: He sent the video to everyone in school. **Everyone**. I had to be homeschooled until I could get into a different school.

PANEL 3. A woman sits in an apartment armchair, holding a baby who pats her face. She looks sad.

WOMAN: It’s been ten years… My therapist says PTSD isn’t ever cured, but it’s something I can learn to manage.

PANEL 4. A hand holds a phone showing a male podcaster at a microphone.

MAN: Nobody feels worse than me about what happened — but we can’t ruin these young men’s lives!

KICKER. The podcaster speaks with Barry, the cartoonist.

BARRY: What sort of thing would “ruin their lives”?  
MAN: Being expelled. Or being publicly criticized. Or made to switch dorms. Or to switch a class. Basically, anything he might notice.
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Gil Hova @gil.hova.net · 16h
Petition for the Fever, once per game, to be able to declare one of their successful free throws as worth 0.6 points
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Gil Hova @gil.hova.net · 17h
OK, so: HYPOTHETICALLY, if I were to be accepted into the PAX Unplugged Rising Showcase, would anyone be open to helping me at the booth to demo Rough Roads? (boosts appreciated!)
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Gil Hova @gil.hova.net · 21h
I'm sure it has a stomach, which means it has intestines, which means it has... oh god
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Gil Hova @gil.hova.net · 21h
Another thing about this: I'm 100% positive that Schmitt doesn't care, in an objective sense, about perjury. To someone like him, it's not a bad thing, and if he or his friends do it, it's a valid strategy. It's only a "bad" thing if the other team does it. Offense vs. defense.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23h
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future theonion.com/cornell-vows...
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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Gil Hova @gil.hova.net · 23h
HAMLET: I am but mad north-north-west. When the wind is southerly, I know a Hawk from a Hawkeye.
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Gil Hova @gil.hova.net · 23h
Also, "containment" here means a sign saying ALL OGRES MUST STAY RIGHT HERE, partially obscured by a tree
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Whether it’s Benjamin Netanyahu empowering Hamas, presiding over a massive intelligence failure that let them kill 1,200 Israelis on October 7th, and then killing 74,000 Palestinians in response or Zohran Mamdani pointing out that he did this, both men have fueled their bitter feud.
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Gil Hova @gil.hova.net · 29/09/2026
No sane country “defends itself” this way.
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Gil Hova @gil.hova.net · 28/09/2026
Oh! I'm curious to see what's different about Beijing. ItYotD is notorious for its system being so aggro against the player. One of the most deliberately unforgiving systems I've seen.
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Sydney Bauer @sydney-bauer.com · 28/09/2026
Really not hard for these senate candidates to say "transgender girls deserve to play with other girls and state interscholastic sports agencies can step in if there's eligibility issues gone through proper channels."
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Gil Hova @gil.hova.net · 28/09/2026
ECONOMISTS: When handling money, we expect people to be completely rational ME: When I'm inserting quarters into my building's washer or dryer, I must remember to use all the loose ones before opening a new roll, because I don't want any going stale
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Gil Hova @gil.hova.net · 27/09/2026
Some incredible work here, tackling a difficult situation with honesty and clarity.
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Kieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
WHAT HAPPEN?
What Happen
When someone wonders "What happen?"
Roll 2D6
On 10+: GOOD HAPPEN!
ON 7-9: SO SO HAPPEN
ON 6-: BAD HAPPEN

POWERED BY APOCALYPSE

Various bad doodles attached.
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Gil Hova @gil.hova.net · 27/09/2026
Unctuous Mixtape #10 features a crime against music. I'm not sorry and I will do it again www.mixcloud.com/unctuous_mix...
10 mixtapes in, and still all bangers. Nomeansno's opening salvo here grabs me by the lapels in a way that few other songs can. Which is why !
usually wear tshirts. Anyway.
Nisi Period were a band out of Boston, another from my college days. I heard a live tape of theirs once, recorded well after this album came out, where they did this awesome tacet before the chorus, so I took the liberty of editing their recorded version to match. Earlimart checks in with one of my favorite breakup songs; in fact, its opening lines are about as devastating as any opening line to a breakup song I've heard.
Ahh, the cover of "Fratres".
• The version for violin and piano, especially the one performed by Kremer and Jarrett, is 12 minutes of heaven on
earth. This cover is one that, like the Shostakovitch cover a few mixtapes ago, was rattling in my head for years before I picked up a DAW ano started making it real. It came out better than I could have hoped. Once again, I'm sorry and you're welcome.Tracklist
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Artist name
Track name

Nomeansno
It's Catching Up
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Nisi Period
Entropy Happens (Unctuous edit)
3
Zohra
Were Burning
4
The Velveteers
On And On
5
Atarimatt
Commuter
6
Black Math Horseman
Bird Of All Faiths And None/Bell From Madrone
7
Oneohtrix Point Never
Russian Mind
8
Earlimart
Happy Alone
9
The Scaramanga Six
The Towering Inferno
10
Simon O'Connor, Michelle O'Rourke
From the water (Song of Muriel)
11
Arvo Pärt
Fratres (Unctuous cover)
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Mx. Tiffany Leigh @tiffanyleigh.northsky.social · 27/09/2026
All this illustrates is that music critics source Spotify for take ideas the way reporters still source Twitter's trending topics for "news." Algo journalism.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I still think the hottest beatle was Gregor
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Gil Hova @gil.hova.net · 27/09/2026
Artists I'm seeing live in concert in the next couple of months... * Sunn O))) * Igorrr (with Secret Chiefs 3 opening) * Sugar (with J Robbins opening) * Lucy Darling It's going to be a fun couple of months!
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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Alligators have a running speed of 20MPH. Anyone want to guess the running speed of former alligator handler Gavin?
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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
do actors in movies actually die? they at least behave as if they do
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Gil Hova @gil.hova.net · 26/09/2026
Don't you remember the day we blew off the Formal Ferret stand at Essen to busk at the corner of the HBF? People were throwing beer cans at us, but we played anyway. Then someone grabbed my guitar from me and smashed it into a light post, so we went back to the Messe and lit a crepe stand on fire
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Gil Hova @gil.hova.net · 26/09/2026
Not just the obvious application of Betteridge's law, but the fact that peer review is actually a critical part of the scientific process means that you can throw any article that mentions that its sensationalist claim "has not been peer reviewed" into the trash.
Headline from the misleadingly-named "Science Magazine": "Can an AI feel pain? It can at least act like it does" Subhed: "Study reignites debate over what, if anything, machines can feel"

Accompanying post: "Can the new cutting-edge AI models feel pain? The at least behave as if they do, according to a recent study. The work, which has not been peer reviewed, has divided AI researchers."

Note the ratio - 193 replies, 204 boosts (including quotes), 21 favs
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 16/11/2024
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I hate the word "discourse" it just sounds like Goofy saying "discuss"

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this post literally ruined my life
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Ian Zang @ianzang.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Due to scheduling conflicts, I will not be able to teach my board game design class at Lawrence Tech University this coming fall. Is there anyone in my network that may be able to take my place for this upcoming semester?
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Gil Hova @gil.hova.net · 25/09/2026
I will not be able to get this headline out of my brain for the rest of the weekend
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Since returning to office, Donald Trump has made over $2 billion from bribes and crypto schemes while driving up costs for everyone else in the country. His political opponents say this is a bad thing.
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This puts mainstream Democrats in a real pickle. Should they support their incredibly popular mayor or a foreign leader who is best friends with Trump and works overtime to get Republicans elected. No easy answer here
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Her Grace, the Duchess Lovelace @coyoteangel.com · 24/09/2026
We don't dominate roller derby, where one would think our alleged advantages would give us a huge advantage, AND derby probably has the highest per-capita trans participation of any sport. Q.E.D.
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uosdɯᴉS ɐuɐꓷ 🦄 @danacorn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If trans women/girls in sports were actually an issue, they’d have some examples. They wouldn’t just keep saying “MAN STRONG.” They’d point to places trans women have unfairly dominated. There are literally no examples of that, because it doesn’t happen.
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🅳🅴🅰🅳🅻🆈 🅵🆁🅴🅳🅻🆈 @deadlyfredly.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Your house rule for results of putting a bag of holding inside of a bag of holding, that's more interesting than "opening a rift to the Astral Plane," is ___________________________.
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Mythy the Kitty @mythiot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
You can write a whole book about how AI's were gendered female when they were sold as personal assistants and then became male when they were sold as fonts of knowledge we're expected to worship.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026
ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
guy who fell into a coma after the last episode of fawlty towers wakes up and looks at the internet
5 panel comic

Panel 1: Purple Guy looks at a laptop and says “boy o boy! I wonder what my comedy hero’s up to”

Panel 2: A tweet from John Cleese that reads “This is where the Arabs were ahead of us

By castrating all their slaves, they made sure that there were no descendants who could claim reparations”

Panels 3-5: Purple Guy slowly closes laptop with a mystified look of revulsion
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Gil Hova @gil.hova.net · 24/09/2026
Got a vintage game out on the table. Primordial Soup, from 1997, originally released in German as Ursuppe. It's a strange game, very fiddly by today's standards and runs a bit long, but the gameplay is otherwise solid.
A typcally horrendus photo from yours truly of the game Primordial Soup in action, with adoraly cartoony amoeba bits.
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Gil Hova @gil.hova.net · 23/09/2026
I was grateful that my LHR-LHR adventure from a couple of months ago turned out to only be a delay of a few hours. Air travel in 2026 is horrendous, and I can only hope it doesn't get worse.
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Maxi Molina @maximjdev.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Every time it rolls around it's thank @tomschalk.bsky.social hours. THANKS FOR MAKING THE FUNNIEST THING EVER, TOM
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T. Derscheid @derscheid.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Late-stage fascism and late-stage capitalism, together at last.
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026
Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC
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Semi Co-op @semicoop.com · 22/09/2026
New comic! Technically, the card did say… 📜 You can read this week's blog post at: www.semicoop.com/comic/rules-... #mtg
A Magic: The Gathering card called “Gaea’s Blessing” lies on the table, the text "draw a card" in the text box is slightly bolder. A spin down counter lays in the corner and a white cat paw is trying to grab it. A set of hands are scribbling a hand-drawn Magic card called Terror. A caption at the bottom reads: “Rachel enjoyed Magic: The Gathering but didn’t like how many times she had to ‘draw a card’.”
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 22/09/2026
I remember the year The Collapsing Empire was up against the final book in the Broken Earth series at the Hugos and people asked me if I thought I was going to win, and I was all, fuck no, Nora's gonna take the threepeat and if I won it would be embarrassing for everyone involved.
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Eric Lang @ericlang.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When publishers and designers say their game has been play tested hundreds of times, they're not wrong but The published version you're playing has likely not been tested more than a handful of times, and zero times is a distinct possibility. It's not a bug, just a feature of complex iteration
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AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When you're ticked off and a friend sends you something to make you feel better. 🐑🔊
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Gil Hova @gil.hova.net · 22/09/2026
The "controversial" announcement was announcing @erikaishii.bsky.social in the cast. The typical chuds got performatively pissed. I keep saying: sports broadcasts cut away from streakers and people running onto the field to deprive them of the attention. It's long past time journalism did this too.
Screenshot of Polygon post with link to article with headline: "Double Fine's New Game Project Raises Half a Million Before Hitting Controversy." Subhed: "Amnesia Fortnight burned through stretch goals before a controversial announcement."

Check out the ratio: 3 reposts, 184 quotes, 20 likes, 6 saves.
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Gil Hova @gil.hova.net · 21/09/2026
If my pfp or banner are blacked out, it’s not anything I’m trying to say. Might be something technical related to my recent Northsky move?
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Daniel Spencer @dantendo64.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This is so cool. Congrats to @jeffstormer.gobirds.online on 500 episodes of a great show!
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026
Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man
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Gil Hova @gil.hova.net · 20/09/2026
My weekly dose of music is here. Happy Unctuous Mixtape Day! www.mixcloud.com/unctuous_mix...
Of all the mixtapes I've made so far, there's something about this one I really love. The journey it goes on is really fun, and especially winding. I heard the Ministry song in this mix before I saw _The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly_, so when I finally got to the end of the film, I was pretty much the Leonardo DiCaprio pointing meme.

We close with a Nine Inch Nails song. Trent Reznor is a musical hero of mine. He's incredible at evocative sounds, sad major chords, and making broken things sound perfect. Someday I'll tell the story of how the opening of "Closer" made me a better musician and sound engineer. No, not the opening drums. Before that.

Anyway, this song's closing, broken loop is a thing of perfection. If Dilla has taught us anything, it's that rhythm has so much more to it than just keeping a beat.Track listing:

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Artist name
Track name
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AK/DK
Feeds
2
Pulp
Seconds
3
Local H
California Songs
4
The Jesus Lizard
Mouth Breather
5
Frankie and the Witch Fingers
Futurephobic
6
Cathal Coughlan
Black River Falls
7
Ministry
You Know What You Are
8
Sarah Kirkland Snider
The River
9
Slung
Ten Points Of Light
10
Microcorps
ZONA ft REGIS
11
Sandy Denny
John The Gun
12
Vines
King of swords
13
Nine Inch Nails
The Background World
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Gil Hova @gil.hova.net · 20/09/2026
This summary lines up with everything I’ve seen. A) AI won’t be sentient anytime soon. B) Most apocalyptic scenarios centering on AI but not stupid/craven humans are BS. C) A system doesn’t need to be sentient to cause harm. Just autonomous and poorly supervised.
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