Reposted by Ben PobjieThe Pub-Liking Universal Friend @johnb78.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Inside you there are two wolves 0165 16
Reposted by Ben PobjieUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 24/09/2025Flashing lights illuminate the scene as a photographer snaps pictures of the mangled corpse. Several yards away, a uniformed officer is vomiting on the sidewalk. An unmarked sedan pulls up, and a detective emerges. Staring down at the body, he slowly removes his sunglasses and whispers, “Found him.” 1528048 280
Reposted by Ben PobjieBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 03/10/2025I do not think it raises that question at all. Nobody in the world thinks it raises that question. But good for you, typing some content. 2598074 980
Ben Pobjie @benpobjie.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Ironically this post itself contains a major error as Big Brother did not air until 1999. 010 1
Reposted by Ben Pobjiepixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Frankly it’s embarrassing how much George Orwell’s “1984” gets wrong about 1984. The publisher should update it to be more accurate, e.g. “Winston heard ‘Eat It’ by Weird Al Yankovic playing on the radio. ‘I’d hate to be Michael Jackson right now!’ he said to Big Brother” 1336351487 6.4K
Reposted by Ben Pobjiesweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 04/09/2025them: ARE YOU READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL?!?! me: no 1429663 296
Reposted by Ben PobjieKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 30/09/2025I don’t trust people who “can’t complain.” 1718059 180
Reposted by Ben PobjieSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 25/09/2025I don’t understand why more people don’t get nipply about dendrochronolgy. It’s like, we’ve determined that the tree used for that beam was growing when Queen Elizabeth I was using Venetian ceruse to cover up her smallpox scars 47020 70
Reposted by Ben PobjieRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 17/09/2025let this be your reminder that you too can kill nearly everyone aboard the Titanic if you just believe in yourself 441712165 1.7K
Ben Pobjie @benpobjie.bsky.social · 17/09/2025True. This is me and my sisters on my eighth birthday. 030 3
Ben Pobjie @benpobjie.bsky.social · 15/09/2025What a fascist. Hitler wanted to cultivate what was good in the human heart too. HITLER. You are HITLER, Jay. 010 1
Ben Pobjie @benpobjie.bsky.social · 12/09/2025I regret to report that all the people not on Bluesky are right about all the people on Bluesky. 000 0
Ben Pobjie @benpobjie.bsky.social · 12/09/2025Roxane would no doubt condemn the writer - whose name currently escapes me - who once said, "The problem with freedom of speech is that people think it means freedom from consequences" 000 0
Reposted by Ben Pobjiemore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 12/09/2025dan bongino and kash patel lying unconscious on the ground after bonking their heads together as they both bent down to examine what is later determined to be their own footprints 1482711338 8.3K
Reposted by Ben PobjieJoel Gever @joelyjoelyjoelyjoe.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Ugh. To those of you citing Charlie Kirk’s hypocrisy and reprehensible views as an implied justification for his murder, stop and think: do you really think people should get the death penalty for hypocrisy? Or for having stupid, despicable opinions? Democracy doesn’t work if we can’t speak freely. 3541948 419
Ben Pobjie @benpobjie.bsky.social · 04/09/2025Emerald Fennell’s Wuthering Heights makes some bold choices 000 0
Reposted by Ben PobjieJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Trump, dying: They don’t actually want you to know tomatoes is fruit. The woke pyramid tells you it’s vegetable. We love sandwich. Beautiful turkey, some ham, does very well. The Swiss have been treating us poorly for decades, charging for the whole slice 1141171 411
Reposted by Ben PobjieLow Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Tonight's Low Quality Ad is for this Black Yeti Plush. Most people assume that all yetis are white. Is this racist? Yes. Yes, it is. collabs.shop/gvckxb 5655 65
Ben Pobjie @benpobjie.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Well la di da Mr I’m Too Classy To Jerk Off To The Chipettes. 000 0
Reposted by Ben Pobjiemean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 17/11/2024On a scale of 1 to 10 for hotness, I would rate myself a good listener 631829370 1.8K
Reposted by Ben PobjieLow Quality Facts @lowqualityfacts.bsky.social · 06/08/2025This might be my favorite comic we've made. 316524 165
Reposted by Ben PobjieSunshine Jarboly @sunshinejarboly.bsky.social · 06/08/2025me, at the big work meeting, after the boss has just laid out a 20-year progressive plan for the company: haha, you’re laying out these complex metrics as if… {chuckling as i gesture to everyone in the room} …as if any of this matters. 1299 29
Ben Pobjie @benpobjie.bsky.social · 06/08/2025Hi, just checking in on Bluesky. Everyone still intersectionally sound? Great! 110 1
Ben Pobjie @benpobjie.bsky.social · 13/07/2025This isn’t true. This could definitely happen in Australia. I think it could probably happen just about anywhere. Absolutely everyone is capable of seeing themselves as victimised, given the right motivation. 000 0
Reposted by Ben PobjieUsed Robot Salesman @urs-annex.bsky.social · 12/07/2025A nice knock on your door. Against your better judgement you open it. "Hello!" I say happily. Dressed in a brown plaid suit, black bowler hat, and carrying a very large suitcase. "Have you ever considered the advantages of reusable metal tubes?" 2236 23
Reposted by Ben PobjieRiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 12/07/2025muppetizing the film industry: thread 523341 233
Ben Pobjie @benpobjie.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Sometimes all you can do is laugh. This is a symptom of major brain injury. 010 1
Reposted by Ben PobjieJonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 27/06/2025"Also, there was a fear that the new arrivals would introduce a criminal element to the continent, which to be fair was a pretty accurate fear." Brilliant extract from @benpobjie.bsky.social's "Error Australis", concerning 1788 and all that.jonn.substack.comBook Club: “Many of them found their own slow deaths were lowering their morale”An extract from Ben Pobjie’s Error Australis: The Reality Recap of Australian History. 062 6
Ben Pobjie @benpobjie.bsky.social · 27/06/2025You know how at McDonalds the wifi is called “Wi-Fry”? That kills me. It’s amazing. I could never think up something like that. 100 1
Ben Pobjie @benpobjie.bsky.social · 26/06/2025It’s quite an honour to be featured here. It’s like the Substack equivalent of playing the Grand Ole Opry, or something more appropriate than that. 151 5
Reposted by Ben PobjieJonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 26/06/2025jonn.substack.com/p/book-club-... 062 6
Reposted by Ben PobjieJonn Elledge @jonnelledge.bsky.social · 26/06/2025“Many of them found their own slow deaths were lowering their morale.” No newsletter this week because I've been on holiday. Instead, here's an extract from @benpobjie.bsky.social's excellent book Error Australis, concerning 1788 and all thatjonn.substack.comBook Club: “Many of them found their own slow deaths were lowering their morale”An extract from Ben Pobjie’s Error Australis: The Reality Recap of Australian History. 152 5
Ben Pobjie @benpobjie.bsky.social · 19/06/2025Please introduce me to Stephen Fry open.substack.com/pub/benpobji...open.substack.comPlease introduce me to Stephen FryI am crowdsourcing friendship 110 1
Ben Pobjie @benpobjie.bsky.social · 14/06/2025The word “erection” can be used in more than one context. Which may be useful for comedic purposes. Just a tip. 020 2
Ben Pobjie @benpobjie.bsky.social · 30/05/2025If I lived in London I could see squirrels every day 000 0
Ben Pobjie @benpobjie.bsky.social · 30/05/2025I think I should move to London. All those in favour send me money. 020 2
