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Benny the Dirty Mocha @bennythedirtymocha.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Orange rhymes with syringe, cringe and binge but y'all aren't ready for that conversation.

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Rachel @slightlycaustic.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Reality leans liberal. And idiots fucking hate that.

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Benny the Dirty Mocha @bennythedirtymocha.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

What type of room doesn't have any doors? ... A mushroom!

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Benny the Dirty Mocha @bennythedirtymocha.bsky.social · 08/01/2026

You're saying this anus was professionally lapsed?

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Benny the Dirty Mocha @bennythedirtymocha.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

My 8 year old autistic and ADHD kid wanted to type something today. I present you with her musings.

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natou @tichatnwa.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

all therapists should be Black women and should get paid more than god

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Benny the Dirty Mocha @bennythedirtymocha.bsky.social · 19/10/2025

Cleaning up and I found a dollar in the couch. Oh happy day.

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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

Rise up, people.

Join the pretzelution! @PRETZELIZED

This is a piece of a box from a package that a friend sent in the mail. He sends me all sorts of weird nonsense.

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

Marty bring the DeLorean around we’re going back to the past we got a conception to prevent !

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da da™️ drew @adrew.dadguy.pro · 25/09/2025

*screams into the void*

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Benny the Dirty Mocha @bennythedirtymocha.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

[Joan Jett's I Love Rock 'n Roll playing] 8: 🎶I love Rocky Road🎶

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Benny the Dirty Mocha @bennythedirtymocha.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

My wife sent me this pic and I was like "Ew gross, I would never wear something that shade of green." Like, what am I, getting pegged as the Grinch or something?

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Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

*rides off into the sunset* *returns to check and see if the oven is turned off*

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Benny the Dirty Mocha @bennythedirtymocha.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

Me: We should move to Denmark. Wife: Yeah, but we'll have to watch out for vampires. M: I think we cook with enough garlic that we would be ok. W: What if garlic actually seasons people and Vampires spread that rumour to get people to eat more garlic.

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subtrauma @subtrauma.bsky.social · 09/07/2025

using my butthole for the screen lock just to fuck with the cops

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Benny the Dirty Mocha @bennythedirtymocha.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

Loud and clear Nintendo 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 28/05/2025

JOMO (joy of missing out)

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lalalyds @lalalyds.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

Sorry, dinner is going to be late. The spatula magically turned into a microphone

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da da™️ drew @adrew.dadguy.pro · 07/06/2025

GMing bluesky! happy saturday! everyone go back to bed? sounds like a plan to me. i hope you have a wonderful day! adrew

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Benny the Dirty Mocha @bennythedirtymocha.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

If Elon violated his student visa and Trump is in the Epstein files than it is Alien versus Predator?

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Benny the Dirty Mocha @bennythedirtymocha.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

Ngl, Peanut Butter and Jelly M&Ms may be my new expensive comfort snack.

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trick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

a dating app but for narcissists so they can go and fuck themselves

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just soph @sophiasheis.bsky.social · 20/05/2025

A share size bag of Kit Kat minis unwrapped counts as girl dinner, your honor

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Benny the Dirty Mocha @bennythedirtymocha.bsky.social · 26/05/2025

I just put a whole boil egg in my mouth and started chewing and the yolk sprayed out and hit the back of my throat, so I get it.

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Benny the Dirty Mocha @bennythedirtymocha.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

I got way more than I thought I'd get tbh.

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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

I am merely a collection of stardust molded into a semiconscious bag of goo forced to make meaning out of existence while remembering to hydrate.

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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

I love rewriting a post I deleted when I was a coward only to probably delete it again at some point like a coward.

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

do panic attacks count as cardio?

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stuforreal.bsky.social @stuforreal.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

Don't even talk to me until I've had my psychotic break

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Semiotic Stochastic, purveyor of sick beats @mitdasein.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

Watching a video in which the creator refers to some theatrically released porno features from the 70s as “stag films.” I feel like this is inappropriate.

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Trickortreat Petunia @sweetpetunia.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

Tasty new comics this week

Three comic books on a table: Godzilla: Here There Be Aliens (Tieri, Frank, Hernandez, Pe), Golden Rage (Williams, Knight, Dodgson, Carey), Gatchman: Only One Earth (Edwards, Plati, Marchiso, Workman)

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Trickortreat Petunia @sweetpetunia.bsky.social · 15/05/2025

Just watched Milkshake Man on Eurovision and it’s completely vaporised my connection to reality

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Trickortreat Petunia @sweetpetunia.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

Dammit I can’t find my favourite Weyland Yutani tshirt and Dallas called a crew meeting in ten minutes

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Ophelia Heartbeat @opheliaheartbeat.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

Dating as an Italian girl

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Emberveil @ember-veil.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

Unhinged Morbid Vibes

Advertise your Bluesky account in 3 words

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Emberveil @ember-veil.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

There is a kind of clarity in acknowledging that sleep simply is not going to happen tonight. You did your best. You did all the right routines, breathed correctly, took the right meds. But then 10pm turned to 5am and it dawns on you that you may as well get up.

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Lizzlepants 🐒 @lizzlepants.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

My milkshake brings all the ants to the yard I should really clean this mess up

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Jooli-AHH! Boolia 👻🍂🎃 @jooliaghoulia.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

Just give me a cluttered, messy used bookstore and I'm good

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 16/05/2025

I've completed the equivalent of a two hour workout by trying to scratch my back.

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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 16/05/2025

the icy chill of tiger balm slathered all over my body is the only thing that keeps me going most days

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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 16/05/2025

this breakfast burrito obsession is tearing my marriage* apart *butthole

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Benny the Dirty Mocha @bennythedirtymocha.bsky.social · 14/05/2025

Wife: You want coleslaw and eggs for your burger? Me: Yes please. 7: Mom, are you taking care of daddy? Me: Awwww. 7: Is Daddy like your child. Wife: 💀💀💀🤣

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Benny the Dirty Mocha @bennythedirtymocha.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

Sometimes, I talk to myself and we both cry.

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Benny the Dirty Mocha @bennythedirtymocha.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

When he says "I'm clean baby" and it looks like this

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