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Ophelia Heartbeat

@opheliaheartbeat.bsky.social
117 followers 122 following 7 posts

Heartbeat on the streets, Ophelia in the sheets. Crude dude in a bad mood. You call it Demonic Possession; I call it a Satanic Panic Attack.

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Ophelia Heartbeat @opheliaheartbeat.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
For all my thicc thigh flat bottom girlies- The lord giveth, and the lord caketh away 🙏
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Ophelia Heartbeat @opheliaheartbeat.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I'm just saying the people who bullied me in 2002 for stanning Daddy Lucius are now scrambling to see prosthetic peen on White Lotus. But I'm the weirdo.
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Ophelia Heartbeat @opheliaheartbeat.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
As much as I hate AI, gotta admit it creates the odd gem 🙏 #luigimangione
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Ophelia Heartbeat @opheliaheartbeat.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Do you guys devour your sons with or without the peel?
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Ophelia Heartbeat @opheliaheartbeat.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
*Shits himself* Becomes a Man of the Touching Cloth
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Ophelia Heartbeat @opheliaheartbeat.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Dating as an Italian girl
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Ophelia Heartbeat @opheliaheartbeat.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Do y'all introduce yourselves with proof that you got a screw loose? #becauseIdooo
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