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i’ll be sure to ask the masked ICE agent to stand still so i can scan his QR code before he pepper sprays me at point blank range and tackles me to the ground

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just soph @sophiasheis.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

gross rude stranger: what that booty do me: fart mostly

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just soph @sophiasheis.bsky.social · 12/01/2026

there should be government issued xanax for sunday scaries

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Jordan Leick @beacon.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

ICE is responsible for the *only* shooting and homicide in Minneapolis so far in 2026.

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just soph @sophiasheis.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

hey everyone! the dumbest dumb fuck idiot said he's seen enough! close up shop, the formerly pattern balding founder of paypal and current master internet sex pest with no legal or law enforcement background has solved the case!

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just soph @sophiasheis.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

this country is fucked and I don't think there's any coming back from this

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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

couldn’t help but notice how insane you look

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slate @pleasebegneiss.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

does anyone remember my work password

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

what if people could just be normal online

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just soph @sophiasheis.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

watching the bears lose is self care

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just soph @sophiasheis.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

t minus one hour until the bears break my heart again

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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

emotional support taquitos

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just soph @sophiasheis.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

i don’t know who needs to hear this but following and unfollowing me every single day does not encourage me to follow you back

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just soph @sophiasheis.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

i will donate my body to science and eat the burger king krabby patty

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just soph @sophiasheis.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

they have invented a stronger, more potent form of the scaries that now begins on saturday

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just soph @sophiasheis.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

2026 is the year of the 24 hour gyro place guy calling you princess

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Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 03/01/2026

on a government watchlist for perfect sweeties

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just soph @sophiasheis.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

i must be (carnal scream) the way i’m (louder carnal scream)

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just soph @sophiasheis.bsky.social · 01/01/2026

2026 is already a failure. shut it down

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just soph @sophiasheis.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

after much debate im not seeing anyone or anything on new years today im taking the train back to my apartment where nobody else is and watching love actually

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just soph @sophiasheis.bsky.social · 31/12/2025