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Kris Wernowsky @kriswernowsky.com · 45m

You get zero context. But it’s real.

Blue-eye gremlin Paul Hollywood says Throuple boyband?

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 29m

I don’t think anyone would really mind if NyQuil glowed in the dark

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 7h

there are two kinds: those who throw everything found on the floor into the trash and ppl who view those things as a side quest prize

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 15h

Airport gate agent: Enjoy your trip Me: You too!

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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Ask not for whom the hooba stanks. It stanks for thee.

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Kris Wernowsky @kriswernowsky.com · 10/10/2026

"AI humanity theories" are "dodging liability tactics." Don't buy any of it.

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Ask not for whom the porn hubs. It hubs for thee

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Sorry your boyfriend thinks “foreplay” means the opening band at a concert.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I’m too highbrow to send dick pics. Mine are phallus photos.

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Monogramming every shirt I own but with the letters BAG ELS

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I will whisper nothings and you can sweeten them to taste.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

No matter how done you are, whatever it is can always be more complete. Trust in your outfit and keep adding layers. Or be open to removing layers. I may be partial now but trust any amounts of my nudity

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I wouldn’t say I hold a grudge but I hope it rains on your viking funeral.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Does anyone truly believe these are two different guys?

A screenshot of two punny posts, one by @los-los.bsky.social and the other by @gregthemiller.bsky.social. Both avis feature a man with facial hair wearing a ball cap and sunglasses.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

A vacuum seal is just a seal trained to do housework.

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I know you want to be able to afford gas and a house and food but the best I can do is public executions

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I hope this email finds you welding

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jordan [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

haven’t done my ballot research yet (which is such a wild thing to have to say) BUT I saw this and it made me think that I love how we need a degree in, like, organic chemistry to be able to determine what to vote for to actually vote for what we want

screenshot from voice of san diego insta of man holding sign that says Prop. 41 and 42 were created specifically to kill Prop. 40, the billionaire tax. If either of them gets more votes than Prop. 40, even if Prop. 40 also passes, the billionaire tax will be nullified.

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Tusk Jenkins @tuskjenkins.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Nobody knows what's up exactly at the crossroads. Should you sing, talk about what you want the most, just wait. It's a real crossroads at the crossroads at the no shit. Do you even cross roads bro

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Who called it oral sex with a redhead instead of going down in flames?

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cap’n watsisname @capnwatsisname.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

If you’re in line to vote for The Nobel Prize in Power Point Presentation stay in line

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

𝘊𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘞𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘳 is my favorite song about accidentally causing an avalanche.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The power of nostalgia is directly proportional to the degree in which everything is completely ruined now.

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Her: The market is within walking distance. Me: So…it’s in my front yard?

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

If you don't spend a lot of time with toddlers, let me tell you about the two current varieties I see in my line of work. The first is Big Ol' and the second is Wee Delicate. They are both cool to encounter and fun to interact with, but I have to warn you about mixing the two in the same environment

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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Once you earn a white boy’s trust you may feed him popcorn shrimp right out of your hand

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Kris Wernowsky @kriswernowsky.com · 09/10/2026

When Gannett sent its sweaty AI goon to tell us to get on the train, or else, it was easy to pick apart. When it sent its content head to talk about its latest short-term solution, it was easy to see through. May you live long enough to tell them their ideas suck, and then leave for a better place.

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'We're actually an intelligence organization now': Inside USA Today's AI-fueled Palantir deal

The newspaper giant's leaders on saving journalism with AI and the furor over Palantir, which is helping target readers, speed up publishing, and more.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 09/10/2026

I start screaming like the wicked witch when my phone is too bright

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Inspector Ratchet @1nspectratchet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I am 39. If you invite me to a function that starts after 8 pm, I will be treating it as a formal civil rights violation

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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I like think I look and act tough but then I remember that I am short enough that people probably check to see if I have pointy ears like some kind of house elf when they meet me.

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Kris Wernowsky @kriswernowsky.com · 09/10/2026

Ditka died, which means a lot of kids are seeing their dad cry for the first time.

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

if you didn't want to know my right boob is slightly smaller than my left one then maybe don't ask people for fun facts anymore

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

instead of saying “bye,” a fun little bit you can do with your avoidant situationship is saying “talk to you in 3-5 business days” after experiencing any form of emotional intimacy

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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 07/10/2026