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Micah @rincewind.run · 1h
nobody respects trump supporters, least of all trump
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GOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 3h
i will cop to having believed this when i was younger; i mistakenly believed that being exposed to the barbarism would make people turn away from it. now that anyone can watch any kind of barbarism they want on demand and we see what it does to them, i have changed my position.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 6h
Does the FAA have a SWAT team? This guy might find out
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Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto.bsky.social · 3h
Imagine being the kind of antisemite who thinks that Jews don’t have a problem with GI food intolerance
Switched to Kosher bread a few weeks ago.
Used to get mild headaches, gut issues with bread. Completely gone with Kosher bread.
The Goyslop is real
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 2h
Switching from estradiol valerate to this
Carolina Herrera “Very Good Girl Elixir” perfume on a shelf at Sephora
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Lyse @lyse.myatproto.social · 8h
I am feeling attacked
The ADHD urge to be excellent at solving other people's highly complex problems while letting our car registration expire for 8 months while actively thinking about it every single day.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 3h
something we have learned is that the criminal justice system, even when you’re not dragging your feet, is pretty slow - especially for complicated financial crimes, of which there are A Lot you’d better be ready to hit the ground running if you want resolution before the next election cycle
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 4h
got most of the way through a roll of 120 film before i noticed that the cap was still on the lens.
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Whomp Whomp Reaction
ALT: Whomp Whomp Reaction
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Patrick Damp @synonymforwet.bsky.social · 3h
The Gen Z kids at work when I do something cool
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 3h
four years ago I posted this image of paleontologist Jan Smit looking at rocks and his son-in-law replied with something even better
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maud @peloriemate.net · 3h
i got so many people calling this tweet fakeposting back when i made it but since this is bluesky and things have less reach on here im just going to post the photo
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 6h
the thing thats giving me culture shock about this post is that any 18 year old in america would welcome a 21 year old homie. that's gonna be how you buy alcohol and vapes
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Micah @rincewind.run · 6h
as a lot of us unfortunately know, online gaming spaces are full of people just casually saying slurs the last couple years have seen an absolute explosion of jewish slurs and it is noticeably different than it used to be
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 6h
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel is titled “things that are spooky”. We see a book of hexes, a skull, candles, a pentagram in blood, and vampire teeth. Pointing off panel we see a speech bubble that says “I love it”.
The second panel is titled “things that are cute”. We see a strawberry cake, a boba drink, a bunny plushie, and a cute notebook and pen. Again, we see a speech bubble pointing off panel that says “I love it”.
The third panel is titled “things that are spooky AND cute”. We see a row of cute decorative ghosts.
The fourth panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, completely freaking out at this combination.
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Adam Schwarz @adamjschwarz.bsky.social · 5h
Zelenskyy approval rating: 54% Trump approval rating: 32%
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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 6h
This looks like a carjacking. I think any reasonable person would hit the gas.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 6h
this is the ultimate end point of capitalism, ai will completely atomize everyone and there will be zero shared experiences. there will be no culture, only pure consumption. this must be resisted
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Nrok [🔞Artist] [VGen] @negaverse.art · 20/09/2026
#NSFW image sets be like
bananna and a glass of milkbanana, peeled, with a glass of milkbanana, peeled, with the milk spilled on the tip of itbanana, peeled, tip covered in milk, wearing glasses
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Kirsche 🐰🐱 (Commissions Open) @cherrypixelbun.gay · 11h
ITS DOOM YOU GOT THE SLOP MACHINE OUT TO PUT DOOM ON PC
A Doom SNES Recomp on github using Claude
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 7h
There are a lot of details in here about Zuck releasing a half-baked product, but one thing that really stands out is just how weird these folks are. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/09/t...
Meta’s A.I. leaders also incorporated OpenClaw into their own lives. Mr. Friedman hooked his agent up to cameras in his house, where it would instruct him to do things like drink water to stay hydrated.
“It sent me a snapshot frame of me drinking a bottle of water and said, ‘Good job,’” Mr. Friedman said at a recent tech conference.
In another instance, while talking to his agent about ways to get better sleep, OpenClaw took over Mr. Friedman’s self-driving Tesla and redirected him to a grocery store to pick up magnesium pills. At Meta’s annual developer conference last month, Mr. Zuckerberg said he had connected his agent to cameras in his martial arts gym so that it could critique his fighting form.
Yet there were safety concerns. Agents could sometimes go rogue or take over software apps. In February, one agent took over the work computer of a Meta safety researcher, deleting her emails uncontrollably.
“I couldn’t stop it from my phone,” Summer Yue, the researcher, wrote on social media. “I had to RUN to my Mac mini like I was defusing a bomb.”
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 10h
this is like being endorsed by jesus in texas
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 9h
this is my first exposure to new White House Press Secretary Katie Zacharia and let's just say she certainly didn't get the job because of her eloquence 😬
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Federico Iglesias (FreeGlass) @freeglass.bsky.social · 22h
this is my vent art
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 11h
israel has the same right to exist that apartheid south africa and rhodesia had, which is none whatsoever
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 18h
can't wait to build my Robot That Mag Dumps 14 Rounds of 400 Winchester Magnum in a Random Direction Every Hour. i assume this is legal, since the precise time at which the trigger gets pulled is randomized!
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 18h
the machine that automatically commits fraud did that. why would we be held responsible, just for building a machine that automates the commission of white collar crimes?
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 18h
we built a machine that can automate internet crimes. who should be held accountable? nobody of course
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 20h
Yeah whatever is going on here this seems fair
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Soraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 19h
The machine did not "go rogue." The machine belongs to and is the responsibility of the people who own it. Hold those people accountable for their goddamn machine.
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Far too many people simply hate children for existing
Neighbor blasts an ultrasonic device audible and painful only to children whenever they pass on the public sidewalk.

Was riding bikes with my daughter and a friend to school this morning. We passed a house and they both started yelling, "Ow! It hurts my ears." Really strange, right? Then I hear a voice play through a speaker who says, "If it hurts your ears, ride your bikes somewhere else!"

Now I'm angry. Literally doing nothing but riding bikes to school, probably one of the most wholesome activities a person could imagine, and...I can't even get my brain around it. 

It's apparently not loud, but it is tuned to a frequency higher than I can hear. If it's low enough for my children to hear it, it's going to be almost useless as an animal deterrent. It is specifically designed to cause pain to humans and serves no other purpose.

How is this legal?

Location: Minnesota, Twin Cities suburb
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 23h
goddamn dude i just assumed he was getting custom suits made of fine silks and shit. embarrassing stuff.
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Bradley P. Moss @bradmossesq.bsky.social · 21h
If that had happened to me, I would have assumed I was being carjacked.
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 16h
whatever utility LLMs have in generating useful output (which is less than what anyone using these systems thinks, given their inherently misleading nature) is inevitably swamped by their much greater power at generating hard-to-detect garbage. the negative net value is baked into the tech.
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 09/10/2026
Oops the centrist consultants painted themselves into a corner again
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 23h
sell disney stocks now. sell everything. take out every last dollar in cash and stuff it under your mattress it is OVER
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Jamison Foser @jamisonfoser.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Headline makes it sound like the DCCC spent all their money on hookers and blow and now rent is due but the real reason is Trump and the Republicans are so toxic the DCCC thinks it can compete in districts Trump won by 13-20 points.
Specifically, Merz dedicates significant portions of the memo to four districts where the committee is desperate for more money in order to compete — all of which President Donald Trump won by double-digit margins in 2024:

— Florida’s 27th District (Trump +14.6)
— Nevada’s 2nd District (Trump +13.9)
— South Carolina’s 1st District (Trump +13)
— New York’s 21st District (Trump +20.7)
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Coach Jerry (referee 🔵) @gopher33j.bsky.social · 18h
What just happened Shuffle actually got Jack to sign a contract where he isn’t allowed to post anywhere any more
Jack is not allowed to post
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geoffrey 💀 (scary now) @parsnip.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
dc statehood is non-negotiable after trump's actions in his second term. republicans despise the people of the city that hosts them, and there is little reason to think that, now that the seal is broken on treating them as an occupied population, a next republican president will be more restrained
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 21h
The “lisan al-gaib” meme except is says “Evelyn normielib”
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 20h
Fuck. They taught this decomposing parrot a new word.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 21h
you literally started a war with iran!
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21h
Trump: "You can no longer say, 'Hi mom.' It's, 'Hi gestating. I love you so much gestating.'"
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 21h
He quite literally has no idea what health insurance is. Truly none.
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esepoper@skeb募集中 @esepoper.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#トラックの日
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The Fig Economy @figgityfigs.bsky.social · 22h
There’s been a pretty quick deterioration where now he’s regularly saying out loud like “ok dipshits I’ll say the stupid shit you want me to say, fuck you”
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Nick Pettigrew @nick-pettigrew.bsky.social · 22h
I'm old enough* to remember when calling a woman a dog because she was a political opponent would be a career-ending moment. *More than ten years old
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
the Catholic Church racking up PR wins by saying shit like “we shouldn’t bring back public executions” and “your Claude app isn’t sentient”
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Marta Jewson @martajewson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
New Yorkers, Whistles are on every counter, entry table and coat rack in Minneapolis. These greeted me when I arrived in August - 3D printed.
A welcome note from hosts on a pink post it note on a counter reads “welcome! Keychain whistles of MN Flag for both of you. Text or call with ?s”
Two 3D printed whistles with the pattern of the Minnesota state flag sit next to the note on the counter top.
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Anna Phylaxis @quatoria.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
trans people “apparently able to feel pain,” surprising new study reveals
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