Reposted by @beershevakid.bsky.socialfredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 04/10/2026emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick 391879319
Reposted by @beershevakid.bsky.socialAshfromEnfield @ashfromenfield.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Really pleased to get a full tank of petrol for £60.00 today... Granted it was for the lawnmower but I'm trying to keep positive…. 2217
Reposted by @beershevakid.bsky.socialGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Itsa me! Pleasea killa me! 1638252
Reposted by @beershevakid.bsky.socialOtto The Bier Dude @ottothebierdude.bsky.social · 02/10/2026 021
beershevakid.bsky.social @beershevakid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026It was Richard Osmans last day in the office today on his House Of Games. 30 minutes of very gentle quizzing. Its probably gonna be OK, but im someone who's still struggling with Magnus Magnusson leaving Mastermind. 110
beershevakid.bsky.social @beershevakid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Barely a pair of hours into the weekend I've had to tip down the sink six litres of German weißbeir. What was it Winston Shakespere said? "If you're in hell, keep going poor Yoric?" 100
Reposted by @beershevakid.bsky.socialℝ𝕖𝕓𝕖𝕝𝕓𝕝𝕦𝕖 @rebelb1ue.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If feeding a hungry kid accidentally benefits an "undeserving" kid, I am prepared to live with this devastating outcome. 1123705535
Reposted by @beershevakid.bsky.socialSteve Bullock @guitarmoog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Why do Marxists drink herbal tea? - Because all proper tea is theft. (When I was a TA I used to tell this to my political theory classes, and they didn’t laugh either.) 81245
Reposted by @beershevakid.bsky.socialjuux @juux.com · 01/10/2026Free book outside Naples airport if anyone wants it 391
Reposted by @beershevakid.bsky.socialVelour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026This is a metaphor for so many things these days that I couldn't choose 682145711
Reposted by @beershevakid.bsky.socialMykeIsNoWHere @nowimhere.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I sleep with a pillow next to me in a headlock to keep all my other pillows in check. 02315
Reposted by @beershevakid.bsky.socialDavid Eve • 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ @discokidnap.northsky.social · 28/09/2026Good morning. 47918
beershevakid.bsky.social @beershevakid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Awwww man, I ain't by any measure a "cat person" but I totally would... 000
beershevakid.bsky.social @beershevakid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Just trying Mrs. Martin's eldest beef Bourginion recipe. So far so good for the butter-loving Yorkshireman. 110
Reposted by @beershevakid.bsky.socialMax Johns (MxDEJ) @maxjohns.nz · 27/09/2026I'm no demographer nor a criminologist, but I reckon that the Herald probably has Auckland's murder rate wrong here. I reckon it's probably lower than 3.6 per person. 3321148
Reposted by @beershevakid.bsky.socialOregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Most riveting thing I've seen all week 385113243079
beershevakid.bsky.social @beershevakid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The scousers and the United fans are going to make the office lively next week. 010
Reposted by @beershevakid.bsky.socialChris Budd @stuffer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Hey BBC news, please use people’s correct titles. It’s not ‘anti-migrant activist’. It’s ’racist knobhead’. Thank you. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukDaniel Thomas pleads not guilty after dinghy slashed in ChannelDaniel Thomas is accused of criminal damage after a video appeared to show him slashing at a dinghy. 184
Reposted by @beershevakid.bsky.socialDan Douglas @dandouglas.bsky.social · 25/09/2026[sees a guy eating a sandwich] nice to meet a fellow bread head! yeah, i can’t go a day without a slice or two haha. got a pretty sick toaster setup at home, thinking about upgrading to four slots – heard good things about breville’s 2026 lineup. entry-level marg is so tasty now, 324946
beershevakid.bsky.social @beershevakid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This would never fly in modern enlightened times **record scratch** 1997??? youtube.com/watch?v=M0DE...youtube.com1997: The People Who Paint Pylons | Picture This | BBC ArchiveYouTube video by BBC Archive 000
Reposted by @beershevakid.bsky.socialBart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves. 10381532837
Reposted by @beershevakid.bsky.socialFr. Cannabranna Lammer. @drraulduke.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Is this what secondary school is now? My son gets 25 minutes for lunch, because apparently, “less free time means fewer behaviour issues.” Doors shut on you if you're three steps away at 08:15. Kids sent home for the wrong socks. I left school 21 years ago. What the actual fuck happened?static.klipy.comWentworth Prison Security FenceALT: Wentworth Prison Security Fence 231
beershevakid.bsky.social @beershevakid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I'm not entirely sure all the words on this can are actually words. 100
beershevakid.bsky.social @beershevakid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Soooooooo is everything "super" now? Sweeteners. Limbs. Grass? 000
beershevakid.bsky.social @beershevakid.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Another funeral attended of someone who didn't get to enjoy retirement for long enough, and another coming up soon for someone who didn't even get to retire. We all say it, but rarely act on it, but honestly if there's something you want to do, do it. At least have a stab at being happy! 030
Reposted by @beershevakid.bsky.socialJay Rayner @jayrayner1.bsky.social · 21/09/2026On the BBC News Katya Adler has just described Germany, where the far right AFD keep winning elections, as entering 'uncharted political territory'. Hmmm. Where Germany is concerned I think that territory is pretty well charted. 563912736
Reposted by @beershevakid.bsky.socialSteven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise. 160191333863
Reposted by @beershevakid.bsky.socialMike Batt @mikebatt.bsky.social · 19/09/2026A little conversation I had on Twitter 🙂 1231940317
Reposted by @beershevakid.bsky.socialPrem Sikka @premnsikka.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Billionaire Brexiteeer and Man United owner says he has lost confidence in the UK. Lives in Monaco to avoid UK taxes, owns several luxury properties. Demands state subsidies, including for building a Man U stadium. Why do billionaires resent people getting decent NHS, social care, public services?bbc.co.ukBillionaire Manchester United owner Sir Jim Ratcliffe says he has lost confidence in UKIneos founder Sir Jim Ratcliffe tells the BBC he thinks the country is "on the slide" and calls for more investment in the North Sea. 3582655908
Reposted by @beershevakid.bsky.socialChris Budd @stuffer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026This is how to be rich. 051
Reposted by @beershevakid.bsky.socialRoger Protz @rogerprotz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026@eastlancsrailway.bsky.social Beer Festival Today till Sunday Thanks for sharing! 1184
beershevakid.bsky.social @beershevakid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Good grief. There's so much wrong here. 001
Reposted by @beershevakid.bsky.socialGene Haunt 👻🇨🇦🇵🇸 @avin-oops.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Middle England today 151539382
beershevakid.bsky.social @beershevakid.bsky.social · 15/09/2026To paraphrase Shacklestons job advert to join him on an expedition to the south pole, the advert for this enterprise may read: "People wanted for hazardous journey. Small wages..., long months of complete darkness, constant danger, safe return doubtful. Honour and recognition in case of success." 100
beershevakid.bsky.social @beershevakid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026AI does do some mistakes. Monty Don/Jeremy Clarkson today. Nuclear reactor confinement tomorrow. 001
Reposted by @beershevakid.bsky.socialThe original beardy Bill⚓️ @beardybill1.bsky.social · 14/09/2026That would put Companies on the same basis as unions, where every penny in the political fund comes from individuals who have actively opted in. Its not unreasonable for shareholders to do the same....oh and also company donations should be subject to a secondary cap equal to corporation tax paid 001
Reposted by @beershevakid.bsky.socialThe original beardy Bill⚓️ @beardybill1.bsky.social · 14/09/2026You want to sort out political funding? Max individual donation of £100k...but only if you are registered for income tax in the UK and subject to a secondary cap equal to the amount of tax paid. For company donations, it should come out of the dividends pot, and be agreed by shareholder vote .. 121
beershevakid.bsky.social @beershevakid.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Gotta admit, he had me at Jenny Agutter....... 000
Reposted by @beershevakid.bsky.socialChris Budd @stuffer.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I REALLY hope this B&B wins this battle. Not just because we all hate bullying American global corporations, that's just obvious. But because Rocca Holly-Nambi said: “That’s not just a huge waste of money – of which we don’t have much." Anyone who speaks like that deserves to win legal arguments! 031
Reposted by @beershevakid.bsky.socialJason Scott @textfiles.com · 12/09/2026Getting out ahead of the crowd with the best Halloween tweet: 31361327
beershevakid.bsky.social @beershevakid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Lulu is playing Stirling at the moment and I've never heard her so Scottish. Like she's from the Gorbals. 221
Reposted by @beershevakid.bsky.socialJamie Smart @jamiesmart.bsky.social · 12/09/2026My first morning in the Omaze house. I didn’t sleep. I could hear crying from behind the door I’m not allowed to open.The only thing to eat is frozen prawns. I went for a wander round the 4 acre garden and found a box of VHS tapes marked ‘For the next one’. I’m sure it’s fine. I’m sure it’s all fine 18842218
Reposted by @beershevakid.bsky.socialFr. Cannabranna Lammer. @drraulduke.bsky.social · 11/09/20261066: some Frenchman called Guillaume steals a county. 2026: his red-trousered cunt of a descendant, Tarquin de Montfort-ffoulkes, Eton '09, owns 40,000 acres of it, votes Tory, and we still doff our caps like he built the place himself instead of just inheriting the theft. 011
Reposted by @beershevakid.bsky.socialWulfhelm @wulfhelm.bsky.social · 08/09/2026My life's work, a topographically accurate map of Swindon made entirely from used cat litter, has again been rejected by the Royal Society. 21604
beershevakid.bsky.social @beershevakid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Final night shift of a bonkers month to earn my rest days. I currently think its October. 011
Reposted by @beershevakid.bsky.socialIan Beestin @ianbeestin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026No idea why this was posted on my timeline. 062
Reposted by @beershevakid.bsky.socialPpallo @ppallo.bsky.social · 07/12/2023My lawyer friend's himbo boytoy, who I'm seated next to, is asking me to explain the host's "Denial is not just a river in Egypt!" joke for the third time. He is very sweet, unbelievable eyes, and I'm sure he'll be a great "aura healer", but I truly can't explain it more clearly. 0323
Reposted by @beershevakid.bsky.socialAnna Stesia @onlychyld.blacksky.app · 06/09/2026Where did they even find some of these? 761584415
