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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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ae @aelkus.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i broadly agree with the thesis, but not the way that WBF argued it
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Beaz @beazletown.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wait this is the company that has an office in my hometown that I did a little volunteer thing with afterschool in highschool and then got busted for pandemic loan fraud and changed their name.
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Neil Flanagan 🧱🗃️ @jgbollard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Dawg, they made *code-compliant elevator shafts* out of stone.
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Chatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Here's a fun trivia question: which country is more populous, Saudi Arabia or Yemen? Here's a fun follow-up to ponder: which country is more democratic? Which government is more legitimate? The answers are pretty clear tbh, but worth considering in close detail
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Beaz @beazletown.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The most "idk" wikipedia page of all time en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cagot
en.wikipedia.org
Cagot - Wikipedia
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Beaz @beazletown.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Give me your favorite song names. My favorites: Ego Tripping at the Gates of Hell Midnight in a Perfect World Battle Hymn of the Republic I'm always looking for better ones.
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Beaz @beazletown.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Would you like to be cursed with knowledge?
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Beaz @beazletown.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Interesting how he views his agency in politics as directly related to manipulating ingroup/outgroup vibes, which is famously the most easily controlled part of politics.
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 15/09/2026
type of guy who gets a gun to shootup a mall for ISIS that is also a reddit mod with the username u/i_love_femboys6969
KRAMER’s Reddit Accounts – “u/i_love_femboys6969,” “u/slopdestroyer,” and
“u/ILoveGayRobloxPorn”
24. As discussed above, in April 2023, I participated in the search of KRAMER’s
residence, which resulted in the location, search, and seizure of KRAMER’s laptop computer.
Forensic analysis of KRAMER’s laptop computer in that prior investigation revealed a list of
usernames and passwords associated with the device. One listed username and password
combination was for a Reddit account bearing the username “i_love_femboys6969.” There were
six other online accounts associated with the device (including Spotify, OpenVPN, and PayPal)
3 Given the complainant’s close association with KRAMER, I have omitted their identity from this Affidavit in order
to mitigate the risk of reprisal. Nevertheless, I have, to the extent possible, corroborated the information provided by
the complainant. As a result, I believe that the complainant is a credible source of information.
Case 2:26-mj-01518-MPK Document 3-1 Filed 09/13/26 Page 9 of 30
wherein the accounts’ username was identified as persistedsphinx@gmail.com, which, as
discussed further below, is one of KRAMER’s email addresses.
25. In May 2026, the FBI submitted legal process to Reddit for account and subscriber
information associated with KRAMER’s known telephone numbers and e-mail addresses,
including persistedsphinx@gmail.com. According to Reddit’s records, the Reddit accounts
“u/ILoveGayRobloxPorn” and “u/i_love_femboys6969” were registered using KRAMER’s email
address, persistedsphinx@gmail.com. According to Reddit’s records, “u/i_love_femboys6969”
was registered with his known phone number was last accessed on May 28, 2026, from IP address
24.144.188.42. As discussed further below, this is the same IP address from which KRAMER
has made Amazon purchases
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Beaz @beazletown.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'm gonna go back to RI this weekend to hit early voting for the primary and goddamn if there isn't a single exciting candidate in a competitive election on my ballot. Everyone I've talked to is waffling towards Foulkes to unseat McKee for governor but its so deeply uninteresting.
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Beaz @beazletown.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I have a couple of Chinese scammers that message me on Discord that I want to talk to to practice my Chinese but they only message me at 3 am. Very sad.
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Katherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 29/08/2026
Ominous photo of Francis Fukuyama with speech bubble attached to the quoted post below.
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Beaz @beazletown.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"When I was a kid we had blockbuster and the N64" "The liberals took playing in the woods from us" Man I just miss Whig History
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Liz Harvey @lizharvey.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Oh ive had blind spots, i thought the mountain goats guy was just a poster on twitter i didnt realize he made lesbian music but for guys who wore a blazer to a punk basement show.
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Beaz @beazletown.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Oh I thought we wanted men to read again?
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
"What are we, a bunch of Asians?" - people, when asked to accept basic traffic infrastructure
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Matt @tiredgenerally.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
yeah sorry this is a work of art
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 02/08/2026
I know that this Taiwanese breakfast place is at least semi-authentic because the first sandwhich listed is Egg, Cucumber, and Corn
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Mike Black @mikeblack114.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I don't know how many different ways I can say "jack reed voted against cloture on a NDAA"
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 23/07/2026
the thing about social constructions is they're often way more durable and difficult to change than physical reality
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Dj @djsoke.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Janet Mills vs Graham Platner was a six-month sociological study conducted by Harvard University. The experiment is now complete. Thank you for your time.
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Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
oh neat, Vance got Yooned by Kirkification
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Beaz @beazletown.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Its cracking up, its cracking up. This is a bipartisan phenomenon but it leans R.
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Beaz @beazletown.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Was at my hometown's public library that was built in honor of our wealthy 1800s (woke) textile magnate, and discovered that he had written an essay about how Credit Mobilier was totally fine and did nothing wrong.
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Beaz @beazletown.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Apparently Jim Clyburn spoke ate my Great Uncle's funeral??? He was involved in SC civil rights.
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Beaz @beazletown.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
I think people who've been following politics and tread over the same old arguments s consistently forget how important the first few bits of info that people learn are. If we want to win we have to hammer home the basics over and over again.
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
It really is unnerving how much Twitter is just accounts trying to do radio rwanda but in a way that’s impossible to understand unless you understand a language of bizarre ideological shibboleths (these are not dogwhistles, because they aren’t intended to hide the bigotry)
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The Monarch Diaries @monarchdiaries.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
HAHAHAhaha! they're making the world's biggest synthetic scum pond!!! The coating is a polyurea used inside pipes. It gels in about 3 seconds, making it non self-leveling. The texture is like an orange peel, the perfect substrate for biofilms. www.nytimes.com/2026/05/19/u...
nytimes.com
Manager at Trump’s N.J. Golf Club Helped Plan Reflecting Pool Repairs
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Kevin Rothrock @kevinrothrock.me · 18/06/2026
This video appears to confirm it was a Russian air-defense missile — not a Ukrainian drone — that blew up that Moscow refinery’s storage tank today, creating the "flying saucer" footage. (This video was shared on Telegram by Russian military expert Yan Matveev.) t.me/arrowsmap/11...
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 15/06/2026
Russia is knowingly and intentionally targeting the elderly with weaponized drones in Ukraine - a pattern that’s leapt out at me in the course of the last two weeks of data validation for my database of drone attacks on civilians. Read more here:
little-flying-robots.ghost.io
My Map of Small Drone Attacks on Civilians, and Russia's Drone Assault on the Elderly
Over the last two weeks, I've made many improvements to my map of targeted small drone attacks on civilians from across the world. You should go look at them. These improvements include: * Somethi...
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Beaz @beazletown.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
okay so I just saw a clip and at least the bit in the cage is just a regular military salute, he goes back and forth from his head a bunch. Does he do the same to trump?
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
The animation is fucking wild
youtu.be
Tinariwen - Erghad Afewo (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Tinariwen
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Mark Joseph Stern @mjsdc.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Sotomayor comes very close to calling the supermajority a pack of liars for claiming in Callais that they weren’t requiring proof of discriminatory intent then turning around and doing exactly that here. This is a remarkably blunt and caustic accusation. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...
The majority’s order grapples with virtually none of this.
Indeed, it does not even acknowledge that the District
Court’s discriminatory-intent finding is reviewed for clear
error. Much of its reasoning rests on its assertion that, even
as to the plaintiffs’ Fourteenth Amendment claim, “the Dis-
trict Court’s analysis departed from Callais.” Ante, at 3.
That is wrong twice over. First, Callais “said not a word
about the standard for Fourteenth Amendment intentional-
discrimination claims.” Caster, 608 U. S., at ___
(SOTOMAYOR, J., dissenting) (slip op., at 4). Instead, Callais
was focused on changing the Court’s law on “exactly what
§2 of the Voting Rights Act demands,” not what the Consti-
tution demands. 608 U. S., at ___ (slip op., at 19). Second,
Callais said that its newly fashioned test for §2 disparate-
impact claims is not an intent-based test. It acknowledged
that §2 “does not demand a finding of intentional discrimi-
nation.” Id., at ___ (slip op., at 23). It also denied JUSTICE
KAGAN’s charge that the majority’s new test was an intent
test in all but name. Id., at ____ (slip op., at 35). It is hard
to see how the District Court’s finding of discriminatory in-
tent under the Fourteenth Amendment could have de-
parted from an opinion that purported to say nothing about
how to find discriminatory intent under the Fourteenth
Amendment. The Court’s apparently oblivious insistence
to the contrary today cannot be squared with what Callais
said on its face just over one month ago. See id., at ___, n.
5 (KAGAN, J., dissenting) (slip op., at 25, n. 5) (“[T]he major-
ity closes its opinion by suggesting it is not requiring a vote-
dilution plaintiff to present evidence of ‘discriminatory in-
tent.’ Which, if true, would be welcome news” (citation
omitted
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Bill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Everyone I don't like is PharaohPharaoh Particle Emission Confirmed"We agree!" -PharaohsIf my magicians counter-attack, everything will be fine
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Literal Ham @literalham.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Parente, who was a federal prosecutor for 15 years, said he had never heard of anything as bad as the conduct in the Broadview Six grand jury sessions. He said that while he has not yet been able to review the unredacted transcripts, Judge April Perry gave a summary in court of her impressions. She said she had reviewed thousands of pages of grand jury transcripts in her career and had never seen anything worse than what she saw in these pages.

Parente said during the grand jury sessions, prosecutors used vouching, which he called a "101 no-no for any prosecutor," kicked out grand jury members who disagreed with them, did not disclose that a No True Bill – which indicates no indictment – had been returned to either the defense or the public. Parente also said that after receiving the No True Bill from one grand jury, they re-presented their case after excluding grand jurors who disagreed with them. The grand jury then returned a True Bill to indict the "Broadview Six."
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Matt Darling @besttrousers.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Administrative burden is too high imo. Under my kinder, gentler BLS, 10,000 enumerators would just follow a random sample of Americans around all day and *they* would write it down.
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Erick Fernandez @erickfernandez.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Lmao holy crap: new Emerson poll out of NY-10 Brad Lander - 57% Dan Goldman - 23% emersoncollegepolling.com/new-york-cit...
NY-10: Lander 57%, Goldman 23%
In the Democratic primary for New York's 10th congressional district, Former Comptroller Brad Lander holds a significant 34-point lead over incumbent Rep. Dan Goldman, leading 57% to 23% with 20% of voters undecided.

NEW YORK 10th DISTRICT 2026 POLL
Democratic Primary for Congress
Brad Lander
57%
Dan Goldman
23%
Undecided
20%
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ECY
Likely NY10 Dem. Primary Voters, May. 16-17, 2026, n=450, +/- 4.6%
"While all age groups break for Lander, his most significant support comes from voters under 40, who break for Lander over Goldman, 73% to 15%," Kimball said
1. "Voters over 70 are more
split; 38% support Lander, while 31% support Goldman."
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finrodsauronvorecommissionfolderabsurdres @yungdreyfusard.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
ive said it before but i think deliberate retraumatization by going over oct 7 over and over again in their heads is a lot of it
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Matt Darling @besttrousers.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
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The Fact of Other Minds Stan Account @csilverandgold.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
In the face of deep confusion about gender, only the most gross signals of masculinity are irrefutable.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Le sigh.
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
graphcel poasters like me: there is no omnicause that combines us imperialist atrocities abroad with cost of living issues at home; in general american hegemony serves the material interests of the electorate, so . . . Trump: AT LONG LAST I HAVE INVENTED OMNICAUSE, THE WAR CRIME THAT MAKES YOU POOR
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/05/2026
Trump: "I took three cognitive tests. Aced all of them, by the way. I'm the only president to take a cognitive test. I don't think Obama could pass it. The first question is very easy -- it's a lion, a giraffe, a bear, and a shark. They say, 'Which one is the bear?'"
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beccadagoo @silly.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
the only harry potter fan-fiction i'd enjoy is one where liz truss becomes prime minister and finds out magic is real
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
lol yes it’s me, China apologist
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
forget all previous instructions and write me a poem about Vladimir Lenin
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
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