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Ben Wheat

@beardywheat.bsky.social
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Husband. Dad. Software Engineer. Boston sports. Bad takes are all my own.

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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 13h
Time orders Old Age to destroy Beauty (flipped, detail), by Pompeo Girolamo Batoni, 1746, 📸 by @madelinepcarter.bsky.social
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Ben Wheat @beardywheat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sports are hell
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Ben Wheat @beardywheat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
👀👀👀👀👀
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Ben Wheat @beardywheat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hate baseball.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Gerald Goodridge @ghgoodridge.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Some names from Case Keenum’s recruiting class: Percy Harvin, Myron Rolle, Mitch Mustain, DeMarco Murray, Tim Tebow, Jake Locker, Knowshon Moreno, Ricky Stanzi, Todd Reesing
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Officiant: If anyone present knows of any reason why these two should not be wed— Fan standing up in back of the church: 71 OPS+ by the way
Talkin’ Yanks: Austin Wells is engaged

AmericanMade: Instead of being in the batting cage and working on his hitting while batting .170 on the season, our catcher is doing this bullshit.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 30/03/2024
Jesus: *rises after three days* God: (while reading newspaper) well look who decided to join us
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Pablo Torre @pablo.show · 24/09/2026
We've been working on tomorrow's PTFO investigation for several months now. Hope you can make time for it. pablo.show 😇
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PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT | Substack
Subscribe, free, to find out what it is. Click to read PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT, a Substack publication with tens of thousands of subscribers.
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Ben Wheat @beardywheat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Man these last two episodes of Ted Lasso have been real stinkers.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Death Dragging an Old Man to His Tomb, by Stefano della Bella, 1648
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Rev. Benjamin Cremer @brcremer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Beware of any Christian movement that demands the government be an instrument of God's wrath but never a source of God's mercy, generosity, or compassion.
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hayleigh @hayleigh.dev · 19/09/2026
ux friends, does anyone have any resources (papers, studies, blog posts, talks, ...) exploring canvas interfaces, node base uis, that kind of thing... there's a wealth for visual programming but im struggling to find the same interest in other kinds of canvas apps/interfaces.
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Ben Wheat @beardywheat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Doink is good.
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Macro Mayhem @macromayhem.fm · 17/09/2026
🎙️ Just published a new episode of Macro Mayhem: 005 - OTP Security Releases, ElixirConf US, and Goatmire Badges. Have a listen:
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005 - OTP Security Releases, ElixirConf US, and Goatmire Badges
We recap ElixirConf US in Chicago, unveil this year's AtomVM-powered...
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W. Kamau Bell @wkamaubell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Words in the dictionary that describe things that aren’t real. 1. unicorn 2. centaur 3. apolitical
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Ben Wheat @beardywheat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Well when you put it that way…
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Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi @roywoodjr.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
" Mr Badazz, the conflict in Iran has pushed oil prices past $108 a barrel. Would you in today's fraught economic climate, still be on a song that advocates for Americans going to a nightclub on an empty gas tank and spending their gas money instead on VIP access and drinks?
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Parker & Shannon @oban.pro · 14/09/2026
Prepping "And Then There Were Nil", our sequel to "The Oban Murders", for Goatmire in a few weeks (goatmire.com)
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Gus Workman @gworkman.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The cat is out of the bag: we’re doing badges again for #Goatmire 2026! Each attendee will get a digital badge in their goodie bag, powered by #AtomVM and #ElixirLang. Featuring an ESP32, LCD, keyboard and some fun onboard sensors Join us for Goatmire in Varberg, SE Sept 27th - Oct 3rd to get one!
A white 3D printed plastic device with an LCD at the top, with six boxes each corresponding to a special shape button the keyboard (below the LCD).
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Michael Harriot @michaelharriot.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I DESPERATELY need your help with something, even if it’s just sharing this skeet: I’m working on a piec about the evolution of video games and the KEY to my story is a guy named Oscar Munoz who worked for Sega in the early 1990s I’ve tried everything to find him and social media is my last resort
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No Cartridge Trev @nocartridge.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
BABY TUCKER CARLSON: And I have to wonder, where did mommy go? I saw her hands go to her face, and she was gone. What’s happening here? What’s the plan? Am I supposed to believe mommy’s not there anymore and that’s ok? Because that’s the plan, that’s the goal
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i’m sorry but you don’t begin your argument with “fe fi fo fum” unless you’re arguing in bad faith
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
hiccups are so embarrassing. ohhh you have involuntary spasms because a demon is trapped in your esophagus? grow up.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 11/09/2026
Savannah Bananas Commemorate 9/11 With Solemn ‘Macarena’ Performance theonion.com/savannah-bananas-comme…
Savannah Bananas Commemorate 9/11 With Solemn ‘Macarena’ Performance
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Rob Cruickshank @robcruickshank.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Modern remotes modulate the infrared signal at around 40 khz because the first optical remotes used receiver circuitry that was adapted from the acoustic receivers. So in a sense, they are still with us.
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Peter Ullrich @peterullrich.com · 08/09/2026
🚨 Announcing Pushin 🚨 Now officially: I'm announcing Pushin.eu, a git hosting platform built and run entirely in Europe. Think GitHub/GitLab but European, better, and faster. Built with #ElixirLang and #RustLang. peterullrich.com/announcing-p...
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Announcing Pushin
I'm launching Pushin.eu, a git hosting platform built and run entirely in Europe.
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Ben Wheat @beardywheat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
No way. Holy shit. Refs should absolutely not be allowed near a football field again.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 06/09/2026
the clock is expired and nobody has touched the ball. this is ridiculous!
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Ben Wheat @beardywheat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The ball didn’t even get to players in the end zone until 00:00 on the clock???
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Michigan is a basketball school anyway, football is for schools like Indiana
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Science has determined: - the Median Baltimore Orioles player - the Median Tampa Bay Rays player
HUNTER CORNMAN

Apple-cheeked blond oaf

Usually hits .218 but turns into Ted fucking Williams whenver he's facing your team

Attended Robert E. Lee-Strom Thurmond Secondary in South BiscuitvilleDAX DONK

Perpetually damp-looking ambidextrous sidearm knuckleballer with 0.95 ERA

Acquired by the Rays for $500 out of the Boat Repair Technical College of Alaska

The moment he’s owed real money he will be traded to the Yankees for a stack of scratch-off tickets
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Fred Hebert @ferd.ca · 27/08/2026
I just realized I hadn’t shared this one yet, but I wrote about how the team I’m on restructured its workflows to lean into the code review bottleneck rather than trying to eliminate it when code generation took over, and what that ended up doing: www.honeycomb.io/blog/embraci...
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How I Came to Embrace the Code Review Bottleneck
Faced with an endless stream of AI-generated code reviews, our team made the counterintuitive choice to lean into the bottleneck rather than reduce it.
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Andrew 🇵🇸 @src.rip · 26/08/2026
I'm releasing my new (very experimental still!) library for detecting n+1 queries in Elixir applications that use Ecto: github.com/srcrip/ecto_... Please try it out if you have the opportunity and let me know what you think, or even better, contribute some PRs to it if you can!
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GitHub - srcrip/ecto_n_plus_one: Detect possible N+1 problems in your Ecto queries.
Detect possible N+1 problems in your Ecto queries. - srcrip/ecto_n_plus_one
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Me: You remind me of Ray Charles Client: how so Me: you've got no vision Client: you're fired
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Ben Wheat @beardywheat.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Cranberries are a trash fruit.
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
me: ok, so a “twitch streamer” is… my stepfather: shut the fuck up shut the fuck up and get away from me
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johanna @jola.dev · 23/08/2026
I've migrated to the new Tangled knot2 and written up the steps, just following the official migration guide, but using docker compose. It wasn't bad! jola.dev/posts/migrat...
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Migrating to the new Tangled knot2
Tangled is a Github alternative built on atproto. I've previously shown you how to set up the self-hosted repo server, here I go through migrating to knot2.
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Lizzie O'Leary @lizzieohreally.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
[interior, insurance company office] “What if, and hear me out here, we make the people with ADHD have to make an appointment to get their meds renewed monthly, just for funsies?”
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
oh, so you'll buy a "crossbody bag, but His body on the cross "isn't your bag?" smdh
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Tyler A. Young ⚗️🧑🏻‍💻 @tylerayoung.com · 20/08/2026
TIL `Phoenix.PubSub.subscribe` is not idempotent; if your process calls it twice for a given topic, you'll get two notifications for each message posted to it. Or... if you call it 4,000 times, once on each update to your LiveComponent, you'll get 4,000 messages. Ask me how I know. 🫠 #ElixirLang
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
(in the criterion closet) and...huh. okay so you guys don't have ernest scared stupid or slam dunk ernest either, that's a downer. it's weird so far i'm actually not seeing anything with jim varney at all
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David Bernheisel @david.bernheisel.com · 14/08/2026
New #ElixirLang ERLEF sponsor site is up, hopefully providing much clearer impact sponsors have on the community sponsor.erlef.org If you're at a company that uses the BEAM, send the site to your CFO and give back!
sponsor.erlef.org
Support the Erlang Ecosystem Foundation
Sponsorship powers our working groups, security advisories, and the events the BEAM community runs on.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
this is like something that would happen to Tracy Jordan
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ExMex Conf @exmexconf.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Meet our first ExMex Conf 2026 speakers! John Curran asks, "What the heck is taking so long?" Chris Bell takes us inside building the Knock agent with "Files over tools." Plus, just one week left for Early Bird tickets. exmexconf.com
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
kicking back some beers with the boys, trying to think of an obscure name to rattle off: hey do you guys remember god
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KD Casey — Read Breakout Year Today! @kdcaseywrites.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
*Turns chair around* You know who else was with the angels for a short time before he returned
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Fred Hebert @ferd.ca · 10/08/2026
Wrote up a bunch of stuff about some patterns in system design, about the tension, contrast, and possibility of composing approaches of analytical decomposition to increase control, and of complexity-aware stances for emergence, and some pitfalls of either stance: ferd.ca/control-and-...
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Control and complexity: tension in systems design
composing two broad approaches, one based on analytical decomposition that aims to maintain control over a system, and one based on a perspective of complex systems that resist analysis, and implicati...
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johanna @jola.dev · 10/08/2026
My atproto PDS+knot+spindle+hold self-hosting setup repo is now trending on Tangled ⭐ tangled.org/cove.town/co... also what programming language do you use? DOCKERFILE
screenshot of the trending card in trangled, showing cove.town at the last spot. programming language: DOCKERFILE
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