iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 8h

Overheard train chat between two tough-looking youths: Youth one: “I got déjà vu, man. I saw this dog and felt like I’d seen it before.” Youth two: “That’s not déjà vu. You just saw a dog twice.”

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The Spookysexual Gooner @poobisok.bsky.social · 12h

a "wow cool robot" meme edit but instead of a gundam it's a panel from the new swanboy. The dude looking is saying "wow!! hot woman that murders people" and the arrow going over his head says "the restaurant industry is vile and
breaks a person down into an
unquestioning obeying machine,
not unlike the military industrial
complex."

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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

i found an archived version of the website on the top right and holyy i hit gold

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 1h

never gets old when they cloak bigotry in the armor of noble speaking truth to the powerful elites who are in this case *checks notes* a minority of a minority who are being dehumanzied on all sides and forced from public life

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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 3h

What's even more remarkable is that the other famous "one guy who created an alphabet" was Cyril the Philosopher, famous for designing the Cyrill— psych, no, he designed the Glagolitic script and it was shit and died out almost immediately Cyrillic was just named after him as a consolation prize.

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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 7h

this is the funniest fucking shit i've ever seen in my life

Second Image from quote skeet. Looks like a discord screenshot? idk. I will include alt text for the other two inages in a reply.

Transcript:

Reggie B.

3:39 AM

I'm seriously considering taking legal action against Pokemon. It's disgusting that they didn't share exact print numbers, pull rates, and how big the supply truly is. They overhyped the set, making us secondary distributors the victims of their marketing. Honestly, this could be a RICO violation if we find that they purposefully did this to take money out of our pockets. No one has supported Pokemon more in the past than us, helping distribute the product at fair market value instead of underpriced MSRP. Reached out to a few attorneys already, if you want to get in just DM me. 30th Anniversary? This was the last straw.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 5h

elon musk has more empathy for lines of code than a majority of humanity

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Hijibbles @hijibbles.bsky.social · 11h

Public defender my ass

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Rocky @baileyx.bsky.social · 12h

Don't you love when people give your boyfriend positive reinforcement 👏👏

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📉𝙇𝙤𝙬-𝙋𝙤𝙡𝙮 📈𝙃𝙞𝙜𝙝-𝙍𝙚𝙨 @lowpolyhighres.bsky.social · 13h

Star Wars: Masters of Teräs Käsi (PS1) (1997) 2/2

Chewbacca doing a 90 degree kick, literally exploding a Stormtrooper Scout's arm off in a red flashy blast, bringing the Imperial army to a new low.

Arden Lyn, the supposed master of Teräs Käsi with her robotic right arm, flying up in the air inside the round Carbonite Freezing Chamber with the yellow lights and moody blue haze as Princess Leia! (with an exclamation mark) dressed in her skimpy dancing girl slave costume, waving her double-edged lightsaber upwards.

A fight occurs inside the Death Star II with all the tubes and little lights as Arden Lyn, a black haired babe in a corset and black pants waves her robotic arm and slaps Boba Fett in the ankle, making it flash red and defeating the bounty hunter in an embarrassingly easy way.

A closeup of Darth Vader as he's standing on a platform on Endor, the satellite dish blinking in the distance under the giant half-finished Death Star II, holding one hand on his hip and lightsaber in the other, tilting his head a little to the side and looking at the camera like "yeah, that's right, I stabbed Boba Fett in the dick".

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📉𝙇𝙤𝙬-𝙋𝙤𝙡𝙮 📈𝙃𝙞𝙜𝙝-𝙍𝙚𝙨 @lowpolyhighres.bsky.social · 13h

Star Wars: Masters of Teräs Käsi (PS1) (1997) 1/2

In an uncharacteristic anime move on account of the Emperor, he introduces Arden Lyn, the master of the martial art of Teräs Käsi in a plan to fight the Rebel leaders to eliminate them once and for all in mortal kombat.

However, this scene in the misty swamps of Dagobah is just a lovers quarrel between Princess Leia wearing a brown outfit with boots and gloves, wielding a double sided yellow lightsaber, a couple of years before The Phantom Menace, as she's about to deflect Han Solo's blaster fire because he shot first.

Chewbacca punches Luke Skywalker in the groin so hard, a yellow flash pops from his cockles as Luke flinches backwards in an almost 90 degree swing, embarrassing himself in front of pretty much the entirety of Cloud City.

Thok the green pig-like Gamorrean warrior, raised on Pzob with his brother Gorc, the siblings famous for being able to burp a fireball after drinking Gamorrean hooch (hey don't ask me, it's all cannon), pulling out his axe to defend himself just as Hoar, real name KkH'Oar'Rrhr (he was teased a lot as a child), a force-sensitive Tusken Raider, deciding to instead flail his rifle around like a polearm.

The misty night time on the forest moon of Endor, Boba Fett is lying on the metallic platform just as Darth Vader does a crouching dick stab with his red lightsaber right in Fett's bobas.

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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

What’s funny about this is that this is a bit most of us would do in a baby voice as a joke but he means it. They really want this

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

“Opening with an invocation means allowing viewpoints that may not reflect our own and responding to someone’s invocation is a slippery slope to putting a financial liability on the taxpayers and allowing others to object or respond” At least one councilor saw this coming a mile away

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cara giaimo @cjgiaimo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

i was fortunate enough to profile Margaret Hamilton in 2019. A really kind and curious person. This was my favorite story she told me:

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Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

PHANTOM: thank god here's an opera house I can hide in and never be discovered CHRISTINE: (throws open the doors to the main stage) someone show me a MONSTER i can FUCK

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Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

alright its time for another one page rpg, so here is Gay Hockey Dragon Sex Coffee Shop Romantic Sportsball Cozy Dark Fantasy which I feel covers all my bases pretty neatly

a one page rpg as indicated above. it's an absolute wall of text, and I feel terrible and extremely guilty but I honestly don't think there's any way to translate it into this box.

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gg @ggold328.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

i will help yakko, wakko, and dot in any way i can to get their vengeance

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Oliver Darkshire @deathbybadger.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

I will prep for D&D night like i sure hope my players enjoy this subtle, intrigue filled drow opera adventure it took me 6 hours to write, and then the paladin will dive on stage (naked, somehow) due to an admirable but ill timed case of acute lesbianism and i crumple up my notes

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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

if my kid ever said 'dad i want this thing because ted cruz said so' I'd destroy every tv and tablet and phone in my house and move the family to a cave in western Pennsylvania

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The Other End @theotherend.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

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Arienne Childrey @ari4ohio.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Today, I resigned as Vice Chair of the ODP Pride Caucus. The state party expects us to be a sales team, censoring our voices when we beg candidates not to trade on trans lives. I am still a Democrat, but I will not value party approval over true, defiant advocacy. Full text below. 👇

Part 1 of an open letter of resignation by Arienne Childrey, stepping down as Vice Chair and member of the Ohio Democratic Party (ODP) Pride Caucus. She states that party leadership treats the caucus as a recruitment and sales team rather than a representative body. She cites an incident where the ODP censored and denied permission for the caucus to post a letter by two trans leaders addressing harmful comments made by Democratic gubernatorial candidate Amy Acton. The State Party Chair reportedly called the letter an "unwelcome distraction," which Childrey notes demonstrates how little party leadership values the voices and dignity of LGBTQ+ Democrats.

Since that decision, every Caucus plan, every potential post, and every path forward has been filtered through a lens of strict compliance and ODP approval. That may very well be the party's rule, but following those rules right now is a dereliction of our duty to the LGBTQ+ community.

For me, any rule that silences advocacy for the trans community during this time is an unjust rule, and I see no obligation to follow it. In alignment with the words of Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. in his Letter from Birmingham Jail:

“One has not only a legal but a moral responsibility to obey just laws. Conversely, one has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws.”

We are living in incredibly dangerous times for the trans community. We are in an era where the GOP has so thoroughly weaponized trans lives that even some formerly self-professing allies within our own party have fallen prey to the rhetoric. Looking at the national trend towards Democratic anti-trans triangulation, as well as our own internal conversations, it is clear to me that this shift is much more than a simple coincidence.

We have to speak up—loudly, strongly, and unapologetically—or I fear what our 2028 choices may look like. The ODP would like everyone to believe they are a "big tent" party. However, their successful efforts to silence even the Pride Caucus—even in cases where we are simply begging our candidates not to trade on our lives for perceived electoral advantage—has proven otherwise. The tent hasn't gotten any bigger; it has simply shifted, leaving many trans individuals, progressives, and allies out in the rain.

I will continue to advocate, organize, and fight for our community with everything I have. But I can no longer compromise my own moral principles by remaining part of a caucus that appears more interested in party approval than in true, defiant advocacy.

Sincerely,
Arienne Childrey

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onion person @junlper.beer · 06/10/2026

one of the deepest sicknesses in the world are the people who feel personally attacked over other people getting the same rights as them

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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

We gave helium to a parrot to hear if it talked funny but it just squawked 'what the fuck?!' as it floated to the ceiling.

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Tom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

My note from my notebook which says "All pheasants run like they're frantically saying 'Shit-shit-shit!' to themselves."

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Nikki McCann Ramírez @nikkimcr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Trump straight up doxxed Senator Tom Cotton this morning

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BADROBBIE! 🔞 @badrobbiestudio.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Taking puddy to the theaters 🍿😤💪💦 Done for @cjpepper.bsky.social

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

FRODO: They're called "chastity cages". SAM: That sounds good and well for your little peeper frog, but I don't see how one could handle my own bull toad. GOLLUM: We won't wear it! SAM: YOU'LL SLITHER YOUR STINKY LITTLE EEL IN THERE OR I'LL SLICE IT FROM YOU FOR MY MORNING SAUSAGE. GOLLUM: AAAAAAAAA

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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

some orca jock dude with a big fat dick: wait. explain riichi to me again blatantly bottom rabbit who just desperately wants to live out their elaborate fantasy: godddDDDDDD

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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

one of those 'lost a bet bro so now we gotta have gay sex' porns but the game being bet on is mahjong and they never actually get to the sex because it's taking forever to learn/nobody can retain the rules or hands

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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

An honest exchange about outfits between husband and wife (@demilardner.bsky.social) Listen to BigSoftTitty.png 🤳

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Lupo! ➡️ Furpoc!!! @lupopossum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

In honor of rabbit Day, here's a few of my favorite buns :)

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ellie @slipstreamtease.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

it’s always a good idea to pee before you put on the final bits of your armour 💦 i have lots of plans for these guys, i hope you all like em :D

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Tabaqi 🐾 @tabernak.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fat bear "week"? tbh I think they should get more time than that

"Did you know? This big boy eats my weight in salmon every DAY" exclaims a gay little ringtail about a big gay grizzly bear

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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

can't stop eating grilled cheeses

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StaceyActually @socialistchi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I go garbanzo on that bean till that chickpeas

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Tansy, barking quietly @offbeatbarking.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

“and next i’m going to focus on-“ buddy you know you are not you big fool of a faggot (me talking to me)

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🅱️ucket of 🅱️ear Ⓜ️ilk @fanofthefurr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Mr.Hobo Secret stall 🐶💦💦 Timelaps n HD in p-site!

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Endless Mike @squirrelsquirrel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

It is right and just to constantly talk about how much things were *supposed* to cost if AI shitheads weren't constantly making everything worse

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Big Fat Ugly Bug-Faced Baby-Eating O'Brien @bunnysaurusrex.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Man, the Phantom of the Opera really is a fedora-wearing, basement-dwelling incel whose hobbies are sending threats to the people who make his favorite show, and writing horny self-insert fanfic. (Affectionate) (I think)

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beardedsean.bsky.social @beardedsean.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My bf when he sees my cock and/or balls but I’m tired:

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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

it literally could not be easier to run against an opponent who is fixated on a microscopic minority that isn’t actually harming anyone! focusing on imaginary threats posed by trans people instead of the world burning down around us is bad politics! point that out! loudly!

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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

"This election is about the threat of trans kids" is the worst possible messaging for Dems yet so many candidates are leaning into it. No voter will flip R->D over it. Low-info voters read this as "you're focused on bullshit that doesn't affect me" while the base reads this as "you're an asshole."

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5uki5en5or @5uki5en5or.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

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