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@beardedsean.bsky.social
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33, Leftist, a service dom, but also a big dweeb

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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
some orca jock dude with a big fat dick: wait. explain riichi to me again blatantly bottom rabbit who just desperately wants to live out their elaborate fantasy: godddDDDDDD
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
one of those 'lost a bet bro so now we gotta have gay sex' porns but the game being bet on is mahjong and they never actually get to the sex because it's taking forever to learn/nobody can retain the rules or hands
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
@longwall26
Confident in my ability to properly tennis, I take the court. I smile at my opponent. Serena does not return the gesture. She'd be prettier if she did, I think. She serves. The ball passes cleanly through my skull, killing me instantly

@YouGov
One in eight men (12%) say they could win a point in a game of tennis against 23 time grand slam winner Serena Williams
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
An honest exchange about outfits between husband and wife (@demilardner.bsky.social) Listen to BigSoftTitty.png 🤳
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Lupo! ➡️ Furpoc!!! @lupopossum.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
In honor of rabbit Day, here's a few of my favorite buns :)
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ellie @slipstreamtease.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it’s always a good idea to pee before you put on the final bits of your armour 💦 i have lots of plans for these guys, i hope you all like em :D
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Tabaqi 🐾 @tabernak.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fat bear "week"? tbh I think they should get more time than that
"Did you know?  This big boy eats my weight in salmon every DAY" exclaims a gay little ringtail about a big gay grizzly bear
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m @cowboyadjacent.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
can't stop eating grilled cheeses
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☝️StaceyActually☝️ @socialistchi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I go garbanzo on that bean till that chickpeas
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Tansy, barking quietly @offbeatbarking.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
“and next i’m going to focus on-“ buddy you know you are not you big fool of a faggot (me talking to me)
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🅱️ucket of 🅱️ear Ⓜ️ilk @fanofthefurr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Mr.Hobo Secret stall 🐶💦💦 Timelaps n HD in p-site!
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Endless Mike @squirrelsquirrel.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It is right and just to constantly talk about how much things were *supposed* to cost if AI shitheads weren't constantly making everything worse
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Big Fat Ugly Bug-Faced Baby-Eating O'Brien @bunnysaurusrex.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Man, the Phantom of the Opera really is a fedora-wearing, basement-dwelling incel whose hobbies are sending threats to the people who make his favorite show, and writing horny self-insert fanfic. (Affectionate) (I think)
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beardedsean.bsky.social @beardedsean.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My bf when he sees my cock and/or balls but I’m tired:
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
it literally could not be easier to run against an opponent who is fixated on a microscopic minority that isn’t actually harming anyone! focusing on imaginary threats posed by trans people instead of the world burning down around us is bad politics! point that out! loudly!
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"This election is about the threat of trans kids" is the worst possible messaging for Dems yet so many candidates are leaning into it. No voter will flip R->D over it. Low-info voters read this as "you're focused on bullshit that doesn't affect me" while the base reads this as "you're an asshole."
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5uki5en5or @5uki5en5or.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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🔞ABR @abigrock.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
no im trying to take your temperature man quit squirming around
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🔞Horntfrog 🔞 @horntfrog.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Self-indulgent messy sketch thing I scribbled out in a hurry, Rob I think it might be in your best interest to give this guy a listen!
Rough sketch of some kind of dog or rabbit man named Rob who's distracted watching a movie as his friend's dick throbs in his mouth-wrapped up watching the movie he doesn't hear his friend warning him he's about to cum
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songbird @noctsilk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I love warmth when it's blanket warmth while it's cold outside and not warmth when it's hot and humid big difference
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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I want the name of every consultant who convinces a Democrat to run an ad ceding ground to trans hatred, and I want them blacklisted by the party and noted so I can never give a cent to anyone who hires them ever again.
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rosyeyes.bsky.social @rosyeyes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
MAN PONY PLAY!!!!!!!! ARF ARF ARF ARF
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Katie Phang @katiephang.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Allegations against Lauren Boebert include sexual relations with Congressional employees, hush money payments, and thousands of dollars in misused official and campaign funds. Here's the redacted complaint: media.coloradotimesrecorder.com/wp-content/u...
media.coloradotimesrecorder.com
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Crab News Update from BigSoftTitty.png with me and @demilardner.bsky.social
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Pretty insightful stuff here from Bret Stephens, who admits he's literally as out of touch as possible with every New Yorker alive right now. Zohran is the most popular politician in the country, Dem leadership is historically unpopular, and he's just... the opposite. And he works for the NY Times.
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Goku Missile Crisis @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
R/Philadelphia news story: "ice recruit fatally shoots himself..."

Top comment, with 1703 updoots: "go birds"
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🔞⚔️Lumen⚔️ @churchofpossum.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I found this one in a folder and I can't remember what he was for. It wasn't for a sword prompt but I still like his design a lot so have a repost.
A drawing of a half naked knight, wearing everything but a chestplate. His armor has a peacock theme with green feathers on the helmet and pauldrons. The visible skin is covered in an array of tattoos, his nipples are pierced and there are feather shaped scars on his chest (i know this type of scars have a name but my brain is still in flu soup so forgive me, and pls don't school me, I am sure I will remember it in a minute, but thinking of stuff in german and then trying to translate it and search for the right word was beyond me rn).
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Gotye music video where the wallpaper is Facebook posts from a page called “Intriguing Inspirations”
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Bruno Dias @brunodias.dev · 15/09/2026
if macklemore killed an ed sheeran tour is that a big enough contribution to music as an artform that he retroactively now deserves that grammy
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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
This might be the worst thing he's done
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Ironbound @ironbound.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Man this guy sucks
Last September, when an aide told Fetterman that officials with the Children's Hospital of Philadelphia, known as CHOP, wanted to meet because they were worried about Medicaid cuts, he was dismissive.
Fetterman
Why do I have to keep having to meet with chop
Aide
Because they are worried about vaccines and Medicaid cuts.
Fetterman
Well I'm not
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I'm convinced they just want free trips to DC
Source: messages reviewed by WSJ
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Helena Fitzgerald @hellafitzgerald.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
this is excellent
stigmatizing Rowling’s weaponization of childhood not only requires personal withdrawal for most people, it necessitates something much more difficult: being a giant fucking killjoy. You should tell people discussing the show that you’re not watching it, and why, and you should let yourself openly cringe at your sister-in-law’s Harry Potter tote bag, and you should bring up unprompted that the onslaught of legislation against trans people makes you sad and angry, presuming it does, and you should do this because, not despite, the fact that it will make you look annoying as hell and may make everyone present uncomfortable. (You probably won’t even get the kudos of looking like a cool ally, because you’re still ultimately talking about Harry Potter. Sorry about that.)
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This is pretty fucking wild. I had assumed in a worst case scenario he would target blue zip codes and toss ballots based on technicalities but this is even worse than I imagined.
Not only is this system astonishingly untested, USPS has simultaneously implemented an
impracticable zero percent failure rate.
13 When ballots are submitted to USPS in large-volume
batches, if any one ballot in the batch cannot be verified against the Portal, all ballots in that
batch will be rejected. For example, if a state election official brings a batch of 10,000 ballots to
USPS and USPS is unable to match just one of those ballots against the Portal – because, for
example, someone has recently changed their name after marriage or they’ve moved – then
USPS would refuse to mail the remaining 9,999 ballots as well. As the whistleblower notes,
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UrineInTeapot @demilardner.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
if you dont have time to watch the whole ep this is my fav bit of the first ep of s2 of pumpo
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Nine Aladdin
YouTube video by Grouse House
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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The amount of beautiful boys that are desperate to go down on the biggest hairiest smelliest guys is honestly heartwarming
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RAWDAWG COMICS @rawdawgcomics.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Incel is a totally hetero concept there is a gay man for everybody and they don't play games
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Lake Ontario but it says Lake maybe it will happen today.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 30/08/2026
behavior like this is genuinely disturbing. like this will obviously just be changed back day 1 after trumps regime is over but its just deeply sad, not even demoralizing, just pathetic
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Spencer Cox is a dogshit human being with no principles whatsoever, which is why The Atlantic is trying to portray him as an earnest healer, just another step in the magazine's longstanding mission to make fascists look like moderates.
On June 1, 2022, Cox became the first Utah governor to recognize June as LGBTQ+ Pride Month when he issued an official proclamation and encouraged Utahns to "be more welcoming and accepting of the LGBTQ community".[60] On January 28, 2023, Cox signed Senate Bill 16, which bans gender-affirming surgery for patients under 18.[61] On March 22, 2023, Cox signed HB228, codifying Utah's existing conversion therapy ban, previously approved through a 2020 administrative rule. It was the first conversion therapy ban in the country to pass a state legislature unanimously.[62][63]

On August 5, 2024, Cox and other state leaders shared unconfirmed reports that Olympic boxer Imane Khelif was genetically male. Utah House Speaker Mike Schultz initially posted, "Enough is enough. Men don't belong in women's sports", which Cox shared, adding: "This should never happen to any of our female athletes. They deserve better." At the time of these statements, Khelif was qualified as a woman by the International Olympic Committee but had been disqualified by the Russian-led International Boxing Association. The results of any genetic or other sex-related tests are confidential under medical privacy rules.[64][65]

Cox declared June 2026 "Fidelity Month", an initiative centered on the "principles of God, marriage, family, country and community". For the second year in a row, he did not recognize Pride Month. In 2024 and 2025 he said his earlier declarations of Pride Month had created "division and hurt" and that he instead wanted to "keep building bridges of understanding".[66]Cox is frequently considered a moderate Republican.[31][32] In October 2015, Cox endorsed Marco Rubio in the 2016 Republican presidential primary.[33] After Rubio withdrew, Cox endorsed Ted Cruz in March 2016.[34] Cox said of Donald Trump's campaign, "We care a lot about decorum. We care about our neighbors. We are a good, kind people. He does not represent neither goodness nor kindness."[35] He said he would not support Trump if he won the Republican nomination: "I think he's disingenuous. I think he's dangerous. I think he represents the worst of what our great country stands for... I won't vote for Hillary [Clinton], but I won't vote for Trump, either."[36]

Cox later changed course and said in 2020 that he supported Trump but did not vote for him in the 2016 or the 2020 presidential election. After the 2021 United States Capitol attack, Cox said Trump was responsible for inciting the violence and called on him to resign.[37][38] On July 14, 2024, Cox released a letter endorsing Trump. In it, he wrote of a failed Trump assassination attempt: "I want you to know that I truly believe that God had a hand in saving you...I also hesitate to even imagine what would have happened to our country if your life had not been miraculously spared... Your life was spared. Now, because of that miracle, you have the opportunity to do something that no other person on earth can do right now: unify and save our country." Cox added that he believed that only Trump could unite the U.S. citizenry and prevent the country from being torn apart.[39]Environment
Cox opposes the use of the Antiquities Act to create national monuments, saying that he believes monument designations hurt the landscapes they are meant to protect. He has expressed opposition to the restored boundaries of Bears Ears National Monument and Grand Staircase–Escalante National Monument, and to the creation of Baaj Nwaavjo I'tah Kukveni – Ancestral Footprints of the Grand Canyon National Monument.[47]

Guns
In February 2021, Cox signed a constitutional carry bill to allow individuals to carry a firearm in public without a permit, making Utah the 17th state to do so.[48] At a June 2022 press conference, Cox said he was open to discussing with the legislature a red flag law to permit a state court to order the temporary seizure of firearms from any person believed to present a danger.[49]

Health
On March 28, 2025, Cox signed into law a bill introduced by Republican state lawmaker Stephanie Gricius banning from Utah's public water the addition of fluoride, a mineral added to public water since 1945 to prevent cavities. The law is to take effect on May 7, making Utah the first U.S. state to ban water fluoridation. In her introduction, Gricius claimed that research shows fluoride "could have possible cognitive effects in children". Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has repeatedly raised concerns about fluoride's health risks.[50] Major medical associations and public health groups, such as the American Academy of Pediatrics, the American Dental Association, and the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, support water fluoridation.[51]
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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Carey @careylikemariah.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Hell Gate reporter Katie Way is not exaggerating when she says that "this video has the potential to become a certified NYC politics cult classic along the lines of the Eric Adams teenage room search PSA." It's cuckoo bananas from start to finish:
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 27/08/2026
Impossible to pick a favorite moment in this but I’m learning towards the very end, when, and I cannot stress this enough, they misspell Brooklyn
FORWARD
BROOKYLN
FORWARD BROOKLYN.
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A Goddam Virginian @goddamvirginian.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Goddam Wife got eggplants and theyre Henchman-shaped
Two eggplants on a countertop. One is short and wide and the other is lotall and skinny
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Lupo! ➡️ Furpoc!!! @lupopossum.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
If lusting after cartoon animal men is a crime, put me in fuckin cuffs already
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 25/08/2026
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✦ sliv ✦ @slivertooth.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
triangle spectrum theory of pup play
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🔞ABR @abigrock.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
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