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Trinket @trinketbirdy.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Great that's a new stim
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cakejumper 🍰🦊 @cakejumper.ie · 07/09/2026
having and wearing cute glasses rules until you spend every moment of your waking life cleaning your glasses
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shadowatnoon🌸 @shadowatnoon.onlyhippos.com · 31/08/2026
As part of my charity fundraising for War Child the week of September 27th - October 3rd I will be hosting a Video Game Family Feud stream. For the show, I need as many answers on this form as I can get! Please fill it out if you can, and share it around! Thank you! forms.gle/Yc1oyh2uKw35...
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Video Game Family Feud
Video Game Family Feud will be a stream hosted on twitch.tv/shadowatnoon during the week of September 27th - October 3rd as part of our charity fundraising for War Child. Thank you for checking out ...
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November Kelly @postoctobrist.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
okay so just checking in on the UK media. learning lots. being trans isn’t real. ADHD isn’t real. being disabled isn’t real. but what is real is Harry Potter
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Caliban Darklock @darklock.com · 13/08/2026
David Mitchell ranting "It's too hot. It's too bloody hot! It's ruining everything. Tell it to stop!"
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Maddy @saladplainzone.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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lucy rowan holmes @absobloodylucy.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
getting into photography will fully rewire the way you look at the world for the better
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Terry Cavanagh @terrycavanaghgames.com · 11/05/2026
you gotta hand it to Tesco, their new horrifying fruit monster is pretty great
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jenn 🤍🪽 @jennahveer.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · 01/05/2026
Ever see an advertisement that makes you wonder if you’ve had a stroke
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Ciaránavirus @sarklor.eurosky.social · 29/04/2026
Well well well, looks like SOMEONE regrets scraping every single post from tumblr
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 13/04/2026
we're all just doing this now huh | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: MATTIE at a bar. Next to her, a GUY is looking up at the tv.
MATTIE: Watching the game?
GUY: Yeah! I've got a 12-way parlay, a couple of props, and of course the straight moneyline.

PANEL 2: MATTIE, talking to SOMEONE ELSE. The TV GUY is now in the background.
MATTIE: Woof. That's a lot of betting. He should maybe get some help.
GUY 2: What? Sorry, I was placing my bet on the two rats over there fighting each other.

PANEL 3: MATTIE talking to A THIRD GUY, peering over at the SECOND GUY in the corner betting on rats.
MATTIE: Am I the only person not gambling constantly now?
GUY 3: Shh! We've got a bet on what that guy is going to bet on next.

PANEL 4: MATTIE falls to her knees. In the close foreground, a FOURTH AND FIFTH GUY converse.
MATTIE: YAGGHHH!!!
GUY 4: Told you she'd lose it. Pay up.
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Onua_TF @onuatf.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
A silly bird brain 🐓🐔 [ #kasaneteto #teto ]
Teto in her outfit from Birdbrain. Shes striking a dance pose with a wink. Looking up from the bottom is another Teto like from the music video. Behind them is 2 chickens, a goose and feathers. On the left side is "Birdbrain" in text. Behind everything is a orange and yellow background.
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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
happy 25th Anniverary of Randy Johnson Killed A Bird That One Time Day to all who celebrate www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih_o...
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Randy Johnson Hits Bird
YouTube video by Wyatt Sexton
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mini‼️ @ministarfruit.itch.io · 19/03/2026
I love this text post so I drew it
Comic based off a tumblr text post about a guardian angel. The angel's dialogue is as follows: "it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get:  #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out:  Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it!"Continuation of the comic, the angel says: "🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people," with an art style change from cartoonish to devious anime girl when she claims to be killing people.
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Luke Schuler 🍹 @lukospicturehouse.com · 13/03/2026
i'm sorry i don't make the rules 🔥
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Anne Stickney @shadesogrey.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
So we saw you from across the bar and really liked your vibe
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Robin Ince @robinince.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Congratulations to The Green Party and Hannah Spencer for such a strong victory in Gorton and Denton - Matt Goodwin seems to be blaming a dirty tricks campaign of the Greens persuading people to vote for them by having policies people wanted to vote for
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Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
@zackpolanski.bsky.social 💚🙌
Jeff goldblum saying “you did it you crazy son of a bitch you did it”
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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 23/02/2026
Just finished this and here's my thoughts (which I previously had but still have):
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Micah @rincewind.run · 23/02/2026
at last, we have invented retrophenology from the classic Discworld text Don’t Invent Retrophenology
Retrophrenology:
It works like this. Phrenology, as everyone knows, is a way of reading someone's character, aptitude and abilities by examining the bumps and hollows on their head. Therefore - according to the kind of logical thinking that characterizes the Ankh-Morpork mind - it should be possible to mould someone's character by giving them carefully graded bumps in all the right places. You can go into a shop and order an artistic temperament with a tendency to introspection and a side order of hysteria. What you actually get is hit on the head with a selection of different size mallets, but it creates employment and keeps the money in circulation, and that's the main thing.
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sai ✦ fefw @radiostarkiller.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
shimp
shimp
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🌏🐶🦕🥳 Vegetable Gremlin ⍼​👻🥦💥🏠♫ @vegetablegremlin.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
incredible things are happening in the pervert keyboard space
splash ergo designed by rain2

a split ergo columnar where the thumb cluster is on the underside of the keeb
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Abigail Thorn @theabigailthorn.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
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Jughead J'onzz @jugheadjonzz.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Keir Starmer giving a speech at the lectern. Next to him is a sign that reads "Pride in Place". Near identical signs under it read "not the gay pride", "not that I have a problem with that", "I love the gays, and the lesbians", "it's just, trans people, you know?"
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onion person @junlper.beer · 05/02/2026
it’s genuinely reassuring to me that this is the most miserable and paranoid person in the entire world
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Kelly Whyte @kellywhyte.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Deep drag on cigarette "Just when I think I'm out... they pull me back in."
Screenshot of news story about a rodent sniffing dog coming out of retirement for one last job. The dog is a jack russel in an orange coat called Dectector Gadget.
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Hannah Rutherford (she/her) @lomadiah.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
2026 is the Year of the Tuvix
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Brain Dracula @cryptotheism.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Cafe at The Portland art museum has Rothko no. 5 cakes. Something intellectually meaty about seeing the painting in person, and then eating a cake copy. The complete experience. Full spectrum.
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
A digital recreation of a panel of the comic Nancy by Olivia James. The titular character, Nancy, is riding a hoverboard-type scooter, holding a digital music player in one hand and a phone on a selfie stick in the other. She's wearing those 80s Venetian blind sunglasses. All the colors are weird inversions or variations from the actual panel colors. In a large speech balloon above her head Nancy is saying 'Maybe it will happen today'.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 08/01/2026
visenyaism on tumblr: "Honestly fuck A1 for making me have to go on and on defending the dignity of toil like I'm some kind of protestant"
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OK Glass @ok.glass · 11/01/2026
Sunday morning. Time for church: BIRDBRAIN by @jamies.page performed by OK GLASS www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FY0...
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BIRDBRAIN (by JAMIE PAIGE & KASANE TETO) performed by OK GLASS
YouTube video by OK GLASS
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HTTP 1.1/418 Eldritch Teapot of R'lyeh @rmd1023.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Reminder for everyone operating at situationally-diminished capacity.
Screencap of post from tumblr user nitewrighter
Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now?
The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances.
Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW.
Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 20/12/2025
The quoted meme of red-button choice with the fuck AI option extended:
"RAM & storage prices return to normal & capital loses power & energy & water & land are less wasted & critical thinking is less damaged & oligarches lose a major avenue for propaganda & fewer people experience psychotic breaks & creativity is actually valued & the code that materally impacts your life has fewer bugs &" the last line is partially cropped
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Micah @rincewind.run · 21/12/2025
I’ve been on the internet too long
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Z. BoogeyMann Zilla, Semi-Pro Ghoulball @pandangit.com · 25/07/2025
On the left is a picture of a sign that says "WARNING LOW FLYING OWLS", and underneath it is a sign that says "LOST CHIHUAHUA". Next to it is a picture of Ernest Hemmingway that says "Ernest Hemmingway Liked That". This is a reference to the time he wrote a sad story in six words: "FOR SALE: BABY SHOES, NEVER WORN".
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Bits & Bops 🎵 OUT NOW ON STEAM @tempolab.games · 30/11/2025
rhythm gamers in december 2025:
a cartoon of a stick figure shouting "holy shit!", while looking excitedly at three cakes. each cake features the titles for rhythm doctor, bits & bops, and unbeatable respectively.
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nightshade →home, for now @nightshade.technology · 28/04/2025
ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again
TAS restaurant
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the corghoul from cowboy beBOO! 👻 @realqrampage.fightins.online · 24/11/2025
my problem with gyoza is that they normally come in an order of about 6, but what I really need is 100 of them
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
It’s transgender awareness week, so if you weren’t already aware, you are transgender
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Kimbnuy @kimbnuy.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Robot girl called jen ai who drinks 18 pints of water before every sentence
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
i hate that AI has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online, which is my primary use of social media. i don't even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in paris
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bearcraft.bsky.social @bearcraft.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
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JIAN @jiansketch.com · 15/09/2025
Forgot to post Birdbrain Teto
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Sage Coffey🌿☕ @sagecoffey.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
🎶I could be a canvas, I could a doll. I don't even think I'm something real at all. 🎶
An illustration of pink vocaloid Teto in her outfit from Spoken for by Flavor Foley, posing with her hand on her hip and the other holding out a microphone to the crowd.
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Shykin @shykin.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Offer received and accepted, funemployment ends homies. I release my employment jelly to the wild now, thank you friend.
Employment jelly, repost for a job you'll love and deserve
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Alexandria Neonakis @beavs.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
I just wanted to see how bad it really was. perfect, adobe. no notes. great tech.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I feel like we owe Kojima an apology because he’s like “This is my villain, Corrupto Moneyguy. He controls the media and eats children.” As it turns out, this is a nuanced and accurate view of global politics.
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SeasonalPun @pixelfish.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
You know what emergent tech of the last decade actually works well, and was adopted by millions? 3D printing. It’s great! So many applications. But also nobody is sneering at you for not having or utilizing 3D printing. Nobody is trying to sneak a 3D printer into your garage without your consent
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