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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 28/09/2026

"no reason" and there's clearly a bunny right there

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 27/09/2026

Steve Borden is Darby Allin's big brother

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 08/09/2026

Last night @jaminrose.bsky.social compared me to John Oliver, and to be honest I don't get the comparison

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 30/08/2026

Sting is Darby Allin's dad

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 29/08/2026

Found something I made like a decade ago lmao

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 28/08/2026

Wait... So the NHS cancelled all those surgeries because of the blog masquerading as journalism nation dot cymru? Holy fuck if I wasn't pissed off before I am now

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 28/08/2026

Apparently, due to Wales being "not as awful (compared to England)" when it came to trans healthcare, some dipshit has decided "oh no, this surely isn't right" and decided to completely shit the bed. Fuck me

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 11/08/2026

"Shen is baiting the trans-shen believers by posting yuri hetslop. At which point do we have to admit this isn't just chess anymore?"

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 03/08/2026

Gianni Infantino sounds like what JK Rowling would name a character who's an Italian Baby

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 20/07/2026

Waiting for the "abstraction of Keir Starmer" edit

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 20/07/2026

Geronimo finally has gotten justice

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 20/07/2026

I'm gonna need astrologers to put up or shut up. No more vague "something good will happen on this day" shit with gonzo ass graphs to "prove" it. If you can't give anything specific I don't want to fuckin hear it.

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 15/07/2026

Saw a yank say that Britain should be nuked from orbit because they saw a picture of a baked potato with beans and cheese, so I'm going to post some equally ignorant things about American food

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 05/07/2026

These are the kind of people who say "autistic people are bad at communication" btw

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 05/07/2026

"omg shen is eggbaiting again. don't engage with it, it's a trick!" screw that, find out where he's hiding. he can't play that card if we all forcefem him

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 05/07/2026

I'm taking away the term "media literacy" away from some of you until you learn actual literacy

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 03/07/2026

The insane part of this wasn't the fact another mod renamed #general-2, but that when people noticed they all went "This is Afal's fault"

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 29/06/2026

Jax comes out as a bunnygirl and everyone's all "hummana hummana oobity goobity 🥵 😋 😍" but when I tell people I'm a bunnygirl people are like "but you sound nothing like Michael Kovach"

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 18/11/2025

Every day I tell people "do not martypost", and every day I am disappointed whenever I see someone getting in trouble for martyposting. How many times do I have to tell people on this website, This Shit Does Not Look Good On Paper

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 07/01/2026

Reminder: That Shit Doesn't Look Good On Paper

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 23/06/2026

Oh but when I make a joke about jax rotating cubes inside her head...

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 22/06/2026

Was Keith the worst prime minister in the past two decades? No But was he the worst Labour prime minister in the last two decades? Also no But does him not being the worst makes him any good? Believe it or not the answer is no

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 21/06/2026

Being trans rules because if I make a bad joke and people don't like it I can just say people are being transphobic

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 21/06/2026

Lots of people criticising this post but what liberals don't understand is that it's a requirement to be ahistorical if you're a leftist on the Internet

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 20/06/2026

BUNNYGIRL SUMMER LET'S FUCKING GO CHAT

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 20/06/2026

Caine upon using the blue cafe free WiFi and seeing all the ragapom yuri r34

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 18/06/2026

A variation "Dip me in chocolate and throw me to the lesbians" was used multiple times in Jerry Springer The Opera

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 15/06/2026

Rather than banning social media for under 16s, teach goatse at schools

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 15/06/2026

Huge fan of the Labour government re-introducing Section 28 but for every part of people's lives halfway through pride month

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 15/06/2026

OK, which one of you fucks showed Keith hellthread?

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 15/06/2026

Brexit has made my European Computer Driving License useless in the past 10 years since England didn't believe in Europe. Now they want me to get another computer license for porno? Get real

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 03/06/2026

Keeping up with the software development industry is a pain in the ass because you'd see something like "Zorp is dependent on Doink, but after the Flarb controversy regarding Qwip, the Vlum Foundation has decided they're moving all their architecture to Slork" and they expect people to go "hm, yes"

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 02/06/2026

Not entirely sure why The Trolls are up in arms about my new substack post "Anyone whomst doesn't like the Nazi Tattoo Guy has no dick"

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 26/05/2026

"you seen that webcomic that's like if the 'I would have been so racist to you if I hadn't transitioned' comic and that one piece of art from Afflecks was to fuse together and be given a nomination to some comic awards?" Hmm no, that sounds like self harm. I shall not be doing that

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 22/05/2026

Jimmy videogames really dropped the ball for insinuating that they hate waffles after they posted and then quickly deleted a post saying they like pancakes

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 22/05/2026

Media literacy this media literacy that. How about regular literacy? Some of can't even do that from the looks of things

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 08/05/2026

Sisters of Dorley 2022 - Present

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 30/04/2026

Yknow, at least with the human pet guy you know up front what his deal is. This guy is being a coward about being a chaser.

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 29/04/2026

People talk about "horrors beyond comprehension" and mean things like "cthulhu" or whatever the fuck Boston Dynamics does. For me it's "why the hell trans women on the Internet find incest so hot?"

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Gwen Coney @somethingafal.com · 26/04/2026

Needless to say, @jaminrose.bsky.social will certainly not be underestimating my ability to do weird shit in Minecraft.

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