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pretty dumb for someone so smart she/her 🏳️‍⚧️🏴🪬🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛💜 #baonpdx #coys #rctid #woso pdx 🔞 minors dni ID: Profile: "Dyke" in letters smooshed into a heart Banner: "No Smoking" sign with "S M O" painted over

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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 15/09/2026
This is the bar's logo according to the chuds' AI slop event poster. You can't convince me a man who sees no problem with that being a "Sports Bra" actually cares about women athletes.
Close up crop of their AI slop poster (which is not shown in this thread and not worth hunting down) to show a neon sign on the bar with a sports bra logo that's strappy with big cups focused on cleavage. Take it from an athlete with tits that that bra would be awful to play in.
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 13/09/2026
From the capitalists that brought you Palantir and Sauron,,,
Logo for a fake company "Omelas." The O is a septagon with lines from the angles into the center, each thinning to nothing at the center. The "melas" is in DM Dohyeon font
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 07/06/2026
I live in Minneapolis now! It's been 10 days and I'm already "Mommy" to the autistic kiddo of my partner who I've been an aunt to for years 🥹
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 24/05/2026
We're stayin' up We're stayin' uuuup Fuck this fucking season But we're staying up #COYS
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David Beffert @dbeffert.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
“The Timbers Army and the 107IST stand in total solidarity with the Vancouver Southsiders, Rain City Brigade, and all Whitecaps supporters.” #RCTID #SaveTheCaps #VWFC 107ist.org/TimbersArmyB...
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107 Independent Supporters Trust - A House Divided Cannot Stand: Portland Stands with Vancouver
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 29/04/2026
That the complex VRA couldn't be accompanied by a constitutional amendment enshrining something so basic shows how garbage the US constitution is for the current shape of the nation. But then even Dems went after RBG for saying it wasn't The Best Constitution Evar
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 28/04/2026
Post a meme made by you
A 2x2 panel comic made of separate far sides, the comic text not visible. First a long cow coming through a door, then one talking to a woman at a lost and found in the middle of a prairie, then two standing upright and talking, then the classic cow tools, a cow standing over a bench of nonsense tools. It's loss.jpg.
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 28/04/2026
If the Whitecaps leave VAN, who will go in the middle of our bonfire? Waving a Cascadia cup in their face and telling them to go f themselves would just be history! Timbers fans absolutely need to fight for the brother-team we hate (but kinda love? it's complicated.) #SaveTheCaps #MLS #PTFC #RCTID
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 25/04/2026
Going through like 20 years of books before a moving sale and found a 12 year old one from a comic author that called me stupid and blocked me a few months ago on here. "I would have voted Harris in a swing state" meant that I was still responsible for Trump, apparently.
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 24/04/2026
Why are you trans? (Wrong answers only) Got bored, switched to hard mode
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Paul Linmann with laser eyes in front of the dead Florence beach whale
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Anna Holmes @annabookwriter.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Trust me, disabled people feel this hostility acutely.
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 22/04/2026
Homeless folks had set up a camp on a dead end between two sections of a park in a rich neighborhood in Portland. The wealthy complained about it blocking the sidewalk for disabled folks. After they swept the camp they fenced the road off and this was the detour.
A flight of 10 relatively steep concrete stairs going up a hill with no railings. A temporary chain link fence closes off the area to the left of it
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 21/04/2026
i'm so sorry RIP @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social
A 2x2 panel comic made of separate far sides, the comic text not visible. First a long cow coming through a door, then one talking to a woman at a lost and found in the middle of a prairie, then two standing upright and talking, then the classic cow tools, a cow standing over a bench of nonsense tools. It's loss.jpg.
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 21/04/2026
So, so worth listening to. It's act 3. www.thisamericanlife.org/165/transcript
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165: Americans in Paris - This American Life
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 20/04/2026
Israeli army says photo of soldier damaging Jesus statue is authentic
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 19/04/2026
They blame the absence of fathers for just about every problem, you'd think two dads would be a *good* thing. (No, there isn't a matching section for moms) publications.tnsosfiles.com/acts/114/res...
WHEREAS, fatherless families are four times more likely to live in poverty than married-couple families; children without fathers are ten times more likely to abuse chemical substances; children from fatherless homes are more likely to have mental health and behavioral issues sixty percent of youth suicides are from fatherless homes; seventy-one percent of high school dropouts are from fatherless homes; fatherless youths are twenty times more likely to be incarcerated; eighty-five percent of youths in prison come from fatherless homes; and in a 2016 study by Peter Langman on the psychology behind fifty-six school shooters, eighty-two percent of the shooters were raised in an unstable family environment or without both biological parents together; and
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 18/04/2026
a 74 year old trans woman was murdered in SF. literally run over by an angry man in a big SUV. www.sfgate.com/bayarea/arti...
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'Shocking': More details emerge about pedestrian killed in SF hit-and-run
The driver is being accused of murder after he allegedly ran over a pedestrian.
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 14/04/2026
A movie couple that would definitely have a self hosted podcast.
Christian Slater and Samantha Mathis as high school seniors in his pirate radio setup from Pump Up The Volume. It's a movie about him speaking truth of despair to the comfortable in power with a pirate radio station. It ends with a very explicit "You should break the law if that's what it takes to be heard." You should see it.
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 13/04/2026
To combat this, any space without an indigenous name should simply be named with a UUID (ideally v4) such as 327f11fd-ac33-4565-8b81-19d580893a28, a lake with some great fishing in the 162c5f51-55d3-46af-8c50-55d48eef5b02 region of de400c5b-70bc-434b-ac71-49ebf7f500d8. www.uuidtools.com/v4
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 09/04/2026
In 1973 Lavender Country released a self titled country album, with a self titled song: It don't matter here Who you love or what you wear 'Cause we don't care who's got what chromosomes So shed them male cocoons Spit out them silver spoons Get yourself some pantaloons And a pair of water balloons
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Lavender Country - "Lavender Country" (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Paradise of Bachelors
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 09/04/2026
i'm having the exact opposite of this. I need a tiny shitty USB webcam, 12 years old would be fine. I somehow don't currently have one.
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From the TikTokCringe community on Reddit: Dads with the spare random piece of wood in the garage
Explore this post and more from the TikTokCringe community
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 07/04/2026
The Democratic method of gun control has largely been a mix of increasing the price of weapons and making a white supremacist judicial system remove 2A rights with no additional work. (I'm all for purchase delays and limits on number owned)
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 07/04/2026
putting carolina reaper hot sauce on my post electrolysis meal was a poor decision
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 07/04/2026
Someone with the handle @velocity69.bsky.social is sharing a video with the caption: "The highest quality video of the moon was just released… so beautiful * Artemis II" It's gone viral, but it's not from Artemis II. If you've shared it, you might want to un-share.
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 05/04/2026
autism is a spectrum
The caste of Owl House
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 05/04/2026
life is pain #rctid #coys
stock photo of a girl crying in a corner, she has a Tottenham Hotspur (Fighting against relegation) flag on one side and Portland Timbers (they'd be fighting relegation if it existed in US soccer) on the other
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 04/04/2026
i really hope the president survives today because It Happening tomorrow on easter would be hilarious
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 04/04/2026
posiwid, iykwim
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 04/04/2026
Quoted image edited with the headline partially erased to now read "Wall Street Closed for Good, future overflowing"
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 03/04/2026
Motherfucker dumped unbagged trash and a ton of food waste in my recycling bin. Completely filled it and left some more all over the driveway. Like tore open bags to dump into my recycling. There were fucking sharps. There were also multiple packages for a dude around the block. Dumb motherfucker.
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 03/04/2026
Stickers. "Anti automobile aktion" around offset red and black high speed trains
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 03/04/2026
Was planning on being productive today, but I think I'll just take some drugs* and just lay around instead 😎** *sumatriptan **the sunglasses are for the same reason as the sumatriptan
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 02/04/2026
In the quoted image the right boob in his shirt has its nipple oriented not at all right and it was offensive, so I covered both with out of alignment googly eyes
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Seems like that should be something
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 01/04/2026
That should absolutely have been red for McCabe and it absolutely poisons the result even if Arsenal was the clear favorite.
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lyra @lyrafromthedesert.northsky.social · 01/04/2026
opening a sundae shop called I Have No Mouth and Ice Must Cream
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 30/03/2026
take a photo from your gallery and make it greyscale for #MonochromeMonday 🖤🩶🤍~
Black and white photo of me standing in ankle deep water between worn down dock pilings. My legs are spread wide with light coming through off the water and through the very large-square woven dress I'm wearing, which is practically see through. I'm wearing small dark bikini bottoms and nothing else underneath. One hand rests on a piling and the other behind my head as I look off into the distance, cropped just above my lips
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 29/03/2026
I slept in my Tom Waits shirt and now the sun's comin' up and i'm riding with lady luck, freeway cars and trucks, stars beginning to fade and I lead the parade. just a-wishing I'd slept a little longer
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Aurora, all too Aurora @auroragirl.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
for sale baby. shoes never worn.
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 29/03/2026
slept in my leonard cohen shirt and woke up in a bed with a meter that will disclose what everybody knows
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 24/03/2026
John Fetterman would throw his dog poop bags in your recycling can
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Portland DSA @portlanddsa.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
When you think politics is about accepting big $ donations and then dutifully making sure billionaires don’t pay taxes + greasing the wheels for a massive data center build out that your constituents are up in arms about, democracy probably does seem like extremism.
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SmolAnna @aamots20.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Great work today comrades.
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 22/03/2026
Two weiners meme but edited to read "Gee James! How come your mom lets you have six genders?" he replies "I insult jesus, only eat vegan food, and was remotely covid cautious like 2 years ago." His hands have been duplicated to be holding six hotdogs in six hands
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Pet's Villain Era 👿 @indigofatale.me · 05/07/2025
Trans mascs are allowed to reclaim tranny (in case you didn't know)
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neighborhood futch @futch.life · 19/03/2026
Some flowers in Irvington #photography #photos #pdx #portland #flowers
A white and yellow flower up close with a tree towering behind itCloseup of a round red flower with complex layered petalsA cluster of flower plants, each a stem of the same species covered in blooms, but in a variety of colors. Pink, white, purple, and magentaa cluster of flower clusters, each one light pink at the center with a striking pink outer ridge
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بلبل @chipperdoodles.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
gonna start telling kids telephone is short for tellular phone
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