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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

That was the greatest finish in NBA Play-In History

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Brandon Braswell @bbraswell73.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Great game for the Charlotte Hornets. The Hive was buzzing.

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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

Steamed Hams full transcript

Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions.
Ah.
Superintendent Chalmers.
Welcome.
- I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
- Yeah.
Oh, egads! My roast is ruined.
But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour.
Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill.
Isometric exercise.
Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh.
That isn't smoke.
It's steam.
Steam from the steamed clams we're having.
Mmm.
Steamed clams.
Whew.
Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.
I thought we were having steamed clams.
D'oh, no.
I said steamed hams.
That's what I call hamburgers.
You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes.
It's a regional dialect.
- Uh-huh.
Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York.
Really.
Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams.
" Oh, not in Utica.
No.
It's an Albany expression.
I see.
You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Oh, no.
Patented Skinner burgers.
Old family recipe.
- For steamed hams.
- Yes.
Yes.
And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second.
- Of course.
Well, that was wonderful.
A good time was had by all.
I'm pooped.
Yes.
I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis.
- Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes.
- May I see it? No.
Seymour.
! The house is on fire.
! No, Mother.
It's just the northern lights.
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

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Brandon Braswell @bbraswell73.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Charlotte Hornets have never won an elimination game in franchise history. Feel like tonight might be the night.

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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

I don't really care if Geese is an industry plant or not I only care that they're a shitty band

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

What trading my best player taught me about b2b relations and also getting my ass thrown out the building

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Jay Rigdon @jayrigdon.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it

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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look

Brewers outfielder Sal Frelick making an intense face as he prepares to throw the ball

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/09/2025

i know there are real things going on but we also gotta do something about putting avocado on BLTs and club sandwiches.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

nothing worse than realizing somebody else in your fantasy draft listens to the same podcast as you

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

Feel like the timeline could use another huge UNC football loss tonight, too.

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

god bill is gonna be so pissed when he realizes he can’t cut anyone tomorrow

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LuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 20/08/2025

cornerbacks when the QB overthrows the intended receiver by 10 feet:

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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 04/08/2025

I had two 5-year-olds chasing me at a kids’ birthday yesterday, and I threw on the brakes, gave them a little juke, and then hit the gas, and they collided with each other where they thought I was going to be and went down in a crying heap. Absolutely cooked their asses. One of the kids was mine.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

It's not that hard to make friends in your 30s, you just have to be Delightful

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Brandon Braswell @bbraswell73.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Homerun derby coverage on ESPN is not great.

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

Me: What if instead of a cat there’s a shark in the box Schrödinger: You’re missing the point but it's pretty badass

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 03/06/2025

in Ireland, Supermac’s will sell you 100 sausages in a party bucket

Supermach
PARTY BUCKET
Sausages Bucket
A bucket of delicious cocktail sausages
* Approx 100 cocktail sausages per bucket

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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 17/05/2025

I was out of town for my 20th high school reunion, but have been reliably informed that during a large group discussion reminiscing about prom, my prom date very sincerely asked if anyone remembered who she went with, because she didn’t

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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

Indiana Fever sounds like something children died of during the Dust Bowl

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Brandon Braswell @bbraswell73.bsky.social · 29/03/2025

Dick's got the Pro V1s locked up 😂

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Brandon Braswell @bbraswell73.bsky.social · 27/03/2025

Baseball is back tomorrow. Still wish Charlotte had a major league team.

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Brandon Braswell @bbraswell73.bsky.social · 20/03/2025

Someone really scheduled a meeting at Noon on Thursday of March Madness.

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Brandon Braswell @bbraswell73.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

I've spent significantly more time filling in my March Madness brackets than I have watching basketball this year. Winning formula.

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Brandon Braswell @bbraswell73.bsky.social · 25/02/2025

Got the rare "quadruple booked" meeting situation today. I love meetings.

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Brandon Braswell @bbraswell73.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

That was an awful Daytona 500. Embarrassing.

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Brandon Braswell @bbraswell73.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Let the Bills play the 2nd half.

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Lucy Rohden @lucyrohden.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

Mr. Clean in that commercial runs exactly like James Franklin

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Chicken Puppet 🏳️‍⚧️ @chickenpuppet.online · 27/01/2025

Yearly tradition of posting the quarterback for the AFC in the Super Bowl since 2004 Brady Brady Roethlisberger Manning Brady Roethlisberger Manning Roethlisberger Brady Flacco Manning Brady Manning Brady Brady Brady Mahomes Mahomes Burrow Mahomes Mahomes Mahomes

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