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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

That was the greatest finish in NBA Play-In History

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Brandon Braswell @bbraswell73.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Great game for the Charlotte Hornets. The Hive was buzzing.

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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

Steamed Hams full transcript

Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions.
Ah.
Superintendent Chalmers.
Welcome.
- I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon.
- Yeah.
Oh, egads! My roast is ruined.
But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour.
Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill.
Isometric exercise.
Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh.
That isn't smoke.
It's steam.
Steam from the steamed clams we're having.
Mmm.
Steamed clams.
Whew.
Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers.
I thought we were having steamed clams.
D'oh, no.
I said steamed hams.
That's what I call hamburgers.
You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes.
It's a regional dialect.
- Uh-huh.
Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York.
Really.
Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams.
" Oh, not in Utica.
No.
It's an Albany expression.
I see.
You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Oh, no.
Patented Skinner burgers.
Old family recipe.
- For steamed hams.
- Yes.
Yes.
And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled.
Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second.
- Of course.
Well, that was wonderful.
A good time was had by all.
I'm pooped.
Yes.
I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis.
- Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes.
- May I see it? No.
Seymour.
! The house is on fire.
! No, Mother.
It's just the northern lights.
Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

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Brandon Braswell @bbraswell73.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

Charlotte Hornets have never won an elimination game in franchise history. Feel like tonight might be the night.

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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

I don't really care if Geese is an industry plant or not I only care that they're a shitty band

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Brandon Braswell @bbraswell73.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Hey, but at least nobody liked him.

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

What trading my best player taught me about b2b relations and also getting my ass thrown out the building

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Jay Rigdon @jayrigdon.bsky.social · 18/10/2025

Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through

Two announcers, Jason Garrett and Dan Hicks, stand in front of a sign that reads "Big Turd" thanks to how they are blocking it

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BYCTOM @byctom.bsky.social · 14/10/2025

this is the most like a mike tyson's punch out guy i have ever seen anyone look

Brewers outfielder Sal Frelick making an intense face as he prepares to throw the ball

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/09/2025

i know there are real things going on but we also gotta do something about putting avocado on BLTs and club sandwiches.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

nothing worse than realizing somebody else in your fantasy draft listens to the same podcast as you

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

Feel like the timeline could use another huge UNC football loss tonight, too.

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

god bill is gonna be so pissed when he realizes he can’t cut anyone tomorrow

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Brandon Braswell @bbraswell73.bsky.social · 02/09/2025

Uniform to performance ratio hilariously one-sided historically.

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LuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 20/08/2025

cornerbacks when the QB overthrows the intended receiver by 10 feet:

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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 04/08/2025

I had two 5-year-olds chasing me at a kids’ birthday yesterday, and I threw on the brakes, gave them a little juke, and then hit the gas, and they collided with each other where they thought I was going to be and went down in a crying heap. Absolutely cooked their asses. One of the kids was mine.

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 29/07/2025

It's not that hard to make friends in your 30s, you just have to be Delightful

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Brandon Braswell @bbraswell73.bsky.social · 15/07/2025

Homerun derby coverage on ESPN is not great.

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 04/06/2025

Me: What if instead of a cat there’s a shark in the box Schrödinger: You’re missing the point but it's pretty badass

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 03/06/2025

in Ireland, Supermac’s will sell you 100 sausages in a party bucket

Supermach
PARTY BUCKET
Sausages Bucket
A bucket of delicious cocktail sausages
* Approx 100 cocktail sausages per bucket

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Brandon Braswell @bbraswell73.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

Real 'Squatch heads already knew this.

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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 17/05/2025

I was out of town for my 20th high school reunion, but have been reliably informed that during a large group discussion reminiscing about prom, my prom date very sincerely asked if anyone remembered who she went with, because she didn’t

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