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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Narration: "But...." Yellow background. A cinder block flies out of the palm of his hand. And the bald headed man yells, "HEY!!! Someone's stealing my cinderblock! But why--?
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Ray Newman @raynewman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That time someone dumped a toy house on the cemetery wall and, when I crouched a bit, some ✨ Hollywood Magic ✨ occurred.
A plastic dolls house sitting on a wall, taken from an angle which makes it look as if it might be one of the houses on the street.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
they always show their asses eventually because the thing is that you cannot truly, sincerely care about women if you don’t care about trans women. the minute you carve off any one subcategory of women you claim are “lesser” in some way, you’ve declared women’s rights to be conditional by definition
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 07/09/2025
It has been suggested to me that these sound like band names.
A poster for a concert. the text is in distorted psychedelic lettering, stating that THE BRAIN presents HEADCUSTARD, THE ANXIETY POTATOE, SACK OF PASTE, BAD IDEA JELLY. £4 entry, saturday september 6 11pm.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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永井秀贞明 @xhdxyorange.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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The Other End @theotherend.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
don't waste your life trying to pursue political or military greatness: way way more people in 2026 know who Ea-Nasir is than like, the guy who was the king of Ur when he was alive
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Stacey Mason @stcymsn.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
Formal affordances are the elements that pull a player toward certain actions, they “cry out” for the player to take those actions. Material affordances are the actions a system actually allows the player to take. Agency occurs when the two are in balance. (Mateas 2001)
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026
ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Go to ✨ kck.st/4hjaUh3 ✨ to get my new book, featuring Khepri!
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barleybap but she's dressed as a skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Batman: TAS implies the existence of Batman: Any%.
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shinerai @shinerai.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Finished this one recently for @fimbry.bsky.social featuring her character, Tikall 🔥 #dragon #digitalart #art
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
*Seal Intensifies*
6 panel comic

P1: Batman stares at a criminal looking type. There is a look less of anger, but more of disappointment on the former's face. A bright full moon fills the sky behind them

P2: The Batting Man lens in closer to the criminal...

P3: ...clossssssser...

P4: with a "SMEK," Der Fledermaus plants a gentle smooch on the criminal's mouth. The criminal's eyes go wide.

P5: bahmun leans back, with the same unreadable look on his face. The criminal's mouth is agape.

P6: Billionaire Man is now skyward, using his grappling hook to leave the scene, silhouetted by the moon. The criminal is stocksyill with shock at what has happened
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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joão ruas @feralkid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
st christopher II - pencil on paper
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: Ed Sheeran overcorrects, joins Hezbollah
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
And blessed to be working with @sobreiro.bsky.social on this series, who is killing it on the art.
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Today is the final order cutoff for THE TOXIC AVENGER vs THE NOXIOUS OFFENDER so pre-order a copy through your local shop! I'm so glad I get to keep writing this character--here's a preview of the first issue.
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Florence @freoncat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Hounds
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@dril

i pray my IQ forever remains in the "Sweet Spot" wherein its high enough to call out the BS but too low to recognize the Futility of Posting
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Mighoul Revenantparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
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RJ Palmer 🔜 LBX 637 @rj-palmer.com · 09/11/2024
My Samus redesign with the Giger slider cranked waaay up.
Closeup of Samus in her Varia SuitCloseup of Samus in her Zero Suit which is fused to her skin.Samus with her Varia Suit, Zero Suit, and transparent Varia Suit to showcase details of how it fits her. Also yes she has a missing hand because I think that both fits into a cannon better and is just cooler.
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Take Meowt by Franz Ferdinyan @wendysnowradish.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Alan Wake teaches us that evil otherwordly shadow creatures can be defeated by shining a flashlight in their eyes and then shooting them with a gun. But what many people might not know is that this trick works on regular humans too
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qntm @qntm.org · 09/09/2026
AIs will hack anything, push any button within reach, they'll do anything that they can do just because it can be done, they have no brakes. It's architecturally psychopathic and it's because the institutions building them are also psychopathic
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🪴 Ant Fart 🪴 @antidarkheart.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Welcome, I'm Chase! I'm a digital artist, vtuber streamer, & bird parent ✨ 🏪 Store: ko-fi.com/AntiDarkHeart 🎮 Streams: twitch.tv/antidarkheart 👾 Discord: discord.gg/3hQnF4czUN 🪴 Socials: antidarkheart.carrd.co
Collage of various digital painting from AntiDarkHeart. They include cat portraits, fantasy creatures, Caine from TADC, Kairyu Crocodile & more!
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The king's adviser is actually a nice guy:
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log̷o, reanimated dad @loxophile.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Yeah sorry man, a sophisticated chatbot doesn't make me reconsider my own cognition or anything. Some of us have actually thought about this stuff before. Turns out the social sciences are good for something after all
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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place.
chair with a "face"
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
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Oglaf @oglaf.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
oglaf.com/pinchybouquets/
Comic strip!
Panel 1
A pale yellow landscape hosts a face-off between a woman and a giant scorpion. You mean giant as in big for a scorpion? No. This is the size of a car.
anyhow, sorry-
Panel 1-
Scorpion- Sorry! Sorry! I didn't choose this!
woman- what?

Panel 2
Scorpion- I didn't ask to be a huge scorpion but I am. Claws and stinger are what I have to work with.

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woman- So you're going to sting me to death for lack of options?

Panel 4
Scorpion- I don't like it any better than you do.
Woman- Well don't do it then. Open a florist or something.

Panel 5
Scorpion- Wait you can just do that?

Panel 6
Market tent. It's a florist's and the scorpion stands behind the counter. A man browses the flowers.

panel 7
The man holds up flowers
Man- These jonquils are pathetic

Panel 8
The scorpion leaps at the man, stinger to his face
Scorpion- Shut the fuck up don't ever disrespect the flowers

Panel 9
the man lies on the ground foaming at the mouth
man- You're... a terrible florist...
Scorpion- Not from the flowers' viewpoint.
Flower- Damn straight
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Shasta 🐦‍⬛ @shasta.corvid.dev · 03/09/2026
I’m losing it at the placement of this hole in the wall
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mossquail @mossquail.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
flawless creature
goofy minimalist doodles of an old german owl pigeon based on the image in the quoted post, where a hole in the wall behind the pigeon makes it look like it has one eye floating off the side of its head
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
thank you lesbian tractor witch
image with swirling green background of the lesbian tractor witch it says: congratulations if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the lesbian tractor witch, she has removed all curses have a wonderful day
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 02/09/2026
It's embarrassing cyberwoo for press to write in this voice that assigns all agency to brainless programs and not the people and companies making them irresponsibly.
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🌑 @fell.energy · 01/09/2026
i want games made by people who get to keep their jobs
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
survival of the fittest
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Animation Obsessive @ani-obsessive.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
What's Opera, Doc? looks fantastic. Chuck Jones credited that to his artist Maurice Noble. Noble experimented with this cartoon and took big risks. "You will never do anything interesting if you don’t take chances," he argued. We explore what he did: animationobsessive.substack.com/p/why-whats-...
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Maurice Noble was THE cartoon background designer. I love how much he was able to fuck around around and get so abstractly graphic, yet no one in the audience ever batted an eye because his designs lent so much personality and energy to the cartoons they were used in.
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Dimitra Rizou @ahoyuniverse.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Solutions to all the world's problems #cartoon
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Umbra 🇺🇦 @umbragarbar.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Feathered bug Sulphur-crested Scolipede [ #art #pokémon ]
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batterpunts 🦆 @batterpunts.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
shit's wet as fuck out
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ShouXin手訫 @shouxin.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
It’s the weekend! Let’s stretch a little with these cats. Cats seem to know better than we do how to truly relax. Stretch your legs, loosen up, and let go of the week’s tiredness. I hope these little cats bring a bit of ease and a good mood to your weekend😊 #shouxinsketch #cat #sketch #sketchdaily
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Albasoup @albasoup.itch.io · 29/08/2026
Was walking past this building and through the window saw this backrooms-ass room, so I accidentally took the coolest picture ever due to the window's reflection
A backrooms-ass room with a twilight sky and trees seemingly imposed over it in a dream-like fashion (it's the reflection of the window)
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