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Splendidly Legible Ontologically Reticent Polyglyphs

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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Narration: "But...." Yellow background. A cinder block flies out of the palm of his hand. And the bald headed man yells, "HEY!!! Someone's stealing my cinderblock! But why--?
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batterpunts 🦆 @batterpunts.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
ok soz
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Ray Newman @raynewman.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
That time someone dumped a toy house on the cemetery wall and, when I crouched a bit, some ✨ Hollywood Magic ✨ occurred.
A plastic dolls house sitting on a wall, taken from an angle which makes it look as if it might be one of the houses on the street.
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batterpunts 🦆 @batterpunts.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
note: melinoe doesn't wear one solely because she's an action hero
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batterpunts 🦆 @batterpunts.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
it will have to start with a hat of sorts
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batterpunts 🦆 @batterpunts.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
youre a witch at heart right?
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batterpunts 🦆 @batterpunts.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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batterpunts 🦆 @batterpunts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
truly a harbinger of change replace the tarot card with this
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batterpunts 🦆 @batterpunts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they took the L
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
they always show their asses eventually because the thing is that you cannot truly, sincerely care about women if you don’t care about trans women. the minute you carve off any one subcategory of women you claim are “lesser” in some way, you’ve declared women’s rights to be conditional by definition
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batterpunts 🦆 @batterpunts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i will include the seahorse emoji
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Nanoraptor @nanoraptor.danamania.com · 07/09/2025
It has been suggested to me that these sound like band names.
A poster for a concert. the text is in distorted psychedelic lettering, stating that THE BRAIN presents HEADCUSTARD, THE ANXIETY POTATOE, SACK OF PASTE, BAD IDEA JELLY. £4 entry, saturday september 6 11pm.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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batterpunts 🦆 @batterpunts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i will give him a playlist of dancing videos to enrich his enclosure
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永井秀贞明 @xhdxyorange.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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batterpunts 🦆 @batterpunts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
dear god
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The Other End @theotherend.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
don't waste your life trying to pursue political or military greatness: way way more people in 2026 know who Ea-Nasir is than like, the guy who was the king of Ur when he was alive
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Stacey Mason @stcymsn.bsky.social · 15/10/2024
Formal affordances are the elements that pull a player toward certain actions, they “cry out” for the player to take those actions. Material affordances are the actions a system actually allows the player to take. Agency occurs when the two are in balance. (Mateas 2001)
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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batterpunts 🦆 @batterpunts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you're married now; it's allowed
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batterpunts 🦆 @batterpunts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
the art looks slightly different. have you been working out (the lines)?
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026
ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Go to ✨ kck.st/4hjaUh3 ✨ to get my new book, featuring Khepri!
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barleybap but she's dressed as a skeleton @barleybap.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Batman: TAS implies the existence of Batman: Any%.
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shinerai @shinerai.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Finished this one recently for @fimbry.bsky.social featuring her character, Tikall 🔥 #dragon #digitalart #art
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Pen, watercolor, black & white charcoal pencil.

Another featured piece from the Spooky Pants book.

A man in a sweater stands with his hands on his hips looking out of a large window with the curtains open. Things aren’t looking good outside, reader. A massive winged demon is emerging from the clouds as dozens of little ghosts and bone demons rip through the sky. On the ground below we see townsfolk running through the grass. Our man in the window is in no mood for this. He lets us know, “Oh, I am in no mood for this.” His dog looks out the window as well, wagging its tail. 

Fantasia (1940) inspired drawing. I think I could’ve gone a little heavier with the chaos outside but we’ll try again with fresh drawings this October. I like how the clouds turned out. Trying to balance my sloppy lines with more detail can be tricky but I think we achieved a good result.
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John Scary Name Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
*Seal Intensifies*
6 panel comic

P1: Batman stares at a criminal looking type. There is a look less of anger, but more of disappointment on the former's face. A bright full moon fills the sky behind them

P2: The Batting Man lens in closer to the criminal...

P3: ...clossssssser...

P4: with a "SMEK," Der Fledermaus plants a gentle smooch on the criminal's mouth. The criminal's eyes go wide.

P5: bahmun leans back, with the same unreadable look on his face. The criminal's mouth is agape.

P6: Billionaire Man is now skyward, using his grappling hook to leave the scene, silhouetted by the moon. The criminal is stocksyill with shock at what has happened
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Nathan Bulmer @natemorebikes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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joão ruas @feralkid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
st christopher II - pencil on paper
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batterpunts 🦆 @batterpunts.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
hey, i love my food too
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
BREAKING: Ed Sheeran overcorrects, joins Hezbollah
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batterpunts 🦆 @batterpunts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
is bob a sentient (or Sentient) dentist chair?? i mean i don't play, but knowing warframe, this could be true
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batterpunts 🦆 @batterpunts.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
there is no disagreement if there are no other people
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batterpunts 🦆 @batterpunts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
☀️))--- 🧙‍♂️
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
And blessed to be working with @sobreiro.bsky.social on this series, who is killing it on the art.
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Today is the final order cutoff for THE TOXIC AVENGER vs THE NOXIOUS OFFENDER so pre-order a copy through your local shop! I'm so glad I get to keep writing this character--here's a preview of the first issue.
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Florence @freoncat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Hounds
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batterpunts 🦆 @batterpunts.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
maybe he can be lured out by a piece of cheese under a propped-up box
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@dril

i pray my IQ forever remains in the "Sweet Spot" wherein its high enough to call out the BS but too low to recognize the Futility of Posting
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Mighoul Revenantparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,
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batterpunts 🦆 @batterpunts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
precisel--- no put the string down
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batterpunts 🦆 @batterpunts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
maybe you can get like, insets
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batterpunts 🦆 @batterpunts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
well at least you have the other one, still
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RJ Palmer 🔜 LBX 637 @rj-palmer.com · 09/11/2024
My Samus redesign with the Giger slider cranked waaay up.
Closeup of Samus in her Varia SuitCloseup of Samus in her Zero Suit which is fused to her skin.Samus with her Varia Suit, Zero Suit, and transparent Varia Suit to showcase details of how it fits her. Also yes she has a missing hand because I think that both fits into a cannon better and is just cooler.
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Take Meowt by Franz Ferdinyan @wendysnowradish.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Alan Wake teaches us that evil otherwordly shadow creatures can be defeated by shining a flashlight in their eyes and then shooting them with a gun. But what many people might not know is that this trick works on regular humans too
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