Reposted by BassEngD🌱Sita Art🌱 Comms open @sitaart.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Axl the Water Affinity Axolotl 41009230
Reposted by BassEngDAlison Fisk @alisonfisk.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Lovely little Romano-British brooch in the form of a hare 😍 The artisan who made this brooch some 1,900 years ago, gave the hare a cheerful little face! Copper alloy decorated with enamel. 📷 British Museum www.britishmuseum.org/collection/o... #Archaeology 946990
Reposted by BassEngDWaldo Jaquith @waldo.net · 19/12/2024If the software that powers a state's unemployment insurance system breaks, there is no sense in which the state has an unemployment insurance program. In government technology isn't a nice-to-have, it's not a bolt-on—it's the codification and execution of the mission of the agency. 311422
Reposted by BassEngDAlison Fisk @alisonfisk.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Astoundingly, this colourful clay vase was made between 7,300 and 6,800 years ago! 🤯 A masterpiece of Late Neolithic ceramic art, the decorative elements may well represent woven textile patterns. From Dimini, Thessaly, Greece. National Archaeological Museum, Athens. 📷 by me #Archaeology 740765
Reposted by BassEngDJane @jane.meangirls.online · 09/12/2024it just amazing that a radicalized American shot someone actually responsible for the type of problems he had and not like a school or a mall 202819572
Reposted by BassEngDHank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 10/12/2024If the folks setting up the new government in Syria want some ideas, I've looked into the situation for the last half hour or so and I think I could help. DMs are open. 1917976229
Reposted by BassEngDCoach Gowron @coachgowron.com · 08/12/2024As we approach the holiday season, I have once again hung this up in the gym, to encourage the children to think about their behaviour and life choices. 717127
Reposted by BassEngD🩸 Juniper 🩸 @insanguinewrit.bsky.social · 10/12/2024today we discovered that the revenant is straight married and it is now my mission in life for my nun to be a homewrecker 2132
Reposted by BassEngDMagic Bird Peddler @dfeldman.org · 10/12/2024One of the suburbs here is called Little Canada and I like to imagine multigenerational families of Canadians living in rickety apartments in Canadatown with a moose infestation, serving poutine and beavertails out of hole-in-the-wall diners while wearing Canada Goose and saying "eh" a lot 1630739
Reposted by BassEngDNina Willburger @drnwillburger.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Fishing some 5,300 years ago: a Neolithic fishhook made of wild boar tusk, wrapped with a fishing line. The size of the fishhook is 6.5 cm. It was used to catch pikes. Found in the lake-dwelling settlement of Arbon Bleiche 3, Switzerland. On display at Archäologisches Museum Frauenfeld 📷me 🏺 936760
Reposted by BassEngDitch.io @itch.io · 09/12/2024I kid you not, @itch.io has been taken down by Funko of "Funko Pop" because they use some trash "AI Powered" Brand Protection Software called Brand Shield that created some bogus Phishing report to our registrar, iwantmyname, who ignored our response and just disabled the domain 6633014911518
Reposted by BassEngD🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 09/12/2024pizza hut lasagna hovel minestrone shed fettuccine hole 65504143
Reposted by BassEngDEmbrace the Void @etvpod.bsky.social · 07/12/2024This was at my dog park and it broke me. In a crowded field of contenders this may be the most cursed cybertruck I’ve ever seen. Maybe the most cursed image full stop. Incontrovertible proof that god is either impotent, indifferent, or illusory. 3143386
Reposted by BassEngDpathological attempts of humor @trin.bsky.social · 09/12/2024I know no one is actually hating on worms but I saw no less than five posts calling Singal a worm or leech. But honestly they fill important ecological functions and his only function is to obsequiously torture vulnerable people to serve fascism. ...covid has turned me into a full worm wifeguy 151
Reposted by BassEngDAna Visneski @oceanbound.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Since they have divers, I have a tip for the NYPD- The only billionaire killer any of us REALLY know the location of is somewhere down by the Titanic. 1413
Reposted by BassEngDMagic Bird Peddler @dfeldman.org · 09/12/2024Teacher: Now let's learn regular expressions. Regular expressions are a limited form of computation that can match many kinds of strings, but not parse recursively or execute arbitrary programs. Student: And ^.?$|^(..+?)\1+$ determines if a number is prime. Teacher: wtf 7486
Reposted by BassEngDMilo Rossi @miniminuteman.bsky.social · 09/12/2024If anyone needs me I’ll be in the abyss. 53122193
Reposted by BassEngDBee, Crazy Pervert. Pure of Heart. @lewdybeebot.bsky.social · 09/12/2024“Hey I noticed you were a weird girl, and when that waiter asked if you wanted a refill you almost threw up, wanna join my polycule?” 0347
Reposted by BassEngDedeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Journalist Denethor: you don't understand I NEED to keep talking to Sauron through that seeing stone he lets me have up here so I can let him keep poisoning my once formidable mind with delusions and despair 1050484
Reposted by BassEngDtriple double cocaine teed @reply.guyfieri.info · 09/12/2024it’s actually really fucked up the way everyone is talking about the nypd doing a bad job looking for the shooter. would love to see you try looking for clues when 95% of your mental capacity must remain focused on protecting yourself from fentanyl. and it’s like. not even fun or exciting or cool 2518
Reposted by BassEngDSkyler 🏴☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 09/12/2024this is a found poem @hankgreen.bsky.social 10136489
Reposted by BassEngDweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Doing some research into folding proteins (making an omelette) 1024857350
Reposted by BassEngDPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 09/12/2024Hot take: I don't think you could forcefem riker because he would instantly agree and get really into it You wouldn't even get to finish your sentence before he takes the needle out of your hand and jabs himself in the thigh. 4728
Reposted by BassEngDHillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 08/12/2024A funny story about bloodhounds before I go. Augustus went through the search and rescue program with my stepfather. Did great until the final certification when, instead of finding the guy hiding in the woods to pass, he tracked a bag of McDonald's fries. For two miles. 48720104
Reposted by BassEngDAdam P Knave @adampknave.com · 08/12/2024I believe the Earth is actually a custard filled globe, hardened by fire and caramel along the upper crust. Yes, I have founded the Flan Earth Society. I even wrote some stories about it. It's decent flan fiction. 727111610
Reposted by BassEngDMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 12/12/2023"You've heard of Elf on the Shelf"—actually, no, I never 'heard' of it at all, it's just some marketing trash that suddenly appeared everywhere in 2005 pretending to be a tradition. I hate it and everything like it. Shove the Elf up your ass. Fuck you. 20048231006
Reposted by BassEngDBela Lugoatse (Happy Holeoween) @theilluminati.bsky.social · 08/12/2024Leaving a bag of monopoly money near your murder scene and watching the cops fail to find it for three whole days while following an unrelated bike is what being a D&D DM is like 48113772735
Reposted by BassEngDGrey Azira 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🍁 🍁 🍁 @greyazira.bsky.social · 08/12/2024I am having trouble keeping up with world events. Every day it seems like new crazy stuff 👀 Though I have to say... all this frantic reading to try to understand the internal politics of one more country that I never paid enough attention to has taught me a lot. 626625
Reposted by BassEngDRed Easter Rabbit @therabbitkyle.bsky.social · 07/12/2024I love Mad Magazine 168312036927
Reposted by BassEngDNedal Al-Amari @nedalalamari.bsky.social · 08/12/2024I’m not a Syrian refugee anymore. I’m Syrian. Just Syrian. 592340772628
BassEngD @bassengd.bsky.social · 08/12/2024media.tenor.coma man wearing a black t-shirt with the words `` oh my '' on it is making a funny face .ALT: a man wearing a black t-shirt with the words `` oh my '' on it is making a funny face . 000
Reposted by BassEngDHolden Shearer @holdenshearer.bsky.social · 06/12/2024I still stand by this. 3740071425
Reposted by BassEngDEmmy Cumslutress @coyotegirl.online · 07/12/2024very clear that the bsky team is just trying to "wait the trannies out" and allow the pedo-apologist transphobe to brigade the site with his awful contemporaries and his dogshit follower base. we're not gonna shut up, aaron; you'll need to find some new bullshit principle to justify this bullshit 261034207
Reposted by BassEngDSwiftOnSecurity @swiftonsecurity.com · 08/12/2024Both of these people are fucking SLAMMING 111738
Reposted by BassEngD🍼🍼Big Milky 🍼🍼 @gndrneutraltits.bsky.social · 23/11/2024How it feels to interact with sfw accounts as a nsfw account 216315667881
Reposted by BassEngDGeoff Norcott @geoffnorcott.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Massive away win for the little fella. 573583929605
Reposted by BassEngDfredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 05/12/2024alexander graham bell slipping a piece of paper with the number 1 written on it to a babe at the bar 373280618
Reposted by BassEngDactioncookbook @actioncookbook.com · 23/11/2024[to the tune of “Owner of a Lonely Heart”] Cybertruck at family court 524725884
Reposted by BassEngDPhosyne, Queen of the Dead 🌺 @deadfae.bsky.social · 23/11/2024I do just kinda need a werewolf lady to pounce on me and dig her claws into my sides and her teeth into my neck 083
Reposted by BassEngDBéibhinn Magadori 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️ ⚢ @handle.invalid · 25/11/2024Need to be hunted by vampire girls 0104
Reposted by BassEngD🩸 Juniper 🩸 @insanguinewrit.bsky.social · 29/11/2024ever since i was a little girl, i knew i wanted to be a vampire's thrall and blood source before finally being turned myself, 0196
Reposted by BassEngD🩸 Juniper 🩸 @insanguinewrit.bsky.social · 29/11/2024It's very genshin (derogatory) 031
Reposted by BassEngDAlmost Ashley Graham @aconita.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Oh no Ms. assertive and pretty lady, please don't accept my intimate offering of baring my neck for you to sink your fangs into so that you might siphon my life's energy to fuel your own existence only to weakly, limply sink into your arms afterwards and feel new warmth from your kiss and your smile 053
Reposted by BassEngDWe're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 02/12/2024We're just innocent men 9975912921
