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Skyler 🏴‍☠️

@skudiklier.bsky.social
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they/them. poet, nerdfighter, genderfluid, autistic, bi, copy editor, uc berkeley alum, mom. based in portland. alive and in love. FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸

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Skyler 🏴‍☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
sometimes I tell her she has no idea how many people love her :')
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Skyler 🏴‍☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
should I rename this now that they're facts? should I stop posting them?? idk how useful this is at this point haha but if anyone ever has feedback for this account let me know!!!
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Skyler 🏴‍☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
on my phone the first notification (before this one) was cut off and then in the app the facts page is mostly blank and broken :/ so I just posted the first fact but I don't like that I missed a notification hopefully none of the future facts are cut off 😬
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Skyler 🏴‍☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
update: we wore the ren faire outfits anyway and it went fine and everyone loved it. idk what was up with their dress code but no one acted like we were weird (even though we were the only ones dressed like this hahaha rip)
Picture of me wearing a ren faire ish outfit of a long red skirt, a flowy off white blouse, a floral corset style top, a red flower crown, a brown belt with bags attached, and brown boots. I have short blue hair and I'm smilingSelfie of Austin and I in our ren faire wedding outfits smiling at the cameraAustin and our baby in their ren faire outfits sitting on a rock. Austin is wearing a blue shirt with brown strings tying it together, black flowy pants, and black boots. Our baby's face is covered by a pink flower emoji but she's wearing a green tulle floral fairy ish dress with a green hair band bow thing
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Skyler 🏴‍☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I'm going to a wedding tomorrow where the dress code said the wedding would have a ren faire vibe and if people want to dress like that they encourage people to have fun with it. and they gave inspiration pictures. and I've spent months figuring out my outfit
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Skyler 🏴‍☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
for mooonntthhss, every time I've listened to lighthouse by noah kahan, I've had a gentlebeard edit playing so clearly in my head, but I didn't have time to make it until now. enjoy 🏴‍☠️
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Skyler 🏴‍☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
being sick and on leave from my job is a great time to have just purchased our first ever switch I'm making a lot of progress in stardew valley
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Skyler 🏴‍☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
my thirteen-year-old brother thinks John Green looks like Mark Ruffalo and has decided to only call him that from now on
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Skyler 🏴‍☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random or you'll have an awful September
A bunch of pink and red zinnias
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Skyler 🏴‍☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I'm starting a fun new challenge that I'm sure will take the internet by storm: it's called the hey publishers publish my book challenge
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Skyler 🏴‍☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
this is such a compliment to me /gen
Cropped screenshot of someone replying to my Instagram story saying "oh this is a horrible playlist please send me the link so I can feel horrible when I want to 😭"
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Skyler 🏴‍☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
you know I'm a true nerdfighter because I just bought a chevy bolt hank should get commission on it
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Skyler 🏴‍☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
my eleven year old sister spent a long time creating this beautiful message @ hank and john with my fridge magnets
poetry fridge magnets reading:
Dear Hank Green you and zesty Pizza John educate corgis to donate a brilliant diet Dr pepper
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Skyler 🏴‍☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'm a bit behind on dear hank and john so this is from last week's episode but I just wanna say @ Kelly, I read a lot when in the newborn trenches! I read sooo many ebooks while breastfeeding because it helped keep me awake and sane. I disagree with Hank and John's take here for sure
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Skyler 🏴‍☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
nerdfighter friends, I have a confession to make. I have been keeping a secret from you. not only does pizza baby sneeze, she sneezes often, and she loves it. she enjoys it so much and has for months. every time she sneezes she looks at me and smiles like wasn't that so silly and fun. I'm sorry 😔💔
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Skyler 🏴‍☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
if you can, please help my friend say goodbye to their mom ❤️
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Skyler 🏴‍☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I went to a work picnic yesterday and someone was wearing a mountain goats shirt and I overheard a separate pair of people talking about the mountain goats I felt like I entered an alternate universe where they're mainstream lol it was disorienting but great
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Skyler 🏴‍☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
lmao you can see me under him
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Skyler 🏴‍☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
y'all!!! I met John Darnielle!!!! and heard a bunch of songs from days performed live for the first time!!! aaaaaaaaa
A picture of me! Next to! John Darnielle!! And Matt Douglas!! The Mountain goats days cd signed by John Darnielle, Matt Douglas, and Jon wurster
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Skyler 🏴‍☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I pulled my back last week and then pulled it AGAIN two nights ago, and yesterday had to be driven to physical therapy by my sister but in spite of that I will be seeing the mountain goats perform both today and tomorrow 🫡 they can't keep me away
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Skyler 🏴‍☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
my first perfect game!! I'm not very good at smush generally and I had to try sooo hard to get a clean plate today so I ended up doing dumb low value words lol. but!! I did it!!
hankgreen.com/smush · Aug 7
792 pts · PERFECT 💯 · 6-day streak
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🌈🏴‍☠️ McKy 🧄🥣 #RebuildingEra 💖🐊💖 @trbocrab.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I'm doing everything I can with the limited resources I have. One of those things is asking for help. I set up a GoFundMe for them. If you can contribute financially, every dollar helps. gofund.me/a655ae010
gofund.me
Donate to Rebuilding After the Fire: Support for Mom and Family, organized by Theresa Bazanele
Yesterday afternoon, my mom's house was engulfed in flames. W… Theresa Bazanele needs your support for Rebuilding After the Fire: Support for Mom and Family
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silas denver 🍎 @sweatermuppet.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
hello!! it is officially confirmed that i will be getting top surgery November 5th!! i have created a fundraiser to help cover the costs, which are due by Oct 15th ❣️ thank you for sharing and checking it out 🥹🏳️‍⚧️ ko-fi.com/sweatermuppe...
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Skyler 🏴‍☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
a year ago today I started working at my job, and last week I started a new role because I got promoted 🥳 what a year lol
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Skyler 🏴‍☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I have covid so I'm finally rewatching ofmd for the first time in years. might just decide to live tweet some of it while my sick baby sleeps on me idk
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Skyler 🏴‍☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Austin, pizza baby, and I are all sick with covid 🫠 pizza baby's first time ever being sick in her life and it's covid 😭💔
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Skyler 🏴‍☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
it's fun always spending international nonbinary people's day in my conservative hometown being misgendered constantly by my family
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Skyler 🏴‍☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
@hankgreen.bsky.social first, I'm shocked I didn't make any mistakes in the 4x3, because these were literally all complete guesses. I just went based on vibes because I couldn't figure out any of them and second, I liked smush!! fun!!
https://4x3.fun
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111 points • No mistakes
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🌟🟪🟪Out of letters!
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Optimal base play was 137 - multipliers can beat it. And you did.
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Skyler 🏴‍☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
now that bluesky has drafts I think we should bring back sharing those every once in a while. tag yourself in mine
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Austin is being mean to the mother of his child and on their birthday eve no less

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picture of me shortly after my mom refused to buy me the incongruent cd unless I got the clean version and I was like no lol that's dumb so I didn't get either version

(picture of Hank and teenage me)

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Hank always replies

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and since I'm on the subject of the mountain goats, I'm pissed at past Skyler for moving to Portland and leaving the bay area. I would be going to all six of the sf shows in November!!! I would probably still be trying to do that somehow if I didn't have a baby!!!

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thinking about how doing thoughtful things for others is more than just that one act, because it can prompt them to do the same. my sister in law texted me asking if she could bring me coffee in the morning for my first mother's day tomorrow, which was so sweet of her. and it made me go, I want to do more things like that. who in my life can I support right now, even if it's small. and I t...2mo

in the last couple weeks I've found out that i have some kind of hypermobility/connective tissue disorder and that my hip has been dislocated for the last few months and it has been. a journey!! so much of the chronic pain I've been experiencing for years is making more sense now

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I just got to see @vicmmic.bsky.social perform

and it was incredible and I'm never gonna get over it

...also everyone else lol the whole show was very funny. but vic!!

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I vote we take it from the military

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if you're a person who shows up to concerts late and worms their way to the front, please know that I hate you and genuinely think you might be a bad person

and a bonus evil point if you're tall. it's bad regardless but even worse if you're tall

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I feel like I'm going to vomit but instead of vomit what will come out is screams3mo

I feel like I'm going to vomit but instead of vomit what will come out is screams

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everyone share the coolest picture that was ever taken of you as a kid

I'll start

(picture of child Skyler in a cowboy hat drinking juice)

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(nsfw warning!) austin just said "do you think there's any pornographic jarrod fanfiction"

i said no #p4a2026

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feels

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always proud that the main screenshot so many people use for jarrod is

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Skyler 🏴‍☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
pirate pals, do we see what's happening with killing eve rn??? that'll be us one day 🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️🕯️
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Skyler 🏴‍☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
in the last hour both my sister and one of my friends have texted me about hank's four by three game. it's reaching people I know and they're sending it to other people?? weird
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Skyler 🏴‍☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Austin is filming the bees with multiple cameras at once to catch them pissing
A kitchen with three cameras set up on tripods/stands, with a bunch of wires connecting them to a laptop and to a thing with a bunch of buttons on it. They're pointed out a window where you can see bushes
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Skyler 🏴‍☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I accidentally found this random person on letterboxd who ends every review with whether or not the movie had tits
Letterboxd reviews:

RECENT REVIEWS

Inception 
2010
★★
Watched 07 Jun 2026
A top class heist film, incredible visuals and set pieces. No tits.

The Network 
2013
★★★★
Watched 07 Jun 2026
Great film, great performances, great dialogue, no titties.

The Big Short 
2015
★★★★
Watched 07 Jun 2026
Fantastic film that should be made mandatory viewing. Leaves you feeling despondent at the greed of corporations. No tits.

GoodFellas
1990
★★★½
Watched 07 Jun 2026
Great mafia film. Can't remember if there are tits.Letterboxd reviews:

I Saw the TV Glow 
2024
★1½ 
Watched 07 Jun 2026
Absolute nonsense shit. Don't think tits could have saved this one.

Toy Story 
1995
★★★★
Watched 07 Jun 2026
Great film, the first fully cgi feature. No tits.

Back to the Future
1985
★★★★★
Watched 07 Jun 2026
All time classic. No tits though.

Back to the Future Part II 
1989
★★★★★
Watched 07 Jun 2026
One of the best films of all time. No tits.

Back to the Future Part III 
1990
★★★1½
Watched 07 Jun 2026
Hard to follow two of the best film of the 80s. No titsLetterboxd reviews:

Titanic 
1997
★★★
Watched 07 Jun 2026
Good film but bit long. Best bit was when that guy falls and hits the boat propeller and spins around. Kate Winslet gets her tits out.

Good Will Hunting
1997
★★★★
Watched 07 Jun 2026
Really great film. Incredible performance from Robin Williams. Possibly some Minnie Driver tits.

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 
2004
★★★½
Watched 07 Jun 2026
Original idea, great performances, no tits though.

The Sandlot 
1993
★★★★★
Watched 07 Jun 2026
My favourite childhood film of all time, must have watched it at least 10 times over the summer. No tits, would t improve the film, perfect as it is.Letterboxd reviews:

Finding Nemo 
2003
★★1½
Watched 07 Jun 2026
Meh, usual Pixar stuff. No itty bitty fish titties.

Clue
1985
★★★½
Watched 07 Jun 2026
Fun whodunnit. No tits but great cleavage on the maid!

The Thing
1982
★★★
Watched 07 Jun 2026
It was alright I thought. No titties.

American History X
1998
★★★★
Watched 07 Jun 2026
Raw, tragic, incredible performance from Edward Norton. Not sure if there were tits in this but it wouldnt surprise me if there were.
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Skyler 🏴‍☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
what are y'all doing for shallow grave summer I'm gonna dig up my time capsule and then throw a worm rave in the fresh dirt
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Skyler 🏴‍☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
one of pizza baby's current favorite toys is my pizza John pop-it fidget thing she's also partial to my pizza John pillow.....and many of my pizza John shirts..........it's like she knows who she is
A baby laying on the floor surrounded by toys. She's holding up a red triangle shaped popping fidget toy in front of her face. She's wearing lion king footie pajamas
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Skyler 🏴‍☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
painted flowers on my face for my first mother's day 💐🥰
Selfie of me, a white person with short blue-green hair, smiling at the camera holding my hand up under my chin. I have a bunch of flowers painted around both my eyes. I have a nose ring and I'm wearing dark pinkish lipstick and floral earrings. I'm wearing a floral dress and a necklace with a black capped chickadee on it.
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Skyler 🏴‍☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
hello gay pirate friends!! I haven't been on TikTok in months but I'm dying to see gentlebeard edits to Noah Kahan songs. if you know of any can you send them my way 👉🏻👈🏻
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Skyler 🏴‍☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
my husband did a good thread you should look at it
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Skyler 🏴‍☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
wore my barbie cowboy pizza John shirt to physical therapy today and tried to somehow explain what was going on to the receptionist lol
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Skyler 🏴‍☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
last week's accomplishments: 🪻 helped watch kids for a friend moving into a new house* 🪻 hosted a game night 🪻 did lots of things to help my body heal/feel better/be stronger in the future 🪻 had a date night with Austin 🪻 kept up my quota at work 🪻 went to therapy this is such a nice trend! do it!
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Skyler 🏴‍☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
the way Noah Kahan sings "if I'm gonna lose you either way" at the end of orbiter where loooooose sounds like a wolf howling at the moon............I'm losing my mind
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Skyler 🏴‍☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
my therapist is going to listen to Noah Kahan's new album because of me. ...why? no reason, it was very random. don't read too much into it
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Skyler 🏴‍☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
I don't wear contacts very often so it's taken years, but my bathtub is coming along nicely
A tiny bathtub filled with contact lenses so that they look kind of like bubbles and water
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Skyler 🏴‍☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
oh my god you guys this show was so funny. and @vicmmic.bsky.social was there!!! I got to see vic michaelis perform!!!! I'm never gonna get over it
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Skyler 🏴‍☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
one of my internet friends just told me she had her baby and I was like, what! she was just posting on discord 16 hours ago! and then I remembered I was literally messaging in the dear hank and john patreon livestream chat when the doctors came in and told me it was time to push 💀
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Skyler 🏴‍☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
very important people spoilers but like. we just watched this episode and I realized this is the first time our baby has ever heard the star spangled banner 🧍
Picture of a living room where my husband Austin is feeding a bottle to our baby who is on a bouncer. Her face is covered by an angel emoji. On the TV you can see stop from the newest episode of very important people holding American flags and singing. Austin is watching the TV and laughing. You can see a bunch of baby stuff all over the place lol
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Skyler 🏴‍☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Stede Sun, Ed Moon, Lucius Rising
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Skyler 🏴‍☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
I'm finally starting deadloch, wish me luck
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Skyler 🏴‍☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
i froze a smoothie I made over the weekend into ice cubes so I could have them as snacks during the work week and I....didn't consider how using this tray would turn out 🧍
A brown frozen cube of smoothie made with a pizza John ice tray, so it has John green's face and the word "PIZZA" on it
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Skyler 🏴‍☠️ @skudiklier.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
omggg just got Austin and me tickets to this in Portland! I'm so excited
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