A problem I have with hookas, bongs, and rigs is that I am a scientist and pretty glassware is pretty. Pretttttyyyyy
pathological attempts of humor
@trin.bsky.social
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personification of a well used pair of crocs. immigrant. left. loves a graph joke. wants to befriend puppets. quality omnivore. i typo a lot but my heart is pure. 40s. any/all. in the uk, for my sins.
!["Roko’s Basilisk when no one builds it in the first place because it’s a stupid fucking idea:"
[canceled shithead callmecarson wearing headphones with both hands covering their face in distress.]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreigiqzkgcsimtb6bgks6fv2kzxmmkvxittfakl7du2ts2m22o7u4du)
![muppetshow2026 on Tumblr:
"not to give green day credit but it is immensely funny how often Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation will be like hi green day play my event. and green day is like ok Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation but you know we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians and we are going to play our song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians .and Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation is like ok green day thats cool. and then green day plays their song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians. and Big Corporation For Guys Men Guys Guy Corporation is like wtf green day you cant do that you cant play your song we suck dick and penis and want to kill politicians. and this has been happening in a cycle for 30 years."
theabigailthorn:
"reminds me of the time Rage Against the Machine were vying for Christmas Number 1 (british public was doing a little trolling) so the BBC had to let them come on and play 'Killing In the Name Of' live on the breakfast show, and they asked them not to swear and they swore"
[a news article excerpt:]
"The BBC apologised today after US rock band Rage Against the Machine - battling with The X Factor winner Joe McElderry to be the Christmas No 1 - turned the airwaves blue on the Radio 5 Live breakfast show.
Rage Against The Machine were guests on the morning show, hosted by Nicky Campbell and Shelagh Fogarty, and invited to play a live version of their song, Killing in the Name.
The band had been asked not to sing the final refrain, "Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!" but singer Zack de la Rocha sang it anyway."
emberry-pie:
"me when I tell the guy who sings "fuck you, I won't do what you tell me" not to do that"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreignakmeubqhe342xyskt6gih7bzcom2viiltgj5xdmda2agq36t2a)
!["Spotted something odd on my run through the park tonight and ... I guess I have good news and bad news"
[A three-panel progressive zoom of a metal control pedestal standing in a grassy park next to a chain-link fence. The angled panel on top is styled as an LCARS interface (from the Star Trek franchise). The display reads "Holodeck Program" and includes smaller text reading "Los Angeles City Park" and "Survival Mode".]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4djfp3b27soxcfkxhirydi6d/bafkreia5yvgczeeu4r6fqenttneu7zmqpautrtmocrosauv5fur4k35zam)
