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BardZaku

@bardzaku.bsky.social
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I'm like 30 or 40. FFXIV, Gundam, Kamen Rider They/He PFP by @Xraybeeb

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BardZaku @bardzaku.bsky.social · 4h
Noels going for the spaghetti hat trick, let's see if it pays off.
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Blur @tomboypepsilove.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gundam 00 is a show that asks questions such as "How much can you distance yourself from your humanity in pursuit of an ideal before losing yourself?", "Can you truly make peace with someone who doesn't see his fellow humans as people?" and "Can a white boy walk the path of the bushido blade?"
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BardZaku @bardzaku.bsky.social · 16h
Happy Birthday pumpkins
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cola @colamander.bsky.social · 20h
Cold ones at night, homeboy's delight. Cold ones by morning, homeboy take warning
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Wyrmcat @wyrmcat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dunno if I every posted this, but a while back I drew a Moogle Sticker!!!! Feel free to use this however you like, I just have been getting really into Moogles lately and wanna spread my Disease <3 Kindred critter, I think...
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Josh 🐦 @josh.uno · 29/09/2026
what the fuck
Government website header with "America.gov" and a "Menu" button. A message asks, "Do you want to be my new AI gf?" Below, text reads, "No. I'm America, a government information service. I can help with official U.S. government programs."
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Kris Wolfheart @kriswolfhe.art · 29/09/2026
It's crazy how big nuzlockes are now, remembering that it came from an extremely rough 4chan comic where the protagonist had a nuzleaf who looked like locke from lost, hence nuzlocke
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.

Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.

Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.
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Take Meowt by Franz Ferdinyan @wendysnowradish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A friend asked me about the time the original author of sonic.exe tried to fake his death to get out of refunding me $20 for a commission he owed me and I realized I’ve never shared that story here on Bluesky
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two heavyset fellas sit around an unusual, scrawny humanoid alien at a diner counter. One of the guys pushes a little basket of bread in front of the alien and says, “this here is corn bread.” Panel 2: the alien takes a small bite of the golden corn bread. The alien says, “con… bred.” Panel 3: the alien begins to hover, emitting an otherworldly light and causing gravity to shift around its immediate vicinity. A frightened waitress behind the bar shouts, “what’s happening?!”
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Ellie Dawn 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🥺😏💜 @awkward.gay · 29/09/2026
The pay me in shoiks
The famous "they pay me in woims" Nancy comic but edited.
First panel is Nancy talking to teams femme Sluggo with shoulder length hair with a bow in,  and wearing a she/her badge: "I hear you're working at the Ikea". The bait shop has been edited to have 2 IKEA logos on it.
Second panel: Nancy asking "Do they pay you well?"
Third panel: Sluggo saying "They pay me in Shoiks" and holding up 2 different sized blåhaj shark plushies
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LeshyAugust @winesloth.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey go play/check out dogonline.net if you like old internet games/spaces! This is being worked on by some really cool people I know and I think it's super cute and you probably will too!
dogonline.net
Dog Online
Please play Dog Online every day.
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TallFroGuy - Shape Decider @tallfroguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i get by on a lot of self kindness and a little self delusion
Crudely drawn comic of the artist saying i really screwed up im a terrible person with a sad look on his faceThe artist ascends with golden beams of light and the text To err is human. If one does not cringe, one has not grown. Recognsing mistakes is a necessary step in correcting for them. The past is outside of my circle of control but it can teach me caution for the future. If I can forgive the mistakes of others perhaps I deserve the same from myself. Past performance does not guarantee future results . Resilience is a muscle one must grow through exertion. I have failed but I have learned a lesson from it. I will fail again but that is okay because I will learn from those too.The artist is back on the ground thinking of the loser in oanel one who is definitely not himself just some past guy who looks like him “hehe what a dumbass im glad ill never make mistakes”
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
They just released a mod sponsored by IKEA
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a shiny red rock @unfixable.place · 27/09/2026
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Well yeah she's an adult
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BardZaku @bardzaku.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Was trying to help someone new to mahjong in FFXIV and they got ronned on twice in a row and the game ended after round three. I feel bad but also lmfao. That's mahjong baybee
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Hark @ratmustards.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
funny band who lives in ur garbage #cartoonist #drawing
Three goofy little cartoon critters in a band. Central one is a blue cat in little round glasses holding a horned instrument, right one is a pinkish squid like onion-shaped creature with a harmonica and hat. Left one is a robot like thang with a big light bulb for a head, holding an upright bass type instrument and wearing oversized dark red suit.
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BardZaku @bardzaku.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Several of you
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BardZaku @bardzaku.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm going to eat ice cream and take a ZZZquil so I can visit the unsettling but consistent town I dream of when I eat ice cream and take ZZZquil
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BardZaku @bardzaku.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Kamen Rider Myth cute :)
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BardZaku @bardzaku.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"I made an AI chatbot that's dangerous" Just turn off the computer, nerd.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Repeat after me: I am not hornier than William Shatner. I am not hornier than Katie Tightpussy. I am not hornier than Kristi Noem. I am not hornier than Slavoj Zizek. But if I stand back and watch and learn, I will be hornier than I am.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
they are going to come for your contraception, it is literally only a matter of time. I just replaced my IUD and if you think any of the long-term methods of contraception would be a good fit for you and/or your partner, now is the time to do it
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Dog Online @dogonlinedotnet.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Please play Dog Online dogonline.net
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Dog Online
Please play Dog Online every day.
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Khayyaam #LIUKANGGANG @khayyaamb.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Mario when SEGA cancels the Sonic franchise
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Yeet Kune Do @yeetkunedo.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@discord.com I see now why age verification started rolling out, fuck this and fuck you for doing this
special reward available for fanduel in discord, because what discord needed was ads for predatory online gambling, fuck discord and everyone that works in their company leadership
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Sid Menon @beamsplashx.wethoughtaboutgames.com · 23/09/2026
"nathan for you" on the 3DS was originally known as "nathan for G" in japan, because it expanded on the original nathan for, adding new G-rank nathan fielders to hunt
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sam³⁰⁰⁰ @samgavin.com · 22/09/2026
this is a real pin from a real company designed by a real person and I own it
strikegently.co
Strike Gently - Horse Pin
1.25 inchesHard enamel with gold platingDeluxe clasp backingShipped with love from our warehouse in LA.
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BardZaku @bardzaku.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There was like a year where I was unaware of Jelly Roll and I thought everyone was talking about the piano player who was active in the 20's and 30's.
Album cover for "Best of Jelly Roll Morton". A black and white photograph of a man sitting at a piano with his face turned towards the camera.
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no. @joles.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
but doctor, pagliacci is a friend of mine so i was already planning to go to the clown show tonight. i was at a friend’s clown show last night too. actually a lot of my friends are getting into clowning these days…. yeah i don’t know what that says about me either
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Chase | Commissions... Open!! @chaseburns.art · 22/09/2026
"borzoi" really sounds like a kind of mobile suit, doesn't it?
a digital sketch of a zaku ii that resembles a borzoi dog, because of its white coloration and elongated snout
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Casey Explosion @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Fun fact, you can listen to September by Earth Wind & Fire any time you want, it doesn't have to be on the 21st night of September. There are no rules, become ungovernable!
youtube.com
Earth, Wind & Fire - September (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by EarthWindandFireVEVO
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Obscure Video Games @obscurevgs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Flower, Sun and Rain (Grasshopper Manufacture - DS - 2008/2009) obscurevideogames.tumblr.com/post/8261203...
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jade's gallery @gallery.oat.zone · 22/09/2026
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 22/09/2026
I want to remind the people pleasers out there that the best thing you can do for other people is to prioritize yourselves & your own wellbeing. Take care of yourself. At the end of the day, you are your last line of defense.
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darude snowstorm @darudesnowstorm.myatproto.social · 22/09/2026
when you come across a field of random monsters in a jrpg and stop just outside their aggro range
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
September, but I lost my 45 adapter
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Trowa's derailing and taking the whole train with him. Be safe out there.
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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
ed sheeran breaks down in tears when he realizes that the plasma grenade on his knee cannot be disarmed
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Gangstalker Frampt @sweater-puppy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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the homophobic boy detective @gaorush.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
they're calling it the best character design 10 years running
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 20/09/2026
Amtrak didn’t tell us about this exposure, so heads up: if you took an Amtrak train last week through Chicago or anywhere on the Southwest Chief, Coast Starlight, or California Zephyr routes like we did, you may have been exposed to measles! Please let the train people in your life know about this
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Melsonian Arts Council @melsonian-arts-council.itch.io · 20/09/2026
There's a day left. And we've finally reached the often threatened stretch goal of giving away every PDF we've ever made to everyone pledging. Which also means it's not happening again. If you snooze you loose! www.backerkit.com/c/projects/m...
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A Bit O Troika
A street-by-street, door-by-door gazetteer of the Troikan borough of Ripplegate with spider banks, fire cults, population adjusters, and hundreds of other small businesses all mapped and packed with s...
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Trevor Henderson 🍉 (commissions closed) @slimyswampghost.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
RESIDENT EVIL was perfect. I'm a complete sucker for shoving a guy who kinda sucks into a meat-grinder for an hour and a half, and this does that admirably. Felt like an RE sequel I wish I could play. Going to have it playing in the background constantly. I need to see it ten more times right now.
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Wyrmcat @wyrmcat.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
wonder what I've been up to for a bit with some friends? Well..... It's Only One Of The Snazziest Online Toys Out There!!!!!!!!!!! Checkit out!!!!!!!!!!!
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Stop Doom Scrolling, & start doing this.
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BardZaku @bardzaku.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Resident Evil movie good
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BardZaku @bardzaku.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Thinking about that time I was behind a van at night and completely misunderstood what I was looking at.
The back of a van at night. It is a work van for "Dalmation Cleaning and Restoration". Their logo is a dalmation head with the word "Dalmation" in black over a thick red bar. The van has the image of a big tidal wave and lighting behind the logo .Uboa from Yume Niki over a red bar with "Dalmation" written in front of it. Behind it is the Great Wave Off Kanagawa with inverted colors.
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BardZaku @bardzaku.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
Found it! Thank you @razzarazor.bsky.social for making this beautiful work of art
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