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BardZaku

@bardzaku.bsky.social
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I'm like 30 or 40. FFXIV, Gundam, Kamen Rider They/He PFP by @Xraybeeb

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Gupp @kenny-loggoff.bsky.social · 12h
im raiding yr temple for scrolls of wisdom bro an uhhh there arent any
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BardZaku @bardzaku.bsky.social · 1h
"There is not enough food at this dionysian buffet" Bro shut the fuck up you're actually scaring me.
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BardZaku @bardzaku.bsky.social · 1h
Every once in a while I'll see some hardcore FFXIV players complaining about how there's not enough to do in the game. I need you to know that from a casual players' perspective, you sound fucked-up.
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Nash B. S. @nodnash.bsky.social · 10h
Everett True was done so dirty in this fight
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Waffles 🧇 @bsky @mon0eye.bsky.social · 11h
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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · 8h
Excited for another year of Dragsidia at @gatewayfate.bsky.social! A lot of fun stuff is in store so I hope to see y'all there!
Drag show flyer for Dragsidia at Gateway Fate, an unofficial Final Fantasy Fan Event in STL. The show is on Sunday, October 18th. 8pm at the Exhibit Hall Stage.
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Phoenix🥦🏳️‍⚧️🦗 @reiwandaful.northsky.social · 8h
You could just post screenshots of George Karizaki for this
George Karizaki crouched at crotch level looking at a man's driver. Definitely not his dickGeorge Karizaki naked holding a rubber chicken George Karizaki hitting on Ikki's dad naked in the bathGeorge in the shower (he's filming this btw)
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Derry Cowe 🏳️‍⚧️ @derryonair.bsky.social · 9h
Yeah it counts.
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BardZaku @bardzaku.bsky.social · 10h
*laying on a grassy hillside and naming clouds as they float by* Robot smoking a cigarette, slice of pizza, Falco with his pussy out
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A Mech A Day @dailymecha.bsky.social · 13h
Model: Mecha-Shiva Debut: The Venture Bros. Year: 2003 Designers: the artists at Needle Soup Productions, Inc.
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Hayes @dirtcupart.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
"why is there porn in your thing" its for ralph bakshi. i get hard in honor of ralph bakshi. in prayer
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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Christopher Columbus was dragged back to Spain in chains by a crusading knight, convicted of tyranny and immeasurable cruelty, pardoned by Isabella but banned from returning to Hispaniola. Fuck Columbus.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
yearly reminder to people insisting that we view Christopher Columbus as "a man of his time" that *the people responsible for the Spanish Inquisition* thought Columbus was out of pocket
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BardZaku @bardzaku.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
If you aren't already, please play #dogonline every day.
An orange corgi named Dr. Del Taco. He's wearing an orange beanie, a red plaid shirt over a white t, pale blue jeans, white sneakers, and the Kamen rider Kuuga beltA "sinister dog" named metalpipe_mp3

The dog is dark grey with the top half of its face shrouded in darkness it is wearing red circular sunglasses, a red scarf,and a green top in a way to evoke Kamen rider ichigoA blueberry dog named Tuba. He is smoking a pipe and wearing nice frameless pince-nez glasses, a black moustache, a red tie, a dress shirt and vest, and nice black shoes.
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Beebdog @xraybeeb.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
It's so bizarre to organically see Dog Online on my timeline and stuff because like... how?? This is funny toy that me and my friends make. And you're tell me all sorts of people are playing it now? Huh??
SpongeBob screenshot of Patrick saying WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE. In this case, I am Patrick and all dogonline.net players are the eye balls.
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Adam Shelton @atomheartadam.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
You have to play DogOnline every day. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhmA... #Dog #DogOnline
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You Have To Play DogOnline Every Day
YouTube video by AtomHeartAdam
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Shad | 7.5 @shadand.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
dog online..... #art #dogonline
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BardZaku @bardzaku.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I love when I'm playing Deadlock and someone is screaming at their teammates to kill me >:) I love 2 become a problem
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Gabrielle A. Perry, MPH @geauxgabrielle.blacksky.app · 10/10/2026
People are discussing how Halloween candy is so terrible these days. A reminder that alot of the candy we eat is made with women’s prison labor. Russell Stover’s factory in Kansas busses in 150 women a day via a convict leasing program to staff their candy factory.
Russell Stover has begun using prison labor to make candy in
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A Russell Stover candy factory in Kansas has begun hiring incarcerated workers through a work release program, Eoin Higgins reports in his newsletter, The Flashpoint. About 150 women are bussed in from the Topeka Correctional Facility and paid $14 an hour, but the prison keeps some of their wages for room and board, taxes, transportation, and other expenses. When all is said and done, they take home less than $6 per hour. These deductions are high, but elsewhere in the country, they're even higher: In our May series on prison
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BardZaku @bardzaku.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I grew up in Southern Illinois and we mostly went to St. Louis for field trips (zoo, art museum, science center, all free options that are very accessible for public schools) but once we went to Springfield to see the capitol building and Lincoln's tomb.
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Experimental post: The Duality of Whacka In the Switch version of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, Whacka can finally be fought, and has a suspiciously specific 108 HP. The game both offers a ridiculously simplistic explanation for this as well as a complex one steeped in Dharmic symbolism.
In Paper Mario, the original version of Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, and Super Paper Mario, Whacka was just a harmless whack-a-mole creature that could be abused to get Whacka Bumps, extremely valuable healing items. After being hit enough times, the Whacka goes extinct, teaching the players the consequences of their actions. However, in the Switch version of Paper Mario: TTYD, he instead moves to the bottom of the Pit of 100 Trials and becomes an optional superboss with 108 HP.
He is fought at the bottom of the Pit of 100 Trials and has to be hit 8 times in order for the fight to activate.
but also
The number 108 is considered sacred by the Dharmic religions, such as Hinduism, Buddhism, and Jainism.
Whacka symbolizes karma for killing him in past games
ring the bell 108 times, per Japanese tradition? The ringing of the bell represents the 108 bonno-defilements of man..
Buddhism holds the view that there are precisely 108 temptations on the path to Nirvana.
Therefore, in order to reach Nirvana, every Buddhist must resist 108 earthly temptations.
With a combination of any of the elements of the above four factors, there are 108 ways with which the karmas can be attracted to the soul.
the earthly temptation to get those Whacka Bumps
There are 108 qualities of praiseworthy souls
Some people think that the human spirit travels through 108 stages, while others believe that enlightenment is attainable with just 108 breaths each day while in Intense meditation,
108 beads to awaken your inner light
Meditators count mantra repetitions with mala beads of 108, (100 counted for self, 8 for mistakes and for those who have not the opportunity to meditate in mantra)
108 breaths to return to your truth
108 mantras to dissolve ego into dever
108 steps from the self to the soul
The Sacred Meaning of 108 Temple Steps
the journey to Whacka is a journey of enlightenment
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BardZaku @bardzaku.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
*Gilgrim only half-understood the conversation* Yeah, I liked Taking Back Sunday. Do you remember the Emo game? Those flash games, haha. I bet those were not as good as I remember :)
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Shiny the Wark 🔞 @ BLFC @shinywark.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
re-uploading because I misspelled their name. I'm sorry Biddy Blas, you deserve so much better.
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Gangstalker Frampt @sweater-puppy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Top ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read.
She had bought raw goat milk from a farm recommended to her in a Facebook group run by her chiropractor
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BardZaku @bardzaku.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Happy birthday, Lesbians!
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amelia zollner 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 @manateemailbox.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
wrote about dog online, a browser game that's one of my favorite hidden gems of 2026 kotaku.com/delightful-v...
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Delightful Virtual Pet Sim/RPG Dog Online Is Bringing Back 2000s Internet Culture - Kotaku
The mysterious browser game, which is like Neopets mixed with an in-depth retro RPG, is one of 2026's hidden gems
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 03/11/2024
Caption: The shelter said he had been returned four times for being aggressive. It was his last chance. My dad, who never wanted a dog, saw him and fell in love. After showing him the love he deserved, this happened: Video: A Bichon Frisé in a court jester outfit limboing under police caution tape
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Waverly @waverlysm.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
courtesy pictures for sad children
panel 1: announcer at a podium says "welcome everyone to our thirtieth annual air show"
panel 2: a crowd of people clap
panel 3: announcer says "oh, here's the first j-"
panel 4: jet goes WOOSH
panel 5: announcer says "if you were a kurdish villager, this is what it might sound like to die"
panel 6: two jets go RAAAAR
panel 7: announcer says "or survive, waking every night to the sternum-shaking screams of these nightmare engines"
panel 8: announcer says "and here come our vintage planes"
panel 9: vintage planes go WHIRRRRR
panel 10: announcer says "this is what it sounded like to die in the forties"
panel 11: a crowd of people clap
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Captain Dick Blastoff @dickblastoff.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's that time of year again. Get in here, witches!!
Drag show flyer for Klub Weirdo: Witches on October 21st at 9pm. Only at the Crack Fox in STL. Entree fee: 21+ is $25 and 18+ is $20. Cast is Moxxi Mayhem, Fabrielle, Sweet Toni Fur, Allura Fette, Capt. Dick Blastoff, Ominous Portent Mornett, Sybil Nix, Schuyler C. Valentine, Sara Shay and Cheery Blossom.Drag show flyer for Klub Weirdo: Witches featuring Captain Dick Blastoff.
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feeb @greenery.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
FULL FORCE
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feeb @greenery.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
NEXT LEVEL
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BardZaku @bardzaku.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Room where I go to wack my homo (/affectionate /notlikethemafia)
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Jubo Malseeco @thejubomalseeco.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
oh, the blood stalk cunt edit? yeah, I have it.
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BardZaku @bardzaku.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*Dimension
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BardZaku @bardzaku.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Teleporting these people to the notation software demension
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BardZaku @bardzaku.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Having the chronic shit myself disease and the shit myself syndrome has not increased my worker productivity and I'm very sorry to my handsome God and sexy country that I cannot overcome being made wrong 🫡🏈🦅
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nat. @natclayton.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
learning how to mod deadlock so i can make it a real Source game by adding
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BardZaku @bardzaku.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Pulling up to a stoplight and pivoting my whole cab so me and my friends can mean-mug the guy that cut us off two blocks ago.
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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
(dragon’s dogma pawn at the grocery store) ‘tis an item we require in every aisle! a divide and conquer scenario would work best, seems
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 07/10/2026
“If we want the rewards of being loved for only eating spaghetti, we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known for only eating spaghetti” - Benjamin Franklin
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BardZaku @bardzaku.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
HE'S DONE IT! NOEL THE HIT-AND-RUN VITCTIM HOUSEHOLD HAS ACCOMPLISHED THE SPAGHETTI HAT TRICK! We couldn't be more thrilled! And a diet coke, our man is driving home tonight folks.
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BardZaku @bardzaku.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Album was banned in Tennessee so you know it's good.
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BardZaku @bardzaku.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Boricua X Gundam X Sanitation crossover event
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BardZaku @bardzaku.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The same bear from the trail cam, photoshopped in front of a brick wall, the picture is desaturated to be black and white and a parental advisory sticker is in the bottom left corner
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BardZaku @bardzaku.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Album cover goes too fucking hard
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Bando @bandobear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I try my best to explain how to tell is a song is AI lmao
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BardZaku @bardzaku.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Select your Quattro
A Quattro Select cleaning solution dispenser. In the center is a yellow nob with an arrow. You can turn the yellow knob to select one of four cleaning solutions. Stickers of Quattro Bajina (Gundam Zeta), Quatre Rabera Winner (Gundam Wing), a Cuatro with a Puerto Rican flag (national instrument of Borikén), and an Audi Quattro Sport (red 2 door sedan sport car)
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BardZaku @bardzaku.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
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BardZaku @bardzaku.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Had a dream that the news replaced one of the days of the five day forecast with an advertisement for Everybody Loves Raymond unless you paid for premium news.
A typical five day forecast predicting rain from Sunday through Thursday but instead of Wednesday it just says "Everybody Loves Raymond" with a picture of Raymond Romano and "7:00" underneath.
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