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bantammenace.bsky.social

@bantammenace.bsky.social
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Autistic fibro runner, writer, musician, cat enthusiast. Over 50. Fan obsessed (mostly BNHA but other nerdy stuff too). Coffee obsessed. Weird. NSFW. ADHD.

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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just started actual training for my March marathon. 6.5 miles, and a hojicha einspanner to celebrate. I always do a before and after photo shoot. My weight isn't an issue, but my SHAPE always changes dramatically while in training, and I like to see the difference. (not bad for 52 with 2 kids!)
Side view of a middle aged woman wearing a black sports bra and lavender boxer briefs. She has a slight somach pooch but her age shows more in her neck than in her body. She also needs to redo her hair dye, which is a faded blue over blond highlights, with dark roots.Same as the previous photo but a front view. If you squint really hard you MIGHT see an ab or two.A tired looking woman in a blue tank, purple arm gaiters, and a United States of Smash shirt smiles into the camera, holding a delicious looking drink.
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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
when the chemistry is so good i can spend years reading fanfiction about the same two people falling in love in nearly identical scenarios
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
In the same way that the invention of photography incentived the development of abstract art, the silver lining to this immense dark cloud is that a type of "dirty" art will be incentivized. One that revels in ugliness and the vulnerability of human error. The end of auto-tune.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm extremely susceptible to bribes. Even if I'm bribing myself. Sooooooo...I just ordered a box of these assholes. They'll live with my husband until I 'earn' them (work on a project I'm having trouble starting). Hopefully it won't be a repeat of the gachapon 'oops, all Endeavors' fiasco.
Picture depicts eight (seven, really) stupidly cute cats designed after the My Hero Academia characters Deku, Shoto, Eraserhead, Present Mic, (not you, Endeavor), Hawks, Mirko, and Dabi. The poster will absolutely make some of them kiss (NOT YOU, ENDEAVOR)
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Diane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · 08/09/2026
Never. *Ever.* I refuse to handle stolen goods.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I was finally able to pick up my prize from the West Central Illinois Quilt Shop Hop. Now if I could only get my new sewing machine up and running...
An arranged variety of quilting supplies, including a purple rolling tote, two packages of pastel fabrics, batting, thread, and square templates. Someday the components might come together to make a small quilt or table runner.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
New tank top! Perfect timing because it's hot as balls and we don't have AC. I'd be living naked if we didn't have (very pointy) cats.
A cropped look at a woman wearing a blue tank top. The top features characters from the video game Chrono TriggerA dark haired woman shows off the back of a strappy light blue tank top. The top is covered with pixilated images of characters from the game Chrono Trigger.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I don't know if I need someone to talk me out of buying this...or talk me into it.
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[Pre-Sale] Red 1980s Gigot Sleeve Victorian Lace Dress
[countdown]2026/9/20 00:00:00[/countdown] Pre-sale products will be shipped normally on Sep. 20th. Please notice that if an order includes a pre-sale product, the whole order will be shipped after the...
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
thank you lesbian tractor witch
image with swirling green background of the lesbian tractor witch it says: congratulations if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the lesbian tractor witch, she has removed all curses have a wonderful day
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
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Clerks: I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today!
ALT: Clerks: I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today!
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val @destroymuse.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
this is so real
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Who was your first anime crush? Remember, folks. I'm OLD. So old I had to go search for a GIF.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Took my mom for x-rays and post surgery follow-up in the midwest heat. We decided we needed a treat afterwards. Oreo. Reeses. Cheesecake. Love the food scene in LA, but I DO miss Culvers!
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
5.5 miles. Iced caramel oat toffee nut latte (half sweet). 2.5 miles home. it was already 84 degrees when I got home, but at least I avoided the upper 90s later in the day!
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
post a character from an animated show that reminds you of you
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Aizawa Shouta: I'm Done With All of You
ALT: Aizawa Shouta: I'm Done With All of You
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Well played, postal service. Well played. (so happy for my new hat!)
A close-up of a box with a small hole in it. The hole is directly next to the business's address, sporting the name: Sneak Peak'. The recipient of the packages finds this amusing.A black and red baseball hat with a red, white, and yellow logo declaring 'United States of Smash'.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Pigeon and Goose. This is around two weeks after the two were introduced. They never so much as hissed at each other, and were snuggling nearby after a couple days. And now... They are just the Bestest Boys. I'm so glad my niece adopted Goose!
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'm starting to take this personally.
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Tyson @lscpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I've been more or less keeping up with my running while helping my mom out, other than the entire week where it was either raining or 100+ degrees. This was my first run long enough to get to a good coffee shop. Half sweet almond milk cafe miel.
A middle aged sweaty woman with dark hair and eyes holds a large, delicious iced coffee.
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🔞Clair🔞 COMMS OPEN @asspiringauthor.blacksky.app · 25/07/2026
My name is Kira and it's my dream to be a successful artist and freelancer!! Please share my story! Link to my Patreon is below!! #art #kiribaku
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I'm staying with my mom for a few weeks while she recovers from a broken hip. She's getting aroun surprisingly well, but mostly just goes to the bathroom or her office. My main job is cooking. Last night was garlic shrimp fried rice.
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Straw&Bone @strawandbonezine.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
STRAW & BONE is an upcoming #OnePiece horror project in the form of a digital #zine featuring written and drawn works of all kinds. We're currently taking a contributor interest check, so if this piques your creative curiosity, fill out our form: forms.gle/imM8ABfh7XtL... [ strawandbone.carrd.co ]
A graphic on a black background titled STRAW & BONE, A ONE PIECE HORROR ZINE. There is a digital artwork in the center of the page of a Horo Horo Ghost smiling with bloody hands emerging from a frame with a red glow. On the left-hand side it says 13 AUG and on the right-hand side it says 13 SEPT.
Below the image the text reads 'THE DEAD ARE RESTLESS. THE SEA IS HUNGRY. THE INTEREST CHECK IS OPEN.'
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High Priestess, Low Patience @cheriepriest.com · 10/08/2026
plz allow me to bless your timeline with 20 seconds of a 3-month-old puppy making a valiant effort to befriend a frog
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Running at my mom's place. Even first thing in the morning it was stupid hot and humid. I'm still sweating after a shower!
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
"Don't stay on twitter so long you stop believing in sunscreen" sounds like an idiom people 200 years in the future will be using but won't remember what it means
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Ace (Now Goose) has arrived in Illinois! He was a fantastic traveler. The big guy is his new brother, Pigeon. No one consulted Pigeon about getting a little brother.
A smol 12 week old tuxedo kitten tries out a fleecy gray and white bed. It absolutely dwarfs him.A lorg tuxedo cat curls up in a cozy white and gray bed. Unlike his tiny little brother he fills up the ENTIRE bed. With no room. Especially not room for upstart little kittens.
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Cor 🎮 @hardnoctlife.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Sure, sex is great, but have you ever gotten an in-depth AO3 comment breaking down everything a reader loved about your story?
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Owen Jones @owenjones.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
"The politicians basically serve the rich, the wealthy, and their self-interest." Listen to this man in Nigel Farage's constituency.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I have, with my own eyes, watched my tax dollars in the form of missiles as they hit buildings inhabited by civilians. I'd much prefer subsidizing a grocery story I don't use.
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Jeff (Mixed Metaphors) @mixedmetaphors.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Yes, it's the zeroth rule of writing advice: if advice works for you, then it's good advice for you, but if advice doesn't work for you, then it's bad advice for you. Sounds like a tautology, but people will fight you to the death on Reddit if you reject one of their unbreakable rules.
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Left Outside @leftoutside.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Host the anti-world cup in Avignon, you cowards.
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Jim Robert @mollygrub.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
you know what, let circe cook. let her cook those men.
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Michael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Good-faith concern on this issue would be going, "hmm, professional sports leagues should probably have some standards in place to ensure trans competitors aren't getting an unfair advantage," googling for 5 minutes, realizing every sports league already has those standards and dropping it.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
#Donarrhea
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I try not to do anything that would make Weird Al ashamed of me, except cursing, which I know he forgives.
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Malaclypse the Middle @malaclypse.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I would absolutely watch this.
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Futurama: Shut Up And Take My Money Meme
Alt: Futurama: Shut Up And Take My Money Meme
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
My mom just fell and broke her hip. She's got a good prognosis; even though she's in her mid 70s she is expected to make a full recovery. I'm relieved at that, since I know it's not guaranteed. But I'm also not okay. That's MY MOM. She really is one of my best friends. And I'm half a continent away.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
www.nytimes.com/badges/games...
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I got Queen Bee!
How many words can you make with 7 letters?
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Sigh. Yup.
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Chris Pink Moss @christoptomus.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
I have eaten the salad that was in the icebox and which you were probably saving for lunch Forgive me I now have diarrhea so dehydrated and out of tp
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
talesfromthecrypts
"They said they wanted a vampire relationship with no age gap"

"No age gap??!?!?"

"And no non-con elements"

"NO NON CON?"

"And no coercion or otherwise manipulative behaviors"

"Joe they want a vampire with NOTHING"
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Sean Marshall @seanyyz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Why I’m a fan of the Oxford comma.
TORONTO STAR
BOOK REVIEW
Sylvia Plath, a New York vigilante and Shah of Iran featured in latest historical fiction
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Show me a comic page you love; no explanation needed.
A six panel comic. Only the first panel really matters. it's one of the best panels in comic history. A wooden door disintigrates in an explosion, with the sound effect "BaTHROOM"
After than an alien creature walks out, and is accosted by Kitty Pride, who complains that the only toilet in seventeen miles has been destroyed. It is a legitimate complaint.
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Charlayn von Solms @charlayn.eurosky.social · 14/07/2026
Cue Shirley Jackson's epic response to a person who was under the mistaken impression that informing a writer that you don't approve of their work/conduct/ideas/etc. will somehow shame/inspire them to change everything about themselves just to please a random idiot.
Photograph of a letter. Text reads: 
"North Bennington
Vermont
July 24

Dear Mrs. White,

If you don’t like my peaches, don’t shake my tree.

Sincerely,
Shirley Jackson"
Source: https://news.lettersofnote.com/p/dont-shake-my-tree-7c4
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"Imaginary evil is romantic and varied; real evil is gloomy, monotonous, barren, boring. Imaginary good is boring; real good is always new, marvelous, intoxicating." — Simone Weil
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
You are not ready for this.
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Rep. Dr. Jasmine Clark @jasmineclarkforga.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Five facts that you should know about the current Cyclospora outbreak.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Finished a marathon 3 day Quilt Shop Hop with my mom, sister-in-law, and youngest kiddo. Bought way more than I can sew. No regrets.
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