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bantammenace.bsky.social

@bantammenace.bsky.social
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Autistic fibro runner, writer, musician, cat enthusiast. Over 50. Fan obsessed (mostly BNHA but other nerdy stuff too). Coffee obsessed. Weird. NSFW. ADHD.

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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just started actual training for my March marathon. 6.5 miles, and a hojicha einspanner to celebrate. I always do a before and after photo shoot. My weight isn't an issue, but my SHAPE always changes dramatically while in training, and I like to see the difference. (not bad for 52 with 2 kids!)
Side view of a middle aged woman wearing a black sports bra and lavender boxer briefs. She has a slight somach pooch but her age shows more in her neck than in her body. She also needs to redo her hair dye, which is a faded blue over blond highlights, with dark roots.Same as the previous photo but a front view. If you squint really hard you MIGHT see an ab or two.A tired looking woman in a blue tank, purple arm gaiters, and a United States of Smash shirt smiles into the camera, holding a delicious looking drink.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Apropos
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm extremely susceptible to bribes. Even if I'm bribing myself. Sooooooo...I just ordered a box of these assholes. They'll live with my husband until I 'earn' them (work on a project I'm having trouble starting). Hopefully it won't be a repeat of the gachapon 'oops, all Endeavors' fiasco.
Picture depicts eight (seven, really) stupidly cute cats designed after the My Hero Academia characters Deku, Shoto, Eraserhead, Present Mic, (not you, Endeavor), Hawks, Mirko, and Dabi. The poster will absolutely make some of them kiss (NOT YOU, ENDEAVOR)
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I was finally able to pick up my prize from the West Central Illinois Quilt Shop Hop. Now if I could only get my new sewing machine up and running...
An arranged variety of quilting supplies, including a purple rolling tote, two packages of pastel fabrics, batting, thread, and square templates. Someday the components might come together to make a small quilt or table runner.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
New tank top! Perfect timing because it's hot as balls and we don't have AC. I'd be living naked if we didn't have (very pointy) cats.
A cropped look at a woman wearing a blue tank top. The top features characters from the video game Chrono TriggerA dark haired woman shows off the back of a strappy light blue tank top. The top is covered with pixilated images of characters from the game Chrono Trigger.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Who was your first anime crush? Remember, folks. I'm OLD. So old I had to go search for a GIF.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Took my mom for x-rays and post surgery follow-up in the midwest heat. We decided we needed a treat afterwards. Oreo. Reeses. Cheesecake. Love the food scene in LA, but I DO miss Culvers!
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
5.5 miles. Iced caramel oat toffee nut latte (half sweet). 2.5 miles home. it was already 84 degrees when I got home, but at least I avoided the upper 90s later in the day!
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Well played, postal service. Well played. (so happy for my new hat!)
A close-up of a box with a small hole in it. The hole is directly next to the business's address, sporting the name: Sneak Peak'. The recipient of the packages finds this amusing.A black and red baseball hat with a red, white, and yellow logo declaring 'United States of Smash'.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Pigeon and Goose. This is around two weeks after the two were introduced. They never so much as hissed at each other, and were snuggling nearby after a couple days. And now... They are just the Bestest Boys. I'm so glad my niece adopted Goose!
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I've been more or less keeping up with my running while helping my mom out, other than the entire week where it was either raining or 100+ degrees. This was my first run long enough to get to a good coffee shop. Half sweet almond milk cafe miel.
A middle aged sweaty woman with dark hair and eyes holds a large, delicious iced coffee.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I'm staying with my mom for a few weeks while she recovers from a broken hip. She's getting aroun surprisingly well, but mostly just goes to the bathroom or her office. My main job is cooking. Last night was garlic shrimp fried rice.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This guy was in my neighborhood a few weeks ago. They're all over the South Bay area! I love how even in our enclaves we have a lot of wildlife. Coyotes, foxes, possoms, skunks, raccoons...and a lot of invaders like this dude!
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Running at my mom's place. Even first thing in the morning it was stupid hot and humid. I'm still sweating after a shower!
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Ace (Now Goose) has arrived in Illinois! He was a fantastic traveler. The big guy is his new brother, Pigeon. No one consulted Pigeon about getting a little brother.
A smol 12 week old tuxedo kitten tries out a fleecy gray and white bed. It absolutely dwarfs him.A lorg tuxedo cat curls up in a cozy white and gray bed. Unlike his tiny little brother he fills up the ENTIRE bed. With no room. Especially not room for upstart little kittens.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
My Lucy hides like this.
Two hind paws and a tail, belonging to a somewhat deluded gray tabby, stick out from under a wooden pantry. She is trying hard to hide but is failing to camoflage, even though the carpet is close in color.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Show me a comic page you love; no explanation needed.
A six panel comic. Only the first panel really matters. it's one of the best panels in comic history. A wooden door disintigrates in an explosion, with the sound effect "BaTHROOM"
After than an alien creature walks out, and is accosted by Kitty Pride, who complains that the only toilet in seventeen miles has been destroyed. It is a legitimate complaint.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Finished a marathon 3 day Quilt Shop Hop with my mom, sister-in-law, and youngest kiddo. Bought way more than I can sew. No regrets.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
We lost Chopper unexpectedly last night. It's the hardest part of fostering. Having to let some go. We're not sure exactly what happened...his diarrhea seemed to be getting better, and he had even put on a tiny bit of weight, but whatever was going on was just too much. Safe travels, Chopper.
Three kittens lie on a white blanket covered in pink and grey hearts.
In the middle is a black kitten who is smaller than the other two. His front leg is thrown over the back of his sister, a dilute calico. His brother, a tuxedo, cuddles from behind.A tiny black kitten sleeps on a yellow blanket. Part of a brown tabby is also in the picture.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Poor little Chopper got to hang with his big sisters after the vet. Verdict: he is very smol, and taking longer to fight off whatever is giving everyone the squirts. And because his poor wee bunghole is exhausted he is dribbling more than squirting.
Three kittens rest on a white blanket covered in pink and grey hearts.
The larger kittens are a dilute calico (Vivi) and a brown tabby (Brook). The smallest is an itty bitty black kitten who is curled into an itty bitty black ball of fuzz.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Smol cats are settling in. Maladaptive dick sucking has lessened. However, Ace is a face chomper and I have to spend a LOT of time pulling him off of the other kitten's faces. Bro is FERAL for face.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Chopper, Ace, and Koby. We think they're from the same litter as the others but they are a lot smaller so we can't be certain, even though the same outside mama was nursing all of them! It's possible mama rounded up 3 random kittens after hers were rescued, but I'd like to think that's unlikely!
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The original strawcats have been joined by Franky, Brook, and Vivi! They have fleas and are junk-suckers. Working on those issues because they are otherwise diagnosed with CUTE and I just want to sit with them on my lap all day.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
How does one mess up a selfie by blinking??? Anyway. A slow, steady 5k on a cool and cloudy morning.
Selfie of a tired middle aged woman in a running shirt and black baseball cap. She's holding a multi hued fruity drink with a green straw. Her eyes are closed.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Two posts. The first is from Tim Onion and reads: "The Bingiest of Bongs to you and yours!
The second, just below it, is from Big Ben and reads: "BONG BONG BONG BONG"
The poster is amused by this.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
You may need this
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
When your serious photoshoot is interrupted.
Toshi, a dark colored Sphynx cat, sits half in and half out of a sunbeam. His face is serious as he looks off to the side and contemplates the fragility of life.Toshi is still partly in a sunbeam, but now looks down the stairs (he's sitting on a carpeted step) at something off camera. He looks annoyed.Toshi is now lying on the step, head playfully turned upward in an invitation to play. He's staring at Cheetos, an orange tabby, who sits one step below. She is staring at him, her back to the camera.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Wide legged pants + kittens = ouch. The number of times I've yelled "LUFFY GET OUT OF MY PANTS!!!!" is frankly ridiculous.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
5k. If you look real hard you can see my new piercing, which is the reason I swapped out my headphones for earbuds.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Princessa Sanjelica Butterscotch Meow Meow the Third of the Strawcats (AKA Sanji) has not a single care in the world.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
10k without intervals for the first time in....years maybe! I signed up for a marathon in a year and am going to find a half to run this fall to give myself a goal. Enjoying lavender tea to rehydrate before walking home.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
My hot liberal guy. Still hot 30 years later. (Yes I'm bragging).
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I actually managed to get out for a run! 3.5 miles. If I'm feeling up to it I might try for a longer run tomorrow. I need to sign up for a race so I have the motivation to train.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
We went hiking in Griffith Park for the first time in years. I identified: Wild cucumber, laurel sumac, telegraphweed, coast live oak, golden yarrow, toyon, deerweed, distant phacelia, castor bean, southern bush monkeyflower, botta's clarkia, tree tobacco, maltese star thistle, and sacred Datura.
A picture of Los Angeles from the hills in Griffith Park, on a cloudy/foggy day. There is only a slight haze in the foreground, while the city itself is shrouded in grey.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
I love cooking with Guiness. Will have to look for some of the other varieties.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
The Snacks are just a few days shy of 8 weeks. They are all eating solid food (one of them reluctantly). In a few hours they will be going to another foster home so we can focus on the Strawcats. I'll miss them. I won't miss 10 kittens using my office as a toilet.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Figured out who was peeing next to my desk. Turns out it was one of the Strawcats! (Luffy). They are still too small to get into the regular litterboxes so I got out an itty bitty box and introduced them. Sanji used it right away!
A small brown kitten with a red collar squats on a tile floor. There is a small puddle of pee growing beneath him.
You can't hear it, but he's meowing a rather pathetic meow, like he doesn't quite know what is happening and why he is wet.The same brown kitten from the previous photo is jumping out of a tiny blue litterbox. Two black kittens are behind him. One is squatting.
That one is Sanji, whose yellow collar is just barely visible.
Sanji is a good girl.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Ordered my favorite tea online and some Oreos fell into the cart. Oops.
Six long rectangular boxes of oreos, in a variety of flavors not usually found within the United States. There are black sesame, strawberry, peach, blueberry/strawberry, peach/grape, and matcha fig.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Our former foster Artemis, snuggling with our foster fail Nano. We almost kept her. Her nickname was Pico.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Autism is a spectrum.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I should be out for a run.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
It took two hours, but everyone is finally full of meat and/or milk and passed out. Mama is refuling for the next round.
Nine kittens lie milk drunk on a white fuzzy blanket. Five are small. Four are big. All are sleeby.One orange kitten is curled up next to a pair of feet in Deadpool socks. He's the only one who decided to leave the pile of kittens and strike out to find his own sleeping spot.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Me: Okay kids, Mom's off to protect democracy. Hubby: Have fun storming the castle!
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
I somehow managed to get a little drawing done today despite this going on in my office. Later I might even try to write.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
My day: "Don't bite the baby!" "Stop wrestling on top of the babies." "That's my tea. Cats don't drink tea." "The babies are for snuggling, not biting." "Seriously. STOP BITING THE BABIES!"
A five month old orange and white kitten lies surrounded by two week old black and brown kittens. He does not look ashamed, despite repeatedly trying to coax his youngest foster siblings into wrestling. He could go wrestle with the other oranges, but no. He must bite the babies instead. (the biting is playful. No babies are actually being harmed in this situation, just annoyed.)
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Morning tea vs. afternoon coffee. Yesterday was a long day.
Woman wearing a My Hero Academia hat and a Star Wars shirt, as well as over-the-ear headphones, drinks an iced tea latte with a smile on her face after a 2.5 mile run.The same woman, blue wavy hair puffed around her shoulders and wearing an Aizawa Shouta shirt, holds a mug of coffee and looks tiredly into the camera.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Sanji flaunting his bits in the middle of dinner. Or her bits. Honestly at this age it's hard to tell.
Five very young kittens, four black and one brown, are nursing from an orange tabby. Four of them are right side up. The black kitten in the middle is upside down, legs and rear end clearly pointed towards the sky.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Sentences I never thought I'd say: Aww Robin, you have eyeballs! Sorry, Usopp, I didn't mean to pull you off your nipple. Nooooo, Sanji, stay in the box! You're too little!
A litter of kittens nurses from a ginger tabby cat, who is shrimped around them protectively.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
We lost the runt of the Strawcats last night. He had been struggling to gain weight since we got him, and by the time we realized he wasn't able to swallow properly it was too late. He passed away last night at around 3 AM. Zoro, you mattered.
Five week-old kittens snuggle on top of a purple blanket in a clear plastic bin. Two collars are visible. One kitten, Zoro, has passed across the rainbow bridge.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Job number one: keeping the big kittens out of the nest while the littles are nursing. Job number two: helping Zoro find a goddamn nipple. Even when he's not fighting his siblings he can't seem to figure out where they are, and I end up with a loud, angry kitten continually missing the mark.
A somewhat blurry picture of four very small kittens, three black and one brown, nursing at an orange tabby's milkbar.
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