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bantammenace.bsky.social

@bantammenace.bsky.social
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Autistic fibro runner, writer, musician, cat enthusiast. Over 50. Fan obsessed (mostly BNHA but other nerdy stuff too). Coffee obsessed. Weird. NSFW. ADHD.

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PseudoPod 🎙️ @pseudopod.org · 04/10/2026
We like bees! 🐝
Photo of a sign, which reads:

PREVENT THEFT

LOCK YOUR CAR

TAKE YOUR KEYS

HIDE YOUR BELONGINGS

FILL A DECOY PURSE WITH THOUSANDS OF ANGRY, POISONOUS BEES

It takes <30 seconds for thieves to rob your car

San Francisco Police Department
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fun fact: I'm 3 cm shorter than Inko.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I feel like this is exactly the type of thing I'd excell at, except I'm middle aged and I'd be starting from nearly zero experience. I love video games and have a degree in writing but never ended up using those skills for anything but my own enjoyment.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just started actual training for my March marathon. 6.5 miles, and a hojicha einspanner to celebrate. I always do a before and after photo shoot. My weight isn't an issue, but my SHAPE always changes dramatically while in training, and I like to see the difference. (not bad for 52 with 2 kids!)
Side view of a middle aged woman wearing a black sports bra and lavender boxer briefs. She has a slight somach pooch but her age shows more in her neck than in her body. She also needs to redo her hair dye, which is a faded blue over blond highlights, with dark roots.Same as the previous photo but a front view. If you squint really hard you MIGHT see an ab or two.A tired looking woman in a blue tank, purple arm gaiters, and a United States of Smash shirt smiles into the camera, holding a delicious looking drink.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Haven't watched this in 20 years. I was breastfeeding my oldest and would watch this at 4 AM almost every morning.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh, I need to check out that one...we did a movie marathon a couple weeks ago but I'm an OG book fan and it's been a few years since I read/listened to them.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You need to tour the U.S. Mint.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The ONLY thing I miss about our Tesla (which was totaled a few months ago) was that it was old enough to get grandfathered in to free charging. We didn't pay for fueling that thing for the better part of a decade. Not mad about junking it and moving on, though, even with LA prices.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Underrated ship, plus this is my sexual dysfunction! (one of them...)
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Apropos
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Not sure what a 'Macklemore' is but he is probably more punk rock than Shostakovich. Well...some Shostakovich.
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wwxwashere.bsky.social @wwxwashere.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
when the chemistry is so good i can spend years reading fanfiction about the same two people falling in love in nearly identical scenarios
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
In the same way that the invention of photography incentived the development of abstract art, the silver lining to this immense dark cloud is that a type of "dirty" art will be incentivized. One that revels in ugliness and the vulnerability of human error. The end of auto-tune.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm extremely susceptible to bribes. Even if I'm bribing myself. Sooooooo...I just ordered a box of these assholes. They'll live with my husband until I 'earn' them (work on a project I'm having trouble starting). Hopefully it won't be a repeat of the gachapon 'oops, all Endeavors' fiasco.
Picture depicts eight (seven, really) stupidly cute cats designed after the My Hero Academia characters Deku, Shoto, Eraserhead, Present Mic, (not you, Endeavor), Hawks, Mirko, and Dabi. The poster will absolutely make some of them kiss (NOT YOU, ENDEAVOR)
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When I was a kid we'd split a half a beef with our neighbors every year. Filled the freezer with actual butcher paper wrapped cuts. Might be time to look into doing that again (except we don't really know our neighbors...)
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Training for a marathon.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"The suspect was struck by gunfire". Yeah. Just a random thing that happens.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I still want revenge for the Library of Alexandria, so I'm in.
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Diane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · 08/09/2026
Never. *Ever.* I refuse to handle stolen goods.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I was finally able to pick up my prize from the West Central Illinois Quilt Shop Hop. Now if I could only get my new sewing machine up and running...
An arranged variety of quilting supplies, including a purple rolling tote, two packages of pastel fabrics, batting, thread, and square templates. Someday the components might come together to make a small quilt or table runner.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
New tank top! Perfect timing because it's hot as balls and we don't have AC. I'd be living naked if we didn't have (very pointy) cats.
A cropped look at a woman wearing a blue tank top. The top features characters from the video game Chrono TriggerA dark haired woman shows off the back of a strappy light blue tank top. The top is covered with pixilated images of characters from the game Chrono Trigger.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I don't know if I need someone to talk me out of buying this...or talk me into it.
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[Pre-Sale] Red 1980s Gigot Sleeve Victorian Lace Dress
[countdown]2026/9/20 00:00:00[/countdown] Pre-sale products will be shipped normally on Sep. 20th. Please notice that if an order includes a pre-sale product, the whole order will be shipped after the...
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
thank you lesbian tractor witch
image with swirling green background of the lesbian tractor witch it says: congratulations if you are seeing this you have been chosen by the lesbian tractor witch, she has removed all curses have a wonderful day
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
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Clerks: I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today!
ALT: Clerks: I'm Not Even Supposed To Be Here Today!
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val @destroymuse.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
this is so real
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Who was your first anime crush? Remember, folks. I'm OLD. So old I had to go search for a GIF.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Took my mom for x-rays and post surgery follow-up in the midwest heat. We decided we needed a treat afterwards. Oreo. Reeses. Cheesecake. Love the food scene in LA, but I DO miss Culvers!
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
5.5 miles. Iced caramel oat toffee nut latte (half sweet). 2.5 miles home. it was already 84 degrees when I got home, but at least I avoided the upper 90s later in the day!
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
post a character from an animated show that reminds you of you
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Aizawa Shouta: I'm Done With All of You
ALT: Aizawa Shouta: I'm Done With All of You
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Well played, postal service. Well played. (so happy for my new hat!)
A close-up of a box with a small hole in it. The hole is directly next to the business's address, sporting the name: Sneak Peak'. The recipient of the packages finds this amusing.A black and red baseball hat with a red, white, and yellow logo declaring 'United States of Smash'.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Pigeon and Goose. This is around two weeks after the two were introduced. They never so much as hissed at each other, and were snuggling nearby after a couple days. And now... They are just the Bestest Boys. I'm so glad my niece adopted Goose!
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Very functioning. Much gallons.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I'm starting to take this personally.
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Tyson @lscpunk.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If Dolly was our constant reminder that it was Good to be Good, Tim Curry was our reminder that it was Good to be Weird. Embrace your strangeness, sing with Muppets, wear your lingerie with a leather jacket, and fuck with uptight people who hate anything that makes them remotely uncomfortable.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I've been more or less keeping up with my running while helping my mom out, other than the entire week where it was either raining or 100+ degrees. This was my first run long enough to get to a good coffee shop. Half sweet almond milk cafe miel.
A middle aged sweaty woman with dark hair and eyes holds a large, delicious iced coffee.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I'm so sad. The world has lost one of its greatest lights.
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🔞Clair🔞 COMMS OPEN @asspiringauthor.blacksky.app · 25/07/2026
My name is Kira and it's my dream to be a successful artist and freelancer!! Please share my story! Link to my Patreon is below!! #art #kiribaku
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I saw this on a reel-to-reel projector at YMCA day camp when I was six, along with Hardware Wars. Then the counselors decided it would be fun to show us Night of the Living Dead. That choice had...consequences for my mental health for YEARS.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I wrote this novella when I was in college 30 years ago. It did not end well for anyone.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I haven't read it in ages, but this was one of my favorite books in my youth.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I'm staying with my mom for a few weeks while she recovers from a broken hip. She's getting aroun surprisingly well, but mostly just goes to the bathroom or her office. My main job is cooking. Last night was garlic shrimp fried rice.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I only got through about 20 seconds. The secondhand embarrassment is just too much.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I don't want to live anywhere else, but I'm Jew(ish) with a trans kid and a disabled kid, and I'm more than a little concerned it won't be a choice at some point. Trans kid is advocating for herding sheep in Iceland.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hi, I'm a wad of cotton gauze left inside a postpardum mom for a WEEK after she gave birth.
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
My neighbor does this. Things have NEVER been this bad (with us next door). She's NEVER heard of contractors doing things the way ours do. Our 'excuses' make NO sense (because we're not capitulating to her whims) So obviously we're bad people who are out to get her and always wrong.
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Straw&Bone @strawandbonezine.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
STRAW & BONE is an upcoming #OnePiece horror project in the form of a digital #zine featuring written and drawn works of all kinds. We're currently taking a contributor interest check, so if this piques your creative curiosity, fill out our form: forms.gle/imM8ABfh7XtL... [ strawandbone.carrd.co ]
A graphic on a black background titled STRAW & BONE, A ONE PIECE HORROR ZINE. There is a digital artwork in the center of the page of a Horo Horo Ghost smiling with bloody hands emerging from a frame with a red glow. On the left-hand side it says 13 AUG and on the right-hand side it says 13 SEPT.
Below the image the text reads 'THE DEAD ARE RESTLESS. THE SEA IS HUNGRY. THE INTEREST CHECK IS OPEN.'
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I'm still tempte to get back on the hellsite an poison it with the most lew, raunchy, nasty political fanfic I can ream up. (One of my keys on this keyboar is broken. Guess which )
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
This guy was in my neighborhood a few weeks ago. They're all over the South Bay area! I love how even in our enclaves we have a lot of wildlife. Coyotes, foxes, possoms, skunks, raccoons...and a lot of invaders like this dude!
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
'offord'? sigh....
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bantammenace.bsky.social @bantammenace.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
You've got Listeria money? Lucky! I can only offord botulism.
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