“HAVE YOU TAKEN YOUR TESTOSTERONE SHOT, PRIVATE?”
“SIR, YES SIR!”
“ARE YOUR BALLS METICULOUSLY SHAVED, PRIVATE?”
“SIR, YES SIR!”
“DON’T BULLSHIT ME, PRIVATE! I BET YOUR BALLS ARE ROUGHER THAN THE TERRAIN AT TORA BORA!”
“SIR, MY BALLS ARE SMOOTH AND READY FOR COMBAT, SIR”
“WHIP EM OUT, PRIVATE”