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he/him. itinerant porter. can only chew on one side of my mouth.

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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 7h
ngl being stupid seems like it rules
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bac-one @bac-one.bsky.social · 9h
Good morning
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bac-one @bac-one.bsky.social · 16h
Could somebody tell the cricket outside my window to knock it off?
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bac-one @bac-one.bsky.social · 23h
Huh?
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 30/09/2026
“HAVE YOU TAKEN YOUR TESTOSTERONE SHOT, PRIVATE?” “SIR, YES SIR!” “ARE YOUR BALLS METICULOUSLY SHAVED, PRIVATE?” “SIR, YES SIR!” “DON’T BULLSHIT ME, PRIVATE! I BET YOUR BALLS ARE ROUGHER THAN THE TERRAIN AT TORA BORA!” “SIR, MY BALLS ARE SMOOTH AND READY FOR COMBAT, SIR” “WHIP EM OUT, PRIVATE”
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Commander Sterling @commandersterling.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’m honestly just disgusted. Sick of having to watch Alleged Intelligence and its fraudulent proponents recieve an eternal blowjob from a procession of grown adults who’ve torched their dignity, each craven gobbler pretending they can’t see the Emperor’s naked, prolapsed anus.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I mean she did her job. Gutted what remaining public trust there was in an institution of journalism and turn it into a propaganda network for global fascism
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bac-one @bac-one.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hmmmm
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isla @demomolos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the Atlantic is a dying welfare scheme for the stupidest cousins and nephews of the rich to keep from bothering their family’s real businesses
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
stepped out for literally 4 seconds and now the overweight cat is eating all the high calorie food and the underweight cat is eating the weight loss food because they hate me personally
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Caleb Williams looks like the Unabomber sketch
Hoodie and mirrored sunglasses with a mustache
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bac-one @bac-one.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Awww now I'm sad.
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bac-one @bac-one.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don't be fooled. That third pic isnt of a dog it's of a mini corndog.
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bac-one @bac-one.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Immigrant children in court without representation has been going on in this country isn't anything new and it's one of our bigger blights.
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bac-one @bac-one.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is an all timer. Outside of his normal themes foe sure. But it rules.
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bac-one @bac-one.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Unedited video for those that want to watch the whole sequence
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Anne Caprara @annecaprara.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Philly sports radio is going to make the Saw movies look like an episode of Miss Rachel this week after that.
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 29/09/2026
the current discourse stinks, so here, have this Billboard Modern Rock chart from 25 years ago today
Billboard Modern Rock tracks from September 29, 2001. the chart says Alternative Airplay but it wasn’t called that at the time!!
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Rhys 📼 @flemishdog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Godzilla (center)
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ICE must be destroyed 🏳️‍⚧️🏴 @miawong.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That's supposed to be a top 5 defense in the league and CASE KEENUM carved them up like a pumpkin Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
case keenum sounds like a pokemon handler name
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Kofie @kofie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Case Keenum juked like he was a Tetris block 😭
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bac-one @bac-one.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was having watching this game before. Now I'm really having fun watching it.
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bac-one @bac-one.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Awww bears been so good on the penalties and you gotta false start yourself?
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bac-one @bac-one.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
LETS FUCKIN GOOO BEARS!!! THAT'S NOT HOW YOU DO AN ARM PUNT EAGLES!
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bac-one @bac-one.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Holy cow. We actually picked up yards on the ground.
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Kofie @kofie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
ANDY DALTON VS CASE KEENUM HOOPS BABY
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 13/09/2026
It’s unsurprising and normal for the Bears to be good and have a good quarterback. I take this for granted, and I love it.
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Elle @elleisanisland.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Recession indicator
A box of Hamburger helper. At the top it says to try using hot dogs instead of ground beef
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Denny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[first amendment supporter voice] QB controversy in Chicago???
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bac-one @bac-one.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Boooooooooo. Go for it!!! Ok fine I'll take the 3 point buffer. I love how Johnson looked like he just ate a bite of bad food.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
a failed 4th down attempt at the 2-yard line is basically the equivalent of the greatest punt your punter has ever punted, but also gave your team the opportunity to try to score a touchdown
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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bac-one @bac-one.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I get it. But I could not disagree more.
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bac-one @bac-one.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dammit
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bac-one @bac-one.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What the hell? A guy can't catch a ball with his legs?
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bac-one @bac-one.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Let the ravens have the michigan special!!!!!!
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Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Nate Wiggins should be allowed to dropkick a Dallas receiver at the goal line after that call
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bac-one @bac-one.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
NFL app autoplaying videos (amd not having an option to turn it off) is one of my favorite things about it.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 27/09/2026
The before and after it's even more haunting.
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Kill James Bond! @killjamesbond.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He’s since backed out of this so congratulations everyone, bullying works! Nicholas Hoult now upgraded to “Guy We’re Keeping An Eye On”
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 27/09/2026
a perfect local subreddit post
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bac-one @bac-one.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
BEHOLD! The power of the guardian cap.
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bac-one @bac-one.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Totally a catch "the ball was moving around" yeah he was adjusting it.
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bac-one @bac-one.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I like baggy pants but there's a limit.
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bac-one @bac-one.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
GO COMMANDERS GO!!!!!
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bac-one @bac-one.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The refs hate the commanders.
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bac-one @bac-one.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
These rule so hard
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Minnie you demented egg freak eating your sacks of eggs
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
aztec, sprite, apple II (1982) www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2C9...
a grinning (like wide evil toothy grin that almost splits their head) dinosaur-like creature.
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