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he/him. itinerant porter. can only chew on one side of my mouth.

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bac-one @bac-one.bsky.social · 4h
It was still a bubble...it was still an obnoxious amount of financial responsibility.
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 7h
HOW DARE
A jeopardy question: "pedants argue about whether this verb should be used as a synonym of its 7-letter dictionary neighbor compose."

The answer is comprise, which I was complaining about pedantically in the post to which Ken Jennings made the below reply.
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Molly Templeton @mollytempleton.com · 8h
no idea who made this but I think of that random person with gratitude every time I heat up any sort of wraplike food object in the microwave
two scenes from an X-Men animated program: in the first, scott summers and jean gray are making out; he is labeled "microwave heat" and she is labeled "plate." in the second, we are more distant from the couple, and wolverine is standing in the foreground, labeled "my burrito."
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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bac-one @bac-one.bsky.social · 5h
Did @donoteat.bsky.social see this?
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes every woman has been harassed, many assaulted. But every woman has also experienced invisible loss from moments she avoided harassment. She felt a space becoming unsafe, so she left, while men stayed on. And in leaving, she lost: opportunities, experiences, learning, promotions, even simply fun.
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BearhAHHH!!t @fussybabybit.ch · 01/10/2026
Uncertain of Direction Culture War Headed, Burger King Reintroduces the BK Kids Club as Five White Boys in Wheelchairs
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bac-one @bac-one.bsky.social · 5h
I was having a conversation with some guys from work recently and they said a way to make guns quieter was making the bullet heavier? Is that a thing? or where they dumb or fucking with me?
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Federico Iglesias (FreeGlass) @freeglass.bsky.social · 10h
this is my vent art
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 9h
Remember fam, the west is being overrun by roaming gangs of Muslim rapists. But those guys at the frat party..... Just misunderstood youth.
If you're white you're a "victim of feminism" and if you're brown you're a "gang rapist"
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The Humanist Report @humanistreport.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Democrats will never learn.
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 9h
what if they make smart tvs that feel pain until you connect them to a network
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 6h
can't wait to build my Robot That Mag Dumps 14 Rounds of 400 Winchester Magnum in a Random Direction Every Hour. i assume this is legal, since the precise time at which the trigger gets pulled is randomized!
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Awen🟨⬜️🟪⬛️ @0awen.bsky.social · 12h
celery
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C.A. Pinkham @eyepatchguy.bsky.social · 8h
Oh my god
Despite the curiosity generated by his name, local media noted that Hitler Guesclin Alba Sánchez had been elected mayor of Yúngar in 2018.
He reportedly beat rival candidate Lenin Vladimir Rodríguez Valverde after campaigning on the slogan “I'm the good Hitler".
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mr pussy (prison arc) @nat.haus · 7h
if I'm ever sitting silently with a distant look in my eyes, this is the kinda shit happening in my head
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CNN @cnn.com · 09/10/2026
Just two days before launching an effort to slash red tape for commercial space transportation, President Trump last month purchased up to $5 million of bonds issued by SpaceX, a major federal contractor run by Elon Musk, according to ethics filings made public on Thursday. cnn.it/4rRrZU0
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Don Bones @donbones.bsky.social · 14h
Wait til they meet the fathers!
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 12h
YUP
kei truck with lights under. they're purple
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Lili Rouxxx 🦇⚰️ @lilirouxxx.bsky.social · 9h
Darth Vader in Empire Strikes Back: I am altering the deal Darth Vader in the kitchen: I am altering the meal Darth Vader in the auto shop: I am altering the wheel Darth Vader trying anti depressants: I am altering the feel Darth Vader in the marine genetics lab: I am altering the seal
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bac-one @bac-one.bsky.social · 9h
Anybody remember Glenn Beck and his 2 hour long chalkboard special where he put Soros' name into the mainstream? Simpler times.
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victoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 9h
nothing is better than buying a shirt on a whim, completely forgetting you did it, and having it show up a week later
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 16h
it’s 2026 how are we still doing the thing where website content popping into place during page load pushes buttons down the screen causing misclicks
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bac-one @bac-one.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
See. I knew the bears should have gone for it the 2.3 times they didnt.
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bac-one @bac-one.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Im not a chart genius. But if I understand it correctly. They have been in that situation 1 time. Still counts though.
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Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Somebody call taco bell because the Baja's about to get BLASTED 👀👀👀
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Last day of work before an extended weekend off, already planning my Dr. Pepper consumption
Toad holding a bottle of Dr pepper 

The text "I got a feeling that tonights gonna be a good night"
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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GoopyArts @goopyarts.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Freak out and sell everything
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/10/2026
come 2028 vance will be cutting ads specifically denouncing his in-laws for coming to the united states
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nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
www.theverge.com/2024/9/24/24...
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Don’t ever hand your phone to the cops
Even if you’ve got nothing to hide.
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bac-one @bac-one.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah I've had car trouble like that.
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bac-one @bac-one.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yarvin is an extra special brand of dumb fuck. Dude thinks america should be corporate run states. With a military/militia ready to take down any one corpo-state that tries to take to much power. Using guns that can only be activated by a consensus of airline pilots.
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A problem on twitter is that like 33% of the content is monetized chuds posting ragebait and another 33% is monetized accounts who should know better quoting that bait for attention Anyway unrelated here's a screenshot of some monetized chud ragebait from Twitter, doesnt it make you so mad
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bac-one @bac-one.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And I thought swabbing their eyes with mace was bad.
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bac-one @bac-one.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Heyo. Thanks for that. I was wondering.
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MantraBeeg @mantrabeeg.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dey see me rollin' from such great heights.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Things in Popeye, a Japanese menswear magazine: — Interview with a "freelance pie advisor" who claims to have tried every pie in London. He names the city's top three pies. — Recurring column from writer who updates everyone on his cats for some reason. — Feature on Parisian grandfather style.
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
i speak to myself aloud: “i'll have some oatmeal as a treat”

i am struck with a sudden grim realization

i think to myself, devastated:

am i...
am i fucking old...
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ThemBOO! @thembo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
good morning
comic panel depicting clark kent handing a handgun to lois lane.
clark: here, lois -- shoot the gun at Jimmy and see what happens! 
lois: but why..oh, all right!
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 06/10/2026
i just don't have another explanation for why someone wouldn't consider the noble toyota corolla
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
A high-contrast, black and white meme showing a person's face and upper torso centered against a solid black background. The person has dark hair and a serious expression, wearing a dark suit, white shirt, and a dark bow tie. The first piece of text, "LMAO" is centered at the top of the image while the text "HE LOOK LIKE AN ICE CREAM" is centered at the bottom.
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 17/09/2023
[an awkward minute passes as Death struggles to pick up change from the countertop] Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 06/10/2026
i have an idea for a channel of tv shows where everything is chill. like a cooking competition show where the contestants have all the time and materials they need and the judges are pretty easily pleased
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bac-one @bac-one.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Should the military post up at airports and kill people who are found to be smuggling large amounts of drugs? I mean at least then we would be certain the person was in fact smuggling drugs. Just love the law and order crowd completely ignoring the rule of law
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bac-one @bac-one.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That spider in the shower. Guhhhhhhhhaaahhhhhhhhhh
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
new burpo dropped
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Scare-o-lyn Petit @carolynmichelle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
that's just good journalism.
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bac-one @bac-one.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Chiefs devil magic.
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