aytchjay.bsky.social @aytchjay.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Another stranger here, letting you know that I need you alive every day. ❤️ 010
Reposted by @aytchjay.bsky.socialjj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 11/08/2026what if i do not want to be optimized. what if i want to make mistakes because that’s how you learn; what if i want to do nothing sometimes, what if i want a world that is weird and challenging and has mysteries left to reveal. what if i like taking the long way 3333511008
Reposted by @aytchjay.bsky.socialAna Marie Cox @anamariecox.com · 30/07/2026This is going to make it very difficult to know which sports we should ban them from. 10774171638
aytchjay.bsky.social @aytchjay.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Thank you for the chuckle the alt text gave me. 000
Reposted by @aytchjay.bsky.socialDAVID FROZEN ARNOLD @wariotush.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Know your rights 3459
Reposted by @aytchjay.bsky.socialRachel Cohen @cohen489.bsky.social · 13/06/2026I just—like, sure, being a trillionaire is cool I guess but what’s it all for if you haven’t even seen the wreckage of the titanic firsthand 123100552160
aytchjay.bsky.social @aytchjay.bsky.social · 23/05/2026They’ve fallen in the bowl of candy beans. 010
Reposted by @aytchjay.bsky.socialwarrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 19/05/2026I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN 149155753096
Reposted by @aytchjay.bsky.socialDanielle Froom 🏳️🌈 @danifroom.bsky.social · 06/05/2026"Meta is building an OpenClaw agent called Hatch to be powered by its Muse Spark model, an agentic shopping tool in Instagram-" You jerk awake. It's 1999. You're on the after-school bus. Bailamos is on the radio. You have a cootie catcher in your pocket. You must ensure Y2K destroys all computers. 314233
Reposted by @aytchjay.bsky.socialAmos Posner @amosposner.bsky.social · 10/04/2026There is no McTry. 368222033731
Reposted by @aytchjay.bsky.socialKip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 25/03/2026First, the good news. The bathwater has been disposed of. 5169011352
Reposted by @aytchjay.bsky.socialAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 08/03/2026don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free 195169083316
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Reposted by @aytchjay.bsky.socialPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 17/08/2025We are on the cusp of AGI, definitely for real 603628772
Reposted by @aytchjay.bsky.socialshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 18/08/2025this is so wonderfully weird, give her all the golds 🥇 381104932112
Reposted by @aytchjay.bsky.socialTimothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 30/12/2024that time I had AI transcribe the lyrics to War Pigs 1531954
Reposted by @aytchjay.bsky.socialskelly @iid.bsky.social · 20/07/2025do you ever stare at the ceiling and think about how the worldwide scientific establishment did the impossible and created a COVID vaccine in under a year and the response of the general public has been to go on an unstoppable rampage to destroy science and scientists 1171162003
Reposted by @aytchjay.bsky.socialBen (Bee) Kahn @benkahncomics.bsky.social · 20/07/2025Please enjoy this turtle being given the gift of speed, and immediately using it to chase a kitty 302566826
aytchjay.bsky.social @aytchjay.bsky.social · 03/07/2025My daughter angrily screamed at my boob instead of latching on. We got through it, but there were so many tears from both of us for the first few weeks. 120
aytchjay.bsky.social @aytchjay.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Looks like I’m signing up for a subscription to @theonion.com today. 020
aytchjay.bsky.social @aytchjay.bsky.social · 22/06/2025[Logging into the my scrolling machine at the doom factory] 000
aytchjay.bsky.social @aytchjay.bsky.social · 26/05/2025I’ve started a re-watch of “Mrs. Davis” and it’s a shocking reminder of how quickly AI has been integrated into everything since the show was released in 2023. 000
Reposted by @aytchjay.bsky.socialJen Hubley Luckwaldt @jenlucky.bsky.social · 24/05/2025www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/a-c...mcsweeneys.netA Company Reminder for Everyone to Talk Nicely About the Giant Plagiarism MachineHey team. It’s your CEO. I know your time is valuable, so I’ll cut right to the chase: It’s come to my attention that some of you have been bad-mou... 001
Reposted by @aytchjay.bsky.socialCat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 08/05/2025ok I swear I wasn’t planning on posting but I just realized “woke marxist pope” scans perfectly to Pink Pony Club and now I CANNOT get it out of my head. 271191206
Reposted by @aytchjay.bsky.socialJohn Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Try as they might, the Trump admin will never be able to extinguish the light of knowledge and pursuit of science 382041459
Reposted by @aytchjay.bsky.socialTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 13/04/2025 3273462563
Reposted by @aytchjay.bsky.socialsoul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 10/04/2025[youth pastor voice] you know who else fell and rose dramatically in the span of three business days? 1165374651
Reposted by @aytchjay.bsky.socialJeva Lange 🫎 @jeva.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Final_Version_of_Tarrifs_actualFINALcopy_version7_USETHISONE.docx 289233114874
Reposted by @aytchjay.bsky.socialdarth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 07/04/2025are there any charts that go up for any thing 4771875121
Reposted by @aytchjay.bsky.socialNicole Tersigni @nicsigni.bsky.social · 07/04/2025have any of the other countries tried this yet 0213
Reposted by @aytchjay.bsky.socialMaia @maiamindel.bsky.social · 07/04/2025Have you seen the markets? They crashed the Dow. It literally tanked Heebee. It brought down the TOPIX with banks. It's literally hitting the Russell. It probably tanks the Hang Seng. Dude he crashed the Gumpy. It's hitting the Kospi original. It's reached the Poob. 1044156708
Reposted by @aytchjay.bsky.socialBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 05/04/2025The biggest thing we need to do is let people know that the protests are FUN. Yelling fuck the man is fun. You will meet fun people. We also need to make them more fun. Bring grills like the French. Bring instruments like it’s Mardi Gras. Give people a reason to spend their weekend in the streets. 656245574837
Reposted by @aytchjay.bsky.socialGhostly Bree @mostlybree.kitrocha.com · 05/04/2025Man, the big huge protests in places like Boston, DC, NY, Chicago, and Minneapolis are awe-inspiring. But my heart is gonna explode looking at these crowds of people out in tiny Maine towns and super red Alabama towns. Places where 15% of the population is on the street corner with more coming! 2565381118
Reposted by @aytchjay.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 26/03/2025Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know 3474550210020
aytchjay.bsky.social @aytchjay.bsky.social · 14/03/2025I was listening to this on my commute this morning and cheered. Thank you, Michel Martin. 010
Reposted by @aytchjay.bsky.socialGeorgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 06/03/2025*riding my transgender mouse into the sunset* Fuck Youuuuuu 512834
Reposted by @aytchjay.bsky.socialZach W. Lambert @zachwlambert.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Just a brutal typo on Ash Wednesday 😂 17774071406
