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@iid.bsky.social
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she/her/elle lesbian 🧡🤍🩷 France / US actual working mathematican OR a collection of three IID random variables stacked on top of each other in a trench-coat NOT an "independent researcher"

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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 1h
i'm watching french tv more lately and they have a whole show here dedicated to literature and book news. this is why french people are smarter than us
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 10h
dramas similar to the lesbian bar mask mandate thing played out at every single consciousness raising 2nd wave feminism meet up of the 70s the only difference is they weren't nationally reported on
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huck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
well they removed the mask mandate down at the lesbian bar last night
bruce springsteen singing live
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
i'm evil now btw. i need to date another evil power suit lesbian who wants to split her time with me between nyc/boston and southern france. send them my way
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“Hahah I wish I was gay being a straight woman is proof that sexuality isn’t a choice tee hee lol” Do you also wish you were illegal on like half the planet shut the fuck up jessica
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It is crazy how men will just like leer at you. Like aren’t they embarrassed
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yeah no I see where the confusion is. My cat is NAMED Perdu
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Right
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Do you listen to girl in red” bitch I’ll kill you
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You’re not allowed to say this but being hot is crazy. Someone today gestured at my full body and said “when I first met you” and then stopped and then said “well I mean the eyes” and then gave up
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What’s crazy about coming out of the closet is they’ll literally just let you. I mean you do have to deal with the horrors but
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Emotionally harrowing zoom call I need a girl to
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I truly can’t comprehend how delivery guys can never find my place. It’s very clearly marked and they’re fucking wandering around three blocks away
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Literally me
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I am beslung from all sides by slurs and lies
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
why can't the french make sushi. why are they so incredibly fucking bad at it. what the fuck is wrong with them. are they stupid?
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
wow cool stuff
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
one of the worst parts of my job is the raging insecurity complex the average person has around math. if I go on one more date where the girl goes "ohhhh I'm so bad at math you must be like really smart then" and then gives up I'm going to shoot myself in the head
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
the nation defending woke 1 is kind of upending my political compass rn
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
soliciting recs for my parents visiting next month :) one week in Paris and two weeks in the Sud-Ouest. looking for restaurants and things to do
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
soliciting recs for my parents visiting next month :) one week in Paris and two weeks in the Sud-Ouest. looking for restaurants and things to do
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I need to move to Montreal
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i guess i just bum around france like I'm a lost generation kid now or something. fascists won so we bum around paris. write novels about guys with limp dicks and invent new math. probably
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
do you ever wake up and go ahh. right. fascism won and I'm in the after now
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
i would have been sooooo good at being a beloved murder victim as a high school girl
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It’s always so funny flying home it’s like a sea of Americans who all look like this 😁😊🥳🤠 because they’re about to spend two weeks wine tasting or whatever and then me 😒 going back to work
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I know I’m home because a French taxi driver is making me incredibly nauseous
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
LMAOOOOO
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
excuuuuuuse me who put me on a list called underfollowed. my following is very respectable. i have lovers on multiple continents who have appreciated my follow--
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
god it is amazing how much places are the place they are sometimes. fly into albuquerque and pull into the first coffee shop and its plastered in pride flags and advertisements for tarot card readings and playing the mountain goats
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Andrew Zolides, Ph.D. @zolides.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I make this exact argument in an upcoming book chapter - that GenAI creates “simulations” of communication rather than actual communication. Using Claude Shannon’s work, I show semantic meaning is irrelevant to LLM machines. This is why Comm scholars should play a lead role in Critical AI Studies!
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
LA is so fucking deranged man it’s like you turn down one of the busiest and most expensive streets in the country and they’re using a full city block on a one story building that’s half a bonds bailsman’s office and half a laundromat. And there’s four hour free street parking
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
taking LA recommendations
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
SIRI SHOW ME A MAP OF ALL KNOWN TRADER JOES LOCATIONS
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Here’s my theory of the case: give coastal Americans equal representation
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
God should I move I LA I’m off the flight and within two hours am seated at the familiest of family sushi places watching the baseball game and eating chirashi
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
this is a fantastic direct swap for the hitler play in a modern producers
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
ATPs go back to the 50s, and a fluctuation to a correct result does not imply the ability to do something in general
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
AI companies are literally pulping rare books and authors are out here going "sorry I got addicted :/" and all the "well lets not get hysterical" assholes on bluesky are going "well let's not get hysterical. maybe it's fine!" fucking library of alexandria shit. we are headed for a new dark age
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
it was extremely obvious that Hank Green had an unhealthy relationship with LLMs when he invited that weird e/acc guy on his channel. I suspect it's a lot weirder than he's even admitting.
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Sorry but if I a pedestrian am waiting more than 10 seconds to cross a street your city is BROKEN
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Albert Pinto @70sbachchan.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Imagine if hundreds of people died in hurricane or floods smashing through Europe Heatwaves have already killed that many ppl. They are a silent killer in that they dont generate outrage or fear. Hope this by @economist.com helps save lives as Europeans wake up to danger bsky.app/profile/eate...
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I know I’m a fucking asshole because I love to flop dramatically into a lunch booth and say “yeah I was on the phone with France all morning”
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
sorry, you're asking if you can widen my gyre? take me to dinner first
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
We need to make parking apps illegal. The idea that I have to give my full legal name and number and email and payment info to park in a public garage is fucking insane
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
what if I wanted that hot woman to turn me into a pig though.
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I think I got one of the last planes out of the sud ouest. Feeling very fucked up rn
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
There’s a woman in front of me on this plane watching the Michael Jackson biopic, and she’s fallen asleep and stopped it on the frame where Michael is filming Thriller and he’s in his zombie costume. It’s been frozen like that for an hour now. I don’t know what that means, but probably something
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
The popo is taking bsky away from me because I refuse to age verify. Posting this from international waters
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
i don't know for how much longer I can keep typing strings of numbers into boxes
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