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John Hornor Jacobs

@johnhornor.bsky.social
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Author of The Night That Finds Us All, A Lush and Seething Hell, Murder Ballads Shirley Jackson, Bram Stoker, World Fantasy Award Finalist CLOSED TO BLURB REQUESTS, for now at least website: www.johnhornor.com

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Sacrifice! At the Harvest Festival @theharvestmaid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I never in my life thought I would have to hand it to the Catholic Church
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John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
At a convention — Archon 49 — with both my kids who are grown ass humans at 23 and 25yo. Every time Lily, the eldest, sees the Ghostbusters car or cosplayers she sings only one line: “Bustin’ makes me feel good.” And I respect her for it
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John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
road trippin with the offspring
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John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
gotta remember to wipe his paws before he tells me to shut up
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John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And I'm still not finished. Jesus H Jumped-Up Christ on a Crutch I have been writing this book forever. For years now and that's not an exaggeration. In my defense I have been going through a divorce, the dissolution of a 26y marriage. But still. Get your shit together John you piece of shit.
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John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
hey! look at me and my gigantic co… er, rooster
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John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The Vegetarian blew my mind. One of the best books I’ve read in the last 20 years. Everything she says here resonates with me.
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John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Some days I think I should spend a coupla years not writing and focus on printmaking and visual arts. Anyway, this linocut is called The Son of Morning. Prolly have a coupla more plates for colors #linocut
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John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hold up, Babylon 5 had a spinoff?
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John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I was (as always) thinking about my cat today and the fact he's an indoor cat and how life might be better for him in the country where I plan to build a semi off-grid house. At the lake. Anyway, this poem rose in my mind like a carp in a pool. Or pond. Pond would probably be better for you.
Heaven of Animals, James Dickey: Here they are. The soft eyes open.   
If they have lived in a wood
It is a wood.
If they have lived on plains
It is grass rolling
Under their feet forever.

Having no souls, they have come,   
Anyway, beyond their knowing.   
Their instincts wholly bloom   
And they rise.
The soft eyes open.

To match them, the landscape 
flowers,   
Outdoing, desperately
Outdoing what is required:
The richest wood,
The deepest field.
For some of these,
It could not be the place
It is, without blood.
These hunt, as they have done,
But with claws and teeth grown perfect,

More deadly than they can believe.   
They stalk more silently,
And crouch on the limbs of trees,   
And their descent
Upon the bright backs of their prey

May take years
In a sovereign floating of joy.   
And those that are hunted   
Know this as their life,
Their reward: to walk

Under such trees in full knowledge   
Of what is in glory above them,   
And to feel no fear,
But acceptance, compliance.   
Fulfilling themselves without pain

At the cycle’s center,
They tremble, they walk   
Under the tree,
They fall, they are torn,   
They rise, they walk again.
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John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For some reason I follow a bunch of woodworkers (I have no intention on becoming one) and one of them is Irish and just as a toss-off statement Eoin Reardon said after describing a stock knife an older woodworker gave him: "These aren't my tools, just my turn." Jesus, every Irish person is a poet
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Dr. Merritt Rae Turetsky @queenofpeat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Look past the trees. What lies beneath our feet here is a global climate superpower. These waterlogged peatlands (bogs, fens) occupy a mere 3% of global land area, yet they pack away more carbon than all of the world's forest biomass combined. They are one of Earth's ultimate cooling mechanisms. 2/
A scientist processing a dark organic rich peat core.
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All Watched Over By Machines of Drum and Bass @bartlebooth45.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
When the polycule hears there are boardgames at the function
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John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
that's harsh but fair
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John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
oh my, this looks wonderfully bad
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Bodega Cats @bodegacats.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Harry Saxon 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @harrysaxon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thought I'd post a print I made. It's wobbly when you move it up and down, oooooh, magic! #transartist #illustration
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John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my sassy rooster linocut is coming together
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 20/09/2026
Not really sure where a bunch of liberals got the idea that they can’t win without throwing trans people in the garbage, but they’re stupid and cruel and wrong. If you want a human sacrifice so damned bad put gavin newsom in the wicker man
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John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
*whispers* robert eggers movies are like modern kabuki theater, all style and very little character
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Jedidiah Ayres @maybejed.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Picking/packing stock for the Lindbergh High School flea market tomorrow and frankly breaks my heart all the titles I can't bring with me Anyway, come on out tomorrow and I'll sell you some VHS
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John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In a text chat I casually said, "I'm treading water at the bottom of a well trying to piss my way out" and afterwards I rather liked the phrase
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John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Y'all, I'm living dangerously today. No, I'm not riding my bike without a helmet. I'm having a post 5pm cup of coffee. Wish me luck
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🎃heeeeere's johnny🎃 @ozarkobscura.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
local arkansas ai fuckery: google wants to build data center. entergy (power corp) says "google will pay to build new infrastructure & power plant to facilitate." guy foias info. google is paying 1/3 of the bill; the rest will be passed on to locals. ENTERGY SUES THE NEWSPAPER FOR PRINTING THIS.
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Entergy blows a fuse over mistakenly shared documents revealing who’s paying data center bills - Arkansas Times
Attorneys for Entergy are making legal threats against journalists and an FOI-wielding citizen over revelations that Google will not be covering all infrastructure upgrade costs for data centers after...
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John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Weird night last night. Went to my neighborhood bar to see a band, before the show I'm having a drink. Look to the left of me and there's a guy I recognize from somewhere. Took me a sec and then I was like, hey, I know you. You played Constantine. Sure 'nuff, it was Matt Ryan.
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John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Been listening to Blade Runner radio all day and the whole vibe is ambient music pads and swells accompanied by moody saxaphone. It's real nice, makes me want to watch blood bloom in bourbon
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John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
this lil jabroni does NOT want me to read or work or do anything other than consider him
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John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
New China Miéville novel is a chonk
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Jon Scherdin @jonscherdin.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This from @marisakabas.bsky.social is really good. She brings all the receipts www.thehandbasket.co/p/republican...
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Republicans don’t have a Nazi problem—they are the Nazi problem
A spate of recent revelations have shown the ideologies and their adherents are one and the same.
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John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It’s pretty apparent that most of the western world was desperate for a legitimate reason to hate Ed Sheeran other than his dumb face and stupid music
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John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
look, sometimes i make a bad book joke, sometimes i make bad music joke either way i’m obvs the target demo for my own yuks
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Laura Anne Gilman @lauraannegilman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I just saw someone refer to Mitch as Rigor Tortoise and I am SO MAD I didn’t think of that first.
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Brian @kaboobi.com · 15/09/2026
and another one, seems the toxicity hit instantly
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John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Because I consume a LOT of horror media, I rarely get creeped out or frightened reading. Familiarity/contempt and all that. However, I had my skin crawl and was seriously discomposed reading @gemmafiles.bsky.social's story "The Puppet Motel" in her collection IN THAT ENDLESSNESS, OUR END.
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John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Every time I see Jason Ritter being just an absolute gem, it makes me miss his father but glad that we have him.
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John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
My apartment's AC went out and it's still very hot in AR, heat indexes over 100º everyday. However, I live in an old apartment complex built in the 1920s and it's purely concrete and brick other than the doors. Its thermal mass has got to be enormous. The apt temp the last 2 days never got over 78
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sometimes people say that Meg White isn’t the most technically refined drummer and I do feel like it’s worth bringing up that she was drinking coffee and her husband went insane and made them pretend to be siblings and also she had to play the drums, so how good do you think you would do
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John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
found
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John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@blacktopkid.bsky.social Hey! I see you're going to be in Little Rock for Six Bridges Festival and bummed I'm not going to be in town. But knowing you like American Aquarium, one of the other writers presenting is musician Lee Bains whose music I think you'd like. You're probably already familiar.
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John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
found
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Orrin Grey @orringrey.com · 09/09/2026
"Too diabolical for you to take!" Join us TONIGHT at the Stray Cat Film Center, in cooperation with the Mexican Consulateof KC, for an evening of the EERIE, the SHOCKING, and the INCREDIBLE in the second installment of my Mexican Gothic film series as we watch Black Pit of Dr. M (1959)!
The second installment of my Mexican Gothic film series, featuring the Black Pit of Dr. M (1959).
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thank you, Instagram, for showing me the wild world of Hog Showmanship where you have to lock eyes with the judge and mean mug them like they killed your parents while showing off your pig
A lady staring death at the judge A boy doing the same
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John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
110 F heat index today and now my apartment and maybe neighborhood suffering a brownout meanwhile entergy has been revealed to be lying to us about who’s actually paying for the google data center ( hint: it’s us)
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Tade "Will Eat Your Heart in the Marketplace" Thompson @tadethompson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Bookmail! For the uninitiated, that's Antara ibn Shaddad on the cover. @rachelschine.bsky.social
Rachel Shine's Black Knights

Showing man on horse with finger in the air
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John Hornor Jacobs @johnhornor.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
my cat is currently fraptious
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Daryl Gregory @darylwriterguy.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I don’t want to die alone. That’s why no one who rides in my car is allowed to wear seatbelts
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Melissa Ann Singer @masinger.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Goddamnit Mount Sinai! Shame on you for caving. Shame!
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