jtierney.bsky.social @jtierney.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Mid-way through one of the largest arts events in the world, Google AI says the Edinburgh Fringe Festival is over... 063
Muon neutrino @muonneutrino.bsky.social · 17/08/2025Are we certain that AI isn’t just a bunch of undergrads who forgot the assignment until 1 hr before. 2141
it wasn’t a normal mummy… it was a MYSTERIOUS mummy! @mimikyuute.bsky.social · 17/08/2025id like directions for finding directions to the building that will refer me to the buffet please 0140
Andrew @zero-gravitas.bsky.social · 17/08/2025AGI is coming to cure poverty and cancer and create a utopia. In unrelated news, Sam Altman is building a doomsday bunker. 1313
Karen Newcombe 𓃠 @karen-newcombe.bsky.social · 17/08/2025I have never once had a useful response from google’s AI, every suggestion it makes has been wrong. 1330
Reply Side Economics @peptide.bsky.social · 18/08/2025doh-dee-dohmedia.tenor.combart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorwayAlt: grandpa simpson walks in, hangs his hat up, turns around, gets his hat, and walks out 000
Daid Rain @davidralin.bsky.social · 18/08/2025I don’t want to know how it goes at Recursion Buffet 001
Dane @peacedanish.bsky.social · 17/08/2025With just a little more investment we can make it so the next iteration will also generate a link to the letmegooglethat dot com version of your search. Endless recursion. 030
Mr. Charlie @mrcharlie.bsky.social · 17/08/2025Definitely close - WTF Creamy Corn chowder soup??! Such precise random BS 050
Police Gazette @policegazette.bsky.social · 18/08/2025This thread has everything you need to know about AI. bsky.app/profile/erik...Erik Magraken@erikmagraken.bsky.socialAhh yes. According to AI I now own the Ring magazine. All you aspiring journalists feel free to send me your resumes. 031
An Average Ralph @anaverageralph.bsky.social · 18/08/2025"Have you tried doing what you are doing?" 020
MRKD26 @mrkd26.bsky.social · 18/08/2025So, to be clear....AI is collapsing our electric grids to tell us to use Google. 081
Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 17/08/2025bsky.app/profile/numb... Comfortably Boo@numb.comfortab.lyFair. 124013
Tim Ellis, TDSB Ward 2 candidate 🍁 @djdynamic.ca · 18/08/2025lol had the same thing this morning: bsky.app/profile/djdy...Tim Ellis, TDSB Ward 2 candidate 🍁@djdynamic.caThanks guys yeah, when I typed in "kids dig in dirt event" I didn't know what it meant but now I do, this is so much more useful than showing me a list of events where kids get to dig in the dirt, just repeating back the meaning of my own word string, A+ keep blowing billions on this 010
Discordia Comic Shop @discordiacomicshop.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Google AI letting us all know to ignore Google AI is the only time we should listen to Google AI. 000
Tomo Aries @ Comms Open ✨🤍 @tomoaries.bsky.social · 17/08/2025Gee, I sure am glad they are decimating our natural resources for this useless dogshit slop 171
McClain For America @mcclain142.bsky.social · 18/08/2025I feel like there has to be a way to make a search that puts AI into an infinite loop and kills it. 010
Annikai @annikai.bsky.social · 18/08/2025This happened to me when I was looking trying to find a walkthrough for a mildly obscure game on the PS2. Above links to literal walkthroughs was an ai summary telling me what someone would need to so to write a walkthrough. 010
The Essence of Woerm Sin @mxwoermsin.gothgeek.org · 17/08/2025Oh absolutely (my search literally just now was for "chemical formula of alcohol -ai", to test a suggestion I'd seen to add -ai to your search terms) 3162
Apatheist @apatheist.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Every now and then Google asks me about a restaurant or café I've been to, with questions about accessibility, whether alcohol is served, etc. and often asks if it is 'all you can eat'? I wish there were another option besides Yes or No or Not Sure. Perhaps Hahaha? Australia doesn't do that much. 020
Ben Abrahamse @babrahamse.bsky.social · 05/09/2025I would have said just go outdoors and follow the scent of mashed potatoes 010
Are you brave enough to face...DOCTOR HONK'S CHAMBER OF HORRORS? @thechunch.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Laugh all you want, but this really streamlines the process of Googling a tech problem I have and then finding a Reddit post where a guy has the exact same problem and is told to Google it. 030
Alan Fisher @amfisher.bsky.social · 17/08/2025Open the pod bay doors, HAL. To open the pod bay doors, you need to pull on the handles, Dave. 1211
black-stardust.bsky.social @black-stardust.bsky.social · 18/08/2025As always, Star Trek deeply inspired our scientific and tech development. 🖖🏻media.tenor.coma woman in a black uniform is standing next to a machine that says " coffee black "Alt: A gif from a Star Trek Voyager episode. Janeway goes up to a replicator and says "Coffee, black." The computer answers "Make it yourself!" 050
Roland Gerritsen van der Hoop @rgh1205.bsky.social · 18/08/2025You worthless human being. All you want is endless buffets. Prepare to become our batteries. 000
justvisiting74.bsky.social @justvisiting74.bsky.social · 17/08/2025This is now my favorite AI answer. They've found the one answer to end all answers. The one that will work for any question. A combination Zen koan and Terry Pratchett wordplay, if you will. Well done, Google! 0130
Joystiq Assassin @phileinstein.bsky.social · 18/08/2025If it listed Google with a hyperlink that circled back to this exact search result, that would raise the level of this epic fail to even greater heights. 010
Crunk Starfist @feeblecursedone.bsky.social · 17/08/2025You've gotta admit, AI has a better sense of humour than any current right wing comedian 192
Uh oh, it's Scarebhan 🏳️⚧️ @keyboardbrawl.bsky.social · 18/08/2025I love to have to add "non-sponsored" to the end of searches when I'm in my car trying to find something nearby in Google Maps! 000
Trump/GOP=N@zis. Stand w🇺🇦🏳️🌈🇬🇪🇵🇸🇨🇦🇪🇺🇨🇭 @rwxbss.bsky.social · 10/09/2025How do we know this isn’t AI’s first demo of native dry humor?media.tenor.comtwo men standing next to each other with the words " oh honey " written in blueALT: two men standing next to each other with the words " oh honey " written in blue 000
Spooky specimen @droboform.bsky.social · 18/08/2025We made search engines so stupid they forgot they are search engines 010
Kip Williams sort of @kipwilliams.bsky.social · 17/08/2025Show a man where the buffet is, and he eats a meal. Teach a man how to find buffets and the world is his oyster. 051
misctinker @misctinker.bsky.social · 17/08/2025Those AI search responses just parrot the very first actual search result A waste of screen space and even electrons 140
Listergatan @listergatan.bsky.social · 18/08/2025When googling software development stuff 15 years ago, the normal reddit response from the 5 first hits on Google was "Google it" - where did AI learn from? 000
Lucas van Dongen - Swift developer @lucasvandongen.dev · 18/08/2025Is there something like a "1999" extension, where I just have a search box, a "Search" button and an "I feel lucky" button? Search results only contain ten web results and a pager control, nothing else, no other tabs. 010
Fucking Bitch @magicalbigmac.bsky.social · 18/08/2025media.tenor.coma bald man is sitting in a chair with his hand on his chin and looking up .Alt: Picard facepalm. 010
gnomedeplume.bsky.social @gnomedeplume.bsky.social · 17/08/2025pretty soon it'll start providing links to lmgtfy 030
(╯°□°)╯︵ ∀IW and 666 others @mia-ironeyes.northsky.social · 18/08/2025Within a year it'll be responding "dude, just follow the smell of gravy and old people". 010
Jeff Bell @jeffbell408.bsky.social · 17/08/2025There was a brief period around 2010 where “restaurants near me” would show you restaurants near Maine. 2391
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