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The Real Deal Trashbaby! antiques dealer by day, pixel artist/indie game dev also by day, local crocodile, bowling alley gijinka, liberated bog witch, nb dingbat (she/they) she likes cows for their haunting moos awesomonster.neocities.org

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Ghost Planet @ghostplanet.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tldr of responses; Andy doesn't rember because it was like 30 years ago If you know retro pc computer games and think you can id this game please let us know
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/10/2026
ME: So that’s the full list, basically. If you get started now you can prevent millions of deaths and achieve world peace by 2015. EIGHT YEAR OLD ME: Got it. For sure. And just confirming— ME: Yes. In the future you can watch cartoons any time of day. EIGHT YEAR OLD ME: (raising the roof) Cowabunga!
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Koffie Kobold - Gnollsome Adventures! @bemusedbehemoth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
*points at size* when backing for this pin please be aware this is a big boi
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Francisco González @grundislav.games · 01/10/2026
🍂 STEAM AUTUMN SALE ALERT!🍂 Grab 3 point & click adventures by yours truly for up to 90% off! This is the deepest any of these games have ever been discounted! store.steampowered.com/developer/gr...
A Golden Wake - 90%
Lamplight City - 40%
Rosewater - 33%
Grundislav Games Steam Autumn Sale
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peat!!!! 🎷 🦖 @awesomonster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I saw people doing this so I wanna do this too: my9games.net/en/
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*puts on autumn crown, falls into a turkey circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
whan þat Septembre wiþ its autumn sonne þe scales of Libra startingeþ to run we shall rejoice and maken ourselves merry and gaze upon þe frogge and hys cranberry and alle þe angelles in þe Lord's employe shall hence proclaimme "o shit here come þat boye"
frogs and cranberries, must be fall
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peat!!!! 🎷 🦖 @awesomonster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
what if instead of being all coiled up our intestines were straight and we were just really really long
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peat!!!! 🎷 🦖 @awesomonster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
happy october 1st
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GIFS GALORE @gifs-bot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
NATURE/PARADISE.GIF
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
me tomorrow
COMING UP

GOBLIN TIME

image shows a man in a dracula costume with teeth out
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Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If you adopted a feral cat to the inside and he keeps meowing maybe he just really wants to smoke real cigarettes. You don’t know what he was up to before
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Dave Gilbert @wadjeteyegames.com · 27/09/2026
Nighthawks has sold TEN THOUSAND copies in less than one week! For a tiny studio like ours, this is a huge milestone. To all the supporters, backers, wishlisters, and everyone who believed in this game and us, thank you so much.
Lux and Becca from Nighthawks, with the text "10,000 copies sold."
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hunter (comms open!) @hrpixelart.com · 14/09/2026
This is an older post so I would like to clarify I am still looking for work! Any little bit would be a huge help, whether it's for games or something else entirely 📧 hunter@hrpixelart.com 🎨 www.hrpixelart.com
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soup_ @estroclysm.neocities.org · 27/09/2026
i shotgun a thc soda, yell "nice cock, nerd!" and plank on one of the single person shopping carts. i wake from my daydream. im a soft mild-mannered person, i am breaking no rules.
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zaratustra @zaratustra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mark Ferrari is probably the man responsible for LOOM EGA being more highly regarded than the VGA version
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GP @mousefountain.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The other thing is I always forget that Mark Ferrari did the illustrations for the Field Guide to Creatures of the Dreamlands which I was incredibly fascinated by as a kid. I didn't even know who Lovecraft was.
Illustration of eerily glowing translucent blupes emerging from a cauldron.Dark illustration of a horrible creature with a sideways mouth that splits all the way up its face and arms that branch into two forearms at the elbow.Lamp-efts wiggling into a dark room through an open window, eyes shining like headlights.Partial illustrated map of the underworld with such charming locations depicted as The Sterile Lake, Rubble from the Opening to Ngranek, and the Crag of the Ghouls.
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peat!!!! 🎷 🦖 @awesomonster.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my favorite type of taskmaster contestant is the one who so clearly is going to come last in the series
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Richard 塚正ー緑 @rhtebooks.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Starring the death spiral of cinema as... everyone's knees
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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peat!!!! 🎷 🦖 @awesomonster.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the very last MCU movie should be an animated one called Fred Hembeck Destroys the Marvel Cinematic Universe
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Ben Chandler @threeohfour.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Really happy that folks are enjoying Nighthawks. Now that it’s out, I have been focused on getting back to Gilt and trying to make something really special out of it.
A pilgrim reaches out to touch a wall of energy among a crowd of hollow-eyed idols.A pilgrim prays among glowing fungi.A pilgrim stands among decaying steel ribs, examining the road before him.A pilgrim stands facing a giant, glowing mantis in a cave.
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peat!!!! 🎷 🦖 @awesomonster.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
blind box toys are literally precious moments figurines for the modern age (this is not a condemnation)
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Tikanjiah @tikanjiah.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Fall is here so it means the annual theming of my phone to Quest For Glory 4! Awwwwwooooooo *Erana's Garden electric guitar riff*
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the infinite haunting of lexa prole 𓅃 @lexaprole.southsidesecret.club · 24/09/2026
rest is peace bud
Richard Harrison saying “go to hell” into a Garfield phone and slamming down the reciever.
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Kyrie Page @kyriepage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Rest in peace to Richard Harrison, impeccable B-movie master, part of one of the funniest movie endings of all time.
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Questing for Glory: The History of Quest for Glory IN MORDAVIA @qfgbook.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We're going to have postcards made up for #PRGE that advertise the book and have a URL to sign up for news once it launches. Unfortunately preorders won't be ready QUITE yet, but the postcard does have a date on it: NOVEMBER 2026! #RVRA
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est. 1997 @molenaide.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
DO YOU REMEMBER
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
saw haruomi hosono at the greek theater, transcendent experience
a stylized render of haruomi hosono
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Indie Games 3 Times a Day @indiegames3xday.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Lamplight City (2018)
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
(face hidden behind the sunday paper) god it never ends with this prick. i'm so sick of reading about him week after week. sick of his dumbass hair and that smug grin. you think this is funny? you're ruining the fucking country, "Prince" Valiant
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peat!!!! 🎷 🦖 @awesomonster.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ok hear me out: the number 1247 is a horse, no I will not be elaborating
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Gretchen Leigh 🇨🇦 @gretchenleigh.zone · 14/09/2026
Karaoke
The splash screen of Karaoke Collection N.1 (Italy) for Philips CD-i featuring a microphone before the word KARAOKE with lighting coming out of the Ks and R and a sexy lady mouth opening to form the O.
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Gretchen Leigh 🇨🇦 @gretchenleigh.zone · 14/09/2026
I'm going to end up posting like 20 clips from Kid's Geography in here
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Gretchen Leigh 🇨🇦 @gretchenleigh.zone · 14/09/2026
An ongoing thread of sublime Philips CD-i moments
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Gretchen Leigh 🇨🇦 @gretchenleigh.zone · 15/09/2026
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Damiano Gerli @damiano.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Have you played Command Performance? A late 80s mystical RPG in the land of Xa- ok, it's a DOS system manager. Slay that AUTOEXEC devil. No reason for that cover art to go so hard, but no one tell them otherwise.
Command Performance cover with a wizard and a castle
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I was told last year at a con that I should do more Space Ghost Coast to Coast episodes. I said that it would be impossible seeing that I was the only voice actor left alive. He suggested that I just use ai. I answered him a little loudly, “Oh, so I should just shit on my friends’ memories?”
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peat!!!! 🎷 🦖 @awesomonster.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
and there it is
a screenshot of a notification from the AliExpress app for a "Dummy Vagina for Horse Reproduction"
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Veerender Singh Jubbal @veerenderjubbal.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Feel as though people will truly never understand his death. He was killed for being an Indigenous Queer Man with a Transgender Partner. Every single one of those signifiers on axis/intersections/marginalizations is extremely important, but it is in tandem all at once not just because he “Gay”.
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Alex Winter @alexwinter.com · 01/09/2026
I have a very close friend in Gaza, a mother of three children, who has lost everything and is in need of donations for her family. 

 Please give if you can, and help others. No amount of donation is too small. And find and help others. There are many Gazans in need. 🙏 chuffed.org/project/1981...
A displaced family in Gaza.
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peat!!!! 🎷 🦖 @awesomonster.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
my favorite color is the color of a neon green haired my little pony as you hold it up into the sun and see the light shining through it but it's easier to just say "green"when people ask
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
we have immigrant concentration camps, diarrhea lettuce, zillion dollar gas, suicidal soldiers, measles resurgence, national park land sold to the highest bidder and teachers crowdfunding school supplies, but the real problems facing our country are a muslim senate candidate and an influencer
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lincoln carpenter, skeleton @lincolnhello.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I'm sure Bluesky hacked off most of that headline on mobile, so:
PC Gamer headline: "Dwarf Fortress creator says we can learn something from simply walling up dwarf nobles to maintain an equal society—but notes you have to abolish the dwarf cops, too: 'Another lesson to be had there'"
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
First I came for the Communists And I did not speak out Because I was the one coming for the Communists Then I came for the Jews And I did not speak out Because, again, I was the one coming for the Jews Then they came for me And there was no one left To speak out for me
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Chris Perry @perridot.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Oh!Ware, a roguelike Mancala deckbuilder, RELEASES SEPTEMBER 24th 2026. The gods are watching. 👀 🟠 Place marbles 🔄 Chain their movement 🙏 Make your offerings ⚔️ Challenge the gods WISHLIST NOW ON STEAM store.steampowered.com/app/4121430/...
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The Sickly Wizard (Commisions Available) @thesicklywizard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A new and excitingly different approach...
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The Beardly Ben @thebeardlyben.art · 01/09/2026
This fucking rules 🤘
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 27/10/2024
Alright, we’ll go to Hanging Rock, but none of you girls better disappear into a languid torpor of confused sapphic longing <Zamfir pan flute music> GODDAMMIT WHAT DID I SAY
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peat!!!! 🎷 🦖 @awesomonster.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I hope the person who originally wrote this is having a good day, despite being perpetually disappointed by The lack of dong in reacher
I just finished watching all 8 episodes of Reacher. It's a fine show, but I'm saddened by the fact that he takes off his clothes 5 times, by my count, but we don't see him hang dong. Not even once!

Look, it's not sexual. If you're a reader of the books and you're looking forward to seeing Jack Reacher hang dong on the silver screen, then you're going to be disappointed, my friend. I'm sorry to spoil it, but fans of Jack Reacher need to know. There's no dong! You'll probably have to wait for season 2 or 3 for the first solid dong-hanging scene. In the third book, Reacher starts out as a strip club bouncer in Key West, Florida. He hangs dong on the second page, third paragraph. After the success of the dong-hanging scenes in the first books, Lee Child doesn't waste any time giving his readers what they want: A 6-on-1 strip club fistfight with lots of bad guys getting broken arms and busted noses, followed by Jack Reacher hanging dong in a seedy hotel room.Sure, it's nice to have an actor who actually represents Reacher's reach, unlike Tom Cruise. But Reacher's height and weight and musculature are all minor quibbles in comparison to the real meat of the issue: When do we get to see Jack Reacher's dong? Each book features at least 6 paragraphs describing Jack's enormous dong. It even has a nickname ("The Jackhammer"). So I think it's time for the world to finally see Lee Child's award-winning vision of Jack Reacher's Pringles can of a dong. It's not sexual, it's just being accurate and respectful to the books and giving the fans what they expect. You can't just make a show about Jack Reacher without featuring dong. That's illegal. The Jackhammer is canon. It's literally a cannon between his legs. It's part of the mythos. His dong is so big that, in the book Running Blind, a dude kicks Reacher in the dong and snaps his ankle. Bone shards are sticking out of the bad guy's skin. It was described as "like kicking a tree trunk."Again, it's not sexual, it's just following the imagery of Lee Child. Most of the time, The Jackhammer isn't even erect. It's just dangling there, along for the ride. The Jackhammer is Reacher's lone companion. It's his best and only friend. It's basically a pet, like a dog or a hamster. The Lone Ranger rode into town on his horse, Silver, and Jack Reacher has his huge hog to keep him company on the lonely roads.

Dong-hanging is an integral part of the character, so I'm frankly shocked that they were able to put out 2 movies and 8 episodes and feature a grand total of ZERO DONG. There's not even a little bit of neck, right at the base, to give us a tasteful idea of girth. Reacher takes off his clothes and you can't even see an outline of The Jackhammer. Not even a shadow. As far as I know, the Amazon version of Jack Reacher has the anatomy of a Ken doll, and that's disappointing and sad. Not because it's sexual, but because it's a core element of the Jack Reacher's personality. He has big dick energy, and it just seems disrespectful not to show us. After all, the first rule of writing is, "Show, don't tell."The great Lee Child wrote 64 books about Jack Reacher and each one has a new and interesting description of the Jackhammer. In the appropriately-titled book, The Hard Way, there's an entire subplot that winds through the storied history of Jack Reacher's enormous dong, which is uncircumcised and features a distinctive vein on the top reminiscent of a king-size Snicker's bar. Reacher got shot in the dong once, and the bullet just ricocheted off. Didn't even leave a scar.

Amazon is a bookseller, so they're making a huge mistake by pissing off Lee Child's fans. Sooner or later, Jack Reacher is going to have to hang dong. The climax of one of the books takes place in a Russian bath house, where Reacher's only weapon is the towel around his waist. I don't even know how you could film that without 6 or 7 incidental dong shots. There's even a bad guy who is described, shockingly, as having a larger dong than The Jackhammer. I don't mean to spoil it, but Jack Reacher knocks the dude out by uppercutting him in the face with a half-chub Jackhammer, and I didn't even know that was anatomically possible.
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