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@klezmerstyle.bsky.social
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Emily! rusalka spirit haunting your local river (she/her) #dnd, jewsky, history, that gay shit, burgeoning radio nerd, I also advise computer science, IT, and mechanical engineering students klezmerstyle.itch.io

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*puts on flower crown, falls into a faerie circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 2h
no one: absolutely no one: sword dudes on the internet: arguing if messers count as swords [wholesome]
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*puts on flower crown, falls into a faerie circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 6h
once I'm back up to 100% it's fruit ninja time
pineapple, seated politely
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*puts on flower crown, falls into a faerie circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 12h
tailgating prevention techniques
car with a land mine on its bumper
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*puts on flower crown, falls into a faerie circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 14h
the existence of landsknechts implies the existence of watersknechts and airsknechts everybody thinks they're a badass until a guy zooms out of the sky with a zweihander
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*puts on flower crown, falls into a faerie circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
in today's reading for class we learned about what a wildly compromised entity the Pakistani ISI is because like they have some useful inroads with terrorist organizations but also sometimes that shit goes both ways?
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*puts on flower crown, falls into a faerie circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
hmm starting to click that not all of this was vaccine after-effects and part of it was cluster effect from a friend literally going missing
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*puts on flower crown, falls into a faerie circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*weeping with a bit of hope*
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*puts on flower crown, falls into a faerie circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
some folks really need to develop hobbies apart from chugging as much haterade as they can and then casting eldritch blast at a target they feel deserves it
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*puts on flower crown, falls into a faerie circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Shia AA 🤝 12
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*puts on flower crown, falls into a faerie circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
oof yo still pretty wiped out from the vaccine (this year hit me harder? still worth it) calling in a mulligan
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*puts on flower crown, falls into a faerie circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
there is unrest in the forest there is murder in the trees POMMES DE TERROR how do you like these apples? in cinemas 31 October 2026
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*puts on flower crown, falls into a faerie circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lmfão Vučić is finally out
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*puts on flower crown, falls into a faerie circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
what if they genetically engineered a man who came ranch dressing
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*puts on flower crown, falls into a faerie circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
huh. the "rivalry uniforms" are a little silly and have a WWE and sports gambling vibe just let the lads play some football
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*puts on flower crown, falls into a faerie circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
football announcer #1: not sure if we have more of a Hamlet or Othello situation going on here football announcer #2: yo yo listen up my boy has arms but counterpoint-- he also got legs
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Isaac (proud small hat wearer) Gantwerk Mayer @isaacgantwerkmayer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Honecker (head of the DDR) says to Mielke (head of the Stasi), “So I’ve picked up a new hobby.” “Really.” “I collect the jokes people tell about me!” “Ah, I have a similar hobby.” “What it is?” “I collect the people telling jokes about you”
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*puts on flower crown, falls into a faerie circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
tag urself
The Response of the Zaporizhian Cossacks
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*puts on flower crown, falls into a faerie circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
do I attempt laundry with COVID vaccine haze
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*puts on flower crown, falls into a faerie circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
raise your hand if Jhonen Vasquez personally forced you fill all void space in doodles with black sharpie markers
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*puts on flower crown, falls into a faerie circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
trying to grasp at reality, I turn on the TV and watch college football Wyoming is playing Hawaii this is not helping 😂😂😂
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*puts on flower crown, falls into a faerie circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
also strip Stragio, strip Axis and Allies, strip Campaign for North Africa
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*puts on flower crown, falls into a faerie circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
vaccine weekend progress: fell asleep and woke up and spent a good ten minutes trying to figure out if it was 4:30 a.m. or p.m. because I had my blackout curtains up
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Brian, nope too perilous @priorplanning.life · 26/09/2026
You get ALL of your clothes back if you hold all of Asia, and everyone else has to remove one piece of their clothing.
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*puts on flower crown, falls into a faerie circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
we need mechanics for sexy RISK games like strip RISK take off an article of clothing if you huddle in Austronesia, think North America is the smart move, or you attempt a land war in Asia
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*puts on flower crown, falls into a faerie circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
was planning on getting my COVID and flu vaccines yesterday but a friendmergency came up, so I got them this morning hello couch for the rest of the weekend mebbe on Sunday we'll see if I'm feeling up to showing off my kit at the Ren Faire
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*puts on flower crown, falls into a faerie circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
BBC Pidgin will never lie to you
no underrate di size of pepper becos wen you cut an you go see how powerful and strong e be
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*puts on flower crown, falls into a faerie circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
well hell the Argos won and Winnipeg continues its legacy of being at .500
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*puts on flower crown, falls into a faerie circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
really fucking sick of how folks in "the caring professions" get treated as expendable trauma sponges employer: help people in crisis employee: um I'm in crisis employer: oh lol get fucked you're a liability
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*puts on flower crown, falls into a faerie circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
ugh a friend of mine left a bunch of odd and erratic comments on a FB post of mine and then I'm just finding out she's disappeared with her car still in the parking lot and her apartment unlocked with the door open
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*puts on flower crown, falls into a faerie circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
can't make this shit up
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People Training OpenAI’s AI Fired for Using AI to Train the AI
OpenAI has thousands and thousands of contractors helping improve the company's AI models. Multiple contractors have been fired for using AI to train the AI.
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*puts on flower crown, falls into a faerie circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
fighter: [drinks a healing potion] wizard: [drinks a mana potion] barbarian: [cracks open and chugs a fifth of whiskey] wizard: what?? barbarian: this is my mana potion
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*puts on flower crown, falls into a faerie circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'd been feeling a bit down on my looks recently and then realized I hadn't trimmed my bangs in like four months
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Treyf Posting 🤌 @postingtreyf.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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*puts on flower crown, falls into a faerie circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
these are these lawnmower tire tracks on the sidewalk on the way into the office that look like cuneiform
sidewalk marks
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*puts on flower crown, falls into a faerie circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
you're hot BUT you're cold you're yes OR you're no you're in AND you're out you're up XOR down
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maimonides nutz @maimonidesnutz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Finally illustrated this idea like I’ve wanted to do since I posted this three years ago!! 🌿🖤
A woman who is covered in a splotchy nebula texture of blue, green, purple, and pink. She is leaning forward with her hands behind her slightly arched back. In her hands are a lulav (long rod made of three different tree branches), and an etrog (a fruit with an elongated and bumpy lemon shape/color). 

Her leg is signed “M.Nutz”

Surrounding her in bold black handwriting is the quote: “Joy is a deep release of the soul, and it includes death and pain. Joy is any feeling fully felt, any experience we give our whole being to. We are conditioned to choose pleasure and to reject pain, but the truth is, any moment of our life fully inhabited…any immersion in the full depth of life, can be the source of deep joy.” — Rabbi Alan Lew
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*puts on flower crown, falls into a faerie circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
good news! he opened a new restaurant off campus and they have even more classics! I hadn't had kibbeh in ages and it's healing me
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*puts on flower crown, falls into a faerie circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I inherited the Information Technology degree after another advisor left in the degree plan there's an MIS class we haven't had an MIS department in over 20 years we've had to force a substitution for every student every year since because the department won't get off its ass and change it
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*puts on flower crown, falls into a faerie circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
a university employee is on his deathbed, the priest has already come to administer Last Rites amidst the grieving family members, a senior administrator arrives and comes to whisper in his ear a last message "okay, but we need to keep this student-centered"
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*puts on flower crown, falls into a faerie circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
everything I have ever learned about the bond market has been involuntary
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*puts on flower crown, falls into a faerie circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ope, when you end up having a 20 minute phone call with the Dean of Students on your lunch break because she had the same concerns about a student that you emailed her about
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*puts on flower crown, falls into a faerie circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
who the fuck flies to Dres moreover with a bunch of babysats to create a short-range comm network around.... Dres
relay sat around Dres in KSP
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*puts on flower crown, falls into a faerie circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
cool chapter this week in class about the history of Arab intelligence collection was a little distracting though because one of the main researchers cited had the last name Gabriel and several times I was like "THE Jibreel said this??"
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*puts on flower crown, falls into a faerie circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
me: we put the ass... in Tabasco *finger guns* marketing firm: yeah we don't think you're a good fit for this position me: we could try some others *wink* marketing firm: security
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*puts on flower crown, falls into a faerie circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
been on a Deftones kick recently and I started thinking is Chino loose with the pitch or doing microtonal stuff intentionally?
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The Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026
Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates
Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates
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*puts on flower crown, falls into a faerie circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
and with the cooler weather, stripey sock season has returned!
stripey socks
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*puts on flower crown, falls into a faerie circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
my two brains
Punch and Judy
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*puts on flower crown, falls into a faerie circle* @klezmerstyle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
willa catheter
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Danielle Kurtzleben @titonka.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The equinox is a time of powerful energies so I’m excited to announce I’m saging the entire country today. Just burning some sage bundles and smudging the shit out of everything. Open your windows. Groove on it. Put on some Enya. Dance with your shadow. Look at you you freaky little witch.
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