Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 09/10/2026[hanging out the side of my best friend’s ride] hello ma’am 2384
Wizard O'Awes ☘️ @awescar.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Is Michael Cera getting royalties for that Rumpelstiltskin meme going viral?static.klipy.comRumplestiltskinALT: Rumplestiltskin 030
Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Whoever has my goo goo doll, could you whisper in my ear? 1210344
Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 06/10/2026coroner: it appears the subject died of multiple tab wounds 1347397
Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝 @sundaedivine.lol · 06/10/2026I called my 92 year old grandmother last night to tell her Trump's poll numbers had fallen even further because I knew she’d be delighted. She giggled and said, “Did you hear that Jim Baker fucker died today too?” 518101591213
Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️Barba Papa 🏳️🌈 The Bear Did Lady @thebeardidlady.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Who called it Teddy Ruxpin rather than Ted Talks? 2167
Wizard O'Awes ☘️ @awescar.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If there was a vaccine for "not getting sacked" Aaron Rodgers would still not take it. 010
Wizard O'Awes ☘️ @awescar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They are at all Home Depots and Lowes and all the corrupt municipalities. For real. 021
Wizard O'Awes ☘️ @awescar.bsky.social · 29/09/2026What a time to be alive.All these Ozempic hunnies. 😃 030
Wizard O'Awes ☘️ @awescar.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I can't believe Donald Trump painted his face for this game. UT vs TN. 231
Wizard O'Awes ☘️ @awescar.bsky.social · 25/09/2026static.klipy.comBeck - Where It's At Music VideoALT: Beck - Where It's At Music Video 190
Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️Luna 🌙🌟 @headingwest.ca · 23/09/2026Kid Rock makes music for guys who only get to see their kids supervised, on weekends, but don't. 253
Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️ExamineYourZipper 🌊🇺🇸🦅🇨🇦🍁🇺🇦🌻🇵🇸🍉 @cidbarret85.bsky.social · 20/09/2026They all knew ahead of time who he is... 6301645010386
Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Ok that's 3 minutes, keep moving, got a lot of sad teens here. 1535797669
Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed." -Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953 430115934864
Wizard O'Awes ☘️ @awescar.bsky.social · 15/09/20263. Also, "Do Not,Do Not, Turn Around" in case Der Kommisar is in town. 010
Wizard O'Awes ☘️ @awescar.bsky.social · 15/09/20262. And if in Funky Town, never never talk about Pop Music. 000
Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️Uncle Kermit @unclekermit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026No one goes to Funky Town miss. Not at night, in the dark. 2105
Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️Uncle Kermit @unclekermit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Are chainsaw massacres particularly bad in Texas? I would think any chainsaw massacre would do? 172
Wizard O'Awes ☘️ @awescar.bsky.social · 15/09/2026At the Rams and 49rs game in Melbourne, Australia , the spiral passes went the opposite way. 000
Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Hiring Manager: Under special skills on your résumé, you put “self-sabotage?” Me: That's right, dumbass. 36112
Wizard O'Awes ☘️ @awescar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I just watched "Dirty Work" last week. I really miss that style of humor. No one else can do it like him. 000
Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 14/09/2026the real reason why the sirens were always trying to make the ships crash on the rocks is because they owned a boat bodyshop right around the corner 48313
Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️oligarchssuck.bsky.social @oligarchssuck.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Worst president ever with worst cabinet ever with negotiators who are serving Putin. 1058174265731
Wizard O'Awes ☘️ @awescar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026The latest A.I. ads are messaging that if I don't drink Ryze coffee, the wife will cheat on me. 😥 000
Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️m@thew @tweetpotato314.bsky.social · 11/09/2026dr handing me a brochure that just says shut the fuck up 28619
Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 13/09/2026news reporter on tv: they’re saying it’s the largest carmel corn heist in history wife: *looks directly at me* 29217
Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 13/09/2026i don’t think it’s a coincidence that some comfort foods are very similar, for example: macaroni and cheese, grilled cheese, cheddar cheese. all have a similar orangish color in them 717022
Wizard O'Awes ☘️ @awescar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Going into Monday like…static.klipy.comDog Jumps Over HedgeALT: Dog Jumps Over Hedge 011
Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️inkedupandsonic @sonictyrant.bsky.social · 12/09/2026"i hope this e-mail finds you" ~Waldo's inbox, probably 011857
Wizard O'Awes ☘️ @awescar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I sometimes close down Costco. Clubbing to the extreme. 110
Wizard O'Awes ☘️ @awescar.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Congrats on your recent promotion "CTO"Chief Thirst Officer. 😃 000
Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️🎃💀 𝕿𝖆𝖈𝖙𝖎𝕾𝖈𝖆𝖗𝖊 🍂🦇 @tacti.fail · 08/09/2026“If you can’t pleco(stomus) your friends, are they even really friends?” — @zombiecheshirepro.bsky.socialstatic.klipy.comFish SuckerAlt: GIF of a large yellow plecostomus fish sucking on the scales of a smaller gray one who looks surprised and appalled 512132
Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 08/09/202697¢ is a good price, but I’m not sure how much is left on the roll at home. 1127950
Reposted by Wizard O'Awes ☘️DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Cop: are you under the influence of anything? Me: not yet 0299
Wizard O'Awes ☘️ @awescar.bsky.social · 04/09/2026My favorite song about frequent bathroom stops on a road trip is "There She Goes" 🎶there she goes again🎶 010
Wizard O'Awes ☘️ @awescar.bsky.social · 03/09/2026What would that do to the "RPOTUS"?static.klipy.comDonald Trump Protected by Secret ServiceALT: Donald Trump Protected by Secret Service 010
