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halal arbys @avvve.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
That just sounds like onions with caramel
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halal arbys @avvve.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
M A C E
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👻BOOryan BlessDeAd🎃 @bryb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This picture of the Pope at his 40th birthday party is everything to me.x
The Pope at his crazy as fuck 40th birthday party wearing a tiny sea captain hat, holding a tiny ice cream surrounded by THREE sad looking balloons. He's wearing a blue jacket and jeans with a brown belt and he's got a navy polo shirt on.
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halal arbys @avvve.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You dont need a controller but you should refund it because its not good
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
in a sense my entire experience of being a man has been watching other men feed themselves into threshing machines and having the guys look at me like i'm stupid when i ask why
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Mega64 @mega64official.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
METAL GEAR SOLID 4 is FREE from its PS3 prison. Let us celebrate with the creator.
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halal arbys @avvve.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Jokes on you this is good actually
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 23/08/2026
we need to get these people hobbies. people do not spend their time holding rallies at sports events they do not care about in a society with a robust bowling league ecosystem
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404 Media @404media.co · 17/08/2026
EXCLUSIVE: 404 Media placed a tracking device in a shipment of rare books to see which AI company was buying it, and found an Amazon facility where Amazon scans and destroys books. @evystadium.bsky.social has more. Investigation by @emanuelmaiberg.bsky.social here: www.404media.co/we-tracked-a...
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halal arbys @avvve.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I'm also guessing he's being coached, but the cuts are standard in his videos. I think his house style is to just chop aggressively between similar camera angles (or even just aspect ratio on one camera) to liven it up. I find it jarring but I can see the appeal to heay short form video consumers
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halal arbys @avvve.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It holds up
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halal arbys @avvve.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Probably nothing. Most are polymer frame, and even a metal frame gun would by very difficult to misfire with 300V across the gripping hand(s)
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halal arbys @avvve.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This person knows cum
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LuUuUuke Knox 👻 @lukeknox.me · 04/08/2026
in the Québécois version of King of the Hill (“Henri pis sa gang”), Boomhauer is named Papineau and sounds like this
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
The sword dangling over my head had lowered a touch over night. Still not close enough that I was freaking out but I could sense its movement.
The sword situation
The sword dangling over my head had lowered a touch over night. Still not close enough that I was freaking out but I could sense its movement. I called my brother to check if there were any developments with respect to his sword and he said he could sort of make it out way up there if he squinted. I don’t know why everyone’s losing it over these swords he said. Then I called my congresswoman to ask yet again if there were any plans to tackle the sword situation as it were and the girl who answered said it was the official position of the office that the swords do not exist except in some rare foreign cases. I could tell she was reading from a script. Can you let her know that they most certainly do I said and she said that she would pass the message along and hung up. Outside some landscapers were at work trimming the neighbor’s hedges. Each of them with a gleaming blade perched inches from the back of their necks. Why didn’t they just grab it at this stage I thought. Why didn’t they just reach right up and grab it.
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halal arbys @avvve.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Serious question: how did you learn? Youre clearly intelligent and capable of reasoning/improvising through it but do you have notable resources to share?
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Christine Love @christinelove.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
"We need to make personal control over your media cool again. If you go home with someone and they don't have a Plex server, don't fuck them" —John Waters, probably
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios
You have some wonderful stories of basically getting away with stuff at the studios.

I’d learned one very simple trick: say yes. Simply say yes. Like Joseph E. Levine, on “The Producers,” said, “The curly-haired guy—he’s funny looking. Fire him.” He wanted me to fire Gene Wilder. And I said, “Yes, he’s gone. I’m firing him.” I never did. But he forgot. After the screening of “Blazing Saddles,” the head of Warner Bros. threw me into the manager’s office, gave me a legal pad and a pencil, and gave me maybe twenty notes. He would have changed “Blazing Saddles” from a daring, funny, crazy picture to a stultified, dull, dusty old Western. He said, “No farting.” I said, “It’s out.”That’s probably the most famous scene in the movie, the campfire scene.

I know. He said, “You can’t punch a horse.” I said, “You’ll never see it again.” I kept saying, “You’re absolutely right. It’s out!” Then, when he left, I crumpled up all his notes, and I tossed it in the wastepaper basket. And John Calley, who was running [production at] Warner Bros. at the time, said, “Good filing.” That was the end of it. You say yes, and you never do it.

That’s great advice for life.

It is. Don’t fight them. Don’t waste your time struggling with them and trying to make sense to them. They’ll never understand.
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Ashley Nichols @ashleynichols.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
90% of modern media criticism just sounds like this
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mcc @dryad.technology · 27/06/2026
Achewood, 2008 April 8
A man is using a laptop. On the laptop an angry pointing man labeled "Publican" is saying/posting the words "You know what really climbs my prick? Folks who eat fish but don't work. Takin' it out of good people's mouths, they are!"
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halal arbys @avvve.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
I have seen ace folks behave in ways that appear overtly sexual to me but I also attest to self-professed ace people participating in bondage and sensory play without erotic intent or apparent sexual experience. They aren't inherently sexual and that very important for many
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Errai @errai.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Dropping large brass spheres on the floor at 2am is a sacred ritual in upstairs neighbor culture
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
how it feels to text your homie an .epub
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halal arbys @avvve.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Granted, but not the point right? I think the argument here is that previously such tools were heavily subsidized to push adoption and now that they're billed at cost, even the most enthusiastic premier LLM users are starting to see that this wasn't worth burning the world for
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halal arbys @avvve.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
(With love and admiration) I wouldn't say that at all. He's not without natural charisma but he's a refined professional politician whom we ought to learn from. I and many leftists are guilty of dour presentation which is not great for recruitment...
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Voters in a small Missouri town, unhappy with the city council’s approval of a $6B data center, ousted all four incumbent council members running for reelection
politico.com
Missouri town fires half its city council over data center deal
Residents of a St. Louis suburb turned out in droves to unseat four incumbents just days after the council approved a development agreement for a $6 billion data center.
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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Sage Deviant 🏳️‍⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
the US Navy is "urgently hiring" morticians
Urgently hiring
New
Military Service - U.S. Navy,
Mortician
U.S. Navy
United States
Part-time +1
Health insurance
Tuition reimbursement
Retirement plan
Paid time off
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
I don’t admire much about this man. But I do aspire to attain the sort of rare cryptid energy he has. You never know what kind of shit this guy is up to, and I respect that
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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
New from 404 Media: CBP tapped into the online advertising ecosystem to track peoples' movements, according to an internal DHS document. Shows for the first time DHS tracked phones via process for putting ads in ordinary apps—video games, fitness apps, many more www.404media.co/cbp-tapped-i...
404media.co
CBP Tapped Into the Online Advertising Ecosystem To Track Peoples’ Movements
An internal DHS document obtained by 404 Media shows for the first time CBP used location data sourced from the online advertising industry to track phone locations. ICE has bought access to similar t...
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halal arbys @avvve.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Any specific evidence for this? Intuitively seems obvious but can't personally point to proof.
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Prospect Jana @tesarova.neocities.org · 06/02/2026
"did you cum?" my dear...is a song beautiful only at the end? do we watch a sunset to see the darkness? is a story only valuable because of the climax? but no
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 16/01/2026
I hate to burst everyone's bubble but if you think that CBS News losing ratings or prestige matters to David Ellison, you're mistaken. Murdoch ran the NY Post for 45 years without turning a profit. They want these media companies to pump propaganda, not to get ratings or make money.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
Matt Walsh tweeted last year: "We've spent the last 25 years bringing "freedom" and "democracy" to countries around the globe while our own country has been systematically invaded and now our largest cities are run by foreigners and communists. If you want to know why I'm so avowedly non-interventionist, this is why."

Then he tweeted today: ""This is a war for oil!!!!!"

First of all, the "war" lasted like 90 minutes. Second, going to war to secure vital resources for your own people is totally legitimate. Why should we allow some third world communist shithole to control trillions of dollars worth of oil?"Laura Loomer tweeted last year: "I’m America First, I don’t support “Regime Change”. I went on @Bannons_WarRoom to talk about Chinese aggression in Venezuela and why we need to designate the Muslim Brotherhood as a foreign Islamic terrorist organization."

Then she tweeted yesterday: "Maduro has arrived at the DEA office in Manhattan. He was transported in an armored motorcade after being transported in a blindfold via helicopter & then by plane to New York after his compound in Caracas was raided by US Special Forces.

Proud to be an American today!

USA 🇺🇸"Catturd tweeted last year: "Name one U.S. inspired regime change that hasn’t ended in absolute disaster."

Then he tweeted yesterday: "Venezuela is now more free than New York City."Will Chamberlain tweeted last year: "The Republican Party is no longer the party of regime change and endless wars

If you want to be its standard-bearer that is a non-negotiable position"

Then he tweeted yesterday: "I can think of few better uses of my tax dollars than black-bagging the head of a foreign narco-trafficking organization that enriches itself by addicting and poisoning my fellow Americans"
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ceeks @ceeks.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
deadass?
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 27/12/2025
if i’d been the winter caretaker of the overlook hotel it wouldn’t have gone down like that
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halal arbys @avvve.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Gottem
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ΛTLΛS 🔜 MFF, WOE @atlasbun.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
The government failed at actually redacting the Epstein files because DOGE cancelled the feds adobe acrobat premium subscription is the funniest shit.
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Rebecca Baumann @arkhamlibrarian.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Fritz Leiber with his wife Jonquil (Johnny) Stephens Leiber, the inspiration for his greatest works, Conjure Wife and (after her death) Our Lady of Darkness. A poet and weird fiction fan in her own right. Bonus cat doodles by Fritz from the Lilly Library’s Leiber archive. 🖤
Jonquil and Fritz Leiber in costumes for a sci-fi convention. Jonquil is a petite white woman in a green unitard with bat ears (likely modeled on the Weird Tales bat girl). Fritz is a taller white man with gray hair and is dressed as a dapper vampire.Fritz and Jonquil Leiber, seated by a cozy fire. They are sharing a book and Jonquil has a black and white cat in her lap.Jonquil and Fritz Leiber, standing on an outdoor staircase, Fritz holding a cat.Cat doodles by Fritz Leiber. Labeled “Super cat ALL MY OWN WORK FL”
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Jacob deNobel @denobel.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas! Please enjoy the opening to this Japanese Christmas concert special that I watch every year. As far as I can tell, this has otherwise been scrubbed from the internet
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gummynebula @gummynebula.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
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The Onion @theonion.com · 12/12/2025
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
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ruiner @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 03/12/2025
the IT guys, they came to me they told me we’re going to have to install windows 11 i said no, no i don’t think so. every computer in the white house will be running bloat free open source software and it will work perfectly. we have the best audio drivers in the world folks. crisp, reliable, smooth
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
You now need a Real ID to board a plane. But fortunately for House Republicans, you still don’t need one to transport a minor across state lines.
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Wrong Station @thewrongstation.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
me, on the internet in 2012: this is the funniest thing i've ever seen. the effect of seeing this will send ripples through my life, my identity, and my relationships. me, on the internet in 2025: this pharrell x pringles x fortnite ad collab was sponsored by the idf.
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
and I feel fucking crazy because only a few other people seem to have noticed this?? even sceptics constantly seems to fall back on assuming (usually implicitly) human intent behind that text. and the reason I don't read AI text is because I think it's basically impossible not to do that over time
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skelly @iid.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I think about this post all the time, and the comfort: "AI only talks in response" What happens when a million of these "autonomous agents" pollutes up every sphere of human communication? as is already happening to science journals? and social media? what then? distantprovince.by/posts/its-ru...
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halal arbys @avvve.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
It is scored, and the scores are at a minimum recorded by ones medical team. One will sometimes tell patients the number, but always them how bad ones dememtia is based on the score. I'm not aware of a MoCA score at which one is not eligible to be president, but 26/30 is minimum "normal" score
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
So like this is funnier and more offensive than anything anyone else said about Kirk that got them fired
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Kristy Baxter @kbax.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
"That the average Massachusetts girl is not impressionable has long been asserted. This proves it." The Longton Gleaner September 29, 1911
A Massachusetts girl in a fall
wrecked five glass floors in a public
library building, landed on a marble
floor in the basement and then walked
away. That the average Massachu-
setts girl is not impressionable has
long been asserted. This proves it.
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